Chapter 10 - The End, Or A New Beginning?
Last Chapter: If you want to know what happened in Chapter 9, then go back, and read it, you baka!
Kinie: OW! Jeez! **Knocks a bottle out of Aeris' hand** If you give me any more rubbing alcohol, I'll be drunk!
Aeris: I'm done with it anyway. **She begins wrapping some white cloth bandages around him right arm** Why didn't you want me to heal you with the Cure Materia?
Azi: He thinks it's a weakling's way of fixing up your wounds.
Aeris: Well, whatever makes him happy. **Ties a knot at the end of the cloth bandage** There! After a few days rest, you'll be as good as new!
Kinie: Finally! **Slowly gets up** Ow! Those bruised ribs sure will take a while to heal, though!
Azi: I'm amazed that you were able to survive Sephiroth's final stab at your chest!
Kinie: Oh, that? **Pointing to a small cloth bandage, with a line of drying blood in the middle of it** It's only a flesh wound!
Cloud: But it went right into your chest! You should be dead right now! Or at least, mortally wounded.
Kinie: So? I got hit in the chest by Sephiroth's Masamune, and I'm still alive! Isn't that what matters the most? Besides. **Points his sword hilt at the (still) unconscious Sephiroth** What are we going to do with him?
Cloud: I don't care. Just don't kill him, that's my job.
Azi: **Evil smile** Hehehe. **Takes a rope out of her backpack**
5 minutes later, the 9 heroes begin to walk through the passage, and back towards the surface.
Sephiroth: **Being dragged on the ground by Azi** Where am I, why are you here, who are the 2 new idiots, why am I beaten up like Cloud after a monster battle, and why am I tied up!?!
Azi: You are going to be my prisoner for a while, and the name's Azi.
Kinie: And I'm Kinie.
Sephiroth: Well, 'Azi', I command that you untie me at once! **Continues to be dragged along by Azi**
Azi: No! **Suddenly glomps onto Sephiroth**
Cloud: You think it was a good idea for me to let her tie up the most insane person on the entire Planet?
Kinie: **Now begins to drag the glomped-onto Sephiroth** No, but she will be happy for a few days at least. Eventually, I'll fill him in on what happened today, and let him go.
Azi: No! You won't free Sephie-chan from his bondage! **Glomps onto Sephiroth harder**
Sephiroth: **Turning blue** Can't. breath. **Now turning purple**
Azi: Ah! **Lets go of him, and grabs the dragging rope from Kinie's hand** I can't let you die on me now!
Sephiroth: **Begins to turn back to normal** Please. Somebody kill me.
Cloud: **Takes out the Buster Sword** Just give me one Omnislash.
Kinie: **holding onto the Buster Sword** No killing the crazy, maniacal man who has yet to fulfill his roll in this story of ours.
Cloud: Aww. You always ruin my fun. **Puts the Buster Sword away**
They continue walking down the passage, but when they reach the main path leading outside, a new problem occurs.
Andy: Aha! We finally found you!
Azi: Man, not these guys again!
Alex: Prepare to die! **Takes out a machine gun**
Kinie: I'll take care of this! **He steps forward, and goes to draw his sword, but then, everyone hears several cracks and breaks. He freezes up for a second than falls down. ** Then again, maybe not.
Azi: Here, hold onto this. **Tosses Kinie the rope, and begins to dig into his backpack** Do you mind if I use the summon materia?
Kinie: By all means, go ahead.
Azi: **Still digging around in the backpack** Now which one should I summon? Hmm.
Mike, Andy, and Alex suddenly have mental images of Ramuh electrocuting, Odin beheading them, and the Knights of the Round brutally slicing them up into a billion pieces. They start to freak out, sweatdrop a lot, and then begin to run away.
Azi: Aww. I didn't even get a chance to summon anything. **Puts the materia away, then glomps onto Sephiroth**
Sephiroth: Why do you keep on grabbing me?
Azi: **Still glomping** Because I'm sad, and I think you're super kawaii!
Sephiroth: What does this 'kawaii' mean? Does it mean evil?
Kinie: **Slowly beginning to stand up** No, kawaii does not mean evil. Kawaii means cute. Azi thinks you're super cute, and she's not the only one.
Sephiroth: She isn't?
Kinie: Nope. Many rabid fan-girls think you are the baddest bishounen in the universe. In fact, you have more rabid fan-girls than. **Reaches into backpack, and pulls out a book. The cover says " Ending Lines for the 'You Have' Phrases** Ah! Got one! You have more rabid fan-girls than Vash's bounty!
Sephiroth: Who is this 'Vash', and how much is his bounty?
Kinie: Vash doesn't matter. What does is that his bounty is 60,000,000,000$$. Sephiroth: How much is that?
Kinie: A LOT.
Sephiroth: Wow. I never knew that.
Azi: That may be true, but he's all mine now! **Is still glomping onto Sephiroth**
Kinie: **Now standing, and grabs the rope** Come on, let's go. **He drags the tied-up Sephiroth (still being glomped onto by Azi), and proceeds to head toward the entrance. **
After a few more minutes of walking, they finally exit the North Crater.
Aeris: Finally, we're out of that dark, musty place!
Tifa: I say we go to Midgar and party like there's no tomorrow!
Kinie: Sounds good to me!
Sephiroth ~Deep voiced~: I don't think so! **Begins to stand up. **
Azi: Eep! **Jumps away from him as he finishes standing up. **
Sephiroth ~Deep voiced~: Why are you surprised, Azi? Haven't you and Kinie seen this before?
Kinie: What do you want, Mr. Evil Person?
Sephiroth ~Deep voiced~: Simple. Head east of Tenshi-noyo Senshi in the airship. I will be in the town. All you have to do is find me. **Faints. **
Azi: Sephie-chan! **Runs over, cuts the ropes with a kunai knife, and props him back up. **
Sephiroth: Oh, me aching head. What happened?
Kinie: You were being controlled.
Sephiroth: Me? Being controlled? Preposterous!
Kinie: Oh, really? Come with us, and see for yourself.
Sephiroth: Fine. **Walks back to the airship with Kinie and the others. **
They take off, and fly toward Tenshi-noyo Senshi. When they arrive, they turn east, and begin flying east.
Cloud: I've been thinking.
Kinie: About what, Cloud?
Cloud: He said to meet him in the town east of Tenshi. The problem is, there are no towns east of Tenshi-noyo Senshi. The only thing east of there is the ocean.
Kinie: Hmm. I wonder.
Azi: Hey, look! **Points to the horizon. **
In the distance, several buildings appear. As they get closer, more and more buildings pop up. By the time they're only a few miles away, they've got a spectacular view of a city that is even larger than Midgar.
Kinie: Azi, do you know what that is?
Azi: Oh my God. But that's impossible.
Kinie: It's.
End of Ch. 10
Last Chapter: If you want to know what happened in Chapter 9, then go back, and read it, you baka!
Kinie: OW! Jeez! **Knocks a bottle out of Aeris' hand** If you give me any more rubbing alcohol, I'll be drunk!
Aeris: I'm done with it anyway. **She begins wrapping some white cloth bandages around him right arm** Why didn't you want me to heal you with the Cure Materia?
Azi: He thinks it's a weakling's way of fixing up your wounds.
Aeris: Well, whatever makes him happy. **Ties a knot at the end of the cloth bandage** There! After a few days rest, you'll be as good as new!
Kinie: Finally! **Slowly gets up** Ow! Those bruised ribs sure will take a while to heal, though!
Azi: I'm amazed that you were able to survive Sephiroth's final stab at your chest!
Kinie: Oh, that? **Pointing to a small cloth bandage, with a line of drying blood in the middle of it** It's only a flesh wound!
Cloud: But it went right into your chest! You should be dead right now! Or at least, mortally wounded.
Kinie: So? I got hit in the chest by Sephiroth's Masamune, and I'm still alive! Isn't that what matters the most? Besides. **Points his sword hilt at the (still) unconscious Sephiroth** What are we going to do with him?
Cloud: I don't care. Just don't kill him, that's my job.
Azi: **Evil smile** Hehehe. **Takes a rope out of her backpack**
5 minutes later, the 9 heroes begin to walk through the passage, and back towards the surface.
Sephiroth: **Being dragged on the ground by Azi** Where am I, why are you here, who are the 2 new idiots, why am I beaten up like Cloud after a monster battle, and why am I tied up!?!
Azi: You are going to be my prisoner for a while, and the name's Azi.
Kinie: And I'm Kinie.
Sephiroth: Well, 'Azi', I command that you untie me at once! **Continues to be dragged along by Azi**
Azi: No! **Suddenly glomps onto Sephiroth**
Cloud: You think it was a good idea for me to let her tie up the most insane person on the entire Planet?
Kinie: **Now begins to drag the glomped-onto Sephiroth** No, but she will be happy for a few days at least. Eventually, I'll fill him in on what happened today, and let him go.
Azi: No! You won't free Sephie-chan from his bondage! **Glomps onto Sephiroth harder**
Sephiroth: **Turning blue** Can't. breath. **Now turning purple**
Azi: Ah! **Lets go of him, and grabs the dragging rope from Kinie's hand** I can't let you die on me now!
Sephiroth: **Begins to turn back to normal** Please. Somebody kill me.
Cloud: **Takes out the Buster Sword** Just give me one Omnislash.
Kinie: **holding onto the Buster Sword** No killing the crazy, maniacal man who has yet to fulfill his roll in this story of ours.
Cloud: Aww. You always ruin my fun. **Puts the Buster Sword away**
They continue walking down the passage, but when they reach the main path leading outside, a new problem occurs.
Andy: Aha! We finally found you!
Azi: Man, not these guys again!
Alex: Prepare to die! **Takes out a machine gun**
Kinie: I'll take care of this! **He steps forward, and goes to draw his sword, but then, everyone hears several cracks and breaks. He freezes up for a second than falls down. ** Then again, maybe not.
Azi: Here, hold onto this. **Tosses Kinie the rope, and begins to dig into his backpack** Do you mind if I use the summon materia?
Kinie: By all means, go ahead.
Azi: **Still digging around in the backpack** Now which one should I summon? Hmm.
Mike, Andy, and Alex suddenly have mental images of Ramuh electrocuting, Odin beheading them, and the Knights of the Round brutally slicing them up into a billion pieces. They start to freak out, sweatdrop a lot, and then begin to run away.
Azi: Aww. I didn't even get a chance to summon anything. **Puts the materia away, then glomps onto Sephiroth**
Sephiroth: Why do you keep on grabbing me?
Azi: **Still glomping** Because I'm sad, and I think you're super kawaii!
Sephiroth: What does this 'kawaii' mean? Does it mean evil?
Kinie: **Slowly beginning to stand up** No, kawaii does not mean evil. Kawaii means cute. Azi thinks you're super cute, and she's not the only one.
Sephiroth: She isn't?
Kinie: Nope. Many rabid fan-girls think you are the baddest bishounen in the universe. In fact, you have more rabid fan-girls than. **Reaches into backpack, and pulls out a book. The cover says " Ending Lines for the 'You Have' Phrases** Ah! Got one! You have more rabid fan-girls than Vash's bounty!
Sephiroth: Who is this 'Vash', and how much is his bounty?
Kinie: Vash doesn't matter. What does is that his bounty is 60,000,000,000$$. Sephiroth: How much is that?
Kinie: A LOT.
Sephiroth: Wow. I never knew that.
Azi: That may be true, but he's all mine now! **Is still glomping onto Sephiroth**
Kinie: **Now standing, and grabs the rope** Come on, let's go. **He drags the tied-up Sephiroth (still being glomped onto by Azi), and proceeds to head toward the entrance. **
After a few more minutes of walking, they finally exit the North Crater.
Aeris: Finally, we're out of that dark, musty place!
Tifa: I say we go to Midgar and party like there's no tomorrow!
Kinie: Sounds good to me!
Sephiroth ~Deep voiced~: I don't think so! **Begins to stand up. **
Azi: Eep! **Jumps away from him as he finishes standing up. **
Sephiroth ~Deep voiced~: Why are you surprised, Azi? Haven't you and Kinie seen this before?
Kinie: What do you want, Mr. Evil Person?
Sephiroth ~Deep voiced~: Simple. Head east of Tenshi-noyo Senshi in the airship. I will be in the town. All you have to do is find me. **Faints. **
Azi: Sephie-chan! **Runs over, cuts the ropes with a kunai knife, and props him back up. **
Sephiroth: Oh, me aching head. What happened?
Kinie: You were being controlled.
Sephiroth: Me? Being controlled? Preposterous!
Kinie: Oh, really? Come with us, and see for yourself.
Sephiroth: Fine. **Walks back to the airship with Kinie and the others. **
They take off, and fly toward Tenshi-noyo Senshi. When they arrive, they turn east, and begin flying east.
Cloud: I've been thinking.
Kinie: About what, Cloud?
Cloud: He said to meet him in the town east of Tenshi. The problem is, there are no towns east of Tenshi-noyo Senshi. The only thing east of there is the ocean.
Kinie: Hmm. I wonder.
Azi: Hey, look! **Points to the horizon. **
In the distance, several buildings appear. As they get closer, more and more buildings pop up. By the time they're only a few miles away, they've got a spectacular view of a city that is even larger than Midgar.
Kinie: Azi, do you know what that is?
Azi: Oh my God. But that's impossible.
Kinie: It's.
End of Ch. 10