Title: Down the Well Hole!
Author: TIGER TIGER
Disclaimer: I'm too lazy to write a whole other one.... Just read the first chapter if you want one you other lazy people!
Chapter: 2! And the title of the chapter is...... More Crazy Women!
'Awww...... man my head feels like lead......' Annie thought ruefully to herself. 'Shouldn't have drank anything last night....... Evil Nixy and her "Let's add some vodka to the smoothies" idea....... grrr...... aw well at least it didn't taste nearly as nasty as straight vodka!' She curled closer to the source of warmth which felt like Tarryn. 'Owww..... the bed is so *hard*..... and I'm cold! And hungry! And by Sesshomaru if I don't get a blanket and some licorice soon I'll go all Sengoku Jidai on someone's ass!' She sat up resolved at getting her favorite food. But what she saw threw her off. "Na-nani?" she choked out barely. "What the fuck!" she cried out angrily. "What kind of sick joke is this?" Annie roared out. "Eep!" she cried when rabbit came streaking from the bushes. "Oh just you Mr. Bunny!" She said cheerily. "Just you....... Not a big bad youkai who will eat me up......"
"Wha........ Youkai?" Nikki's voice murmured from somewhere on her right. "Hey....... Where are we? I don't recognize this place...... did we pick up some guys unknowably and screw them here? Wait no.... I think we would do *that* in a cornfield......."
"Mmmm....... Corn...... Sex in the Corn..... field....." Tarryn murmured.
"Ummm off the subject of sex which we like a bit *too* much I'd say we are in a forest!" Annie said with the air of a know it all.
"Thank you Captain Obvious! I would have NEVER figured that one out....." sarcastically came Nikki's reply.
"I'm lost!"
"It's alright Tarryn, we all are!" A whirlwind came suddenly and blew the trees and bushes around them and they threw up their hands. The wind stopped suddenly and they heard an all too familiar voice. "Well looky what we've got here..... some women!" then a chuckle. Annie opened her eyes and almost fell on her ass.
"Nani! Koga?" the wolf youkai looked thrown off by the sound of his name from unfamiliar lips. He stumbled backward then righted himself and spook, "How do you know my name?"
"Ummm..... heard about you....." He sized her up. She was tall but shorter then him. Her hair was chin length and a reddish light brown, it was cut in a wedge cut and the back was short and spiked out. Her eyes were tricolor, with a ring of green around the pupil then gold and then the outer edge was brown. She had a tiny waist and was petit looking but her knew strength lay dormant. He smirked as he saw her breasts; they were about the size of that Kagome girl he had seen earlier today, but a bit bigger. He studied what she was wearing. A long black silk skirt with lotus flowers in red falling down from a bunch in the top right corner, it also had a slit up the left side all of the way to her mid-thigh. The top was just a tube of cloth, silk again but instead the colors were switched making the flowers black and the rest red. There was a silver arm bracelet pushed up near her shoulder and it was in the shape of a snake. Resting on her ample cleavage was a round jewel that reminded him of the Shikkon no Tama but it instead was blood red.
Annie looked down wondering why the hell he was smirking and found she was not wearing was she had been wearing last night. "AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE! Hentai!" she screamed covering her breasts. His smirk widened.
"I think you'll be coming with me......."
"Iie......"
"Iie? I don't think you have a choice."
"Alright but you have to promise to make sure my friends are left with Inuyasha......"
"Oh the dog face! He's that's way about three kilometers!" (A/N: I really don't think they knew what kilometers were but oh well.)
"Onegai..... can you send two or three of your wolves with them?" he sighed.
"Fine woman." he whistled and immediately three wolves came bursting through the bushes. He bent down and spoke to them. "I want you to bring those two girls to the dog face that you saw earlier. Make sure they are safe. And if you harm them it will be your heads!" whimpers were heard from the animals. "Go ahead climb on their backs...." he murmured to the two very scared girls. They did so and the wolves took off. He could hear one screaming with delight and other screaming with fear. "Satisfied?"
"Very......"
"You know since I have done you a favor you will have to do me one....." he smirked and she glared. She sighed and said, "Whatever......" then wrapped her arms around his waist and clung to him tightly.
Tarryn and Nikki spotted Inuyasha and happily screamed. "Hey Inuyasha! A couple of wolves are back but they have girls!" Kagome yelled.
"Ne? Oh, no Kikyo....."
"Jerk....." Nikki climbed off the wolf she was on.
"Arigato!" the wolf bowed its head and ran of with the one that wasn't carrying Tarryn. Tarryn shakily got off and spoke to the animal, "Not so fast next time.... but thanks...." the wolf bowed its head and howled before running.
Nikki stared at the assortment of people before her. "Er.... hi all!"
"Who the hell are you?"
"Oh me? I'm Nikki AKA Nixy Twixs!"
"You're from my time?" Kagome asked sounding surprised.
"Yep! Tarryn here! AKA..... well no nickname but whatever......" Tarryn shrugged and bent down to giggle and pull Shippo into a tight hug.
"Hey! What are you-"
"I'm hugging you!" Tarryn said loudly and Inuyasha winced.
"Don't be so loud!"
"Ooo! I can be loud if I want!" Nikki yelled and then proceeded to howl and scream and rant in jumbled Japanese, German, and English. Finally she calmed down slightly and sighed looking down at her shoes and finding she was wearing something similar to Annie's clothing only instead of red it was blue. "Hey where did I get the cool clothing!" She yelled happily and the hanyou's ears twitched and he scowled. Tarryn then looked down at her own attire and saw her dress was similar to Nikki's but instead of blue the color was green. "Hey wow! I look slammin'!" Inuyasha smacked his own face and let his hand slid down.
"Aww...... man more insane wenches to deal with!"
"Grrr...... osuwari shounen!"
THUMP!
"Oww......."
"So this is your lair........"
Pause.
"Hai."
Sigh.
"I'm tired."
Eyes rolling.
"You just woke up."
Glare.
"So?"
More eye rolling.
"So shouldn't we mate or something other then sleeping."
Shocked glare.
"Nani?"
Confused expression.
"You didn't think I would just take you here to have you clean up this lair?"
Flustered look.
"Ummm........ iie....."
Angry glare.
"Are you lying?"
Panicked glance.
"Iie......."
Even angrier glare.
"Why are you lying to me? We are supposed to be truthful to each because I have declared that you will be my mate!"
Very panicked glance.
"NANI?!"
THUD!
"Awww....... Man she fainted....."
Tiger Tiger: hmmm... not to shabby, ne? Ehhhhh.... I want another unicorn lolly pop!
Nikki: haha! Innuendo! Phallic meaning!
TT: huh- oh.....
Nikki: haha! Dumbass...
TT: grr.... See if I let you screw Sesshomaru....
Nikki: You wouldn't!
TT: I would..... I don't give about flames..... hell I'd even welcome one! You know I've yet to get one flame! That makes me feel so happy!
Nikki: that's why you are going to be famous! And I will mooch of you and Tarryn!
Author: TIGER TIGER
Disclaimer: I'm too lazy to write a whole other one.... Just read the first chapter if you want one you other lazy people!
Chapter: 2! And the title of the chapter is...... More Crazy Women!
'Awww...... man my head feels like lead......' Annie thought ruefully to herself. 'Shouldn't have drank anything last night....... Evil Nixy and her "Let's add some vodka to the smoothies" idea....... grrr...... aw well at least it didn't taste nearly as nasty as straight vodka!' She curled closer to the source of warmth which felt like Tarryn. 'Owww..... the bed is so *hard*..... and I'm cold! And hungry! And by Sesshomaru if I don't get a blanket and some licorice soon I'll go all Sengoku Jidai on someone's ass!' She sat up resolved at getting her favorite food. But what she saw threw her off. "Na-nani?" she choked out barely. "What the fuck!" she cried out angrily. "What kind of sick joke is this?" Annie roared out. "Eep!" she cried when rabbit came streaking from the bushes. "Oh just you Mr. Bunny!" She said cheerily. "Just you....... Not a big bad youkai who will eat me up......"
"Wha........ Youkai?" Nikki's voice murmured from somewhere on her right. "Hey....... Where are we? I don't recognize this place...... did we pick up some guys unknowably and screw them here? Wait no.... I think we would do *that* in a cornfield......."
"Mmmm....... Corn...... Sex in the Corn..... field....." Tarryn murmured.
"Ummm off the subject of sex which we like a bit *too* much I'd say we are in a forest!" Annie said with the air of a know it all.
"Thank you Captain Obvious! I would have NEVER figured that one out....." sarcastically came Nikki's reply.
"I'm lost!"
"It's alright Tarryn, we all are!" A whirlwind came suddenly and blew the trees and bushes around them and they threw up their hands. The wind stopped suddenly and they heard an all too familiar voice. "Well looky what we've got here..... some women!" then a chuckle. Annie opened her eyes and almost fell on her ass.
"Nani! Koga?" the wolf youkai looked thrown off by the sound of his name from unfamiliar lips. He stumbled backward then righted himself and spook, "How do you know my name?"
"Ummm..... heard about you....." He sized her up. She was tall but shorter then him. Her hair was chin length and a reddish light brown, it was cut in a wedge cut and the back was short and spiked out. Her eyes were tricolor, with a ring of green around the pupil then gold and then the outer edge was brown. She had a tiny waist and was petit looking but her knew strength lay dormant. He smirked as he saw her breasts; they were about the size of that Kagome girl he had seen earlier today, but a bit bigger. He studied what she was wearing. A long black silk skirt with lotus flowers in red falling down from a bunch in the top right corner, it also had a slit up the left side all of the way to her mid-thigh. The top was just a tube of cloth, silk again but instead the colors were switched making the flowers black and the rest red. There was a silver arm bracelet pushed up near her shoulder and it was in the shape of a snake. Resting on her ample cleavage was a round jewel that reminded him of the Shikkon no Tama but it instead was blood red.
Annie looked down wondering why the hell he was smirking and found she was not wearing was she had been wearing last night. "AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE! Hentai!" she screamed covering her breasts. His smirk widened.
"I think you'll be coming with me......."
"Iie......"
"Iie? I don't think you have a choice."
"Alright but you have to promise to make sure my friends are left with Inuyasha......"
"Oh the dog face! He's that's way about three kilometers!" (A/N: I really don't think they knew what kilometers were but oh well.)
"Onegai..... can you send two or three of your wolves with them?" he sighed.
"Fine woman." he whistled and immediately three wolves came bursting through the bushes. He bent down and spoke to them. "I want you to bring those two girls to the dog face that you saw earlier. Make sure they are safe. And if you harm them it will be your heads!" whimpers were heard from the animals. "Go ahead climb on their backs...." he murmured to the two very scared girls. They did so and the wolves took off. He could hear one screaming with delight and other screaming with fear. "Satisfied?"
"Very......"
"You know since I have done you a favor you will have to do me one....." he smirked and she glared. She sighed and said, "Whatever......" then wrapped her arms around his waist and clung to him tightly.
Tarryn and Nikki spotted Inuyasha and happily screamed. "Hey Inuyasha! A couple of wolves are back but they have girls!" Kagome yelled.
"Ne? Oh, no Kikyo....."
"Jerk....." Nikki climbed off the wolf she was on.
"Arigato!" the wolf bowed its head and ran of with the one that wasn't carrying Tarryn. Tarryn shakily got off and spoke to the animal, "Not so fast next time.... but thanks...." the wolf bowed its head and howled before running.
Nikki stared at the assortment of people before her. "Er.... hi all!"
"Who the hell are you?"
"Oh me? I'm Nikki AKA Nixy Twixs!"
"You're from my time?" Kagome asked sounding surprised.
"Yep! Tarryn here! AKA..... well no nickname but whatever......" Tarryn shrugged and bent down to giggle and pull Shippo into a tight hug.
"Hey! What are you-"
"I'm hugging you!" Tarryn said loudly and Inuyasha winced.
"Don't be so loud!"
"Ooo! I can be loud if I want!" Nikki yelled and then proceeded to howl and scream and rant in jumbled Japanese, German, and English. Finally she calmed down slightly and sighed looking down at her shoes and finding she was wearing something similar to Annie's clothing only instead of red it was blue. "Hey where did I get the cool clothing!" She yelled happily and the hanyou's ears twitched and he scowled. Tarryn then looked down at her own attire and saw her dress was similar to Nikki's but instead of blue the color was green. "Hey wow! I look slammin'!" Inuyasha smacked his own face and let his hand slid down.
"Aww...... man more insane wenches to deal with!"
"Grrr...... osuwari shounen!"
THUMP!
"Oww......."
"So this is your lair........"
Pause.
"Hai."
Sigh.
"I'm tired."
Eyes rolling.
"You just woke up."
Glare.
"So?"
More eye rolling.
"So shouldn't we mate or something other then sleeping."
Shocked glare.
"Nani?"
Confused expression.
"You didn't think I would just take you here to have you clean up this lair?"
Flustered look.
"Ummm........ iie....."
Angry glare.
"Are you lying?"
Panicked glance.
"Iie......."
Even angrier glare.
"Why are you lying to me? We are supposed to be truthful to each because I have declared that you will be my mate!"
Very panicked glance.
"NANI?!"
THUD!
"Awww....... Man she fainted....."
Tiger Tiger: hmmm... not to shabby, ne? Ehhhhh.... I want another unicorn lolly pop!
Nikki: haha! Innuendo! Phallic meaning!
TT: huh- oh.....
Nikki: haha! Dumbass...
TT: grr.... See if I let you screw Sesshomaru....
Nikki: You wouldn't!
TT: I would..... I don't give about flames..... hell I'd even welcome one! You know I've yet to get one flame! That makes me feel so happy!
Nikki: that's why you are going to be famous! And I will mooch of you and Tarryn!