Disclaimer: I never own any of the things I write about. Journal based story. Lots of flashbacks.

Dear secret book that is secret and I tell secret stuff to, or my life or day,

So I hate putting dates in this book when I write in it so I'll just write. Ok. I'll starts where I had last left off. Hold on. I'm thinking. I had just met Biskit.

FLASHBACK

Running franticly through trees and bumping into them to.

KoolAid: AAHHH!!! I'm lost!! Where am I?!! Hey look. A flower.

Picks up flower.

KoolAid: Hi. What's your name?

Yeah so I talk to flowers, big deal.

???: Hi, cutie.

KoolAid: (turns around) Huh? Who are you?

???: Why I'm Leigh, cutie.

KoolAid: I'm a cutie?

Leigh: Of course... well no. Not really, cutie.

KoolAid: There. You said it again.

Leigh: So, cutie?

KoolAid: Aha! You're a chicken!!

Leigh: What does that have to do with me saying cutie, cutie?

KoolAid: I dunno. You asked the question.

Leigh: Errr. So what's your name, cutie?

KoolAid: I thought it was cutie.

Leigh: No!! That's what I say!! What your real name, cutie!??

KoolAid: It's on my shirt.

Leigh: Oh, so it is, cutie.

KoolAid: No. It's KoolAid.

Leigh: I know that already, cutie.

KoolAid: Then why do you keep calling me cutie?

Leigh: Rrrr! I don't know. You asked the question, cutie.

KoolAid: Anyway, I gotta go learn my way round town. Bye.

Walks away then continues to run franticly again.

KoolAid: Ahh!! I'm lost!! Hey, this is fun. Ahhh!! My head is bigger than my body!! Ahhh!

???: Shut up!!! You're hurting my perfectly tuned ears, mreaow!!

KoolAid: I could yell if I want. AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Person scratches face.

KoolAid: AAAhhhhh!!!! Ahhhh!!! It stings!!!!

???: That's what you get. Oh. Opps. Your not from around here. Sorry. I'm Kitty, mreaow.

KoolAid running around holding his face.

Kitty: Stop that or I'll scratch you again,mreaow.

KoolAid stops.

Kitty: What's your name, mreaow?

KoolAid: You tell me yours first.

Kitty: I already did, mreaow.

KoolAid: Oh. I'm KoolAid. Look at my shirt.

Kitty: Egh!! You're sick, mreaow.

KoolAid: Huh? No! My name's on my shirt!!

Kitty: Ohh. I missed that, mreaow.

KoolAid: Mreaow?

Kitty: Hey!! I cant help it, mreaow!!

KoolAid: ok, ok. You don't have to get so hissy about it.

Kitty: WHAT, MREAOW!!!??

KoolAid: Here. Have a flower.

Kitty: Hu? Ok. Now its mine so there, mreaow!!

KoolAid: Okay then.

Kitty: Well, since your new you need to go meet everyone else. So go, mreaow!!

5 MINS LATER

KoolAid: Ok now. Where am I? Hey, a police station. Maybe that guy could help me.

???: Well hello there. I'm Copper. May I assist you?

KoolAid: Yeah. I just moved here, sorta, and I was wondering if I could get a map somewhere.

Copper: We have maps.

KoolAid: Could I get one?

Copper: Sorry.

KoolAid: What?

Copper: They're only for visitors.

KoolAid: Hu? Wait, but I am a visitor!

Copper: No. You're a resident.

KoolAid: But I haven't got a house yet and I don't know the town and I'm lost.

Copper: Will you be getting a house?

KoolAid: Yes, I guess.

Copper: Will you be lost when you know the town?

KoolAid: No. I suppose.

Copper: Well, there you have it.

KoolAid: But I don't know it yet!!

Copper: Then I advise you memorize it before it gets dark.

KoolAid: Rrrr! ...What happens at dark?

Copper: There are a whole bunch of weird-O's and psychopaths that run amok. And legend has it that that Boo Town was named that because of (whispers) the ghosts.

KoolAid: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away)

Copper: Hey! Wait! I was going to give you a map!! Oh, well. Kids these days, scared of everything you throw at them.

KoolAid

KoolAid: AAAAHHHH!!!!! (collapses) Uff! I'm tired. Hey a pond. I wonder what that weird shadow is.

Picks up rock and throws it at shadow. Shadow sinks

KoolAid: I hit it!! Yeah!!

Dead fish floats up

KoolAid: Oh, it was a fish. Oops. (walks away and spots a huge tree) Whoa! That's gotta be the biggest tree here. I wonder who gives it so much fertilizer. Maybe this is where those animals use the bathroom. And look. A well. That's where they could wash there hands or whatever.

???: Hello there young timer.

KoolAid: Uh, hi?

???: I'm Tortimer. The fair mayor of Boo Town. And I've got a question for you. Who do you look up to he most and why?

KoolAid: Uh... my grandmother.

Tortimer: What?! Why? What did she ever do for you?

KoolAid: Well, she read me stories, baked cookies, knitted me sweaters, let me watch TV late at night while my parents were out, was the only one who could beat me at video games, computer games, bowling...

Tortimer: Ok. Ok. I get it. Anyway, Welcome to Boo Town. I hope you enjoy living here.

KoolAid: Wait. How'd you know I'm gonna live here?

Tortimer: I cant tell you that, otherwise it wouldn't be a secret. Ha ha ha ha hoorf! Hey. I will let you in on another little secret, sunny. Do you know why this town is called Boo Town??

KoolAid: I don't need to know. That question never popped into my big empty round head.

Tortimer: ...Well, I'll tell you anyway. (makes a dead looking face) Because its HAUNTED!!!

KoolAid: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (runs away again) Some nerves of steel I got.

Tortimer: Yup. That gets them every time. Ha ha ha ha hoorf.

KoolAid AGAIN

KoolAid: AHH!! Ah. This gets boring after a while. Hey, a bug. Follows bug. Begins to sing

KoolAid: Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug. It also rhymes with rug. Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug. It also rhymes with snug. Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug. If you add another g and e and r at the end it spells bugger. Cool but gross. Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug

???: Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug

KoolAid: Hey. That's my song.

???: I know. I heard you sing it. I'm sorry. Its cool. Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug By the way I'm Daisy.

KoolAid: Hi. Are you going to be singing that song all the time now?

Daisy: Yup. Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug

KoolAid walks away slowly.

Daisy: Bye! Later. Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug

LATER

???: Hi KoolAid, dawg!!

KoolAid: Oh, hey Biskit. What are you doing here? Didn't I meet you somewhere, somewhere, somewhere, uh over there somewhere?

Biskit: This is where I live. I walk around sometimes. Hey, have you met Louie my next door neighbor, dawg?

KoolAid: No. I'm still lost.

Biskit: If you need to see a map there's one by the train and police station, dawg.

KoolAid: Police bad. Take me to the train station.

TRAIN STATION

Biskit: and this is the museum and that's Nooks shop, dawg.

KoolAid: Oh, ok. (rips map off board)

Biskit: You can't do that, dawg!!

KoolAid: Who says?

Biskit: ...uh, I don't know. I guess its ok then, dawg.

KoolAid: Ok. I'm good.

Biskit: Later then, dawg!

KoolAid: Peace dude! Or whatever you people say.

Biskit leaves. KoolAid looks at map

KoolAid: This is where that raccoon was taking me.

HOUSES

KoolAid: These are the houses? They sorta look small to me. O.o oooo. Green roof. I like it. (Walks in) These doors need a lock. Incase I ever decide to walk nude in doors. Well, I want it. It is kinda small and that radio looks busted. (Goes back outside)

Nook: Aha! You want this one yes?

KoolAid: AHH!! Where'd you come from?

Nook: No place.

KoolAid: Ok? I was going to see you about buying this (crappy) house.

Nook: That'll be 20,000 bells.

KoolAid: What are bells? Money?

Pause. No reply.

KoolAid: Ok. Here. Wait. Don't I need to sign some forms, leases, insurance or paper documents?

Nook: What?! No. I've never heard of such idiot ness. Now the bell matter.

KoolAid: Wait. What's my address?

Nook: What's and address?

KoolAid: How you mail someone?

Nook: You just write their name.

KoolAid: How's that possible?

Nook: Shut up and give me the bells!! (grabs money) This isn't bells.

KoolAid: Yeah?

Nook: In this town we use bells.

KoolAid: Real bells? The ones that go ding? Ding. That's a funny word. Ding, ding, ding, ding

Nook: Ahem!! Stop singing!! No! It's our type of 'money', yes.

KoolAid: But I don't have any.

Nook: Then this is what we'll do.

LATER Shop

Nook: Here. Put this on.

KoolAid: What is it?

Nook: Uniform.

KoolAid: AAHHHH!!! That cursed word is now in my head!!

Nook: What?

KoolAid: UNIFORM!!

Nook: What's wrong with it?

KoolAid: It's EVIIILL!

Nook: Ok, now get to work!

KoolAid: AAHHH!!! Another cursed word! WORK!! IT'S EVIIILL!!

LATER Outside

KoolAid: I hate plucking weeds. Ok, now plant these.

Plants. POP. Flowers grow

KoolAid: How the heck that happen?! Ok then. ... With my special seeds I shall grow a beautiful beanstalk of flowers.

Plants.

KoolAid: Grow my pretty grow!

POP. Plants some more.

KoolAid: Mua ha ha ha ha! I have the power to plant flowers!!

LATER Shop

Nook: What's taking him so long to plant some flowers?!

Walks outside. KoolAid on floor talking to flowers.

KoolAid: Ah. Very interesting.

Nook: AHEM!!!!!!!!

KoolAid: AHH!! What?!

Nook: I'm not paying you to slack off!

KoolAid: I'm not slacking off.

Nook: Then what are you doing?!

KoolAid: Having a conversation with some friends.

Nook: ......Well I'm not paying you to chat!!

LATER AGAIN

KoolAid: 20 bells!! It wasn't that long!! Sorta. Ah, this uniform is itchy. AHH! I said it again! It sucks. Ugly design and everything. Only thing I like about it is that for some reason it smells like flowers. Ok now. Who's Boris?

Boris: How do you know my name, junk?

KoolAid: Uh? A blue pig?

Boris: Yup. That's me! You have a problem with that, junk?!!

KoolAid: Ehh. No. I came to deliver this to you.

Boris: Hey thanks. Why are you giving this to me, junk?

KoolAid: I work for Nook. By the way my name is KoolAid. Just moved here.

Boris: Ok, junk. As long as you don't bother me to much I'll be your friend, junk.

KoolAid: Ok. (walks away)

Boris: Hey! I like you already! Keep it up, junk!

STORE

Nook: That job will be 120 bells.

KoolAid: How come this one is more than the other one?!

Nook: You want it to be lower, yes?

KoolAid: Uhhh, never mind.

Nook: Next write and mail a letter to my best customer Louie.

KoolAid: What do I write?

Nook: I don't know. That's why your writing it yes.

(letter) Dear Louie,

I hate you! I hate Nook! ---Nook

Nook: You done yes?

KoolAid: Yup. Now what?

Nook: You go to the post office and mail it.

POST OFFICE

Pelly: Can I help you?

KoolAid: Yeah, I'll be the fish and you eat me up.

Pelly: Excuse me?

KoolAid: ...I need to mail a letter.

Pelly: Ok. Anything else?

KoolAid: ...Oh, uh... no.

STORE

KoolAid: Done.

Nook: Deliver this to Bea.

KoolAid: B?

Nook: Just go!

Bea's PLACE

Bea: Thanks, waffle. And this is for you.

KoolAid: Huh?

Bea: Well, you should get something for your good deed, waffle.

KoolAid: Sure. What is it?

Bea: A TV.

KoolAid: Cool. A TV? Thanks. How do I carry it?

Bea: Stick it in your pocket, waffle.

KoolAid: How am I suppose to stick it in my pocket? ...Hey, it worked!

Bea: Yeah, waffle. Ok. Now go back to work. Bye.

KoolAid: (walks away and thinks) Wait a sec. Boris didn't give me anything.

STORE/SHOP WHATEVER

Nook: Now go write something about my shop to attract customers on the bulletin board.

BULLETIN BOARD

Tom Nook is old and fat. You have to see it to believe it. ---shop

STORE

Nook: Deliver this axe to Louie.

KoolAid: CoooooL!!

Nook: Don't swing that in here! Its not even yours!!

CRASH!

KoolAid: Oops. I'll go now. (grabs axe and goes)

Louie

Louie: Gracias, foo. Here, have a sofa.

KoolAid: Duude! Sweet! (Lame)

Louie: I got a question though, foo. Why does this axe look chipped?

KoolAid: I dunno. Well gotta run.

STORE

Nook: Have you met everyone in town?

KoolAid: Yup.

Nook: Gotta map?

KoolAid: Yup.

Nook: The mayor?

KoolAid: Yup.

Nook: Uh, then your done.

KoolAid: How am I going to pay of the rest off my debt?

Nook: Not my problem. Scram, yes!!

KoolAid: (is kicked out) Ow!! That hurt!! YEAH!! I WAS FIRED!!! SORTA! Now what do I do? Hey, a bug.

LATER

KoolAid: I got no bells and no clue what to do.

Sits on ground. Begins to hum.

KoolAid: zzzzzzzzz

9 PM

KoolAid: zzzzzzzzzz

A blue type pig spots KoolAid asleep on ground

Boris: KoolAid, junk?! Wake up! What are you doing sleeping under a tree, junk?!

KoolAid: zzzzzzzzzzzzz(snort)zzzzzzzz

Boris: Hm. I know, junk.

Brrrt sound is heard

KoolAid: zzzz(pause) Hu?AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! What's that nasty smell?!!!

Boris: Uh, it wasn't me, junk.

KoolAid: AAHHHHH!!!!!!

KoolAid jumps into the river. Splash!

LATER

KoolAid: That was nasty. There are other ways of waking people up!!!!!!!

Boris: Thanks, junk. You're all wet.

KoolAid: Well I needed a bath anyway. I just hope my TV isn't messed up.

Boris: He he he, junk.

KoolAid: I better go home and change.

Boris: Here. I didn't give you anything before, junk.

KoolAid: Thanks. A shower. ...Great.

FLASHBACK OVER

And weirdly enough that's how I met everyone, yet. My first neighbors anyway. All weird-O's and ok I guess. Since I'm a weirdo myself in a weird way. Boris my only best friend moved away a while ago. He visited town the other day though. He's doing ok. He says I still smell a bit since he threw that beyond rotten nasty fart. I could still smell it. Oh, I do still smell. AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Till this point I still don't know why Boo Town is called that. I haven't seen a single ghost yet. O.o yet. Oh, well. Ahh! That smell is getting to me. Wait, I just did that. Heh heh. ...It's bad! Not as nasty as Boris, but bad. I could taste it!! Well, I'm going the bathroom to get some sanitizer and after that take a shower. I'm gonna scrub till I turn purple. Purple, another funny weird word. Purple, purple, purple ...ok I'm gone. It smells worst now. Pha! (Grabs airfreshner) DIE EVIL FART!!!!

----KoolAid

Disclaimer wearing gas mask: Thanks for the reviews. NOW SEND MORE!!!!!!! Or Boris will fart in your face!!!!!