Chapter 13 - Sephiroth VS. Sephiroth?!?
Kinie: Man, where did this fog come from?
Azi: How the heck should I know?
Kinie: It was a hypothetical question; I know no one knew the answer, besides, those questions usually don't have an answer.
Azi: Oh. I knew that.
Kinie: No, you didn't.
Azi: Yes, I did.
Kinie: No, you didn't! **Stops walking**
Azi: Yes, I did! **Turns and faces Kinie**
Kinie: No! **Yells in front of Azi's face**
Azi: Yes! **Yells in front of Kinie's face**
The 2 continue yelling like this for a few seconds, when.
Sephiroth: Stop yelling, or else I'll MAKE you stop! **Takes out Masamune**
Kinie and Azi: **Evil glare at Sephiroth**
Sephiroth: **Evil glare's back**
Kinie and Azi: Fine. I'll stop.
Sephiroth: Good. **Sheathes Masamune, and continues on walking**
Kinie: You know. I've been thinking.
Azi: Really? I thought all you had in-between your ears was air?
Kinie: Anyway, as I was saying. I think that Sephiroth is starting to grow on us.
Azi: Huh? What the heck are you talking about?
Kinie: I mean, usually by now, he would have tried to kill us, and half of humanity.
Azi: Hey, you're right!
Both turn around and look inquisitively at Sephiroth.
Kinie: You think he's sick?
Azi: Maybe the boss person messed with his head one too many times?
Sephiroth: **suddenly behind Kinie and Azi** And if you two don't stop talking about me, I'll decapitate you both, slice up your bodies, and serve them to Cloud and his misfits, along with some fava beans.
Kinie and Azi: WAAH! **Both run away and head toward the group**
Sephiroth: Ahh. It's good to be bad. **Begins to catch up to the others**
As Sephiroth gets close to the other five, he passes a dead tree in the middle of a street.
Sephiroth: ~ What is a tree doing in the middle of a street, much less a dead tree? ~
Voice: About time you got here.
Sephiroth: **Turns around suddenly** Who goes there?
Voice: You know who it is.
Sephiroth: **Turns around again** I say again, who goes there?
Voice: turn around.
Sephiroth: **Turns around. There, leaning up against the dead tree, is a murky watery person, that looks exactly like.** ME?!?
Dark Sephiroth (Note: To be refereed to from this point on as D.S.) Well, who did you expect, Jenova?
Sephiroth: But.. Why am I.. I mean, you.. I mean. How did this happen?
D.S.: Are you that stupid? I am your opponent!
Sephiroth: But, how can I fight myself?
D.S.: **Hits Sephiroth's head** Baka! Think of it this way. I am your evil twin who--
Sephiroth: I don't have a twin. In fact, I'm an only child. Plus, I'm evil.
D.S.: As I as saying, I am your evil twin, who has come back for cold- blooded revenge for some pointless trivial event while we were nothing but homicidal children.
Sephiroth: Sounds a lot like a bad daytime soap opera.
D.S.: Yes, I know. Bad explanation.
Sephiroth: It works.
D.S.: That's good. Anyway. **He sticks his arm out. A watery version of the Masamune appears, and as soon as it forms, enters a sword-fighting position.** Are you ready to die?
Sephiroth: **Takes out the REAL Masamune** Cool effect.
D.S.: I know.
Both begin attacking at the same time. Meanwhile, Kinie is lagging behind the others, as they begin to disappear in front of him.
Kinie: Hey, guys! Wait. Huh? Where's Sephiroth? Oi, three stooges, and miss stooges, come back here!
The 4 stop, and suddenly appear right in front of Kinie.
Andy, Azi, Mike, and Alex: DON'T CONSIDER US ONE OF THE STOOGES!
Kinie: I just said that to get your attention.
Andy: Oh.
Kinie: Guys, Sephiroth's gone!
Azi: Hey, he's right! Where is Sephiroth?
Kinie: He was behind us.
Azi: After scarring us half to death, and scared the other half by the threat of decapitation.
Kinie: You don't think.
Azi: That.
Alex: Think. what?
The two suddenly turn around, and run back to where they were before Sephiroth scared them.
Mike: Hey, guys. Wait up!
The other 3 chase after Kinie and Azi. Meanwhile.
Sephiroth: Not **Swings his sword** bad!
D.S.: **Blocks swing, and strikes back** Thanks! You're good too, but not good enough!
Sephiroth: **Blocks the swing** Says who? **Winds up for an attack**
D.S.: Me! **Blocks Sephiroth's attack.**
As they continue fighting, Kinie and the others find them fighting a few minutes later.
Alex: **Pointing to the two Sephiroth's** You all see that, right?
Andy: Yes, Alex. We see that. You are not going crazy.
Kinie: I've seen this somewhere before. **Thinks for a minute** Crap! Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: What?
Kinie: You have to stop fighting him like you are right now!
Sephiroth: What? **Blocks one of D.S's swings** Are you nuts?
Kinie: No! In fact, I'm the one that's going to help you win this battle!
Sephiroth: Fine! **Looks at D.S.** Time out!
D.S.: **About to enter a swing** What? There's no time-out!
Sephiroth: I don't see a rule anywhere saying that you can't call time- outs.
D.S.: **Abandons swing stance** Fine. You've got 2 minutes.
Sephiroth: **Walking over to Kinie** What the hell are you blabbering about now?
Kinie: **Madly scribbling stuff on a piece of paper** Yeah. explanation. attack with. **Puts pen away** Done! **Reaches into his shoulder bag, and pulls out a capsule.** Here. **Hands Sephiroth the note and the capsule.** Read the note, and it'll explain what you need to do to defeat this 'ghost' of yours.
Sephiroth: Hmm. **Reading the note** I have to attack with what?
Kinie: trust me. If that plan doesn't work, I'll cut off my own right arm, run into battle, and beat your copy to death with it!
Sephiroth: Fine... No need to cut your right arm off.
D.S.: Time's up!
Sephiroth: I'm ready! **Walks back over.**
D.S.: Good. **Goes in for another strike**
Sephiroth: **Jumps over the strike, and lands several yards away from D.S.** I hope this works. **He hits a button on the capsule, and tosses it into the air. It explodes, and down falls a gigantic metallic hammer with a thunderous THUD.** Whoa! **Barely able to pick up the hammer** This thing weighs a ton! **Begins running toward D.S.**
D.S.: **Swings sword.**
Sephiroth: **Swings hammer down on D.S. and his sword.**
The hammer goes through the watery Masamune, and crushes D.S., making him explode into a million water droplets. Needless to say, Sephiroth won that fight.
End of Ch. 13
Kinie: Man, where did this fog come from?
Azi: How the heck should I know?
Kinie: It was a hypothetical question; I know no one knew the answer, besides, those questions usually don't have an answer.
Azi: Oh. I knew that.
Kinie: No, you didn't.
Azi: Yes, I did.
Kinie: No, you didn't! **Stops walking**
Azi: Yes, I did! **Turns and faces Kinie**
Kinie: No! **Yells in front of Azi's face**
Azi: Yes! **Yells in front of Kinie's face**
The 2 continue yelling like this for a few seconds, when.
Sephiroth: Stop yelling, or else I'll MAKE you stop! **Takes out Masamune**
Kinie and Azi: **Evil glare at Sephiroth**
Sephiroth: **Evil glare's back**
Kinie and Azi: Fine. I'll stop.
Sephiroth: Good. **Sheathes Masamune, and continues on walking**
Kinie: You know. I've been thinking.
Azi: Really? I thought all you had in-between your ears was air?
Kinie: Anyway, as I was saying. I think that Sephiroth is starting to grow on us.
Azi: Huh? What the heck are you talking about?
Kinie: I mean, usually by now, he would have tried to kill us, and half of humanity.
Azi: Hey, you're right!
Both turn around and look inquisitively at Sephiroth.
Kinie: You think he's sick?
Azi: Maybe the boss person messed with his head one too many times?
Sephiroth: **suddenly behind Kinie and Azi** And if you two don't stop talking about me, I'll decapitate you both, slice up your bodies, and serve them to Cloud and his misfits, along with some fava beans.
Kinie and Azi: WAAH! **Both run away and head toward the group**
Sephiroth: Ahh. It's good to be bad. **Begins to catch up to the others**
As Sephiroth gets close to the other five, he passes a dead tree in the middle of a street.
Sephiroth: ~ What is a tree doing in the middle of a street, much less a dead tree? ~
Voice: About time you got here.
Sephiroth: **Turns around suddenly** Who goes there?
Voice: You know who it is.
Sephiroth: **Turns around again** I say again, who goes there?
Voice: turn around.
Sephiroth: **Turns around. There, leaning up against the dead tree, is a murky watery person, that looks exactly like.** ME?!?
Dark Sephiroth (Note: To be refereed to from this point on as D.S.) Well, who did you expect, Jenova?
Sephiroth: But.. Why am I.. I mean, you.. I mean. How did this happen?
D.S.: Are you that stupid? I am your opponent!
Sephiroth: But, how can I fight myself?
D.S.: **Hits Sephiroth's head** Baka! Think of it this way. I am your evil twin who--
Sephiroth: I don't have a twin. In fact, I'm an only child. Plus, I'm evil.
D.S.: As I as saying, I am your evil twin, who has come back for cold- blooded revenge for some pointless trivial event while we were nothing but homicidal children.
Sephiroth: Sounds a lot like a bad daytime soap opera.
D.S.: Yes, I know. Bad explanation.
Sephiroth: It works.
D.S.: That's good. Anyway. **He sticks his arm out. A watery version of the Masamune appears, and as soon as it forms, enters a sword-fighting position.** Are you ready to die?
Sephiroth: **Takes out the REAL Masamune** Cool effect.
D.S.: I know.
Both begin attacking at the same time. Meanwhile, Kinie is lagging behind the others, as they begin to disappear in front of him.
Kinie: Hey, guys! Wait. Huh? Where's Sephiroth? Oi, three stooges, and miss stooges, come back here!
The 4 stop, and suddenly appear right in front of Kinie.
Andy, Azi, Mike, and Alex: DON'T CONSIDER US ONE OF THE STOOGES!
Kinie: I just said that to get your attention.
Andy: Oh.
Kinie: Guys, Sephiroth's gone!
Azi: Hey, he's right! Where is Sephiroth?
Kinie: He was behind us.
Azi: After scarring us half to death, and scared the other half by the threat of decapitation.
Kinie: You don't think.
Azi: That.
Alex: Think. what?
The two suddenly turn around, and run back to where they were before Sephiroth scared them.
Mike: Hey, guys. Wait up!
The other 3 chase after Kinie and Azi. Meanwhile.
Sephiroth: Not **Swings his sword** bad!
D.S.: **Blocks swing, and strikes back** Thanks! You're good too, but not good enough!
Sephiroth: **Blocks the swing** Says who? **Winds up for an attack**
D.S.: Me! **Blocks Sephiroth's attack.**
As they continue fighting, Kinie and the others find them fighting a few minutes later.
Alex: **Pointing to the two Sephiroth's** You all see that, right?
Andy: Yes, Alex. We see that. You are not going crazy.
Kinie: I've seen this somewhere before. **Thinks for a minute** Crap! Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: What?
Kinie: You have to stop fighting him like you are right now!
Sephiroth: What? **Blocks one of D.S's swings** Are you nuts?
Kinie: No! In fact, I'm the one that's going to help you win this battle!
Sephiroth: Fine! **Looks at D.S.** Time out!
D.S.: **About to enter a swing** What? There's no time-out!
Sephiroth: I don't see a rule anywhere saying that you can't call time- outs.
D.S.: **Abandons swing stance** Fine. You've got 2 minutes.
Sephiroth: **Walking over to Kinie** What the hell are you blabbering about now?
Kinie: **Madly scribbling stuff on a piece of paper** Yeah. explanation. attack with. **Puts pen away** Done! **Reaches into his shoulder bag, and pulls out a capsule.** Here. **Hands Sephiroth the note and the capsule.** Read the note, and it'll explain what you need to do to defeat this 'ghost' of yours.
Sephiroth: Hmm. **Reading the note** I have to attack with what?
Kinie: trust me. If that plan doesn't work, I'll cut off my own right arm, run into battle, and beat your copy to death with it!
Sephiroth: Fine... No need to cut your right arm off.
D.S.: Time's up!
Sephiroth: I'm ready! **Walks back over.**
D.S.: Good. **Goes in for another strike**
Sephiroth: **Jumps over the strike, and lands several yards away from D.S.** I hope this works. **He hits a button on the capsule, and tosses it into the air. It explodes, and down falls a gigantic metallic hammer with a thunderous THUD.** Whoa! **Barely able to pick up the hammer** This thing weighs a ton! **Begins running toward D.S.**
D.S.: **Swings sword.**
Sephiroth: **Swings hammer down on D.S. and his sword.**
The hammer goes through the watery Masamune, and crushes D.S., making him explode into a million water droplets. Needless to say, Sephiroth won that fight.
End of Ch. 13