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Sorry we haven't updated since Thursday... -__- Been busy.
It seems as though we've gotten our first reviewer that didn't like the fic! Ah, we knew it would happen. So, to our ever-so-polite critic (although you probably won't read this, but just in case), we'd like to say that we understand. Not everyone has a strange, perverted sense of humor like us, so it figures that you wouldn't like the fic. And I, myself, actually loved the movie Titanic, but not in the same way as most people. You see, I found it to be a funny movie. Even the part where they were on the little lifeboat coming back, and kept whacking the dead people with the oars. Hehe. -cough- Well, most people found it a touching, sad movie. We didn't. We're not really bashing it, we're just showing others our point of view.
On a lighter note... here's the fourth chapter!!
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Beytanic - Chapter 4
"Yes. The ship is unsinkable," Robert said for the fifth time.
Kai, Robert, Voltaire, and Bryan were walking around the upper deck, admiring the ship.
"How man morons are on this floating death-barge?" Kai questioned, looking over at Robert.
"Well, there are around two thousand people on the ship," Robert replied.
"And how many of these life planks do you have?" Voltaire asked, pointing to the large chunks of driftwood attached to the side of the boat.
"There are twenty stationed around the ship, each having the ability to hold up to 45 large adults," Robert said, reciting information he had memorized long ago.
Everyone was silent for a moment before Kai began to laugh.
"What's so funny?" Bryan asked, looking at Kai.
"Didn't you hear what he just said? The so-called 'life planks' can only hold 900 people in all. That's not even half of the people on this boat! Good one, Robert. We sink, only the rich survive," Kai stated, smiling and slapping Robert on the back.
"Yes. I have to admit, I also think it to be a wonderful idea," Robert grinned in return.
The four of them walked on a little farther, Voltaire and Bryan in the front, discussing the ringa and how many people Bryan had put through it. Robert and Kai walked in the back, neither talking.
No one noticed the strange boy standing between two life planks wearing glasses with a huge nose attached. Rei stood, conspicuously hiding his long hair with his arms, watching as Kai approached. When he got close, Rei ran out from between the life planks, narrowly avoiding Robert, and tackled Kai into the open workout room.
He quickly closed the door and looked at the thoroughly annoyed Kai.
"What the hell're you trying to do, kill me?" Kai growled as he pulled himself to his feet and made a beeline for the door.
Rei gently pushed him against the wall between the door and a window, then pulled off the glasses and tossed them aside. "It's me, Kai."
Kai snorted. "Like I didn't know. What other moron would run around tackling people?"
"Kai, once we arrive in America, we should elope," Rei began, ignoring the insult. "That family of yours isn't good enough for you. Staying with them can only hurt you."
Kai sighed as Rei went on.
"Your spirit is like a pizza, Kai, and by staying with the people you are now will only make it cold and rotten. And no one likes cold pizza, so you try to microwave it, but once pizza's rotten, it's rotten, so it won't taste good, even after it's microwaved. Then you throw it out, and it sits in the garbage and molds and collects flies until--"
"Just get to the point," Kai said, glaring.
"You should run away with me," Rei stated simply.
"Hmm... I need to give it some thought," Kai replied in a mock-thoughtful voice. A second later, he said, "Nah, I'd rather not." He then pushed away the crestfallen Rei and left the room.
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Later that evening Kai found himself seated across from Voltaire, with yet another cup of untouched tea sitting in front of him.
"And after you marry Bryan you'll be able to go on vacation and bring me..." Voltaire rambled on over his tea.
Kai, who was completely ignoring Voltaire's rambling, was staring at some unfortunate little boy who was suffering the same fate as himself.
An old man, who was sitting across from the young boy, was apparently instructing him. The boy sat up straight and laid his napkin across his lap.
Kai stared at the child a little longer before rising and walking out of the dining hall.
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Rei laid his head on the rail at the front of the boat. He had blown it. He figured he would never see Kai again. Just as he began to contemplate jumping off the boat, Kai stepped up next to him.
Rei glanced over then did a double take.
"Kai, you came back to me!" Rei exclaimed, hugging Kai.
Kai looked at Rei and grimaced. "I didn't realize I was standing next to you," he replied flatly.
Rei ignored his last statement and pulled Kai toward his again.
"I want to show you something," Rei said, yanking Kai up onto the railing. He then stood on the rail behind Kai, pinning him in.
"Close your eyes," Rei whispered into Kai's ear.
"No," Kai replied disgustedly, wiping his ear.
"Fine," Rei said. He then promptly threw his hands over Kai's eyes.
Surprisingly, Kai didn't protest. He merely sighed and allowed Rei to continue.
Rei removed his hands, making sure Kai's eyes were closed this time. Then he took hold of Kai's hands and spread his arms out so that he looked like he was a bird taking flight.
"Open your eyes," Rei whispered.
Kai did as he was told. He glanced around at his arms and glared back at Rei. "What is this?" he demanded.
"Don't you feel like you're flying?" Rei asked, looking at Kai lovingly.
"No, I feel like I'm being pinned to the front of a boat by a moron and I'd rather be in a scorpion pit," Kai growled.
"That'll work." And with that, Rei planted a very wet, tongue-filled kiss on Kai.
As Rei pulled away, Kai noticing his "drawing notebook" teetering on the edge of the rail. He reached out and pushed it, watching as it tumbled down to the ocean below. Then, Kai pushed Rei away and marched off toward his room.
"Hey! Wait, let me come with you!" Rei yelled at Kai's back.
"Why? What can you possibly do to make yourself useful to me?" Kai asked, not bothering to turn.
Seeing as how Kai had just "conveniently knocked" his drawing notebook overboard, Rei looked around frantically for something to help him. Spotting a grundgy artist holding a sketch pad, Rei yanked it from him and knocked him to the deck below.
"I can draw you," Rei said, holding up his "booty" from his grapple with the artist.''
"Okay, whatever. As long as I don't have to pay you," Kai sighed.
"Of course not," Rei beamed, following Kai back into his room.
They entered the room and Kai went into the bathroom. Rei sat on a stiff couch and stared around the room.
A few minutes later, Kai emerged wearing a fluffy pink bathrobe. He was holding a Beyblade in his right hand.
"I want you to draw me holding this," Kai said, waving the Beyblade.
"Ok," Rei said nervously.
"Only this," Kai said, pulling the belt on the robe.
Rei gawked as Kai let the robe slide off, standing there in all of his naked glory.
"I... uh... okay," Rei sputtered.
Kai lied across a little couch/lounge thing, propping one leg up on the back. He put his left hand behind his head and flopped his right hand across his stomach so that the Beyblade was visible.
He posed like this for an hour. Finally, after quite a few mess-ups, Rei finished. Kai stood and put his robe back on. He walked over to Rei and looked down at his portrait.
Rei had drawn a stick figure lying in the pose Kai had been in. It had Kai's hair and a very large penis. An arrow pointed to a little circle in the stick figure's right hand, labeling it a Beyblade.
"Nice detail," Kai said, pointing to the stick figure's lower region.
"Thanks." Rei handed the drawing to Kai and followed him when he went to put it and the Beyblade in the safe.
There was a knock at the door as soon as Kai closed the safe. "Kai? Is anyone in there?"
He paused and glanced at Rei, then looked back to the door. "Yeah."
The door opened and Ian walked in. He stared at Rei, then said to Kai, "Maybe you should run now."
Kai shrugged. "Why run? Can't I just drop kick you or something?"
"We're going to run," Rei told Ian, grabbing Kai's wrist. He then sprinted off, dragging Kai with him, Ian in hot pursuit.
The chase progressed through the halls, down the stairs, and into the boiler room, where, as they ran past the people shoveling coal, Rei's pant leg caught fire. They stopped long enough to put it out, then fled off to the storage room.
"I think we lost him," Rei panted, looking around. Spotting a carriage, he bounced over and got into the back seat. "Hey, Kai, come sit down!"
Kai sighed and walked over, sitting next to Rei. He closed the door, then crossed his arms and scowled.
"So," Rei said, glancing to Kai, "what do you say to a bit of hot gay sex?"
"Might as well," Kai replied with a frown. "It's been a bad enough night already."
"Great!" Rei tackled Kai and pinned him down to the seat.
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Captain Kenny walked into the bridge, holding several little papers.
Oliver looked over from where we was taking his break. "What're those?" he asked curiously.
"Windsurfer warnings from nearby ships," Kenny answered, waving then in the air. "The little buggers have been spotted all across the Atlantic. They're almost impossible to see at night," he added, and tossed the warnings into the nearby garbage, contributing to the inevitable irony later on. "But who cares? We're unsinkable!!" Kenny walked off the bridge laughing.
Oliver blinked. "I guess I should get back to steering..."
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"Where's Kai?" Bryan asked as he took in the room before him.
Voltaire shrugged in response.
Bryan walked over to the safe and fiddled with the lock. When it opened, he sifted through the contents until he found the Beyblade and drawing. He studied the drawing, clutching it until the sides crumpled.
"I'm gonna put him though the ringa!" he growled, throwing the drawing back into the safe. He slammed it shut and stormed into another part of the room.
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Whoop... another chapter done. I must say, I'm feeling mighty proud of myself. -gets death glare from Becky- Whoopsies... I mean, US. I'd like to thank the reviewers for... reviewing!! I love you all!
As for next chapter... Rei's framed and... I dunno. Haven't gotten it all written yet. ^__^;
Sorry we haven't updated since Thursday... -__- Been busy.
It seems as though we've gotten our first reviewer that didn't like the fic! Ah, we knew it would happen. So, to our ever-so-polite critic (although you probably won't read this, but just in case), we'd like to say that we understand. Not everyone has a strange, perverted sense of humor like us, so it figures that you wouldn't like the fic. And I, myself, actually loved the movie Titanic, but not in the same way as most people. You see, I found it to be a funny movie. Even the part where they were on the little lifeboat coming back, and kept whacking the dead people with the oars. Hehe. -cough- Well, most people found it a touching, sad movie. We didn't. We're not really bashing it, we're just showing others our point of view.
On a lighter note... here's the fourth chapter!!
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Beytanic - Chapter 4
"Yes. The ship is unsinkable," Robert said for the fifth time.
Kai, Robert, Voltaire, and Bryan were walking around the upper deck, admiring the ship.
"How man morons are on this floating death-barge?" Kai questioned, looking over at Robert.
"Well, there are around two thousand people on the ship," Robert replied.
"And how many of these life planks do you have?" Voltaire asked, pointing to the large chunks of driftwood attached to the side of the boat.
"There are twenty stationed around the ship, each having the ability to hold up to 45 large adults," Robert said, reciting information he had memorized long ago.
Everyone was silent for a moment before Kai began to laugh.
"What's so funny?" Bryan asked, looking at Kai.
"Didn't you hear what he just said? The so-called 'life planks' can only hold 900 people in all. That's not even half of the people on this boat! Good one, Robert. We sink, only the rich survive," Kai stated, smiling and slapping Robert on the back.
"Yes. I have to admit, I also think it to be a wonderful idea," Robert grinned in return.
The four of them walked on a little farther, Voltaire and Bryan in the front, discussing the ringa and how many people Bryan had put through it. Robert and Kai walked in the back, neither talking.
No one noticed the strange boy standing between two life planks wearing glasses with a huge nose attached. Rei stood, conspicuously hiding his long hair with his arms, watching as Kai approached. When he got close, Rei ran out from between the life planks, narrowly avoiding Robert, and tackled Kai into the open workout room.
He quickly closed the door and looked at the thoroughly annoyed Kai.
"What the hell're you trying to do, kill me?" Kai growled as he pulled himself to his feet and made a beeline for the door.
Rei gently pushed him against the wall between the door and a window, then pulled off the glasses and tossed them aside. "It's me, Kai."
Kai snorted. "Like I didn't know. What other moron would run around tackling people?"
"Kai, once we arrive in America, we should elope," Rei began, ignoring the insult. "That family of yours isn't good enough for you. Staying with them can only hurt you."
Kai sighed as Rei went on.
"Your spirit is like a pizza, Kai, and by staying with the people you are now will only make it cold and rotten. And no one likes cold pizza, so you try to microwave it, but once pizza's rotten, it's rotten, so it won't taste good, even after it's microwaved. Then you throw it out, and it sits in the garbage and molds and collects flies until--"
"Just get to the point," Kai said, glaring.
"You should run away with me," Rei stated simply.
"Hmm... I need to give it some thought," Kai replied in a mock-thoughtful voice. A second later, he said, "Nah, I'd rather not." He then pushed away the crestfallen Rei and left the room.
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Later that evening Kai found himself seated across from Voltaire, with yet another cup of untouched tea sitting in front of him.
"And after you marry Bryan you'll be able to go on vacation and bring me..." Voltaire rambled on over his tea.
Kai, who was completely ignoring Voltaire's rambling, was staring at some unfortunate little boy who was suffering the same fate as himself.
An old man, who was sitting across from the young boy, was apparently instructing him. The boy sat up straight and laid his napkin across his lap.
Kai stared at the child a little longer before rising and walking out of the dining hall.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Rei laid his head on the rail at the front of the boat. He had blown it. He figured he would never see Kai again. Just as he began to contemplate jumping off the boat, Kai stepped up next to him.
Rei glanced over then did a double take.
"Kai, you came back to me!" Rei exclaimed, hugging Kai.
Kai looked at Rei and grimaced. "I didn't realize I was standing next to you," he replied flatly.
Rei ignored his last statement and pulled Kai toward his again.
"I want to show you something," Rei said, yanking Kai up onto the railing. He then stood on the rail behind Kai, pinning him in.
"Close your eyes," Rei whispered into Kai's ear.
"No," Kai replied disgustedly, wiping his ear.
"Fine," Rei said. He then promptly threw his hands over Kai's eyes.
Surprisingly, Kai didn't protest. He merely sighed and allowed Rei to continue.
Rei removed his hands, making sure Kai's eyes were closed this time. Then he took hold of Kai's hands and spread his arms out so that he looked like he was a bird taking flight.
"Open your eyes," Rei whispered.
Kai did as he was told. He glanced around at his arms and glared back at Rei. "What is this?" he demanded.
"Don't you feel like you're flying?" Rei asked, looking at Kai lovingly.
"No, I feel like I'm being pinned to the front of a boat by a moron and I'd rather be in a scorpion pit," Kai growled.
"That'll work." And with that, Rei planted a very wet, tongue-filled kiss on Kai.
As Rei pulled away, Kai noticing his "drawing notebook" teetering on the edge of the rail. He reached out and pushed it, watching as it tumbled down to the ocean below. Then, Kai pushed Rei away and marched off toward his room.
"Hey! Wait, let me come with you!" Rei yelled at Kai's back.
"Why? What can you possibly do to make yourself useful to me?" Kai asked, not bothering to turn.
Seeing as how Kai had just "conveniently knocked" his drawing notebook overboard, Rei looked around frantically for something to help him. Spotting a grundgy artist holding a sketch pad, Rei yanked it from him and knocked him to the deck below.
"I can draw you," Rei said, holding up his "booty" from his grapple with the artist.''
"Okay, whatever. As long as I don't have to pay you," Kai sighed.
"Of course not," Rei beamed, following Kai back into his room.
They entered the room and Kai went into the bathroom. Rei sat on a stiff couch and stared around the room.
A few minutes later, Kai emerged wearing a fluffy pink bathrobe. He was holding a Beyblade in his right hand.
"I want you to draw me holding this," Kai said, waving the Beyblade.
"Ok," Rei said nervously.
"Only this," Kai said, pulling the belt on the robe.
Rei gawked as Kai let the robe slide off, standing there in all of his naked glory.
"I... uh... okay," Rei sputtered.
Kai lied across a little couch/lounge thing, propping one leg up on the back. He put his left hand behind his head and flopped his right hand across his stomach so that the Beyblade was visible.
He posed like this for an hour. Finally, after quite a few mess-ups, Rei finished. Kai stood and put his robe back on. He walked over to Rei and looked down at his portrait.
Rei had drawn a stick figure lying in the pose Kai had been in. It had Kai's hair and a very large penis. An arrow pointed to a little circle in the stick figure's right hand, labeling it a Beyblade.
"Nice detail," Kai said, pointing to the stick figure's lower region.
"Thanks." Rei handed the drawing to Kai and followed him when he went to put it and the Beyblade in the safe.
There was a knock at the door as soon as Kai closed the safe. "Kai? Is anyone in there?"
He paused and glanced at Rei, then looked back to the door. "Yeah."
The door opened and Ian walked in. He stared at Rei, then said to Kai, "Maybe you should run now."
Kai shrugged. "Why run? Can't I just drop kick you or something?"
"We're going to run," Rei told Ian, grabbing Kai's wrist. He then sprinted off, dragging Kai with him, Ian in hot pursuit.
The chase progressed through the halls, down the stairs, and into the boiler room, where, as they ran past the people shoveling coal, Rei's pant leg caught fire. They stopped long enough to put it out, then fled off to the storage room.
"I think we lost him," Rei panted, looking around. Spotting a carriage, he bounced over and got into the back seat. "Hey, Kai, come sit down!"
Kai sighed and walked over, sitting next to Rei. He closed the door, then crossed his arms and scowled.
"So," Rei said, glancing to Kai, "what do you say to a bit of hot gay sex?"
"Might as well," Kai replied with a frown. "It's been a bad enough night already."
"Great!" Rei tackled Kai and pinned him down to the seat.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Captain Kenny walked into the bridge, holding several little papers.
Oliver looked over from where we was taking his break. "What're those?" he asked curiously.
"Windsurfer warnings from nearby ships," Kenny answered, waving then in the air. "The little buggers have been spotted all across the Atlantic. They're almost impossible to see at night," he added, and tossed the warnings into the nearby garbage, contributing to the inevitable irony later on. "But who cares? We're unsinkable!!" Kenny walked off the bridge laughing.
Oliver blinked. "I guess I should get back to steering..."
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"Where's Kai?" Bryan asked as he took in the room before him.
Voltaire shrugged in response.
Bryan walked over to the safe and fiddled with the lock. When it opened, he sifted through the contents until he found the Beyblade and drawing. He studied the drawing, clutching it until the sides crumpled.
"I'm gonna put him though the ringa!" he growled, throwing the drawing back into the safe. He slammed it shut and stormed into another part of the room.
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Whoop... another chapter done. I must say, I'm feeling mighty proud of myself. -gets death glare from Becky- Whoopsies... I mean, US. I'd like to thank the reviewers for... reviewing!! I love you all!
As for next chapter... Rei's framed and... I dunno. Haven't gotten it all written yet. ^__^;