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Chapter 1 - Hojo's Newest Creation
This story begins on top of Mako Reactor #5 in the city of Midgar. Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Vincent, and Cid are about to fight Hojo and his newest "creation".
Cloud: Stop, Hojo! Give it up! You can't beat us!
Hojo: Oh, yeah? That's what you think! My newest creation will rip you all to pieces!
Barret: That's what you said about your other monsters, and we beat the crap outta' 'em!
Hojo: Well this one's different. Prepare to die scumbags!
Hojo pushes a button. Out of the floor, a Mako Capsule appears. The door opens, and out comes a child with blue hair, blue eyes, wearing a silver trenchcoat, and carrying a silver handgun holstered at his side.
Kid: ^Yawn^ What do you want Hojo? I was just starting to get some sleep .
Hojo: Stop goofing off! Kill those meddling brats!
The kid looks at the (dumb-founded) group for a second, then says.
Kid: No. They don't look like bad people.
Hojo: Whaaaat? Kill them! Kill them or I'll put you back into your capsule for-
Kid: you couldn't do that even if I was dead.
He takes out a drawing pad, a pencil, and starts drawing.
Hojo: N-N-No, No, don't do it. No. No. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hojo starts to run around, screaming at the top of his lungs, then jumps off the Reactor to his death. All while this is happening our group is just staring blankly at this little battle. The kid remembers the group and turns to them.
Kid: Sorry about that. He was really pissing me off. Plus, he just wouldn't shut up. I'm Kinie the Satsuru.
Cloud: Well, uh, thanks. I'm Cloud. Let me introduce you to our party.
Cloud walks around, introducing the rest of the party to Kinie. After the intros are done, they decide to climb down the Reactor.
Yuffie: So, Kinie. Why did Hojo kill himself?
Kinie: You know when I took out my drawing pad? Well one of my special abilities is that whatever I draw, happens. So I just drew him jumping off the reactor to his death.
Vincent: That's a strange power. Can you do anything else?
Kinie: Yeah, I can change into different forms.
They reach the bottom, and continue walking out of Midgar.
Cait Sith: What can you change into?
Kinie: Let me show you.
Kinie stops walking. He closes his eyes, and stands still for a second. There is a flash of light, and after it dies down, he has changed into an older form of himself. He's still wearing a silver trenchcoat, with the same gun holstered at his side, but his hair is now spiked up, and he has dragon-like ears.
Kinie: This is my true form. The one you saw a few seconds ago is my child form.
Cid: How old are you?
Kinie: I can't tell you.
Everyone: Why not?
Kinie: If I did, you probably wouldn't believe me.
Cid: What the f#@$'% up with that?! Why wouldn't we believe you?
Kinie: Let me put it this way. I'm MUCH older than you, Gramps.
Cid: Gramps? Gramps! I'm 38 f&^*@$# years old! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Cid charges at Kinie. In less than a second, he has a gun pointed straight at Cid's head.
Kinie: DON'T try that again. I will shoot you, and I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark.
Cid backs down, grumbling about how he would have beat the crap outta' Kinie.
Cloud: So, Kinie. Would you like to join up with us?
Kinie: Really? Can I? Sure! Oh, let me warn you. Wherever I go, destruction usually follows right behind me.
Barret: I think we'll be fine. We have the same problem, only it's with Shinra SOLDIERS chasing us.
Red XIII: Where are we going to go next?
Tifa: Why don't we go to Gold Saucer?
Cloud: I like that. We'll go to Gold Saucer and party over our new ally.
Everyone: YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kinie: Oh! Wait here a second! I've gotta go back for something.
Kinie runs off suddenly. A few minutes later, he returns with 2 new drawing pads and some new pencils.
Kinie: Sorry about that. I needed these. Oh, by the way, if you ever run into a guy with spiky black hair that says he's my friend and wants to be yours, run. Run away as fast and as far away as you can.
Everyone: Okay..
They continue walking out of Midgar. After they reach the outskirts of the city, Cloud calls for the Highwind. After they climb on board, they head toward the bridge. The bridge is full of consoles, and Kinie walks over to one of them.
Kinie: Ooooooh! Look at all of the consoles! Are there any weapons?
Vincent: Cid removed all of them after we "received' it.
Kinie begins to analyze the console board for a minute, then begins to talk again.
Kinie: You know these engines can go much faster if you remove the safety lock.
Cid: What? Those Shinra s******** screwed with my ship? I'm going to kick some Shinra ass!
While Cid continues on with his cursing, Kinie begins to remove the lock.
Kinie: Let's see. reroute this. delete that. unlock those. there!
Kinie hits the button. Out of the bottom of the ship, a missile shoots out into Midgar and hits the #5 Mako Reactor, the one they were just on a few hours ago.
Everyone: ^Surprised blank stare^
Kinie: . Not again!!!
End of Chapter 1
Chapter 1 - Hojo's Newest Creation
This story begins on top of Mako Reactor #5 in the city of Midgar. Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Vincent, and Cid are about to fight Hojo and his newest "creation".
Cloud: Stop, Hojo! Give it up! You can't beat us!
Hojo: Oh, yeah? That's what you think! My newest creation will rip you all to pieces!
Barret: That's what you said about your other monsters, and we beat the crap outta' 'em!
Hojo: Well this one's different. Prepare to die scumbags!
Hojo pushes a button. Out of the floor, a Mako Capsule appears. The door opens, and out comes a child with blue hair, blue eyes, wearing a silver trenchcoat, and carrying a silver handgun holstered at his side.
Kid: ^Yawn^ What do you want Hojo? I was just starting to get some sleep .
Hojo: Stop goofing off! Kill those meddling brats!
The kid looks at the (dumb-founded) group for a second, then says.
Kid: No. They don't look like bad people.
Hojo: Whaaaat? Kill them! Kill them or I'll put you back into your capsule for-
Kid: you couldn't do that even if I was dead.
He takes out a drawing pad, a pencil, and starts drawing.
Hojo: N-N-No, No, don't do it. No. No. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hojo starts to run around, screaming at the top of his lungs, then jumps off the Reactor to his death. All while this is happening our group is just staring blankly at this little battle. The kid remembers the group and turns to them.
Kid: Sorry about that. He was really pissing me off. Plus, he just wouldn't shut up. I'm Kinie the Satsuru.
Cloud: Well, uh, thanks. I'm Cloud. Let me introduce you to our party.
Cloud walks around, introducing the rest of the party to Kinie. After the intros are done, they decide to climb down the Reactor.
Yuffie: So, Kinie. Why did Hojo kill himself?
Kinie: You know when I took out my drawing pad? Well one of my special abilities is that whatever I draw, happens. So I just drew him jumping off the reactor to his death.
Vincent: That's a strange power. Can you do anything else?
Kinie: Yeah, I can change into different forms.
They reach the bottom, and continue walking out of Midgar.
Cait Sith: What can you change into?
Kinie: Let me show you.
Kinie stops walking. He closes his eyes, and stands still for a second. There is a flash of light, and after it dies down, he has changed into an older form of himself. He's still wearing a silver trenchcoat, with the same gun holstered at his side, but his hair is now spiked up, and he has dragon-like ears.
Kinie: This is my true form. The one you saw a few seconds ago is my child form.
Cid: How old are you?
Kinie: I can't tell you.
Everyone: Why not?
Kinie: If I did, you probably wouldn't believe me.
Cid: What the f#@$'% up with that?! Why wouldn't we believe you?
Kinie: Let me put it this way. I'm MUCH older than you, Gramps.
Cid: Gramps? Gramps! I'm 38 f&^*@$# years old! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Cid charges at Kinie. In less than a second, he has a gun pointed straight at Cid's head.
Kinie: DON'T try that again. I will shoot you, and I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark.
Cid backs down, grumbling about how he would have beat the crap outta' Kinie.
Cloud: So, Kinie. Would you like to join up with us?
Kinie: Really? Can I? Sure! Oh, let me warn you. Wherever I go, destruction usually follows right behind me.
Barret: I think we'll be fine. We have the same problem, only it's with Shinra SOLDIERS chasing us.
Red XIII: Where are we going to go next?
Tifa: Why don't we go to Gold Saucer?
Cloud: I like that. We'll go to Gold Saucer and party over our new ally.
Everyone: YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kinie: Oh! Wait here a second! I've gotta go back for something.
Kinie runs off suddenly. A few minutes later, he returns with 2 new drawing pads and some new pencils.
Kinie: Sorry about that. I needed these. Oh, by the way, if you ever run into a guy with spiky black hair that says he's my friend and wants to be yours, run. Run away as fast and as far away as you can.
Everyone: Okay..
They continue walking out of Midgar. After they reach the outskirts of the city, Cloud calls for the Highwind. After they climb on board, they head toward the bridge. The bridge is full of consoles, and Kinie walks over to one of them.
Kinie: Ooooooh! Look at all of the consoles! Are there any weapons?
Vincent: Cid removed all of them after we "received' it.
Kinie begins to analyze the console board for a minute, then begins to talk again.
Kinie: You know these engines can go much faster if you remove the safety lock.
Cid: What? Those Shinra s******** screwed with my ship? I'm going to kick some Shinra ass!
While Cid continues on with his cursing, Kinie begins to remove the lock.
Kinie: Let's see. reroute this. delete that. unlock those. there!
Kinie hits the button. Out of the bottom of the ship, a missile shoots out into Midgar and hits the #5 Mako Reactor, the one they were just on a few hours ago.
Everyone: ^Surprised blank stare^
Kinie: . Not again!!!
End of Chapter 1