Disclaimer: Don't own Beyblade. If we did, this is a sample of what would happen.
Summary: The cast of Beyblade is doing a parody of the movie Titanic!! With Rei as Jack, and Kai as Rose, and all of the female characters replaced with male ones, who knows what'll happen? Well, we all know that the ship will sink...
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Beytanic
Chapter 1
"Wahoo!! I win!" Rei threw down his cards triumphantly.
Michael and Judy grumbled and set their matches on the table. "I've always hated Go Fish," Michael muttered as Rei scooped up his winnings.
Judy glanced up at the clock. "You'd better hurry up; your boat leaves in five minutes."
Rei looked at the two tickets among his "booty," then at the clock on the wall. "Oh, we gotta go!" Grabbing hold of Lee's wrist, he dragged him out of the shabby building they had been playing cards in, and over to the ship nearby.
The huge cruiseliner had the words "R. M. S. Beytanic" on the side. The two boys ran alongside of it, weaving in and out of the crowd.
They reached the tiny boarding plank for the "less fortunate" passengers just in time.
"Have you had your medical exams?" asked the man guarding their entrance to the ship.
"Yes. We're heading to America!" Rei said, shoving the tickets into his hand and walking past him.
"America!" Lee shouted excitedly, following Rei onboard.
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Up on the rich part of the ship, Kai was being escorted to his room by Bryan. Voltaire followed behind closely, grinning at the thought of his grandson marrying someone as skilled in Beyblading as Bryan.
Bryan held Kai's arm and opened his room door.
"Wow... nice room," Kai said in a flat, unimpressed voice.
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Meanwhile, in the lower-class quarters at the bottom of the ship, Rei opened the door of the room and peered inside.
"Wow... nice room," he commented sarcastically as a cockroach as big as a rat scuttled past.
They, being Rei and Lee, walked in, watchful of the rat-sized roaches, which seemed to have a colony nearby, and attempted to get settled.
One of their two other roommates leaned over to the other and whispered, "Where's Michael?" The other boy shrugged and continued to watch Rei and Lee.
After a few minutes, Rei and Lee headed back to the deck, where they stood at the railing.
"We're going to America!" Rei shouted, waving to the people out on the dock.
"AMERICA!!" Lee echoed as the ships horn blared and the ship steadily began to pull away from land. He and Rei watched until land was barely visible, then sauntered up to the front of the ship. Rei stood on the bottom rung on the railing and squinted out at the ocean.
"Look!" he exclaimed to Lee, pointing out toward the horizon. "A whale!"
Lee leaned on the rail to get a better view. At that moment, however, a nearby fishing boat harpooned the whale. Both boys stared for a while before Rei cleared his throat and stepped away from the side of the ship.
"Well, that was... interesting," Rei said. They dawdled for a few minutes, then a completely random, moronic idea struck Rei. He climbed up onto the railing at the very front of the ship and leaned toward the ocean, spreading his arms wide.
"I'm the king of the world!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.
"America!"
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"I hate tea," Kai muttered to himself as he sat, arms crossed, among a group of wealthy gentlemen drinking tea.
"Come, Kai," Voltaire said, "don't look so angry." Kai's mood had no change at all.
Voltaire stood as a guy about Kai's age approached them. After greeting each other, they turned to Kai.
"Kai, this is 'the Unsinkable' Tala Brown. He's what we call 'new money.' He came upon his fortune when his great-great uncle, twice removed, died, and he inherited his jelly mine," Voltaire explained, gesturing to the red-haired boy.
Kai just grunted and looked away.
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The wind rushed through his hair as he ran to the back of the boat, slipping in his high heels... oops, I mean BOOTS.
Kai reached the back of the ship and looked out at the dark water, wishing he were elsewhere.
Unfortunately for Kai, Rei had been watching him.
"Don't jump! It's not worth it!" Rei yelled, running full force at Kai, who hadn't even climbed over the rail.
As Kai turned to see who the crazed, running maniac was yelling at, Rei smashed into him, knocking him clear over the rail. He hung by one hand, the rest of his body swinging below him.
"Take my hand! I won't let you jump to your death!" Rei screamed. Kai, who was about a foot away, flinched as flecks of spit hit him in the face.
"Just help me up, you idiot," Kai said, hoping it would shut the crazed Rei up.
"Hold on. I need to take off my shoes and jacket so this situation looks extremely conspicuous," Rei said, pulling off his shoes.
Kai sighed, switching his free hand with the one that he was holding on with.
"Okay, ready," Rei said, grabbing Kai's hand with one hand and his wrist with the other, and yanked him over the rail. They both tumbled to the deck, Kai on top of Rei, who was still grasping his wrist.
"Rape!" Kai shouted loudly, catching the attention of nearby guards, who ran over.
"What's going on here?" one asked, looking down at Rei and Kai.
The second gasped. "A rape situation!"
They pried the smirking Kai from Rei's grasp, then pulled the "rapist" to his feet. "C'mon, buddy, we have a place for people like you."
"The dining hall?" Rei asked hopefully. The guard, holding his hands behind his back, kicked him and began to drag him off.
"Wait! The boy did nothing!" a voice exclaimed from a darkened corner near them.
"Who's there?" one of the guards asked, peering into the shadows.
A grizzly little guy stepped out of the so-called "darkened corner." He had dirty, hole-filled socks that went up to his knees and a busted Beyblade launcher clutched in his left hand.
"Who're you?" guard one sniffed, looking down at the bum as he ambled over.
"Tyson," the bum grunted, stopping in front of them.
Guard two gasped again. "The so-called 'world champion' Beyblader?!" Tyson grunted.
"But they say you disappeared three months ago!"
"I decided a while back that after I became world champion, I'd become a wood hermit for a few months to reevaluate life and its meaning," Tyson explained.
At that point, a blond-haired boy wandered over aimlessly, looking around. "Tyson?"
The ex-wood hermit in question directed his gaze to the newcomer and said, "Hey, Maxie, whatcha doing?"
Before Max could reply, someone spoke on guard one's radio. The guard promptly grabbed it and pressed the button.
"Here, sir; what's the problem?"
The radio crackled and the voice spoke again. "The monitors say that there's a large source of uber gayness on your side of the ship. If the level stays uneven for much longer, it'll cause some fatal problems. Locate the source and fix the problem immediately."
"Yes, sir," the guard replied, putting his radio away. He looked to Kai, then Rei, and the other guard before his gaze settled on Tyson and Max. Guard one motioned to his partner, who dropped Rei and assisted the other in dragged Max off to the other side of the ship.
Tyson shrugged and retreated to his corner again as Rei stood and brushed himself off.
"So... you wanna invite me to dinner for tomorrow night?" Rei asked, looking at Kai hopefully.
"Why?" Kai asked, giving him a suspicious look.
"'Cause I'll be hungry?" Rei asked in reply.
Kai shrugged. "Whatever. Dinner is at 7:00 p.m. Show up if you want," he said, turning to return to his room.
"Thank you so much! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you were going to jump," Rei said. Kai merely sighed and walked away.
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Kai was in his room, glaring at his reflection in the mirror, when Bryan stepped noisily through the door. He made his way over to Kai, who sighed and rolled his eyes, and pulled a small box out of his pocket.
"I was planning to keep this until the big tournament, but I think I'll give it to you now," he said, opening the box to reveal a shiny Beyblade.
Kai stared at it. "Isn't that...?"
Bryan nodded proudly. "This is the Beyblade that King Louie IV used to use." He picked it up and placed it in Kai's hand, curling his and Kai's fingers around it, as he grinned.
He then let go of his fiancee's hand and walked to the door. "I have to go put someone through the ringa," he explained, granting himself pardon, then left.
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Well, what do you think? Was it horrible? Or should we continue? Well, it doesn't matter what you think!! We already have a good 20 or so more pages to type, and we're only halfway done! Review!!
Summary: The cast of Beyblade is doing a parody of the movie Titanic!! With Rei as Jack, and Kai as Rose, and all of the female characters replaced with male ones, who knows what'll happen? Well, we all know that the ship will sink...
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Beytanic
Chapter 1
"Wahoo!! I win!" Rei threw down his cards triumphantly.
Michael and Judy grumbled and set their matches on the table. "I've always hated Go Fish," Michael muttered as Rei scooped up his winnings.
Judy glanced up at the clock. "You'd better hurry up; your boat leaves in five minutes."
Rei looked at the two tickets among his "booty," then at the clock on the wall. "Oh, we gotta go!" Grabbing hold of Lee's wrist, he dragged him out of the shabby building they had been playing cards in, and over to the ship nearby.
The huge cruiseliner had the words "R. M. S. Beytanic" on the side. The two boys ran alongside of it, weaving in and out of the crowd.
They reached the tiny boarding plank for the "less fortunate" passengers just in time.
"Have you had your medical exams?" asked the man guarding their entrance to the ship.
"Yes. We're heading to America!" Rei said, shoving the tickets into his hand and walking past him.
"America!" Lee shouted excitedly, following Rei onboard.
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Up on the rich part of the ship, Kai was being escorted to his room by Bryan. Voltaire followed behind closely, grinning at the thought of his grandson marrying someone as skilled in Beyblading as Bryan.
Bryan held Kai's arm and opened his room door.
"Wow... nice room," Kai said in a flat, unimpressed voice.
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Meanwhile, in the lower-class quarters at the bottom of the ship, Rei opened the door of the room and peered inside.
"Wow... nice room," he commented sarcastically as a cockroach as big as a rat scuttled past.
They, being Rei and Lee, walked in, watchful of the rat-sized roaches, which seemed to have a colony nearby, and attempted to get settled.
One of their two other roommates leaned over to the other and whispered, "Where's Michael?" The other boy shrugged and continued to watch Rei and Lee.
After a few minutes, Rei and Lee headed back to the deck, where they stood at the railing.
"We're going to America!" Rei shouted, waving to the people out on the dock.
"AMERICA!!" Lee echoed as the ships horn blared and the ship steadily began to pull away from land. He and Rei watched until land was barely visible, then sauntered up to the front of the ship. Rei stood on the bottom rung on the railing and squinted out at the ocean.
"Look!" he exclaimed to Lee, pointing out toward the horizon. "A whale!"
Lee leaned on the rail to get a better view. At that moment, however, a nearby fishing boat harpooned the whale. Both boys stared for a while before Rei cleared his throat and stepped away from the side of the ship.
"Well, that was... interesting," Rei said. They dawdled for a few minutes, then a completely random, moronic idea struck Rei. He climbed up onto the railing at the very front of the ship and leaned toward the ocean, spreading his arms wide.
"I'm the king of the world!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.
"America!"
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"I hate tea," Kai muttered to himself as he sat, arms crossed, among a group of wealthy gentlemen drinking tea.
"Come, Kai," Voltaire said, "don't look so angry." Kai's mood had no change at all.
Voltaire stood as a guy about Kai's age approached them. After greeting each other, they turned to Kai.
"Kai, this is 'the Unsinkable' Tala Brown. He's what we call 'new money.' He came upon his fortune when his great-great uncle, twice removed, died, and he inherited his jelly mine," Voltaire explained, gesturing to the red-haired boy.
Kai just grunted and looked away.
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The wind rushed through his hair as he ran to the back of the boat, slipping in his high heels... oops, I mean BOOTS.
Kai reached the back of the ship and looked out at the dark water, wishing he were elsewhere.
Unfortunately for Kai, Rei had been watching him.
"Don't jump! It's not worth it!" Rei yelled, running full force at Kai, who hadn't even climbed over the rail.
As Kai turned to see who the crazed, running maniac was yelling at, Rei smashed into him, knocking him clear over the rail. He hung by one hand, the rest of his body swinging below him.
"Take my hand! I won't let you jump to your death!" Rei screamed. Kai, who was about a foot away, flinched as flecks of spit hit him in the face.
"Just help me up, you idiot," Kai said, hoping it would shut the crazed Rei up.
"Hold on. I need to take off my shoes and jacket so this situation looks extremely conspicuous," Rei said, pulling off his shoes.
Kai sighed, switching his free hand with the one that he was holding on with.
"Okay, ready," Rei said, grabbing Kai's hand with one hand and his wrist with the other, and yanked him over the rail. They both tumbled to the deck, Kai on top of Rei, who was still grasping his wrist.
"Rape!" Kai shouted loudly, catching the attention of nearby guards, who ran over.
"What's going on here?" one asked, looking down at Rei and Kai.
The second gasped. "A rape situation!"
They pried the smirking Kai from Rei's grasp, then pulled the "rapist" to his feet. "C'mon, buddy, we have a place for people like you."
"The dining hall?" Rei asked hopefully. The guard, holding his hands behind his back, kicked him and began to drag him off.
"Wait! The boy did nothing!" a voice exclaimed from a darkened corner near them.
"Who's there?" one of the guards asked, peering into the shadows.
A grizzly little guy stepped out of the so-called "darkened corner." He had dirty, hole-filled socks that went up to his knees and a busted Beyblade launcher clutched in his left hand.
"Who're you?" guard one sniffed, looking down at the bum as he ambled over.
"Tyson," the bum grunted, stopping in front of them.
Guard two gasped again. "The so-called 'world champion' Beyblader?!" Tyson grunted.
"But they say you disappeared three months ago!"
"I decided a while back that after I became world champion, I'd become a wood hermit for a few months to reevaluate life and its meaning," Tyson explained.
At that point, a blond-haired boy wandered over aimlessly, looking around. "Tyson?"
The ex-wood hermit in question directed his gaze to the newcomer and said, "Hey, Maxie, whatcha doing?"
Before Max could reply, someone spoke on guard one's radio. The guard promptly grabbed it and pressed the button.
"Here, sir; what's the problem?"
The radio crackled and the voice spoke again. "The monitors say that there's a large source of uber gayness on your side of the ship. If the level stays uneven for much longer, it'll cause some fatal problems. Locate the source and fix the problem immediately."
"Yes, sir," the guard replied, putting his radio away. He looked to Kai, then Rei, and the other guard before his gaze settled on Tyson and Max. Guard one motioned to his partner, who dropped Rei and assisted the other in dragged Max off to the other side of the ship.
Tyson shrugged and retreated to his corner again as Rei stood and brushed himself off.
"So... you wanna invite me to dinner for tomorrow night?" Rei asked, looking at Kai hopefully.
"Why?" Kai asked, giving him a suspicious look.
"'Cause I'll be hungry?" Rei asked in reply.
Kai shrugged. "Whatever. Dinner is at 7:00 p.m. Show up if you want," he said, turning to return to his room.
"Thank you so much! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you were going to jump," Rei said. Kai merely sighed and walked away.
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Kai was in his room, glaring at his reflection in the mirror, when Bryan stepped noisily through the door. He made his way over to Kai, who sighed and rolled his eyes, and pulled a small box out of his pocket.
"I was planning to keep this until the big tournament, but I think I'll give it to you now," he said, opening the box to reveal a shiny Beyblade.
Kai stared at it. "Isn't that...?"
Bryan nodded proudly. "This is the Beyblade that King Louie IV used to use." He picked it up and placed it in Kai's hand, curling his and Kai's fingers around it, as he grinned.
He then let go of his fiancee's hand and walked to the door. "I have to go put someone through the ringa," he explained, granting himself pardon, then left.
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Well, what do you think? Was it horrible? Or should we continue? Well, it doesn't matter what you think!! We already have a good 20 or so more pages to type, and we're only halfway done! Review!!