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Ron The Dog
Harry and Ron ran down the main street of Hogsmead shoving other students out of the way. The lovely hot weather and blue sky suddenly didn't seem as pleasing as it had an hour earlier. Suddenly Ron skidded to a stop with a strange look of dreamy contentment on his face.
Ron barked in an almost perfect imitation of a dog
Harry: [frightened] Ron, PLEASE tell me you're ok!
Ron fell onto his knees and crawled to the nearest lamp post. He then lifted his leg and a dark stain slowly spread across his old faded jeans.
Harry: OH MY GOD!!!
Ron whined, scratched his armpits, then moved to the next pole.
A group of girls in the year below them suddenly rounded the corner, chattering excitedly. Then one of them spotted Ron. She shrieked and made a face. "THATS DISCUSTING!!!"
Suddenly Ginny stepped out of the crowd and gasped in horror.
Ginny: RON!!!, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Ron ignored her and continued his relationship with the lamp post.
Harry: Thank God you're here Ginny, Ron's gone madder than Hermione!
Ginny: [suspiciously] What do you mean, madder than Hermione?
Harry: We tested out some new sweets for Fred and George and Hermione went crazy! it was like she thought she was a cat or something!
Ginny growled under her breath and cracked her knuckles ominously.
Harry: [concerned] Are you ok Ginny?
Ginny: THAT DOES IT! I TOLD those two to stop testing their sweets on people! My friend was burping foul smelling purple bubbles for a week when they tested their new Bubble Breath sweet on her without trying it themselves first! This goes too far, come with me Harry!
She grabbed Harry's arm and started dragging him back up the street.
Harry: Wait a minute! What about Ron? We can't just leave him there!
Ron was happily sniffing a pile of dung a dog had deposited under a park bench earlier that day. People edged around him carefully with shocked and grossed looks on their faces.
Ginny pulled a piece of rope out of her pocket. and proceeded to tie Ron to a pole.
Ginny: I always keep this on me in case of emergencies.
She then proceeded to briskly drag Harry up the street back towards the The Flying Toilet Seats.
please Please PLEASE review. I will continue the next chapter if i know that somebody cares.
Ron The Dog
Harry and Ron ran down the main street of Hogsmead shoving other students out of the way. The lovely hot weather and blue sky suddenly didn't seem as pleasing as it had an hour earlier. Suddenly Ron skidded to a stop with a strange look of dreamy contentment on his face.
Ron barked in an almost perfect imitation of a dog
Harry: [frightened] Ron, PLEASE tell me you're ok!
Ron fell onto his knees and crawled to the nearest lamp post. He then lifted his leg and a dark stain slowly spread across his old faded jeans.
Harry: OH MY GOD!!!
Ron whined, scratched his armpits, then moved to the next pole.
A group of girls in the year below them suddenly rounded the corner, chattering excitedly. Then one of them spotted Ron. She shrieked and made a face. "THATS DISCUSTING!!!"
Suddenly Ginny stepped out of the crowd and gasped in horror.
Ginny: RON!!!, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Ron ignored her and continued his relationship with the lamp post.
Harry: Thank God you're here Ginny, Ron's gone madder than Hermione!
Ginny: [suspiciously] What do you mean, madder than Hermione?
Harry: We tested out some new sweets for Fred and George and Hermione went crazy! it was like she thought she was a cat or something!
Ginny growled under her breath and cracked her knuckles ominously.
Harry: [concerned] Are you ok Ginny?
Ginny: THAT DOES IT! I TOLD those two to stop testing their sweets on people! My friend was burping foul smelling purple bubbles for a week when they tested their new Bubble Breath sweet on her without trying it themselves first! This goes too far, come with me Harry!
She grabbed Harry's arm and started dragging him back up the street.
Harry: Wait a minute! What about Ron? We can't just leave him there!
Ron was happily sniffing a pile of dung a dog had deposited under a park bench earlier that day. People edged around him carefully with shocked and grossed looks on their faces.
Ginny pulled a piece of rope out of her pocket. and proceeded to tie Ron to a pole.
Ginny: I always keep this on me in case of emergencies.
She then proceeded to briskly drag Harry up the street back towards the The Flying Toilet Seats.
please Please PLEASE review. I will continue the next chapter if i know that somebody cares.