The No Sit Treatment
By: Dish-Chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters I am merely using them to perhaps entertain some readers.
Thank you *bow*
Hmmm Ok, Everyone that hates me raise your hand!
I beg your forgiveness and promise to update sooner.
Love you all^_^
This story isn't all about the no-sit treatment; it is also about Kagome and Sango getting back at the boys and the other way around.
My own little clash of the genders- Inuyasha style^_^
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Chapter III
The four young people quietly made their way inside the hut as Kaede called them for supper.
Shippou, at Inuyasha and Miroku's request put his clothing on and sat impatiently, waiting for his food.
Kaede gave them curious glances and she served the food, wondering exactly what was going on.
They ate in stubborn silence for several minutes before Kagome put forth her chopsticks to grab the last egg roll, and her sticks clashed with Inuyasha's whose were interested in the same thing.
She growled softly and pulled on one end of the roll, whilst Inuyasha did the same.
She kept a pretty firm grasp on the roll, and upon noticing Inuyasha getting ready to use much more force than needed to pull the food his way, she slyly smiled.
As soon as the hanyou got ready to pull, she let go, and since he had not the perfect balance in that instant, he fell backwards with a thud, the egg roll flying through the window.
Kagome giggled "I changed my mind Inuyasha; you can have it.......if you can find it!"
Sango smiled at her friend and laughed softly, not noticing Miroku's greedy grubbing from her plate.
"You wench!" Inuyasha growled, on impulse throwing his rice at her.
Thanks to Inuyasha's good aim, the bowl missed her, but rice showered her face and hair.
"Inuyasha!" she yelled standing up, Inuyasha decided to take it like a man and braced himself.
"Si-mirfph!" She declared as Sango stood and stuffed an egg roll into her mouth "There Kagome, take mine....good huh?"
Kagome sat down and nodded though her eyes were watering from the large amount of food lodged into her mouth.
She swallowed and smiled calmly "Thank you Sango that was wonderful."
Sango nodded and after finishing and being refused on her offer to do the dishes for Kaede, took Kagome's book and walked outside.
Kagome shortly there after followed her friend, smiling pleasantly as she left.
Inuyasha scooted closer to Miroku and looked at him "You said you were going to explain to me."
Miroku looked slightly alarmed and glanced at Kaede who was busily scrubbing the dishes.
"Not around the enemy man!" he hoarsely whispered pulling Inuyasha out the door.
The two females looked up as soon as they saw the males exit the hut, both were sitting beneath a tree Sango held a book with a pretty girl glancing out at an open field on the front.
Kagome had seemed to be pointing out and explaining things.
"That must be some evil girl book from Kagome's time!" Miroku said pointing to the girl on the front.
"I don't know, she looks kind of like Kagome does when I do something stupid."
Miroku nodded "Yeah, she does look dreamy-like"
"Yeah, like Kago-Hey! Dreamy -like?"
Miroku nodded "Chicks dig it when you do something cute, it melts them."
Inuyasha raised a brow, "Really?"
Nodding Miroku smiled slyly "Go out in front of them and scratch your head with your foot, they'll love that!"
Inuyasha growled "No way! I'm not some sorta dog!" He closed his eyes and crossed his arms stubbornly, joining the monk under a tree across from the girls.
"You want me to help you or not?" Miroku asked smacking him.
Inuyasha grumblingly walked closer to the girls and squatted down cocking his head as he brought up his left leg to scratch his ears.
Kagome looked up and held back laughter, while Sango rolled her eyes "And he's always complaining we treat him like a dog!"
But Inuyasha glanced up and saw that indeed Kagome had that look on her face, though it vanished to anger when their eyes met.
Miroku smiled happily as Inuyasha returned "yeah so they like stupid stuff, tell me something important!"
Miroku looked thoughtful a moment then beamed "Also, the smaller it is the cuter they find it."
Inuyasha was about to object when he realized Shippou was smaller than himself, and remembered the time Kagome kept yapping about some mini chocolate bar cause it was so "small and kawaii"
Snapping from his daydream the hanyou shook his head and growled "Can you just tell about all this silent treatment crap?" he asked.
Miroku nodded and looked as though he were ready to meditate.
"It is an ancient form of punishment women have handed down from many generations."
Shippou, who had just arrived plopped down and beamed "Boy, Inuyasha sure is dumb, even a little kid like me knows about that!"
Inuyasha picked up the kitsune and abruptly banged his head into the ground several times "Go ahead Miroku."
"Yes, well, err...Woman have used the treatment to punish men for unfair things, because they're so fickle and judgmental.."
After a ten minute lecture on this, along with a few examples of such a thing, Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"So all she's doing is refusing to sit me?" He fell back and laughed loudly "I don't own a conscience like she's really gonna send me on a guilt trip, feh!"
Miroku was about to respond, but noticed they had company.
Sango was leaning against the tree arms crossed and an interested smirk on her face.
Kagome lie on her stomach, chin supported on hands as she beamed.
The three males froze in surprise and all got guilty looks upon their faces.
"You forgot to mention, we have many ways of using the treatment." Sango added running her index finger down the bark of the tree.
"You think I'm doing something like that?" Kagome asked cheerfully touching Inuyasha's nose with her finger and giggling.
"U-uh.....w-what?" Inuyasha stuttered his cheeks flaming as Kagome flirtatiously brought her finger down along his jaw line.
Suddenly Kagome poked him in the chest and rose to her knees "You better watch yourself Inuyasha....I know more than you think" with that she slowly rose and walked back towards the hut "I think I'll have some chocolate."
Amazingly the flustered boy regained his composure in time to yell in reply "too bad I ate it all huh?"
Kagome stiffened but didn't turn around "Come on Sango."
The girl followed Kagome in curiosity "Where? It's already getting dark."
"Just away!" Kagome replied huffing her way towards the valley near the village.
"So we gonna follow 'em?" Shippou asked when the girls had gotten out of hearing range.
"Of course, but first we have to wait a while, their very suspicious." Miroku responded.
Kagome sighed as she flustered, sat down in the tall grasses of the large valley.
Sango sat beside her and smiled "A little harder than you thought huh?"
Kagome picked up a few small flowers and began constructing a small chain from them.
"Have you ever used the treatment?" She asked lightly, causing Sango to get a distant look in her eyes.
"Once.." she whispered.
"Sango..." she said placing her hand on the girls shoulder.
Sango smiled " I was only fourteen, but everyone was sure we would be married but then......."
Kagome was about to comfort her when the girl burst into laughter "That hentai! When I caught him, he never even looked me in the eyes again!"
Sango smiled and gave the air a swift uppercut "I beat the living daylight out of him^_^"
Kagome was somewhat surprised and just stared at her friend.
"It's for the best anyway, if I had married him I may have never met-......" the girl clamped her mouth shut and looked away blushing.
Kagome smiled slyly "I knew it!" she exclaimed jumping up and pointing a finger at the accused.
"You're in love with-"
Sango tackled her and covered her mouth "I am not!"
"You didn't even know what I was gonna say!" Kagome insisted closing her eyes and crossing her arms defensively, though smirking contently.
Miroku and Inuyasha watched from the faraway bushes "Why did Sango tackle Kagome?" Miroku asked "She looked pretty mad."
Inuyasha twitched his ears and growled "I haven't been hearing as well for some reason, but something about love and some guy from Sango's past, Kagome was gonna marry......hey!"
Miroku glued his eyes on the two females in interest "Sango's past?"
Inuyasha nodded and scratched at his ear several times before finding Myouga sleeping in his ear canal.
"That's why I couldn't hear as well!" he growled smooshing the unsmooshable flea once more.
The girls had stopped bickering and were now quietly weaving flower chains while talking.
Inuyasha smiled slyly "Now I can hear them!"
Myouga groaned and decided to get a small revenge on his lord.
He hopped his way to Kagome and sat upon her shoulder "Lady Kagome, did thrust know Lord Inuyasha and the lecherous monk are watching from afar?"
Inuyasha's grabbed Miroku's collar and tossed Shippou over his shoulder just as Sango's boomerang nearly hit them.
"I suggest we lay low for a while." Miroku said "Ya think? An agitated Hanyou responded while Shippou gnawed on his shoulder.
"You're not getting away that easily!" Kagome yelled as she and Sango came running towards them.
Not far from Kaede's village a traveler wandered towards the front gates, deeply deprived of food and rest.
"Perhaps someone in this village can tell me of your whereabouts....my Sango..."
Ba ba baaaaa!^_^
Hmm, that was short.
Forgive me, I am pretty busy, (if you call sometimes 5 classes a week of martial arts busy, that is^_^)
It's about to get interesting as far as Sango and Miroku go, Inuyasha and Kagome probably won't get together for a while cause I am evil^_^
Love you all,
Dish-Chan
By: Dish-Chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters I am merely using them to perhaps entertain some readers.
Thank you *bow*
Hmmm Ok, Everyone that hates me raise your hand!
I beg your forgiveness and promise to update sooner.
Love you all^_^
This story isn't all about the no-sit treatment; it is also about Kagome and Sango getting back at the boys and the other way around.
My own little clash of the genders- Inuyasha style^_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter III
The four young people quietly made their way inside the hut as Kaede called them for supper.
Shippou, at Inuyasha and Miroku's request put his clothing on and sat impatiently, waiting for his food.
Kaede gave them curious glances and she served the food, wondering exactly what was going on.
They ate in stubborn silence for several minutes before Kagome put forth her chopsticks to grab the last egg roll, and her sticks clashed with Inuyasha's whose were interested in the same thing.
She growled softly and pulled on one end of the roll, whilst Inuyasha did the same.
She kept a pretty firm grasp on the roll, and upon noticing Inuyasha getting ready to use much more force than needed to pull the food his way, she slyly smiled.
As soon as the hanyou got ready to pull, she let go, and since he had not the perfect balance in that instant, he fell backwards with a thud, the egg roll flying through the window.
Kagome giggled "I changed my mind Inuyasha; you can have it.......if you can find it!"
Sango smiled at her friend and laughed softly, not noticing Miroku's greedy grubbing from her plate.
"You wench!" Inuyasha growled, on impulse throwing his rice at her.
Thanks to Inuyasha's good aim, the bowl missed her, but rice showered her face and hair.
"Inuyasha!" she yelled standing up, Inuyasha decided to take it like a man and braced himself.
"Si-mirfph!" She declared as Sango stood and stuffed an egg roll into her mouth "There Kagome, take mine....good huh?"
Kagome sat down and nodded though her eyes were watering from the large amount of food lodged into her mouth.
She swallowed and smiled calmly "Thank you Sango that was wonderful."
Sango nodded and after finishing and being refused on her offer to do the dishes for Kaede, took Kagome's book and walked outside.
Kagome shortly there after followed her friend, smiling pleasantly as she left.
Inuyasha scooted closer to Miroku and looked at him "You said you were going to explain to me."
Miroku looked slightly alarmed and glanced at Kaede who was busily scrubbing the dishes.
"Not around the enemy man!" he hoarsely whispered pulling Inuyasha out the door.
The two females looked up as soon as they saw the males exit the hut, both were sitting beneath a tree Sango held a book with a pretty girl glancing out at an open field on the front.
Kagome had seemed to be pointing out and explaining things.
"That must be some evil girl book from Kagome's time!" Miroku said pointing to the girl on the front.
"I don't know, she looks kind of like Kagome does when I do something stupid."
Miroku nodded "Yeah, she does look dreamy-like"
"Yeah, like Kago-Hey! Dreamy -like?"
Miroku nodded "Chicks dig it when you do something cute, it melts them."
Inuyasha raised a brow, "Really?"
Nodding Miroku smiled slyly "Go out in front of them and scratch your head with your foot, they'll love that!"
Inuyasha growled "No way! I'm not some sorta dog!" He closed his eyes and crossed his arms stubbornly, joining the monk under a tree across from the girls.
"You want me to help you or not?" Miroku asked smacking him.
Inuyasha grumblingly walked closer to the girls and squatted down cocking his head as he brought up his left leg to scratch his ears.
Kagome looked up and held back laughter, while Sango rolled her eyes "And he's always complaining we treat him like a dog!"
But Inuyasha glanced up and saw that indeed Kagome had that look on her face, though it vanished to anger when their eyes met.
Miroku smiled happily as Inuyasha returned "yeah so they like stupid stuff, tell me something important!"
Miroku looked thoughtful a moment then beamed "Also, the smaller it is the cuter they find it."
Inuyasha was about to object when he realized Shippou was smaller than himself, and remembered the time Kagome kept yapping about some mini chocolate bar cause it was so "small and kawaii"
Snapping from his daydream the hanyou shook his head and growled "Can you just tell about all this silent treatment crap?" he asked.
Miroku nodded and looked as though he were ready to meditate.
"It is an ancient form of punishment women have handed down from many generations."
Shippou, who had just arrived plopped down and beamed "Boy, Inuyasha sure is dumb, even a little kid like me knows about that!"
Inuyasha picked up the kitsune and abruptly banged his head into the ground several times "Go ahead Miroku."
"Yes, well, err...Woman have used the treatment to punish men for unfair things, because they're so fickle and judgmental.."
After a ten minute lecture on this, along with a few examples of such a thing, Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"So all she's doing is refusing to sit me?" He fell back and laughed loudly "I don't own a conscience like she's really gonna send me on a guilt trip, feh!"
Miroku was about to respond, but noticed they had company.
Sango was leaning against the tree arms crossed and an interested smirk on her face.
Kagome lie on her stomach, chin supported on hands as she beamed.
The three males froze in surprise and all got guilty looks upon their faces.
"You forgot to mention, we have many ways of using the treatment." Sango added running her index finger down the bark of the tree.
"You think I'm doing something like that?" Kagome asked cheerfully touching Inuyasha's nose with her finger and giggling.
"U-uh.....w-what?" Inuyasha stuttered his cheeks flaming as Kagome flirtatiously brought her finger down along his jaw line.
Suddenly Kagome poked him in the chest and rose to her knees "You better watch yourself Inuyasha....I know more than you think" with that she slowly rose and walked back towards the hut "I think I'll have some chocolate."
Amazingly the flustered boy regained his composure in time to yell in reply "too bad I ate it all huh?"
Kagome stiffened but didn't turn around "Come on Sango."
The girl followed Kagome in curiosity "Where? It's already getting dark."
"Just away!" Kagome replied huffing her way towards the valley near the village.
"So we gonna follow 'em?" Shippou asked when the girls had gotten out of hearing range.
"Of course, but first we have to wait a while, their very suspicious." Miroku responded.
Kagome sighed as she flustered, sat down in the tall grasses of the large valley.
Sango sat beside her and smiled "A little harder than you thought huh?"
Kagome picked up a few small flowers and began constructing a small chain from them.
"Have you ever used the treatment?" She asked lightly, causing Sango to get a distant look in her eyes.
"Once.." she whispered.
"Sango..." she said placing her hand on the girls shoulder.
Sango smiled " I was only fourteen, but everyone was sure we would be married but then......."
Kagome was about to comfort her when the girl burst into laughter "That hentai! When I caught him, he never even looked me in the eyes again!"
Sango smiled and gave the air a swift uppercut "I beat the living daylight out of him^_^"
Kagome was somewhat surprised and just stared at her friend.
"It's for the best anyway, if I had married him I may have never met-......" the girl clamped her mouth shut and looked away blushing.
Kagome smiled slyly "I knew it!" she exclaimed jumping up and pointing a finger at the accused.
"You're in love with-"
Sango tackled her and covered her mouth "I am not!"
"You didn't even know what I was gonna say!" Kagome insisted closing her eyes and crossing her arms defensively, though smirking contently.
Miroku and Inuyasha watched from the faraway bushes "Why did Sango tackle Kagome?" Miroku asked "She looked pretty mad."
Inuyasha twitched his ears and growled "I haven't been hearing as well for some reason, but something about love and some guy from Sango's past, Kagome was gonna marry......hey!"
Miroku glued his eyes on the two females in interest "Sango's past?"
Inuyasha nodded and scratched at his ear several times before finding Myouga sleeping in his ear canal.
"That's why I couldn't hear as well!" he growled smooshing the unsmooshable flea once more.
The girls had stopped bickering and were now quietly weaving flower chains while talking.
Inuyasha smiled slyly "Now I can hear them!"
Myouga groaned and decided to get a small revenge on his lord.
He hopped his way to Kagome and sat upon her shoulder "Lady Kagome, did thrust know Lord Inuyasha and the lecherous monk are watching from afar?"
Inuyasha's grabbed Miroku's collar and tossed Shippou over his shoulder just as Sango's boomerang nearly hit them.
"I suggest we lay low for a while." Miroku said "Ya think? An agitated Hanyou responded while Shippou gnawed on his shoulder.
"You're not getting away that easily!" Kagome yelled as she and Sango came running towards them.
Not far from Kaede's village a traveler wandered towards the front gates, deeply deprived of food and rest.
"Perhaps someone in this village can tell me of your whereabouts....my Sango..."
Ba ba baaaaa!^_^
Hmm, that was short.
Forgive me, I am pretty busy, (if you call sometimes 5 classes a week of martial arts busy, that is^_^)
It's about to get interesting as far as Sango and Miroku go, Inuyasha and Kagome probably won't get together for a while cause I am evil^_^
Love you all,
Dish-Chan