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The next day, Kisa ran into Hiro and told him that she believed him.
"Okay." He said. "Than you can just read more for pleasure. If Kisa-chan wants to."
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-I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.
-Roses are red, violets are blue GOD made me me, what the heck did he make you?!*
-I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
-Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
-Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
-A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.*
-War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
-For goodness' sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself!
-Cheer up! The worst is yet to come!
-(Randy): I wish I were born in the pilgrims' age (Lisa): Why? (Randy): Then I wouldn't have to study them!
-Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
-Half of the people in the world are below average*
-On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!!!"***
-Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering...however, we get married anyway. The rewards are better.
-When you come to a fork in the road, take it
-Sometimes things get rough..than you can say goodbye to me!
-Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
-Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure
-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants*
-When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
-There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened*
-I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown
-Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.*
-Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning
-(Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?*
-Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
-A girl phoned me the other day and said ..... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home
-When I was born ..... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ..... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could.....but he pulled through*
-Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
-A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
-Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ...... do you think we'll ever find them? He said .... I don't know kid ..... there are so many places they can hide
-I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get
-My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ..... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright..... you're ugly too!
-Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former*
-Don't ever kick a down man.....he's got the law on his side.
-It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others
-There are certain things on this green earth that I love. My friends are one of them.
-Puppies earn your love. YOU earn your kitten's.
-Molly got out of bed that morning; she brushed her teeth, took a shower, and went down for breakfast. She made breakfast, set it on a try and brought it to her mom. "Good morning Mother." "Good morning Molly." Her mother replied. "Sugar or cream with your tea, mother?" "Okay, what do you want?"
-There is no winner in war. Both sides loose. If our world is so advanced, why hasn't anyone discovered that?*
-The road to a friend's house is never long.
-Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure
-Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!!!!
-The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. I think we have our priorities all wrong.*
-I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." ~~ Shirley Temple*
-Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first*
-The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us*
-There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
-Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
-I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained
-DOL is a measurement for pain. Coincidence? I don't think so...
-Never say "Oops" in the operating room*
-The tears I feel today
I'll wait to shed tomorrow
Though I will not sleep tonight
Nor find surcease from sorrow
My eyes must keep their sight
I dare not be tear-blinded
I must be free to talk
Not choked with grief, clear minded
My mouth cannot betray
The anguish that I know
Yes, I'll save my tear for later
But my grief will never go
-True treasure isn't found in pirate ships
in chests of silver and gold
True treasure isn't ruby rings
and jewels from long ago
You don't need to use a treasure map
And find chests beneath the sea
True treasure is simply the love
And joy found in you and me.
-There are many different ways on a roller coaster to make yourself feel better, or so I have heard. Some are quite funny. One of my friend's little sister used to yell into the air: SAUSAGE AND EGGS ON MY TOAST!!! Now she screams: FRUIT SALAD YUM YUM!!! Another kid laughs like a maniac the whole way through. Hey, he says it works. My old teacher used to repeat the pledge of allegiance, or Gettysburg's Address. Yup, she was my Social studies professor. My best friend's ways is much simpler she simply cusses in Japanese. One of my favorites, actually. It makes me feel better too. Maybe it has to do with my laughing so hard I can't breathe...
The world is an odd place. There are many questions that are never answered yet often pondered. Listed below are only some of them. Maybe yours will be answered. Or maybe not. Maybe you've asked yourself these riddles your whole life.....or maybe you never even wondered..
~How does the Campbell Soup Company determine which letters to place in their alphabet soup? Is there an equal amount of each letter? Or are the letters equally inserted into the can?
~Why do fingernails grow faster than toenails?
~What is the purpose of that little piece of skin like thing hanging in the back of our throat? (The thing that is usually used as a punching bag in cartons when someone get swallowed.)
~Why are most cameras black?
~What causes double yolked eggs?
~Why are barns red?
~Why do you so often see one shoe lying on the side of the road?
~Why is yawning contagious?
~Why do we give apples to teachers?
~Why are commercials louder than normal TV?
~Why is US paper money green?
~Why do we have to close our eyes when we sneeze?
~Why are most pencils painted yellow?
~Why must you use #2 pencils on the SAT?
~Why are there cracks on the sidewalks at regular intervals?
~And the last. Are you convinced yet?
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Kisa set down the piece of paper. What /were/ the answers to those questions?
*****
Yeah, I know this chapter was suppose to be YOUR quotes but I just didn't get enough (HINT HINT) So PLEASE do review. And I do know the answers to all those questions. SO review and I'll tell you in the next chapter!^^ And remember to submit your own quotes, I'll give you credit.^^ PLEASE..
Crystle
The next day, Kisa ran into Hiro and told him that she believed him.
"Okay." He said. "Than you can just read more for pleasure. If Kisa-chan wants to."
***********
-I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.
-Roses are red, violets are blue GOD made me me, what the heck did he make you?!*
-I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
-Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
-Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
-A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.*
-War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
-For goodness' sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself!
-Cheer up! The worst is yet to come!
-(Randy): I wish I were born in the pilgrims' age (Lisa): Why? (Randy): Then I wouldn't have to study them!
-Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
-Half of the people in the world are below average*
-On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!!!"***
-Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering...however, we get married anyway. The rewards are better.
-When you come to a fork in the road, take it
-Sometimes things get rough..than you can say goodbye to me!
-Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
-Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure
-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants*
-When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
-There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened*
-I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown
-Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.*
-Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning
-(Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?*
-Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
-A girl phoned me the other day and said ..... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home
-When I was born ..... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ..... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could.....but he pulled through*
-Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
-A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
-Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ...... do you think we'll ever find them? He said .... I don't know kid ..... there are so many places they can hide
-I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get
-My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ..... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright..... you're ugly too!
-Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former*
-Don't ever kick a down man.....he's got the law on his side.
-It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others
-There are certain things on this green earth that I love. My friends are one of them.
-Puppies earn your love. YOU earn your kitten's.
-Molly got out of bed that morning; she brushed her teeth, took a shower, and went down for breakfast. She made breakfast, set it on a try and brought it to her mom. "Good morning Mother." "Good morning Molly." Her mother replied. "Sugar or cream with your tea, mother?" "Okay, what do you want?"
-There is no winner in war. Both sides loose. If our world is so advanced, why hasn't anyone discovered that?*
-The road to a friend's house is never long.
-Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure
-Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!!!!
-The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. I think we have our priorities all wrong.*
-I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." ~~ Shirley Temple*
-Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first*
-The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us*
-There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
-Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
-I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained
-DOL is a measurement for pain. Coincidence? I don't think so...
-Never say "Oops" in the operating room*
-The tears I feel today
I'll wait to shed tomorrow
Though I will not sleep tonight
Nor find surcease from sorrow
My eyes must keep their sight
I dare not be tear-blinded
I must be free to talk
Not choked with grief, clear minded
My mouth cannot betray
The anguish that I know
Yes, I'll save my tear for later
But my grief will never go
-True treasure isn't found in pirate ships
in chests of silver and gold
True treasure isn't ruby rings
and jewels from long ago
You don't need to use a treasure map
And find chests beneath the sea
True treasure is simply the love
And joy found in you and me.
-There are many different ways on a roller coaster to make yourself feel better, or so I have heard. Some are quite funny. One of my friend's little sister used to yell into the air: SAUSAGE AND EGGS ON MY TOAST!!! Now she screams: FRUIT SALAD YUM YUM!!! Another kid laughs like a maniac the whole way through. Hey, he says it works. My old teacher used to repeat the pledge of allegiance, or Gettysburg's Address. Yup, she was my Social studies professor. My best friend's ways is much simpler she simply cusses in Japanese. One of my favorites, actually. It makes me feel better too. Maybe it has to do with my laughing so hard I can't breathe...
The world is an odd place. There are many questions that are never answered yet often pondered. Listed below are only some of them. Maybe yours will be answered. Or maybe not. Maybe you've asked yourself these riddles your whole life.....or maybe you never even wondered..
~How does the Campbell Soup Company determine which letters to place in their alphabet soup? Is there an equal amount of each letter? Or are the letters equally inserted into the can?
~Why do fingernails grow faster than toenails?
~What is the purpose of that little piece of skin like thing hanging in the back of our throat? (The thing that is usually used as a punching bag in cartons when someone get swallowed.)
~Why are most cameras black?
~What causes double yolked eggs?
~Why are barns red?
~Why do you so often see one shoe lying on the side of the road?
~Why is yawning contagious?
~Why do we give apples to teachers?
~Why are commercials louder than normal TV?
~Why is US paper money green?
~Why do we have to close our eyes when we sneeze?
~Why are most pencils painted yellow?
~Why must you use #2 pencils on the SAT?
~Why are there cracks on the sidewalks at regular intervals?
~And the last. Are you convinced yet?
****
Kisa set down the piece of paper. What /were/ the answers to those questions?
*****
Yeah, I know this chapter was suppose to be YOUR quotes but I just didn't get enough (HINT HINT) So PLEASE do review. And I do know the answers to all those questions. SO review and I'll tell you in the next chapter!^^ And remember to submit your own quotes, I'll give you credit.^^ PLEASE..
Crystle