Beauty and the Beast Parody with Yu-Gi-Oh
By Ravenwolf
The Employee and the CEO
Introduction: Ravenwolf: DON'T KILL ME!!!!! I just wanted to have a bit fun..
(Yami Bakura sneaks up behind Ravenwolf with a dagger)
Ravenwolf: Yami Bakura I know you are behind me. If you try and kill me again I will give you an even more demeaning part.
(Yami Bakura eeps and runs away)
Ravenwolf: There we go. Okay as I was saying I was just having fun. I was listening to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack and reading a Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic. Then I started matching up the characters and here we are.
(Yu-Gi-Oh cast waves an hello)
Yami: Just answer me this. How the hell did you match up Beauty and the Beast with us?
Ravenwolf: I am still trying to figure that out. Plus maybe if I tell you, who plays whom you will be able to figure it out. Now this gets extremely confusing because I added a character I made up on my own. Here she is Estella Pegasus, Maximillian Pegasus' daughter!
Estella: Hello. (All the boys start drooling and Pegasus steals their souls for even looking at her)
Ravenwolf: Pegasus bring them back right now. We need them for the story!
Pegasus: Duel me and win then you shall have their souls back! Bwahahahah!
Ravenwolf: Pegasus if you don't bring them back right now I will give you a more demeaning part and have Estella have a lemon scene with Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: (he was the only one not drooling) AHHHH NO!
Estella: (Gives her dad puppy dog eyes) Please daddy. You have Seto under control and he plays a main character.
Pegasus: AHHH not puppy eyes! (Put the souls back into their bodies.)
Seto: Okay that's it. Now your going to get it. (Starts moving toward Pegasus.)
Estella: (Gives Seto puppy eyes) Please don't hurt daddy.
Seto: AHHH not the eyes!
Ravenwolf: Okaaay! Now back to what I was saying. So here is Estella Pegasus. She plays Belle. Here I'll give you a list on who plays what so you don't get confused.
Estella Pegasus= Belle Seto Kaiba= Beast aka Blue Eyes White Dragon (Seto:..) Malik/Marik Ishtar= Gaston Yami Bakura= LeFou Maximillian Pegasus= Belle's Father. (Duh!) Ryou Bakura= Bookstore clerk Tristin= Castle person Yami= Lumier aka Dark Magician Yuugi= Chip aka Kuriboh Yuugi'Grandfather= Narrator Rex Raptor= wolf aka Laywer Weevil Underwood= wolf aka Laywer Mako Tsunami= townsperson Bandit Kieth- townsperson Ishizu Ishtar= Enchantress Bones= townsperson Croquet= works for Pegasus (Literaly and in the story) Duke Devlin= Castle person aka 13th Grave Kimo= townsperson Serenity= chest aka Dark Magician Girl Shadi= castle person aka Time Wizard Tea= Mrs. Potts aka Petit Angel Joey= Coat rack aka Red Eyes Black Dragon (Joey: WHAT!!!!) Mokuba= Cogsworth aka Rude Kaiser Rebecca Hawkins= Girly girl Mai Valentine= Babette aka Harpy Lady
Ravenwolf: That's all I can think of so far. Now on to the Employee.
Joey: WAIT!!
Ravenwolf: What now.?
Joey: You forgot to do the disclaimer.
Ravenwolf: Oh sh-t. Okay I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. None of it. But I do own Estella Pegasus. She's mine! I created her! Bwahahahaha.
Yami: Okay. Everyone back away slowly. (Everyone backs away slowly)
Seto: Ok. Umm.now onto the Employee and the..
Ravenwolf: Wait! One more statement. I did change a lot. Like its not Beauty and the Beast it's the Employee and the CEO. And they are not turned into household objects they are turned into duel monsters. You'll find what else I changed when you read the story. Now onto The Employee and the CEO!!!
Marik: Finally.
Scene 1 Yugi's Grandfather: **Clears throat** A long time ago.wait no. This happened kinda recently but who cares. Ho Ho Ho. Well there was this rich CEO who only really cared about money. He tended to be very selfish and only did what suited him. Then one day a poor fortune teller came to his mansion.
Ishizu Ishtar: Please give me shelter tonight. Seto Kaiba: What will you give me if I feel nice enough tonight.
Ishizu: I will tell you about your past and who you use to be.
Seto: You have to be kidding me.No way.
Ishizu: I make my offer again. Please help me this cold night where evil threatens.
Seto: I have no time for this nonsense. I have a comapany to run. (RW :How many times have we heard that?)
Yuugi's Grandfather: But then this old fortune teller's diguise fell away to reveal a rich, pretty archeoligist who holds the rarest duel cards. The CEO tried to apoligize but she had read his soul and seen that there was no life in this body besides work and duel monsters.
Ishizu: Now you shall pay. My Millennium Necklace along with my company will cause your stocks to fail and you to become poorer.
Seto: NOOOO!!!
Ishizu: and all these people who work in your castle, including you, will turn into duel monsters!
Seto: Why?
Ishizu: To show you that duel monsters do have a heart and are not just ink on cards.
Seto: oh. But my company!!!!
Yuugi's Grandfather: The Enchantress disapered into the night and the CEO was left with his failing company and monstor servants. But that was not all. She also left him a stone tablet full of hyroglyphics. Every day one of the hyroglyphic words will be worn away. And the CEO didn't learn about life outside of work before the last hyroglyphic was worn away then he would be left with nothing. But do not lose hope yet. For in the city below the mansion there was a businessman who had a certain daughter.
By Ravenwolf
The Employee and the CEO
Introduction: Ravenwolf: DON'T KILL ME!!!!! I just wanted to have a bit fun..
(Yami Bakura sneaks up behind Ravenwolf with a dagger)
Ravenwolf: Yami Bakura I know you are behind me. If you try and kill me again I will give you an even more demeaning part.
(Yami Bakura eeps and runs away)
Ravenwolf: There we go. Okay as I was saying I was just having fun. I was listening to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack and reading a Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic. Then I started matching up the characters and here we are.
(Yu-Gi-Oh cast waves an hello)
Yami: Just answer me this. How the hell did you match up Beauty and the Beast with us?
Ravenwolf: I am still trying to figure that out. Plus maybe if I tell you, who plays whom you will be able to figure it out. Now this gets extremely confusing because I added a character I made up on my own. Here she is Estella Pegasus, Maximillian Pegasus' daughter!
Estella: Hello. (All the boys start drooling and Pegasus steals their souls for even looking at her)
Ravenwolf: Pegasus bring them back right now. We need them for the story!
Pegasus: Duel me and win then you shall have their souls back! Bwahahahah!
Ravenwolf: Pegasus if you don't bring them back right now I will give you a more demeaning part and have Estella have a lemon scene with Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: (he was the only one not drooling) AHHHH NO!
Estella: (Gives her dad puppy dog eyes) Please daddy. You have Seto under control and he plays a main character.
Pegasus: AHHH not puppy eyes! (Put the souls back into their bodies.)
Seto: Okay that's it. Now your going to get it. (Starts moving toward Pegasus.)
Estella: (Gives Seto puppy eyes) Please don't hurt daddy.
Seto: AHHH not the eyes!
Ravenwolf: Okaaay! Now back to what I was saying. So here is Estella Pegasus. She plays Belle. Here I'll give you a list on who plays what so you don't get confused.
Estella Pegasus= Belle Seto Kaiba= Beast aka Blue Eyes White Dragon (Seto:..) Malik/Marik Ishtar= Gaston Yami Bakura= LeFou Maximillian Pegasus= Belle's Father. (Duh!) Ryou Bakura= Bookstore clerk Tristin= Castle person Yami= Lumier aka Dark Magician Yuugi= Chip aka Kuriboh Yuugi'Grandfather= Narrator Rex Raptor= wolf aka Laywer Weevil Underwood= wolf aka Laywer Mako Tsunami= townsperson Bandit Kieth- townsperson Ishizu Ishtar= Enchantress Bones= townsperson Croquet= works for Pegasus (Literaly and in the story) Duke Devlin= Castle person aka 13th Grave Kimo= townsperson Serenity= chest aka Dark Magician Girl Shadi= castle person aka Time Wizard Tea= Mrs. Potts aka Petit Angel Joey= Coat rack aka Red Eyes Black Dragon (Joey: WHAT!!!!) Mokuba= Cogsworth aka Rude Kaiser Rebecca Hawkins= Girly girl Mai Valentine= Babette aka Harpy Lady
Ravenwolf: That's all I can think of so far. Now on to the Employee.
Joey: WAIT!!
Ravenwolf: What now.?
Joey: You forgot to do the disclaimer.
Ravenwolf: Oh sh-t. Okay I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. None of it. But I do own Estella Pegasus. She's mine! I created her! Bwahahahaha.
Yami: Okay. Everyone back away slowly. (Everyone backs away slowly)
Seto: Ok. Umm.now onto the Employee and the..
Ravenwolf: Wait! One more statement. I did change a lot. Like its not Beauty and the Beast it's the Employee and the CEO. And they are not turned into household objects they are turned into duel monsters. You'll find what else I changed when you read the story. Now onto The Employee and the CEO!!!
Marik: Finally.
Scene 1 Yugi's Grandfather: **Clears throat** A long time ago.wait no. This happened kinda recently but who cares. Ho Ho Ho. Well there was this rich CEO who only really cared about money. He tended to be very selfish and only did what suited him. Then one day a poor fortune teller came to his mansion.
Ishizu Ishtar: Please give me shelter tonight. Seto Kaiba: What will you give me if I feel nice enough tonight.
Ishizu: I will tell you about your past and who you use to be.
Seto: You have to be kidding me.No way.
Ishizu: I make my offer again. Please help me this cold night where evil threatens.
Seto: I have no time for this nonsense. I have a comapany to run. (RW :How many times have we heard that?)
Yuugi's Grandfather: But then this old fortune teller's diguise fell away to reveal a rich, pretty archeoligist who holds the rarest duel cards. The CEO tried to apoligize but she had read his soul and seen that there was no life in this body besides work and duel monsters.
Ishizu: Now you shall pay. My Millennium Necklace along with my company will cause your stocks to fail and you to become poorer.
Seto: NOOOO!!!
Ishizu: and all these people who work in your castle, including you, will turn into duel monsters!
Seto: Why?
Ishizu: To show you that duel monsters do have a heart and are not just ink on cards.
Seto: oh. But my company!!!!
Yuugi's Grandfather: The Enchantress disapered into the night and the CEO was left with his failing company and monstor servants. But that was not all. She also left him a stone tablet full of hyroglyphics. Every day one of the hyroglyphic words will be worn away. And the CEO didn't learn about life outside of work before the last hyroglyphic was worn away then he would be left with nothing. But do not lose hope yet. For in the city below the mansion there was a businessman who had a certain daughter.