(Open to a black screen.)
TV VOICE OVER: Just when you though HE was dead....again! HE's back!!
(A disembodied person's eyes open. These eyes are the blackest and have a glowing red outline.)
TV VOICE OVER: I know what you're thinking, folks. HE died in the last Halloween movie (Halloween 665: The Retirement of Michael Myers). Dr. Loomis (Played by a different actress since Britney Spears and Donald Pleasence died centuries ago) set Michael's house on fire, chopped Michael into a billion pieces, shot HIM out of a cannon, stabbed HIM, slapped HIM, punched HIM, shot an arrow up HIS butt, unmasked HIM, and tied HIM up to a firecracker and lit it.
I have no idea how HE survived such torture!
And plus, Moustapha Akkad died 600 years ago. We kept these Halloween movies going for the next six centuries, and I wish it would come to an end!
Anyway, in this movie, Halloween Six Hundred and Sixty Six: The Death of Michael Myers (We Hope!), Dr. Joan Loomis and Dr. Samuel Loomis team up to stop Michael's (supposedly) final reign of terror, with the help of digital technology to make it look like Britney Spears and Donald Pleasence are still alive. It's the year 2525 for crying out loud!!
(Dr. Samuel Loomis is talking to Sheriff Brackett for no apparent reason.)
DR. SAMUEL LOOMIS: Michael Myers [long pause] IS [long pause] COMING HERE [long pause] to kill [long pause] AGAIN!!
(Dr. Joan Loomis is standing in front of Michael Myers for no apparent reason.)
DR. JOAN LOOMIS: I (long pause) HATE!! (long pause) Michael Myers. HE couldn't (long pause) BE!! (long pause) any EVILER.
TV VOICE OVER: And yet another pointless horror film crossover as Michael Myers goes up against......Chucky!!
CHUCKY: Hey, Myers!! Let me show you how a pice'a plastic kills a buncha people!! You can't kill me, Myers! I'm already dead!!
(Michael Myers takes out HIS knife and slashes Chucky into a billion pieces.)
TV VOICE OVER: And a special surprise cameo by none other than....
(Michael Myers and Jason are in the same room together for a split second.)
TV VOICE OVER: But we can't show you that! Halloween 666: The death of Michael Myers. Rated PG. Coming soon.
TV VOICE OVER: Just when you though HE was dead....again! HE's back!!
(A disembodied person's eyes open. These eyes are the blackest and have a glowing red outline.)
TV VOICE OVER: I know what you're thinking, folks. HE died in the last Halloween movie (Halloween 665: The Retirement of Michael Myers). Dr. Loomis (Played by a different actress since Britney Spears and Donald Pleasence died centuries ago) set Michael's house on fire, chopped Michael into a billion pieces, shot HIM out of a cannon, stabbed HIM, slapped HIM, punched HIM, shot an arrow up HIS butt, unmasked HIM, and tied HIM up to a firecracker and lit it.
I have no idea how HE survived such torture!
And plus, Moustapha Akkad died 600 years ago. We kept these Halloween movies going for the next six centuries, and I wish it would come to an end!
Anyway, in this movie, Halloween Six Hundred and Sixty Six: The Death of Michael Myers (We Hope!), Dr. Joan Loomis and Dr. Samuel Loomis team up to stop Michael's (supposedly) final reign of terror, with the help of digital technology to make it look like Britney Spears and Donald Pleasence are still alive. It's the year 2525 for crying out loud!!
(Dr. Samuel Loomis is talking to Sheriff Brackett for no apparent reason.)
DR. SAMUEL LOOMIS: Michael Myers [long pause] IS [long pause] COMING HERE [long pause] to kill [long pause] AGAIN!!
(Dr. Joan Loomis is standing in front of Michael Myers for no apparent reason.)
DR. JOAN LOOMIS: I (long pause) HATE!! (long pause) Michael Myers. HE couldn't (long pause) BE!! (long pause) any EVILER.
TV VOICE OVER: And yet another pointless horror film crossover as Michael Myers goes up against......Chucky!!
CHUCKY: Hey, Myers!! Let me show you how a pice'a plastic kills a buncha people!! You can't kill me, Myers! I'm already dead!!
(Michael Myers takes out HIS knife and slashes Chucky into a billion pieces.)
TV VOICE OVER: And a special surprise cameo by none other than....
(Michael Myers and Jason are in the same room together for a split second.)
TV VOICE OVER: But we can't show you that! Halloween 666: The death of Michael Myers. Rated PG. Coming soon.