Sirius: Hello Harry Potter. Curious name you have there. It just so happens
you have the same last name as Prongs over here,
Prongs: Padfoot, old friend, I thought we all agreed to keep our names secret. We don't want this person knowing about the great power we possess.
Remus: Would you two stop? Prongs, I don't think it's very wise to be talking openly about any great powers if it's supposed to be secret. And Padfoot, shut it about Prongs's name.
Harry interrupted, "Oh, I know your names, you don't have to worry."
Sirius: He can't! You didn't tell, did you Prongs?
James: I would never! How dare you accuse me of such a thing!
Peter: By the way, who in the bloody world is Harry Potter?
Harry hesitated before answering, "Er. me."
Sirius: Who are you?
James: Padfoot, I think we've covered that already. He's Harry Potter.
Remus: Yes, Prongs, we all know that. But have you the slightest idea who Harry Potter is?
James: No, Moony. But I don't think you have the slightest clue, either.
Sirius: Why don't we ask him, then?
Peter: I thought I already did.
Harry found this conversation very amusing, even if he didn't have to say anything.
James: So, anyways, Harry, - I always liked that name.
Remus: Get to the point, Prongs.
James: Oh yeah, who are you?
Harry grinned, "I'm you're son"
Sirius: Ha! It's like Star Wars backwards!
Peter: What in Riddle's name is Star Wars?
Sirius: Oh, it's this muggle movie that just came out.
James: Uh, Wormtail, what exactly do you mean by 'in Riddle's name'?
Remus: Who's Riddle?
Peter: Er. nobody.
Harry frowned, "Peter's a traitor! He's in league with Voldemort, and he sold you're whereabouts to the Dark Lord, and he killed you!"
James: Killed who?
"You!" Harry cried to the map.
James: I'm dead?
Sirius: Well, technically you're in a map.
James: I am?
Remus: Wormtail, is any of this true?
Peter: *ink smudge*
James: Woah, woah, woah, wait a minute. I have a son?
Harry nodded, "Yup."
Remus: Who's the mother?
James: er.
Sirius: This is fun!
Meanwhile, Harry was debating with himself whether or not he should tell them.
James: er. yeah. who's the. er. mother?
Harry smiled, "Lily."
Prongs: Padfoot, old friend, I thought we all agreed to keep our names secret. We don't want this person knowing about the great power we possess.
Remus: Would you two stop? Prongs, I don't think it's very wise to be talking openly about any great powers if it's supposed to be secret. And Padfoot, shut it about Prongs's name.
Harry interrupted, "Oh, I know your names, you don't have to worry."
Sirius: He can't! You didn't tell, did you Prongs?
James: I would never! How dare you accuse me of such a thing!
Peter: By the way, who in the bloody world is Harry Potter?
Harry hesitated before answering, "Er. me."
Sirius: Who are you?
James: Padfoot, I think we've covered that already. He's Harry Potter.
Remus: Yes, Prongs, we all know that. But have you the slightest idea who Harry Potter is?
James: No, Moony. But I don't think you have the slightest clue, either.
Sirius: Why don't we ask him, then?
Peter: I thought I already did.
Harry found this conversation very amusing, even if he didn't have to say anything.
James: So, anyways, Harry, - I always liked that name.
Remus: Get to the point, Prongs.
James: Oh yeah, who are you?
Harry grinned, "I'm you're son"
Sirius: Ha! It's like Star Wars backwards!
Peter: What in Riddle's name is Star Wars?
Sirius: Oh, it's this muggle movie that just came out.
James: Uh, Wormtail, what exactly do you mean by 'in Riddle's name'?
Remus: Who's Riddle?
Peter: Er. nobody.
Harry frowned, "Peter's a traitor! He's in league with Voldemort, and he sold you're whereabouts to the Dark Lord, and he killed you!"
James: Killed who?
"You!" Harry cried to the map.
James: I'm dead?
Sirius: Well, technically you're in a map.
James: I am?
Remus: Wormtail, is any of this true?
Peter: *ink smudge*
James: Woah, woah, woah, wait a minute. I have a son?
Harry nodded, "Yup."
Remus: Who's the mother?
James: er.
Sirius: This is fun!
Meanwhile, Harry was debating with himself whether or not he should tell them.
James: er. yeah. who's the. er. mother?
Harry smiled, "Lily."