Disclaimer: Don't own it blah blah blah. This chapter starts out boring but
it gets better towards the middle. Well in my opinion. All you people have
different tastes on what's funny or not. Whatever.
Dear future me who is reading this now,
So my fish might be a big to friendly. My friends are talking animals. I've been hurt more times in this town than my entire life. Stupid people everywhere and TWIGGY DUMPED ME!! (Sobs) She had to move to another town and long distance relationships don't exactly work out. Anyway I'm not writing on that today.
*FLASHBACK* December 24
The sky was dark and the air was filled with particles of snow. I was talking to Leigh when Biskit came by.
KoolAid: Hey Biskit!
Biskit: Hey. `On my way to see the tree. I saw you. You saw me. It was Christmas` (Walks away)
KoolAid: Never heard that song.
Leigh: She makes up so many things it's hard to keep count. Anyway, as I was saying. I hope you've been good this year, eggnog.
KoolAid: Yeah. I have. (That was such a lie)
Leigh: Good, cause I wanna be the first one to see what Jingle gives you, eggnog.
KoolAid: Aren't we a little too old for that nonsense? (Pause) Who's Jingle?
Leigh: GASP!! You don't know who Jingle is, eggnog!!?
KoolAid: uh. No.
Leigh: He's a reindeer who wears a bright red suit and a hat who soars through the skies on this very night bringing peace, love, and joy for all of us to enjoy and share, eggnog.
KoolAid: Like Santa?
Leigh: (Confused look) Hu? Who's that, eggnog?
KoolAid: The same thing except he's human, fat, goes ho, ho, ho, and soars through the skies in a sled. Pulled by 9 reindeer and one has a red nose.
Leigh: (long pause) Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ow! I'm getting a migrane from laughing so hard, eggnog!
KoolAid: I know. None of it is real.
Leigh: GASP! How dare you say that, eggnog?! Jingle is very much real.
KoolAid: Yeah. Ok. But isn't Christmas really about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ who was born on that day?
Leigh: I know. (Sigh) But I want gifts too, eggnog!! That idiot Jingle doesn't know that. So it's better to receive than give.
KoolAid: Wait. It's the other way around. Well, whatever. I want gifts too.
*LATER* Tailor shop
KoolAid: Hi. Mable, Sable. Merry Christmas.
Mable and Sable: Hi.
Leigh: Hi Sable, eggnog!!
Sable: (silence)
Leigh: Hey. Why did she say hi to you and not me, eggnog?
KoolAid: I'm special.
Mable: Can I help you, KoolAid?
Leigh: I'm here too, eggnog!!
Mable: Can I help you too?
Leigh: No. He came here not me, eggnog.
KoolAid: uh. I wanna design a pattern.
Mable: Ok. Hold on for a sec while I get the stuff.
Leigh: Whatcha going to design eggnog?
KoolAid: Gift wrap.
Leigh: Cool, eggnog. I'll do that next year.
KoolAid: Who'd you get for secret Jingle? Oh. That's what that name was referring to.
Leigh: Man. I got Boris, eggnog. He hates everyone's gifts.
KoolAid: What are you giving him?
Leigh: A smelly old shoe while fishing, eggnog. He, he, he.
*LATER*
Leigh: I gotta go, eggnog.
KoolAid: Why?
Leigh: I still haven't wrapped my families gifts and they're coming over tomorrow, eggnog. KoolAid: Ok. Bye. (Leigh leaves)
KoolAid: I wonder who else is there to talk to.
(Just then a crash is heard in a tree) (Crash) umph!! KoolAid: Hu? Who's there?!
???: Help! Help! Anyone!!
KoolAid: Where are you?!
???: Stuck in a tree!!
KoolAid: That helps. You're going to have to be more specific!!!
???: Hurmph!
*LATER*
(I found the tree but the only way was to) KoolAid: TIMBER!!
(Thud)
???: What h*ll crazed idea was that?!!
KoolAid: MINE! `Mine, mine, mine, mine`
???: Ok? (Begins to walk away)
KoolAid: Hey, wait!! Aren't you Jingle?
Jingle: Why of course. How'd you know?
KoolAid: A little fat birdy told me.
Jingle: Yes. I see. Here's a present. Merry Christmas.
KoolAid: O.o oooo. I wonder what I got.
Jingle: Not till tomorrow.
KoolAid: How'd you get stuck in the tree?
Jingle: I was performing my new half twist dive but it works better in water. Ok. Bye. (Jingle soars off again)
KoolAid: Weird.
???: Hellooo there!! (KoolAid looks around)
KoolAid: Hu? Who the?
???: Here.
KoolAid: AAHHHHH!!! GHOSTS!!!
???: AHHH!!! WHERE?!! (KoolAid turns around)
???: Where?!!
KoolAid: AAHHH!! Talking snowman!!!
SM: No. Its Frosty.
KoolAid: Like Frosty the Snowman?
Frosty: No, like Frosty. But I am a snowman.
KoolAid: (shrugs) Cool!
Frosty: I know. I'm so cool I could be hot, but then I'd melt. While you're here. Can you do me a favor?
KoolAid: Sure.
Frosty: Give me a hand or 2 here.
KoolAid: I said ok.
Frosty: No! I mean stick hands. The idiot who built me forgot my hands.
KoolAid: Oh. Here.
Frosty: I'd take them if they weren't already my hands!!!
KoolAid: Ok. Ok. You don't have to get so frosty about it. Ha! I made a joke.
Frosty: Riiight. Thanks. Since you helped me I'll let you in on a little secret I heard around. If you dress up in different clothes and go to Jingle, he'll think you're a different person and give you another gift.
KoolAid: Sweeet.
Frosty: Before you go. Wanna snow cone?
KoolAid: Nah. Bye.
Frosty: Ahh! No wait. Don't leave me here alone! In the dark, by myself.
KoolAid: What do you want?
Frosty: Company.
KoolAid: Ok. I'll build you a friend.
Frosty: (pause) Could you make it a, uh, er, girlfriend?
*LATER*
KoolAid: Hi Boris.
Boris: Shhh
KoolAid: What?
Boris: I heard Jingle, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Really? Where?
Boris: I don't know. I just missed him, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Where'd you hear him?
Boris: Over there, hot chocolate. (KoolAid suddenly disappears) KoolAid? Where'd you go? Oh well. I like that, hot chocolate.
*KoolAid*
KoolAid: Aha! There he is.
Jingle: What is it? Oh. Hello there. Who are you?
KoolAid: Superman! Cant you see?
Jingle: Yeah. Arent you cold in that thing?
KoolAid: N, n, n, nope.
Jingle: Havent I seen you somewhere before?
KoolAid: uh. No.
Jingle: Yeah I have. When you saved Louis from maniac.
KoolAid: Okay?
Jingle: Here's a gift for you.
KoolAid: Thanks. (Zooms away)
Jingle: He is faster than a speeding bullet. Wow.
*LATER* 11:30 PM
KoolAid: Ahem!
Jingle: Well hello. I'm Jingle and you are?
KoolAid: Batman.
Jingle: Arent you supposed to be stopping the Joker or something?
KoolAid: Yes! After my gift.
Jingle: Ok.
*Christmas Morning* 8 AM
(Jingle gone back wherever he came from and KoolAid got like 20 more gifts from him)
(Knock, knock) (Boris again) Boris: Who's there? Jingle. Jingle who? Jingle all the way. Ha! Ha! Ha! Hot chocolate.
(KoolAid opens door) KoolAid: What do you want now?
Boris: (Pause) Oh, uh, I didn't know KoolAid had company, hot chocolate. I'll come back later.
KoolAid: What are you talking about?
Boris: Just kidding, hot chocolate. I like your getup. Ha! Ha! Ha!
KoolAid: Uhhh. Egh!! (Slams door shut on Boris)
Boris: I'll come back later, hot chocolate. Ha! Ha! Ha! (KoolAid was wearing the last getup from last night which was a wonder woman one)
*LATER*
(Knock, knock) (Guess who) Boris: Who's there? Hot. Hot who? Hot who do? Ha! Ha! Ha! Hot chocolate.
(KoolAid opens door) KoolAid: What?
Boris: Merry Christmas, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Leave me alone. Hu? (Boris welcomes himself in)
Boris: Look at the present Leigh gave me. A nice shoe, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Right.
Boris: Hey, Where'd wonder woman go, hot chocolate?
KoolAid: Funny.
Boris: I know, hot chocolate. Ha! Ha! Ha! I heard it's going to snow today.
KoolAid: So? There's snow everywhere.
Boris: I already snow that, hot chocolate. Ha! Ha! Ha!
KoolAid: Get out.
Boris: Aw. Come on. Don't be a grump on Christmas, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Ok. Please get out.
Boris: Ok, hot chocolate. (Goes outside and stands there)
KoolAid: What are you doing?
Boris: I'm not leaving till you come, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: What could you possibly do during winter?
Boris: Ok. There's ice fishing, ice skating, eating snowflakes and corn flakes or frosted flakes, snowman building, ice sculpting, making snow angels, snow ball fight, sleighing and
KoolAid: SHUT UP!! I'll go!
*MINS LATER*
Boris: Lets go, hot chocolate!!
KoolAid: Before we go, stand over there.
Boris: Why, hot chocolate?
KoolAid: Just do it.
(Boris stands where KoolAid pointed at) (Slams door shut) (Snow falls on Boris from the roof)
KoolAid: Ok. Lets go. (KoolAid walks away)
(Boris still in pile of snow) Boris: AAHHH!!! Its cold, hot chocolate!
*LATER*
(Meets up with Kitty) (Boris arrives along) KoolAid: Hey Kitty.
Kitty: Merry Christmas, mistle toe.
Boris: AHH! WHERE, hot chocolate?!!
Kitty: Where's what, mistle toe?
Boris: AHH! Mistle toe!! Run away, hot chocolate!! (Boris runs away shouting something about its evil)
KoolAid: Anyway. What are you up to?
Kitty: I'm waiting for Bea. We're going sleighing, mistle toe.
KoolAid: Hm.
*LATER*
Louie: Hey, KoolAid, apple cider. What are you doing with that shovel?
KoolAid: Shh. Look.
Boris: Hey! Look out! You're going to fall in that ditch, hot chocolate!!
(Kitty and Bea zoom by on sleighs) Thanks!!
KoolAid: Aggh! Boris!!
Boris: Good thing I saw that ditch, hot chocolate.
Louie: Man Boris! I like you better when your mean, apple cider. (Pushes Boris in ditch)
Boris: Ahh! Uff! Let me out of here, hot chocolate!!
KoolAid: Should we?
Both: Na!
*LATER* KoolAid's house
Louie: Look. You've got mail, apple cider.
KoolAid: Wonder who from. (Grabs mail)
Louie: Whose it from?
KoolAid: My mom. Ehh.
Louie: Ehh? What's wrong with that? I love getting letters, apple cider.
KoolAid: Not from my mom.
Louie: So, whats it say, apple cider?
KoolAid: I'll read it tomorrow.
Louie: Come on!! (Grabs letter)
KoolAid: Hey!!
(Begins to read)
Dear KoolAid,
It's Christmas Eve and your grandmother came to visit. She brought her "Candy Bread" that she brings every year. I put some in her Christmas dessert and said I tried to poison her. Just goes to show, she tried to do it first.
Happy Holidays. Grandmas evil. Love Mom.
Louie: Okay, apple cider.
*LATER*
KoolAid: Underwear, socks, game boy advance, gamecube, playstation2, games, rmt control car, a saw, cool, uh, knickknacks and other stuff. Marbles. Here B.C. chew on those. (Knock at door)
(Knock, knock) Boris: Who's there?
KoolAid: Not again.
Boris: Rump. Rump who? Rump roast, hot chocolate. Ha! Ha! Ha!
KoolAid: What do you want now?!!
Boris: My butt's cold, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: uh, so?
(Boris sees all the presents) Boris: Hey, what's all that stuff, hot chocolate? (Walks in) Boris: Ooo. (Spots B.C.) Ahh! It's the evil fish. Hey B.C.
KoolAid: Fine. Play with the fish. Just leave me alone.
*LATER*
Boris: Rrrr!!
KoolAid: What are you doing?
Boris: Loosing, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: At what?
Boris: Your fish. We keep playing the starring contest, hot chocolate. He keeps winning.
KoolAid: Did it ever occur to you that fish don't blink?
Boris: They don't? How do they sleep, hot chocolate?
*MINS LATER*
Boris: Hey look!! I'm wonder woman with really big-
KoolAid: Take that off!!
Boris: What? You get to cross-dress and I don't? That s*cks.
*MINS LATER AGAIN*
Boris: Yeah!! Aha ha ha!
KoolAid: Mrrrmrmr. What are doing now?!!
Boris: Playing with my new pokemon pikachu game, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Ahh! Must kill Eviiiilllllll!! (Snatches game from Boris and stomps on it)
Boris: AAHHHH, HOT CHOCOLATE!!! My game!!
KoolAid: Shut up!
Boris: Wha'd you do that for, hot chocolate?!!
KoolAid: Its evvviiiiiillll! Well, I don't like pikachu either.
Boris: My game, hot chocolate!!!!
KoolAid: Shut up!!
Boris: No, hot chocolate!!!
KoolAid: (Pause) Here. You can have my game boy advance.
Boris: No. I don't want-- (Pause) Ok. Cool.
*LATER*
Boris: My butt's still cold, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: I did not need to know that again. And so?
Boris: I need to warm it up, hot chocolate. (Pause) Hm.
KoolAid: What ever. (Was half way going down stairs when Boris yells)
(Boris jumping up and down) Boris: Ahhh!! My butt's on Fire!! Hot chocolate!!
KoolAid: Wha'd you do?!
Boris: Sit on the radiator!!
KoolAid: Oy. (Slaps forehead) IDIOT!!
Boris: Don't call me and idiot or I'll put your butt on the radiator, hot chocolate!!! (Pause) My BUTT is hot!!
(Opens door and jumps in snow) Boris: Ahwh. (Snow in acre melts)
KoolAid: Now it looks like spring in this acre.
Boris: What? No. I don't need a spring. I bounce up and down just fine, butt.
KoolAid: Oh, yeah. Are you ok, Boris?
Boris: Now if I'm hungry I could just eat my butt, butt.
*FLASHBACK OVER*
This was my first Christmas in Bootown. Boris was scared of radiators and skared for life. My radiator was broken as it was, but who in the world would sit on one? Boris. You'd never find me doing something that stupid. My life is as normal as anything else. Hey look. A dragonfly. O.o. (Pause) A DRAGONFLY!!!?? X.x. (Foom!) AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
--------KoolAid
Disclaimer: um. Stupid chapter. Oh well. That's what review are for. To tell me how stupid my chapters are. I got one review posted on my story. I have no clue how it showed up there cause I didn't do it. It just showed up. . Review.
Dear future me who is reading this now,
So my fish might be a big to friendly. My friends are talking animals. I've been hurt more times in this town than my entire life. Stupid people everywhere and TWIGGY DUMPED ME!! (Sobs) She had to move to another town and long distance relationships don't exactly work out. Anyway I'm not writing on that today.
*FLASHBACK* December 24
The sky was dark and the air was filled with particles of snow. I was talking to Leigh when Biskit came by.
KoolAid: Hey Biskit!
Biskit: Hey. `On my way to see the tree. I saw you. You saw me. It was Christmas` (Walks away)
KoolAid: Never heard that song.
Leigh: She makes up so many things it's hard to keep count. Anyway, as I was saying. I hope you've been good this year, eggnog.
KoolAid: Yeah. I have. (That was such a lie)
Leigh: Good, cause I wanna be the first one to see what Jingle gives you, eggnog.
KoolAid: Aren't we a little too old for that nonsense? (Pause) Who's Jingle?
Leigh: GASP!! You don't know who Jingle is, eggnog!!?
KoolAid: uh. No.
Leigh: He's a reindeer who wears a bright red suit and a hat who soars through the skies on this very night bringing peace, love, and joy for all of us to enjoy and share, eggnog.
KoolAid: Like Santa?
Leigh: (Confused look) Hu? Who's that, eggnog?
KoolAid: The same thing except he's human, fat, goes ho, ho, ho, and soars through the skies in a sled. Pulled by 9 reindeer and one has a red nose.
Leigh: (long pause) Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ow! I'm getting a migrane from laughing so hard, eggnog!
KoolAid: I know. None of it is real.
Leigh: GASP! How dare you say that, eggnog?! Jingle is very much real.
KoolAid: Yeah. Ok. But isn't Christmas really about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ who was born on that day?
Leigh: I know. (Sigh) But I want gifts too, eggnog!! That idiot Jingle doesn't know that. So it's better to receive than give.
KoolAid: Wait. It's the other way around. Well, whatever. I want gifts too.
*LATER* Tailor shop
KoolAid: Hi. Mable, Sable. Merry Christmas.
Mable and Sable: Hi.
Leigh: Hi Sable, eggnog!!
Sable: (silence)
Leigh: Hey. Why did she say hi to you and not me, eggnog?
KoolAid: I'm special.
Mable: Can I help you, KoolAid?
Leigh: I'm here too, eggnog!!
Mable: Can I help you too?
Leigh: No. He came here not me, eggnog.
KoolAid: uh. I wanna design a pattern.
Mable: Ok. Hold on for a sec while I get the stuff.
Leigh: Whatcha going to design eggnog?
KoolAid: Gift wrap.
Leigh: Cool, eggnog. I'll do that next year.
KoolAid: Who'd you get for secret Jingle? Oh. That's what that name was referring to.
Leigh: Man. I got Boris, eggnog. He hates everyone's gifts.
KoolAid: What are you giving him?
Leigh: A smelly old shoe while fishing, eggnog. He, he, he.
*LATER*
Leigh: I gotta go, eggnog.
KoolAid: Why?
Leigh: I still haven't wrapped my families gifts and they're coming over tomorrow, eggnog. KoolAid: Ok. Bye. (Leigh leaves)
KoolAid: I wonder who else is there to talk to.
(Just then a crash is heard in a tree) (Crash) umph!! KoolAid: Hu? Who's there?!
???: Help! Help! Anyone!!
KoolAid: Where are you?!
???: Stuck in a tree!!
KoolAid: That helps. You're going to have to be more specific!!!
???: Hurmph!
*LATER*
(I found the tree but the only way was to) KoolAid: TIMBER!!
(Thud)
???: What h*ll crazed idea was that?!!
KoolAid: MINE! `Mine, mine, mine, mine`
???: Ok? (Begins to walk away)
KoolAid: Hey, wait!! Aren't you Jingle?
Jingle: Why of course. How'd you know?
KoolAid: A little fat birdy told me.
Jingle: Yes. I see. Here's a present. Merry Christmas.
KoolAid: O.o oooo. I wonder what I got.
Jingle: Not till tomorrow.
KoolAid: How'd you get stuck in the tree?
Jingle: I was performing my new half twist dive but it works better in water. Ok. Bye. (Jingle soars off again)
KoolAid: Weird.
???: Hellooo there!! (KoolAid looks around)
KoolAid: Hu? Who the?
???: Here.
KoolAid: AAHHHHH!!! GHOSTS!!!
???: AHHH!!! WHERE?!! (KoolAid turns around)
???: Where?!!
KoolAid: AAHHH!! Talking snowman!!!
SM: No. Its Frosty.
KoolAid: Like Frosty the Snowman?
Frosty: No, like Frosty. But I am a snowman.
KoolAid: (shrugs) Cool!
Frosty: I know. I'm so cool I could be hot, but then I'd melt. While you're here. Can you do me a favor?
KoolAid: Sure.
Frosty: Give me a hand or 2 here.
KoolAid: I said ok.
Frosty: No! I mean stick hands. The idiot who built me forgot my hands.
KoolAid: Oh. Here.
Frosty: I'd take them if they weren't already my hands!!!
KoolAid: Ok. Ok. You don't have to get so frosty about it. Ha! I made a joke.
Frosty: Riiight. Thanks. Since you helped me I'll let you in on a little secret I heard around. If you dress up in different clothes and go to Jingle, he'll think you're a different person and give you another gift.
KoolAid: Sweeet.
Frosty: Before you go. Wanna snow cone?
KoolAid: Nah. Bye.
Frosty: Ahh! No wait. Don't leave me here alone! In the dark, by myself.
KoolAid: What do you want?
Frosty: Company.
KoolAid: Ok. I'll build you a friend.
Frosty: (pause) Could you make it a, uh, er, girlfriend?
*LATER*
KoolAid: Hi Boris.
Boris: Shhh
KoolAid: What?
Boris: I heard Jingle, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Really? Where?
Boris: I don't know. I just missed him, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Where'd you hear him?
Boris: Over there, hot chocolate. (KoolAid suddenly disappears) KoolAid? Where'd you go? Oh well. I like that, hot chocolate.
*KoolAid*
KoolAid: Aha! There he is.
Jingle: What is it? Oh. Hello there. Who are you?
KoolAid: Superman! Cant you see?
Jingle: Yeah. Arent you cold in that thing?
KoolAid: N, n, n, nope.
Jingle: Havent I seen you somewhere before?
KoolAid: uh. No.
Jingle: Yeah I have. When you saved Louis from maniac.
KoolAid: Okay?
Jingle: Here's a gift for you.
KoolAid: Thanks. (Zooms away)
Jingle: He is faster than a speeding bullet. Wow.
*LATER* 11:30 PM
KoolAid: Ahem!
Jingle: Well hello. I'm Jingle and you are?
KoolAid: Batman.
Jingle: Arent you supposed to be stopping the Joker or something?
KoolAid: Yes! After my gift.
Jingle: Ok.
*Christmas Morning* 8 AM
(Jingle gone back wherever he came from and KoolAid got like 20 more gifts from him)
(Knock, knock) (Boris again) Boris: Who's there? Jingle. Jingle who? Jingle all the way. Ha! Ha! Ha! Hot chocolate.
(KoolAid opens door) KoolAid: What do you want now?
Boris: (Pause) Oh, uh, I didn't know KoolAid had company, hot chocolate. I'll come back later.
KoolAid: What are you talking about?
Boris: Just kidding, hot chocolate. I like your getup. Ha! Ha! Ha!
KoolAid: Uhhh. Egh!! (Slams door shut on Boris)
Boris: I'll come back later, hot chocolate. Ha! Ha! Ha! (KoolAid was wearing the last getup from last night which was a wonder woman one)
*LATER*
(Knock, knock) (Guess who) Boris: Who's there? Hot. Hot who? Hot who do? Ha! Ha! Ha! Hot chocolate.
(KoolAid opens door) KoolAid: What?
Boris: Merry Christmas, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Leave me alone. Hu? (Boris welcomes himself in)
Boris: Look at the present Leigh gave me. A nice shoe, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Right.
Boris: Hey, Where'd wonder woman go, hot chocolate?
KoolAid: Funny.
Boris: I know, hot chocolate. Ha! Ha! Ha! I heard it's going to snow today.
KoolAid: So? There's snow everywhere.
Boris: I already snow that, hot chocolate. Ha! Ha! Ha!
KoolAid: Get out.
Boris: Aw. Come on. Don't be a grump on Christmas, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Ok. Please get out.
Boris: Ok, hot chocolate. (Goes outside and stands there)
KoolAid: What are you doing?
Boris: I'm not leaving till you come, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: What could you possibly do during winter?
Boris: Ok. There's ice fishing, ice skating, eating snowflakes and corn flakes or frosted flakes, snowman building, ice sculpting, making snow angels, snow ball fight, sleighing and
KoolAid: SHUT UP!! I'll go!
*MINS LATER*
Boris: Lets go, hot chocolate!!
KoolAid: Before we go, stand over there.
Boris: Why, hot chocolate?
KoolAid: Just do it.
(Boris stands where KoolAid pointed at) (Slams door shut) (Snow falls on Boris from the roof)
KoolAid: Ok. Lets go. (KoolAid walks away)
(Boris still in pile of snow) Boris: AAHHH!!! Its cold, hot chocolate!
*LATER*
(Meets up with Kitty) (Boris arrives along) KoolAid: Hey Kitty.
Kitty: Merry Christmas, mistle toe.
Boris: AHH! WHERE, hot chocolate?!!
Kitty: Where's what, mistle toe?
Boris: AHH! Mistle toe!! Run away, hot chocolate!! (Boris runs away shouting something about its evil)
KoolAid: Anyway. What are you up to?
Kitty: I'm waiting for Bea. We're going sleighing, mistle toe.
KoolAid: Hm.
*LATER*
Louie: Hey, KoolAid, apple cider. What are you doing with that shovel?
KoolAid: Shh. Look.
Boris: Hey! Look out! You're going to fall in that ditch, hot chocolate!!
(Kitty and Bea zoom by on sleighs) Thanks!!
KoolAid: Aggh! Boris!!
Boris: Good thing I saw that ditch, hot chocolate.
Louie: Man Boris! I like you better when your mean, apple cider. (Pushes Boris in ditch)
Boris: Ahh! Uff! Let me out of here, hot chocolate!!
KoolAid: Should we?
Both: Na!
*LATER* KoolAid's house
Louie: Look. You've got mail, apple cider.
KoolAid: Wonder who from. (Grabs mail)
Louie: Whose it from?
KoolAid: My mom. Ehh.
Louie: Ehh? What's wrong with that? I love getting letters, apple cider.
KoolAid: Not from my mom.
Louie: So, whats it say, apple cider?
KoolAid: I'll read it tomorrow.
Louie: Come on!! (Grabs letter)
KoolAid: Hey!!
(Begins to read)
Dear KoolAid,
It's Christmas Eve and your grandmother came to visit. She brought her "Candy Bread" that she brings every year. I put some in her Christmas dessert and said I tried to poison her. Just goes to show, she tried to do it first.
Happy Holidays. Grandmas evil. Love Mom.
Louie: Okay, apple cider.
*LATER*
KoolAid: Underwear, socks, game boy advance, gamecube, playstation2, games, rmt control car, a saw, cool, uh, knickknacks and other stuff. Marbles. Here B.C. chew on those. (Knock at door)
(Knock, knock) Boris: Who's there?
KoolAid: Not again.
Boris: Rump. Rump who? Rump roast, hot chocolate. Ha! Ha! Ha!
KoolAid: What do you want now?!!
Boris: My butt's cold, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: uh, so?
(Boris sees all the presents) Boris: Hey, what's all that stuff, hot chocolate? (Walks in) Boris: Ooo. (Spots B.C.) Ahh! It's the evil fish. Hey B.C.
KoolAid: Fine. Play with the fish. Just leave me alone.
*LATER*
Boris: Rrrr!!
KoolAid: What are you doing?
Boris: Loosing, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: At what?
Boris: Your fish. We keep playing the starring contest, hot chocolate. He keeps winning.
KoolAid: Did it ever occur to you that fish don't blink?
Boris: They don't? How do they sleep, hot chocolate?
*MINS LATER*
Boris: Hey look!! I'm wonder woman with really big-
KoolAid: Take that off!!
Boris: What? You get to cross-dress and I don't? That s*cks.
*MINS LATER AGAIN*
Boris: Yeah!! Aha ha ha!
KoolAid: Mrrrmrmr. What are doing now?!!
Boris: Playing with my new pokemon pikachu game, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: Ahh! Must kill Eviiiilllllll!! (Snatches game from Boris and stomps on it)
Boris: AAHHHH, HOT CHOCOLATE!!! My game!!
KoolAid: Shut up!
Boris: Wha'd you do that for, hot chocolate?!!
KoolAid: Its evvviiiiiillll! Well, I don't like pikachu either.
Boris: My game, hot chocolate!!!!
KoolAid: Shut up!!
Boris: No, hot chocolate!!!
KoolAid: (Pause) Here. You can have my game boy advance.
Boris: No. I don't want-- (Pause) Ok. Cool.
*LATER*
Boris: My butt's still cold, hot chocolate.
KoolAid: I did not need to know that again. And so?
Boris: I need to warm it up, hot chocolate. (Pause) Hm.
KoolAid: What ever. (Was half way going down stairs when Boris yells)
(Boris jumping up and down) Boris: Ahhh!! My butt's on Fire!! Hot chocolate!!
KoolAid: Wha'd you do?!
Boris: Sit on the radiator!!
KoolAid: Oy. (Slaps forehead) IDIOT!!
Boris: Don't call me and idiot or I'll put your butt on the radiator, hot chocolate!!! (Pause) My BUTT is hot!!
(Opens door and jumps in snow) Boris: Ahwh. (Snow in acre melts)
KoolAid: Now it looks like spring in this acre.
Boris: What? No. I don't need a spring. I bounce up and down just fine, butt.
KoolAid: Oh, yeah. Are you ok, Boris?
Boris: Now if I'm hungry I could just eat my butt, butt.
*FLASHBACK OVER*
This was my first Christmas in Bootown. Boris was scared of radiators and skared for life. My radiator was broken as it was, but who in the world would sit on one? Boris. You'd never find me doing something that stupid. My life is as normal as anything else. Hey look. A dragonfly. O.o. (Pause) A DRAGONFLY!!!?? X.x. (Foom!) AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
--------KoolAid
Disclaimer: um. Stupid chapter. Oh well. That's what review are for. To tell me how stupid my chapters are. I got one review posted on my story. I have no clue how it showed up there cause I didn't do it. It just showed up. . Review.