Remus: Ha!
Sirius: I knew it!
Peter: When did this happen, Prongs?
James: I didn't I swear!
Sirius: ha ha
Remus: ha ha ha
James: What are you grinning at?
Peter: I swear, Voldemort made me!
Harry blinked.
James: okay. I don't think we should be pointing any fingers until I'm dead.
Sirius: Which you're not.
James: Thanks for pointing that out, Padfoot.
Remus: heh hehh. Is Sirius. er. married at all?
Sirius: Am I? Am I?
Harry bit his lip, "Er. no."
James: Ha!
Sirius: Do I at least have a girlfriend?
Harry shook his head, "No."
Sirius: Why not?
Remus: What, did he get too old and wrinkly?
Sirius: Hey!
James: Yeah. ha ha. why didn't old Padfoot get any girls, huh?
Harry frowned, "Because he's on the run from the Ministry."
Sirius: I am? Ahhhh!
Remus: Calm down.
James: Ha! And why's that?
Sirius: They didn't find out about my. er. secret?
James: Padfoot's a dog.
Sirius: Shut up, Prongs, I'll turn you in, too!
James: How could you? Harry says I'm dead.
Remus: How sad.
Sirius: You are?
James: Hello? Yes.
Remus: Hey. could we all. er. talk to the thirty-somethin year old Padfoot?
Harry's heart sank, "No. er."
Sirius: Why not?
Harry frowned, "You're dead, too."
James: But you said he was on the run! Was it really that bad that they tried to track him down after he was dead, too?
Harry shook his head, "Nobody knows you're dead."
Remus: How sad. Who killed him?
Harry clenched his teeth, "Bellatrix Lestrange."
Sirius: That's curious, I have a cousin named Bellatrix.
Harry closed his eyes, "She is your cousin."
Sirius: Oh. I never liked her anyway.
Remus: Am I still alive?
Harry nodded, "Yeah?"
James: That's not fair!
Remus: What, do you want me dead?
James: No, of course not.
Sirius: I don't want to die! Mommy!
Remus: Padfoot, I thought you said you hated your mum.
Sirius: Oh yeah. Mrs. Potter!
Harry frowned even more, "Come to think of it, she's dead, too."
James: Mum? How'd that happen?
Harry sighed, "I don't know."
Remus: How sad.
Sirius: But she made my food for me!
James: She made my food, too.
Sirius: I DON"T KNOW HOW TO COOK! I'M GONNA STARVE TO DEATH!
Harry shook his head, "I'm sure they'll feed you in Azkaban."
Remus: Azkaban? I thought you said Padfoot was on the run.
Sirius: This is exciting!
"That's why he's on the run - he escaped." Harry said
Sirius: Wow! How'd I manage that?
Remus: I never knew you had it in you, Padfoot.
Harry tried to remember the story, "You turned into a dog, and the dementors couldn't sense you as a dog."
Sirius: Hey! Who told you I could turn into a dog?
Harry smiled, "You did."
Sirius: Oh.
Remus: Did Padfoot tell you anything about. er. about me?
Harry shook his head, "No, actually, you told me that."
Remus: I did?
James: I miss my mommy!
Sirius: You know Moony?
Harry nodded, "Yeah, he used to teach at Hogwarts."
James: Wicked!
Sirius: Prongs, I thought you were still crying over our mum.
James: Oh yeah, Mommy!
Remus: What do you mean, 'used to'?
Harry scowled as he remembered his third year, "Snape told the whole school what you were, and you had no choice but to resign."
Sirius: The greasy git!
Remus: Wait a moment. he's a teacher, too?
Harry nodded, "Unfortunately."
James: Did you know, that if you get Snape really really angry, his face looks like an eggplant with a wig?
Remus: That's lovely.
Sirius: Ha! I remember that! He looked just like that after prongs saved him from Moony.
Remus: Please don't remind me.
Sirius: Well, he deserved it.
James: Yeah, and I had to save him.
Sirius: You didn't have to, Prongs - you could have just -
Legolas: It is he. Cannot you see him passing from tree to tree?
Remus: Who are you?
James: Who's passing from tree to tree?
Sirius: Hey, get lost, you elf!
Legolas: Where's my bow?
James: I don't see any trees!
Legolas: Who has my bow?
Sirius: What are you doing here?
James: What trees? I don't see any trees! Wormtail, do you see any trees?
Remus: How did you know he's an elf?
Sirius: Can't you see the pointy ears?
Remus: Oh yeah.
Legolas: Where is Gimli? And what of Aragorn?
Sirius: Who the bloody *ink smudge* are they?
James: Am I going nutters? Am I the only one here who doesn't see any trees?
Remus: No, you're not crazy, Prongs. There are no trees.
Sirius: Doesn't this parchment come from trees?
Remus: Try not to confuse Prongs, will you, Padfoot?
Sirius: Okay.
Sirius: I knew it!
Peter: When did this happen, Prongs?
James: I didn't I swear!
Sirius: ha ha
Remus: ha ha ha
James: What are you grinning at?
Peter: I swear, Voldemort made me!
Harry blinked.
James: okay. I don't think we should be pointing any fingers until I'm dead.
Sirius: Which you're not.
James: Thanks for pointing that out, Padfoot.
Remus: heh hehh. Is Sirius. er. married at all?
Sirius: Am I? Am I?
Harry bit his lip, "Er. no."
James: Ha!
Sirius: Do I at least have a girlfriend?
Harry shook his head, "No."
Sirius: Why not?
Remus: What, did he get too old and wrinkly?
Sirius: Hey!
James: Yeah. ha ha. why didn't old Padfoot get any girls, huh?
Harry frowned, "Because he's on the run from the Ministry."
Sirius: I am? Ahhhh!
Remus: Calm down.
James: Ha! And why's that?
Sirius: They didn't find out about my. er. secret?
James: Padfoot's a dog.
Sirius: Shut up, Prongs, I'll turn you in, too!
James: How could you? Harry says I'm dead.
Remus: How sad.
Sirius: You are?
James: Hello? Yes.
Remus: Hey. could we all. er. talk to the thirty-somethin year old Padfoot?
Harry's heart sank, "No. er."
Sirius: Why not?
Harry frowned, "You're dead, too."
James: But you said he was on the run! Was it really that bad that they tried to track him down after he was dead, too?
Harry shook his head, "Nobody knows you're dead."
Remus: How sad. Who killed him?
Harry clenched his teeth, "Bellatrix Lestrange."
Sirius: That's curious, I have a cousin named Bellatrix.
Harry closed his eyes, "She is your cousin."
Sirius: Oh. I never liked her anyway.
Remus: Am I still alive?
Harry nodded, "Yeah?"
James: That's not fair!
Remus: What, do you want me dead?
James: No, of course not.
Sirius: I don't want to die! Mommy!
Remus: Padfoot, I thought you said you hated your mum.
Sirius: Oh yeah. Mrs. Potter!
Harry frowned even more, "Come to think of it, she's dead, too."
James: Mum? How'd that happen?
Harry sighed, "I don't know."
Remus: How sad.
Sirius: But she made my food for me!
James: She made my food, too.
Sirius: I DON"T KNOW HOW TO COOK! I'M GONNA STARVE TO DEATH!
Harry shook his head, "I'm sure they'll feed you in Azkaban."
Remus: Azkaban? I thought you said Padfoot was on the run.
Sirius: This is exciting!
"That's why he's on the run - he escaped." Harry said
Sirius: Wow! How'd I manage that?
Remus: I never knew you had it in you, Padfoot.
Harry tried to remember the story, "You turned into a dog, and the dementors couldn't sense you as a dog."
Sirius: Hey! Who told you I could turn into a dog?
Harry smiled, "You did."
Sirius: Oh.
Remus: Did Padfoot tell you anything about. er. about me?
Harry shook his head, "No, actually, you told me that."
Remus: I did?
James: I miss my mommy!
Sirius: You know Moony?
Harry nodded, "Yeah, he used to teach at Hogwarts."
James: Wicked!
Sirius: Prongs, I thought you were still crying over our mum.
James: Oh yeah, Mommy!
Remus: What do you mean, 'used to'?
Harry scowled as he remembered his third year, "Snape told the whole school what you were, and you had no choice but to resign."
Sirius: The greasy git!
Remus: Wait a moment. he's a teacher, too?
Harry nodded, "Unfortunately."
James: Did you know, that if you get Snape really really angry, his face looks like an eggplant with a wig?
Remus: That's lovely.
Sirius: Ha! I remember that! He looked just like that after prongs saved him from Moony.
Remus: Please don't remind me.
Sirius: Well, he deserved it.
James: Yeah, and I had to save him.
Sirius: You didn't have to, Prongs - you could have just -
Legolas: It is he. Cannot you see him passing from tree to tree?
Remus: Who are you?
James: Who's passing from tree to tree?
Sirius: Hey, get lost, you elf!
Legolas: Where's my bow?
James: I don't see any trees!
Legolas: Who has my bow?
Sirius: What are you doing here?
James: What trees? I don't see any trees! Wormtail, do you see any trees?
Remus: How did you know he's an elf?
Sirius: Can't you see the pointy ears?
Remus: Oh yeah.
Legolas: Where is Gimli? And what of Aragorn?
Sirius: Who the bloody *ink smudge* are they?
James: Am I going nutters? Am I the only one here who doesn't see any trees?
Remus: No, you're not crazy, Prongs. There are no trees.
Sirius: Doesn't this parchment come from trees?
Remus: Try not to confuse Prongs, will you, Padfoot?
Sirius: Okay.