Nah, I'm Good 12
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In 2 weeks from now Lincoln was set to take the first plane out to Hollywood California, which was more than enough time for Lincoln to finally reunite with the last 3 sisters he had, you know if he wanted to.
And after giving it some much thought and reading through the actual script itself, Lincoln realized he didn't need to talk to his sisters, the ones he didn't like as he only had 2 scenes with Lynn, 2 with Luna, and 5 with Luan, whom he know would remain completely professional while shooting, if she knew what was smart for her.
In short there was no need for him to patch things up with the remaining sisters he had left over and was going to enjoy his day off with just Clyde who was set to come by and pick him up any minute now.
Hearing a knock on the door, Lincoln went to answer the door and was in a world of surprise of when he saw not only Clyde but one of his 3 sisters by his side.
"Clyde, what the actual hell man" said Lincoln in a low chilling voice, "I'm sorry buddy, but I knew you wouldn't take initiative so I decided to make the executive decision" said Clyde as this was half true since this was a group decision made by him and Lincoln's sisters, but as a precaution he chose to independently claim this moment as his own.
"Well I've decided on the executive decision to bail out of your movie, now leave and never come back" said Lincoln as he was ready to slam the door shut on them, but stopped when he heard the familiar sound of someone cutting the cheese.
"You can leave now Clyde, I've got things from here" said Luan as she wore skinny jeans, yellow stilettos, a white t-shirt under a yellow and green plad vest adorned with multiple buttons, short wavy brown hair, perfect smile, and overall proved to be able to improvised on the spot still.
As much as Lincoln tried to push Luan out, she managed to find herself inside her brothers apartment with nothing more than a whoopie cushion, a rubber chicken and a disposable credit card.
"Well not the welcoming I'm used to, but hey no one can say I don't know how to improvised" said Luan with a smile as her brother back himself back on the couch and just glared at the TV.
"Hey Lincoln, I know it's been a while and you want nothing to do with me, or Luna, or Lynn, though frankly speaking I don't blame you since they're pretty bad" said Luan.
"Tell me something I don't know" said Lincoln as he began to eat some potato chips, "I had to leave my son in the custody of my first baby daddy back home in California in order to make this visit, so the least you can do is give me the time of day" said Luan.
"That sounds more like a you problem" scoffed Lincoln before he found himself coughing up his chips when Luan opted to just lay on top of him without any warning.
"You gave Lola the time of day, least you can do is give me the same fair treatment" stated Luan as she poked on her brother's cheek.
"Lola had her life together and looked cute" coughed Lincoln, "What's this, you don't think I look cute, especially with this pretty smile of mine" said Luan as she flashed her teeth to her brother as it shined like a star.
"Just get off me already" grunted Lincoln as Luan obliged to her brothers request.
"For the record I finally got my life on track, in case you were wondering and keeping up with me" said Luan as she made her way into Lincoln's kitchen.
"Really cause last I heard, you date raped your baby daddy in order to have his baby" said Lincoln as he followed Luan into his kitchen as she was making herself some tea.
"That was years ago, besides he was a virginity swiping asshole who thought he was free from taking responsibility, but I got the last laugh, and now he's forced to watch our son on the weekends and not go to strip clubs anymore, especially if he knows what's smart for him" said Luan.
"2 wrongs don't make a right" said Lincoln, "Quoting lines from philosophical pacifist pussy's now, well sorry to tell you this but life in Hollywood taught me one valuable lesson" said Luan.
"And that would be" asked Lincoln as Luan was taking a sip from her drink, "Don't get even, get the upper hand" said Luan a she and Lincoln returned back to his living room couch and just sat there.
"But enough about me, tell me, besides throwing a tantrum and blowing off your long time friend in starting your acting career, how's life" asked Luan, "It was fine just a second ago, thinking that our relationship would be at a distance when I finally set foot in California" said Lincoln.
"It was likely not gonna happen, if anything you'd wound up being ganged to hang out with all 3 of your sisters in between shoots, and that's when not trying to hang out with the rest of your sisters whom you've already kissed and made up with" said Luan.
"Besides I at least had the courtesy of coming out here alone wanting to do things one on one and not make you feel like you're a piece of meat in a den of jealous beast" said Luan.
"Well aren't you considerate" said Lincoln before he heard his apartment doorbell ring.
"Oh hell don't tell me it's another one of you" groaned Lincoln, "Relax grumpy, it's not for you, it's for me" said Luan as she answered the door and was handed a bunch of things from the deliver woman.
"Wait, what's all that" asked Lincoln, "Stuff that I need to win your heart back, especially since we plan to have an at home date" said Luan as she began to carry the groceries she purchased back into Lincoln's kitchen.
"Now, why don't you go back to watching TV and I'll start making us a nice dinner" said Luan as Lincoln was hesitant to let her cook anything, since he knew that this left her the opportunity to bake a banana cream pie and slam it in his face
Later
After watching Friday the 13th XX: Jason X Returns, Lincoln was caught off guard when Luan pounced and pinned him on the couch.
"Dinners ready" said Luan with a smile, "Good to know, now get off me" grunted Lincoln as Luan obliged and showed her brother her handiwork.
For dinner they were enjoying some Salisbury steaks in the shape of a heart with a flower shaped egg on top, some mashed potatoes and corn on the side.
After sitting down on the table, Lincoln could only stare at his plate in caution as Luan took the first bite of her steak.
"What's wrong, don't tell me you're a vegetarian now" asked Luan, "No, just can't help but feel like you spiked my food with some kind of poisonous prank" said Lincoln.
"Lincoln, you know better than anyone else that I am still set to take over dad's restaurant business when he decides to retire, and during my time with him, he taught me to never play with my food that could lead to get anyone sick" said Luan.
"Don't believe me, here I prove it to you" said Luan as she took a bite out of her brothers steak to prove her innocence.
"See it's not poison, now hurry up and eat before your food gets cold" said Luan as Lincoln began to finally dig into his plate, which he'll admit was delicious.
"Thanks for the meal" said Lincoln, "You're welcome" said Luan as she began to gather up the plates, ready to clean the dishes, but was surprised when Lincoln decided to join her in the chore.
Once everything was clean, Lincoln lead Luan back into the living room, and pulled her into a spooning position like he's done with most of his sisters so far, much to Luan's delight.
"So how'd you like my cooking" asked Luan, "It was delicious" admitted Lincoln with his mouth buried in the back of her head.
"Glad to hear it" said Luan with a smile as her brother hold her tighter and pulled her in closer.
"Tell me, why the hell is it that all my sisters that I specifically chose to avoid more than anyone else are full of surprises and turn out to be functioning adults with beauty and talents to match.
"We really want to impress our only brother and show him our womanly adult charms to some extent" said Luan honestly as Lincoln grunted to her response.
"So does this mean everything is alright between you and me" asked Luan, "To some extent, so long as you promise to keep the pranking on me to little to non-existing, and don't convince me to walk the streets of Hollywood with you, yeah everything is good between us" said Lincoln.
"Any chance I can comeback here again with my son for a visit" asked Luan, "Maybe. Tell me about him" asked Lincoln.
"His name is Charles 'Chester' Benson-Loud, he's 8 years old, and looks up to his aunt Lucy a lot, so he's got that emo aesthetic going for him" said Luan, "Lucy is Goth though" said Lincoln.
"I know, but he doesn't know the difference, I should mention in about 2 weeks he'll be turning 9" said Luan, "Oh so around the time Lily has her show" said Lincoln.
"Yeah, so we're already planning a big party for the both of them, he also likes this new kids show called 'Xtreme Dinosaurs 1997'" said Luan, "No shit really, I like that show too" said Lincoln with an enthusiastic smile.
"You know that show is target towards tweens and anyone below the age of 15" said Luan, "Yeah well Princess Pony and Estu-Pi-Doh was aimed towards kids and yet their biggest fandom following are adult men" said Lincoln.
"True, that is true" said Luan as she remembered providing her voice for a side character on both shows and remembered at a fan meet and greet how she had to sign stuff for mainly adult men.
"Well regardless thanks for telling me what to get him" said Lincoln, "You're welcome, and incase you're wondering, I make no promises that Luna or Lynn won't copy my method of just barging in, depending on how they put their creativity to the test" said Luan.
"Well I figured Lynn my just break my door down, while Luna might play her music so loud it shatters every window within my apartment complex, which'll really upset the very few tenants I'm renting it out to" said Lincoln.
"Well you'd be surprise as to how Lynn might approach you, Luna on the other hand was pretty much right on the money" said Luan, "I appreciate your honesty, though I must ask how Lynn might surprise me" asked Lincoln.
"Not to sound premonishing here or anything, but she literally had a drastic change in these last few months since her sports career was finally put to an end, or any sprots career for that matter" said Luan.
"What do you mean" asked Lincoln trying to inquire for a clear answer once again, "You're just gonna have to wait and see" said Luan as Lincoln groaned at hearing this.
"Now enough talking about our sisters, and more on you focusing the one who has her trunk in your junk" said Luan, "Please don't make it sound perverse, I like to spoon my sisters ok" said Lincoln defensively.
"Oh, and why's that" asked Luan, "Because I missed each of your touch, your warmth, and maybe because a part of me really wants to hold you all close again and hope to never let go of you guys ever again" said Lincoln.
Hearing this left a strong impression as she remained silent and in the warming embrace of her brother till it was time for her to go and message her sisters this new found revelation and growth on his part.
This left some high hopes on both Luna and Lynn as they definitely had a better chance to win their brother back, and they were all ready making their plan to seize the opportunity.
Hey guys I know it's been a while, but like I said there's just new games coming out this quarter, with the next one I have my sights on literally coming out on the 15th of this month, so I'll try to push out 1 more chapter before the day comes and I ghost you guys again, which is seriously not my intention as this is but a short fic I plan to hopefully complete by the end of this year.
Until next time be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3