Disclaimer: So what if the stories are long? Learn to read. I do admit the
last chapter was stupid. I do like this one. Oh. I don't own animal
crossing.
Dear uh, book thingy that I write stuff in,
So how stupid was I? I wrote about Christmas before Thanksgiving. I'm dumb. That's no surprise to anyone. Anyways by brother 1stAid visited on Thanksgiving which made things a bit more interesting and lively. Its flashback time!!
*FLASHBACK* Train station
I'm standing there waiting for the arrival of the train so I could greet my brother and show him around town. Despite the fact that I really don't enjoy his particular company. But my parents sent him over so I had to. Mins later the train arrives and a person runs out of the train covering their ears.
Person: AAHHH!!! Eviiil CAT!!!
Rover: Hey KoolAid! Met your brother.
KoolAid: Oh, that's who that was.
Rover: Hu? Anyway. Gotta go. Bye. (Door slams shut and the sound of yelling is heard) Rover: AAHHH!!! My tail is stuck in the ******* door!!!!
KoolAid: Did not need to hear those bright words. (Train leaves.)
KoolAid: I wonder where my brother went?
1stAid: AAHHH!! My ears! They hurt! I hope they're not bleeding!!
KoolAid: There you are. (1stAid grabs on to KoolAid's shirt)
1stAid: Help me I'm blind!
KoolAid: You mean deaf.
1stAid: That too.
KoolAid: Get up you idiot.
1stAid: KoolAid!! I'm so glad its you. I met this annoying cat and I felt my head.
KoolAid: What?
1stAid: What, what?
KoolAid: You felt your head what? About to explode? Erupt?
1stAid: No. I just felt my head.
KoolAid: Rrrr
*HOME*
1stAid: Nice pad.
KoolAid: Its still not the way I want it but its ok.
1stAid: Cool fish.
KoolAid: That's B.C.
1stAid: What does that stand for?
KoolAid: Uhh, I forget.
1stAid: Nice fishy. Yikes. Look at those teeth.
KoolAid: It's a red snapper.
1stAid: Why do they call it that?
KoolAid: Hm. (Evil looking grin spreads across KoolAid's face) Sick em boy! (Fish jumps out of water)
1stAid: Hu? (Crunch)
KoolAid: AAHHH!!!
1stAid: Cool! You taught your fish a trick. It looks painful though.
*LATER*
I went out and showed my brother around to the neighbors.
Bea: Hey, KoolAid. Who's that, stuffin?
1stAid: Stuffin?
KoolAid: I'll explain it to you later. This is my brother 1stAid.
Bea: Well very nice to meet you, stuffin.
1stAid: She's hot. Look. Puppies. Ooo. I'm tellin mom.
KoolAid: Idiot!!
Bea: These are my nephews, stuffin. This is Ay, Cee, and Di.
1stAid: Cool. A, B, C, D. Hee hee hee. (Yeah my brother laughs like a girl)
Di: I smell fish. (Sniff, sniff, sniff)
Ay: Hey. I do too.
Cee: Fishman.
KoolAid: Ehh. I gotta go. You know. Showing my brother around.
1stAid: No. I wanna stay and see if them puppies sniff you out.
KoolAid: Come on.
*MINS LATER*
KoolAid: This is my brother 1stAid.
Kitty: Hi. I'm Kitty, turkey.
1stAid: Turkey?
KoolAid: Shh.
Kitty: And this is my little sister, Currl, turkey.
Currl: I'm hungry. When are we going to eat, peas?
Kitty: Shh!! You ungrateful child. Don't you see we have visitors, turkey?
Currl: Turkey? Where, peas? I smell fish though.
KoolAid: Uh, leaving.
Kitty: Ok, turkey.
*BEACH*
1stAid: Hi. I'm 1stAid. KoolAid's brother.
Louie: Hi, mashed potaters.
1stAid: Hu?
Louie: This is my cousin, Chimp, mashed potaters.
Chimp: Hi, yams.
1stAid: Yams?
KoolAid: Louie you never told me about your cousin before.
Louie: Well it slipped my mind, mashed potaters.
Chimp: Riiight. So, you going to the annual turkey day celebration by the wishing well, yams?
KoolAid: Yup. Just on our way there.
Louie: Catch you there, mashed potaters.
*MINS LATER*
1stAid: Hey, look. A seashell.
KoolAid: Yeah. Just like all the other ones we passed.
1stAid: But this one is cool. (Puts to ear)
KoolAid: What are you doing?
1stAid: Shh. Listening.
KoolAid: To what?! We are right by the sea!
1stAid: I see. Yup. Uh huh.
KoolAid: What?
1stAid: Shut up! They're talking to me.
KoolAid: Who?!
1stAid: The shell people.
KoolAid: Ok. Put, the shell, down.
1stAid: No!
KoolAid: Ok. Give it to me.
1stAid: No!! Mua ha ha!! (Stokes shell) Mine! All mine!! Mua ha ha. (Runs toward music coming from wishing well celebration)
KoolAid: You need help!!
1stAid: I know!! Mua ha ha!!
KoolAid: Ok. Hu? (Spots someone behind light house) Hi there.
???: Whaaa!!! AHHHH!!! AHHH!!!!
KoolAid: Ahh!! Ok! What's your problem?!
???: DON'T EAT ME!!!!
KoolAid: Why would I do that?
???: Cause I'm a turkey and its Thanksgiving!!
KoolAid: I really don't eat turkey. I just like the stuffing!! (Eye twitches and makes crazy sounding laugh) Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!! (Turkey steps back) Hey. Where ya going?!
???: Away from you.
KoolAid: Hey! I just wanted to help.
???: That's help? You need help.
KoolAid: So what's your problem?
???: Well first off my name is Franklin and secondly EVERYONE WANTS TO EAT ME!!! AHHH!!
KoolAid: Then why'd you come here?
Franklin: Your mayor sent me a letter. I still remember what it said.
KoolAid: You don't have to tell me. Judging the mayor I'd know he's up to somethin.
Franklin: So, could you help me?
KoolAid: How?
Franklin: The table over by the wishing well has lots of knives and forks and pointy big knives and more forks and -
KoolAid: Ok! You want me nab them for you?
Franklin: Could you?
KoolAid: After that then what?
Franklin: You give them to me and I'll give you something to reward.
KoolAid: Ok.
*WISHING WELL*
(Boris lying on ground) Boris: *hic* Isn't this a great party, gobble?
KoolAid: Are you drunk?
Boris: Maybe. *hic* Since there's nothing to dine on. Since we have no turkey. *hic* I found a bottle of Tequila, gobble. Isn't affecting me much. *hic* I'm a pig, gobble.
KoolAid: Then stop saying gobble.
Boris: *hic* Ok then, moo. Ha ha ha ha ha! *hic* (Leigh walks up)
Leigh: Stay away from him, corn. He's out, uh, well he's out.
Boris: I am not out!! *hic* (Gulk, gulp, gulk) Shoo kan shtill oondurrshant nee. *hic* Mnnooouu. (Colapses)
KoolAid: Okay.
Leigh: This is terrible, corn. There cant be a feast with no turkey, corn.
KoolAid: So? What can I do?
Leigh: I don't know, corn. I'll think of something, porn.
KoolAid: Did you just say porn?
Leigh: No------uh-----I said corn.
(KoolAid walks over to the table with the knives) KoolAid: Hey Biskit.
Biskit: Hi! I'm watching the table this year, gravy.
KoolAid: Why?
Biskit: Cause year after year all the forks and knives keep disappearing, gravy. That wont happen this year. Ha! I have a keen sense and quick reflexes, gravy. No one can get near me now!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (Lightning and thunder are heard) Hu? Lets just hope it doesn't rain, gravy.
KoolAid: Crud! How do I get passed Biskit?
Boris: You can give her this!!
KoolAid: What the? Weren't you drunk and out cold?
Boris: I was? Well, as I said. I'm a pig. These things don't really affect me, rice.
KoolAid: But isn't that like the strongest stuff?
Boris: I'm just swine, rice. Ha ha ha! Get it? Swine?
KoolAid: Whatever. Gime that. (Walks over to Biskit) Hey, Biskit. Say ahhh.
Biskit: Why would I say yaa (Gulk, gulk, gulk) *hic* (Passes out)
KoolAid: How long will she be out?
Boris: She's a dog! I say, hmm, about a week, rice.
KoolAid: Ok. That's plenty of time.
*BEACH*
Boris: What are we doing with the utensils, rice?
KoolAid: You'll find out soon enough. Hm. I wonder where my brother went off to.
1stAid: AAHHH!! The shell people bit me ear!! (Runs around in circles) (Falls)
KoolAid: Idiot! That's one of those hermit things.
1stAid: Oh. Hi, Hermit.
KoolAid: Sighs. Have you seen a turkey around here?
1stAid: (Really long pause)
KoolAid: Never mind.
Boris: That's your brother, rice? It seems you have a lot in common.
KoolAid: How's that?
Boris: You both are dumb and have something that bites you, rice. Ha ha ha!
*LATER*
1stAid: Can I help?
KoolAid: No.
1stAid: Can I help?
KoolAid: No!
1stAid: Can I help?
KoolAid: I said no!!
Boris: Your brother has a problem, rice.
KoolAid: I know.
1stAid: I'm not leaving till you give me an answer.
KoolAid: I already gave you an answer!!
1stAid: Till you give me the correct answer.
KoolAid: -_- Scram!!
1stAid: Hug!
KoolAid: What?
1stAid: You need a hug!
*LATER*
KoolAid: There you are.
Franklin: Ahh!! What are you doing with those knives?! I knew I couldn't trust you! Now you come to eat me!!
KoolAid: They're for you!!
Franklin: Ahh!! For me?! To feast on me!! Oh, wait. Thanks.
Boris: A turkey, rice.
1stAid: Ugh. I'm starving.
Franklin: Ahh! Don't eat me!!
1stAid: Euu! You're raw. Why would I wanna do that?
Boris: I know what it is to be hunted for, rice. But I usually scare them away with a fart or something.
1stAid: I like chasing turkeys.
KoolAid: You better not!
Franklin: Actually that's fun.
KoolAid: Hu?
Franklin: Oh. Here. Thanks again.
KoolAid: Cool.
1stAid: I'm still hungry!!
Boris: I got pumpkin pie at home, rice.
1stAid: I don't like pumpkin.
KoolAid: Mine! All mine!! Mua ha ha ha!! (All stare at him weirdly) Uh--- yeah.
*LATER*
1stAid: But you cant have thanksgiving without a turkey for dinner.
Boris: But we do have a turkey, rice. A turkey friend over for dinner.
Franklin: Oh, I get it.
KoolAid: I don't. Lets go check out if Nook is selling any frozen turkeys.
Franklin: NOOOO!!! Just kidding. I eat turkey too. (All stare in amazement) What? Just because I'm a turkey doesn't mean a thing. As long as its not my family, I'm fine with it. The rest of the year we could just eat chicken, beef, or pork.
Boris: Hey!!
Franklin: Or turtle soup!! Mua ha ha ha ha ha hah. (Thunder and lightning are heard)
KoolAid: Where does that keep coming from?
*NOOKS SHOP*
Nook: I sell turkey, yes. But it'll cost you a pretty bell since you waited till today to buy one.
KoolAid: How much?
Nook: 5000 bells.
KoolAid: What?! I could buy a turkey farm for that.
Franklin: No you can't.
KoolAid: I'm making a point.
Nook: Take it or leave it, yes.
KoolAid: Ugh! Here.
Nook: Thank you for shopping at Nook and go. (Gives turkey) (Thud)
Boris: That's a big turkey, rice!! That doesn't fit in an oven!!
Nook: You could buy one that size.
KoolAid: Ok. I'll look.
1stAid: Ooo. Whats this?
Nook: Don't touch that!
1stAid: Ooo. How about this?
Nook: Stop!
1stAid: or this!
Nook: For paying customers only!!
1stAid: What's a lovely bed?
Nook: Are you listening?!!
1stAid: No.
Nook: Ha! You just did!
1stAid: Man!
KoolAid: Here, fat guy.
Nook: Oh sweet bells.
KoolAid: Ok, fat guy!!
Boris: Cool, rice. Now you're doing it too.
KoolAid: Doing what, fat guy?
Boris: Listen to yourself, rice.
1stAid: Hey, KoolAid. Now you're using them weird puns too.
KoolAid: No I'm not, fat guy. (Pause) AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
1stAid: Oooo. I want a pun too!!
*LATER*
1stAid: I don't think that'll fit through the door.
Boris: No, really, rice?
1stAid: Really.
Boris: Ugh.
Franklin: How do we get it in?
1stAid: No use asking KoolAid. He's still not talking.
Boris: Both of you are idiots, rice!! You just stick it in your pocket!!
Franklin: Well if you're so smart, why don't you just do it?!
Boris: I haven't got any pockets, rice!!
1stAid: How do you stick something that massive in your pockets? And if you can I cant cause my pockets have minds of their own.
*MINS LATER* Finally inside
1stAid: I'm still hungry!
Boris: So, rice?!
1stAid: Who knows how to cook a turkey feast?
Franklin: I do! (All stare in amazement again) I'm a cannibal!! Ha ha ha ha!!! (All step away slowly) Ok, I just take cooking classes for clucks!
*LATER*
Boris: AHH!! Eviiil fish!! Hey B.C.
1stAid: Stay away from that thing.
Boris: Nah! I do that all the time, rice. AHH!! Eviiil fish!!
1stAid: Ok?
Boris: Since KoolAid isn't talking lets play the quiet game, rice. Whoever last the longest wins, rice. Ok. 1, 2, 3. Go! (Silence) ------------
*20 MINS LATER*
1stAid: ---mph------AHHH!!! I can't take it anymore!! I smell food! Must eat! (Runs into kitchen wherever it is)
Boris: Ha! I win, rice. Now, KoolAid you say something. (Silence) Speak to me, rice! Oh no. We're gonna have to do CPR.
KoolAid: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Boris: Ha! You're such a moron, rice!!
*10 PM or so*
(The food was all set and done but it seemed like there was to much.) 1stAid:-----
KoolAid: -----
Boris: What are you doing, rice?
KoolAid: Saying grace and thanking God for the food we got.
Boris: Oh yeah. That thing, rice. Grace and thank God! There. Can we eat now, rice?!!
1stAid: Now who's the idiot? You don't even know what Thanksgiving is about.
Boris: What? Wha'd I do, rice? (Knock at door) (KoolAid answers)
KoolAid: Hullo?
Bea: Hi, stuffin.
Ay, Cee, and Di: Fishman!
KoolAid: What's up?
Bea: Unfortunately the wishing well celebration wasn't going so good since there was no turkey, stuffin. So I thought we could come here for Thanksgiving, stuffin.
KoolAid: No! (Slams door in Bea's face)
Bea: We brought pumpkin pie, stuffin. (Opens door)
KoolAid: Come on in. (Takes pie) Mine! All mine! Mua ha ha ha ha!!! (Thunder and lightning are heard again) AHHH!!! GHOSTS!! (Runs inside) (Slams door shut)
*FLASHBACK OVER*
Soon enough everyone started coming by with food cause they smelled the turkey. The last person to come in was the mayor. He comes to the door, I open it, talks a lot, blah blah blah sure come on in. Then he spots Franklin. Franklin spots him back and yells YOU!!! Then chases the mayor all over the house. Everyone laughed. Ha ha ha! But what I liked the most was all the pumpkin pies!!!
-----KoolAid
Disclaimer: This is the last story I got written down. So now I'm taking ideas for my next chapters. Tell me if you liked this one. Review!! Review or, or, I dunno yet. But review!!!
Dear uh, book thingy that I write stuff in,
So how stupid was I? I wrote about Christmas before Thanksgiving. I'm dumb. That's no surprise to anyone. Anyways by brother 1stAid visited on Thanksgiving which made things a bit more interesting and lively. Its flashback time!!
*FLASHBACK* Train station
I'm standing there waiting for the arrival of the train so I could greet my brother and show him around town. Despite the fact that I really don't enjoy his particular company. But my parents sent him over so I had to. Mins later the train arrives and a person runs out of the train covering their ears.
Person: AAHHH!!! Eviiil CAT!!!
Rover: Hey KoolAid! Met your brother.
KoolAid: Oh, that's who that was.
Rover: Hu? Anyway. Gotta go. Bye. (Door slams shut and the sound of yelling is heard) Rover: AAHHH!!! My tail is stuck in the ******* door!!!!
KoolAid: Did not need to hear those bright words. (Train leaves.)
KoolAid: I wonder where my brother went?
1stAid: AAHHH!! My ears! They hurt! I hope they're not bleeding!!
KoolAid: There you are. (1stAid grabs on to KoolAid's shirt)
1stAid: Help me I'm blind!
KoolAid: You mean deaf.
1stAid: That too.
KoolAid: Get up you idiot.
1stAid: KoolAid!! I'm so glad its you. I met this annoying cat and I felt my head.
KoolAid: What?
1stAid: What, what?
KoolAid: You felt your head what? About to explode? Erupt?
1stAid: No. I just felt my head.
KoolAid: Rrrr
*HOME*
1stAid: Nice pad.
KoolAid: Its still not the way I want it but its ok.
1stAid: Cool fish.
KoolAid: That's B.C.
1stAid: What does that stand for?
KoolAid: Uhh, I forget.
1stAid: Nice fishy. Yikes. Look at those teeth.
KoolAid: It's a red snapper.
1stAid: Why do they call it that?
KoolAid: Hm. (Evil looking grin spreads across KoolAid's face) Sick em boy! (Fish jumps out of water)
1stAid: Hu? (Crunch)
KoolAid: AAHHH!!!
1stAid: Cool! You taught your fish a trick. It looks painful though.
*LATER*
I went out and showed my brother around to the neighbors.
Bea: Hey, KoolAid. Who's that, stuffin?
1stAid: Stuffin?
KoolAid: I'll explain it to you later. This is my brother 1stAid.
Bea: Well very nice to meet you, stuffin.
1stAid: She's hot. Look. Puppies. Ooo. I'm tellin mom.
KoolAid: Idiot!!
Bea: These are my nephews, stuffin. This is Ay, Cee, and Di.
1stAid: Cool. A, B, C, D. Hee hee hee. (Yeah my brother laughs like a girl)
Di: I smell fish. (Sniff, sniff, sniff)
Ay: Hey. I do too.
Cee: Fishman.
KoolAid: Ehh. I gotta go. You know. Showing my brother around.
1stAid: No. I wanna stay and see if them puppies sniff you out.
KoolAid: Come on.
*MINS LATER*
KoolAid: This is my brother 1stAid.
Kitty: Hi. I'm Kitty, turkey.
1stAid: Turkey?
KoolAid: Shh.
Kitty: And this is my little sister, Currl, turkey.
Currl: I'm hungry. When are we going to eat, peas?
Kitty: Shh!! You ungrateful child. Don't you see we have visitors, turkey?
Currl: Turkey? Where, peas? I smell fish though.
KoolAid: Uh, leaving.
Kitty: Ok, turkey.
*BEACH*
1stAid: Hi. I'm 1stAid. KoolAid's brother.
Louie: Hi, mashed potaters.
1stAid: Hu?
Louie: This is my cousin, Chimp, mashed potaters.
Chimp: Hi, yams.
1stAid: Yams?
KoolAid: Louie you never told me about your cousin before.
Louie: Well it slipped my mind, mashed potaters.
Chimp: Riiight. So, you going to the annual turkey day celebration by the wishing well, yams?
KoolAid: Yup. Just on our way there.
Louie: Catch you there, mashed potaters.
*MINS LATER*
1stAid: Hey, look. A seashell.
KoolAid: Yeah. Just like all the other ones we passed.
1stAid: But this one is cool. (Puts to ear)
KoolAid: What are you doing?
1stAid: Shh. Listening.
KoolAid: To what?! We are right by the sea!
1stAid: I see. Yup. Uh huh.
KoolAid: What?
1stAid: Shut up! They're talking to me.
KoolAid: Who?!
1stAid: The shell people.
KoolAid: Ok. Put, the shell, down.
1stAid: No!
KoolAid: Ok. Give it to me.
1stAid: No!! Mua ha ha!! (Stokes shell) Mine! All mine!! Mua ha ha. (Runs toward music coming from wishing well celebration)
KoolAid: You need help!!
1stAid: I know!! Mua ha ha!!
KoolAid: Ok. Hu? (Spots someone behind light house) Hi there.
???: Whaaa!!! AHHHH!!! AHHH!!!!
KoolAid: Ahh!! Ok! What's your problem?!
???: DON'T EAT ME!!!!
KoolAid: Why would I do that?
???: Cause I'm a turkey and its Thanksgiving!!
KoolAid: I really don't eat turkey. I just like the stuffing!! (Eye twitches and makes crazy sounding laugh) Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!! (Turkey steps back) Hey. Where ya going?!
???: Away from you.
KoolAid: Hey! I just wanted to help.
???: That's help? You need help.
KoolAid: So what's your problem?
???: Well first off my name is Franklin and secondly EVERYONE WANTS TO EAT ME!!! AHHH!!
KoolAid: Then why'd you come here?
Franklin: Your mayor sent me a letter. I still remember what it said.
KoolAid: You don't have to tell me. Judging the mayor I'd know he's up to somethin.
Franklin: So, could you help me?
KoolAid: How?
Franklin: The table over by the wishing well has lots of knives and forks and pointy big knives and more forks and -
KoolAid: Ok! You want me nab them for you?
Franklin: Could you?
KoolAid: After that then what?
Franklin: You give them to me and I'll give you something to reward.
KoolAid: Ok.
*WISHING WELL*
(Boris lying on ground) Boris: *hic* Isn't this a great party, gobble?
KoolAid: Are you drunk?
Boris: Maybe. *hic* Since there's nothing to dine on. Since we have no turkey. *hic* I found a bottle of Tequila, gobble. Isn't affecting me much. *hic* I'm a pig, gobble.
KoolAid: Then stop saying gobble.
Boris: *hic* Ok then, moo. Ha ha ha ha ha! *hic* (Leigh walks up)
Leigh: Stay away from him, corn. He's out, uh, well he's out.
Boris: I am not out!! *hic* (Gulk, gulp, gulk) Shoo kan shtill oondurrshant nee. *hic* Mnnooouu. (Colapses)
KoolAid: Okay.
Leigh: This is terrible, corn. There cant be a feast with no turkey, corn.
KoolAid: So? What can I do?
Leigh: I don't know, corn. I'll think of something, porn.
KoolAid: Did you just say porn?
Leigh: No------uh-----I said corn.
(KoolAid walks over to the table with the knives) KoolAid: Hey Biskit.
Biskit: Hi! I'm watching the table this year, gravy.
KoolAid: Why?
Biskit: Cause year after year all the forks and knives keep disappearing, gravy. That wont happen this year. Ha! I have a keen sense and quick reflexes, gravy. No one can get near me now!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (Lightning and thunder are heard) Hu? Lets just hope it doesn't rain, gravy.
KoolAid: Crud! How do I get passed Biskit?
Boris: You can give her this!!
KoolAid: What the? Weren't you drunk and out cold?
Boris: I was? Well, as I said. I'm a pig. These things don't really affect me, rice.
KoolAid: But isn't that like the strongest stuff?
Boris: I'm just swine, rice. Ha ha ha! Get it? Swine?
KoolAid: Whatever. Gime that. (Walks over to Biskit) Hey, Biskit. Say ahhh.
Biskit: Why would I say yaa (Gulk, gulk, gulk) *hic* (Passes out)
KoolAid: How long will she be out?
Boris: She's a dog! I say, hmm, about a week, rice.
KoolAid: Ok. That's plenty of time.
*BEACH*
Boris: What are we doing with the utensils, rice?
KoolAid: You'll find out soon enough. Hm. I wonder where my brother went off to.
1stAid: AAHHH!! The shell people bit me ear!! (Runs around in circles) (Falls)
KoolAid: Idiot! That's one of those hermit things.
1stAid: Oh. Hi, Hermit.
KoolAid: Sighs. Have you seen a turkey around here?
1stAid: (Really long pause)
KoolAid: Never mind.
Boris: That's your brother, rice? It seems you have a lot in common.
KoolAid: How's that?
Boris: You both are dumb and have something that bites you, rice. Ha ha ha!
*LATER*
1stAid: Can I help?
KoolAid: No.
1stAid: Can I help?
KoolAid: No!
1stAid: Can I help?
KoolAid: I said no!!
Boris: Your brother has a problem, rice.
KoolAid: I know.
1stAid: I'm not leaving till you give me an answer.
KoolAid: I already gave you an answer!!
1stAid: Till you give me the correct answer.
KoolAid: -_- Scram!!
1stAid: Hug!
KoolAid: What?
1stAid: You need a hug!
*LATER*
KoolAid: There you are.
Franklin: Ahh!! What are you doing with those knives?! I knew I couldn't trust you! Now you come to eat me!!
KoolAid: They're for you!!
Franklin: Ahh!! For me?! To feast on me!! Oh, wait. Thanks.
Boris: A turkey, rice.
1stAid: Ugh. I'm starving.
Franklin: Ahh! Don't eat me!!
1stAid: Euu! You're raw. Why would I wanna do that?
Boris: I know what it is to be hunted for, rice. But I usually scare them away with a fart or something.
1stAid: I like chasing turkeys.
KoolAid: You better not!
Franklin: Actually that's fun.
KoolAid: Hu?
Franklin: Oh. Here. Thanks again.
KoolAid: Cool.
1stAid: I'm still hungry!!
Boris: I got pumpkin pie at home, rice.
1stAid: I don't like pumpkin.
KoolAid: Mine! All mine!! Mua ha ha ha!! (All stare at him weirdly) Uh--- yeah.
*LATER*
1stAid: But you cant have thanksgiving without a turkey for dinner.
Boris: But we do have a turkey, rice. A turkey friend over for dinner.
Franklin: Oh, I get it.
KoolAid: I don't. Lets go check out if Nook is selling any frozen turkeys.
Franklin: NOOOO!!! Just kidding. I eat turkey too. (All stare in amazement) What? Just because I'm a turkey doesn't mean a thing. As long as its not my family, I'm fine with it. The rest of the year we could just eat chicken, beef, or pork.
Boris: Hey!!
Franklin: Or turtle soup!! Mua ha ha ha ha ha hah. (Thunder and lightning are heard)
KoolAid: Where does that keep coming from?
*NOOKS SHOP*
Nook: I sell turkey, yes. But it'll cost you a pretty bell since you waited till today to buy one.
KoolAid: How much?
Nook: 5000 bells.
KoolAid: What?! I could buy a turkey farm for that.
Franklin: No you can't.
KoolAid: I'm making a point.
Nook: Take it or leave it, yes.
KoolAid: Ugh! Here.
Nook: Thank you for shopping at Nook and go. (Gives turkey) (Thud)
Boris: That's a big turkey, rice!! That doesn't fit in an oven!!
Nook: You could buy one that size.
KoolAid: Ok. I'll look.
1stAid: Ooo. Whats this?
Nook: Don't touch that!
1stAid: Ooo. How about this?
Nook: Stop!
1stAid: or this!
Nook: For paying customers only!!
1stAid: What's a lovely bed?
Nook: Are you listening?!!
1stAid: No.
Nook: Ha! You just did!
1stAid: Man!
KoolAid: Here, fat guy.
Nook: Oh sweet bells.
KoolAid: Ok, fat guy!!
Boris: Cool, rice. Now you're doing it too.
KoolAid: Doing what, fat guy?
Boris: Listen to yourself, rice.
1stAid: Hey, KoolAid. Now you're using them weird puns too.
KoolAid: No I'm not, fat guy. (Pause) AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
1stAid: Oooo. I want a pun too!!
*LATER*
1stAid: I don't think that'll fit through the door.
Boris: No, really, rice?
1stAid: Really.
Boris: Ugh.
Franklin: How do we get it in?
1stAid: No use asking KoolAid. He's still not talking.
Boris: Both of you are idiots, rice!! You just stick it in your pocket!!
Franklin: Well if you're so smart, why don't you just do it?!
Boris: I haven't got any pockets, rice!!
1stAid: How do you stick something that massive in your pockets? And if you can I cant cause my pockets have minds of their own.
*MINS LATER* Finally inside
1stAid: I'm still hungry!
Boris: So, rice?!
1stAid: Who knows how to cook a turkey feast?
Franklin: I do! (All stare in amazement again) I'm a cannibal!! Ha ha ha ha!!! (All step away slowly) Ok, I just take cooking classes for clucks!
*LATER*
Boris: AHH!! Eviiil fish!! Hey B.C.
1stAid: Stay away from that thing.
Boris: Nah! I do that all the time, rice. AHH!! Eviiil fish!!
1stAid: Ok?
Boris: Since KoolAid isn't talking lets play the quiet game, rice. Whoever last the longest wins, rice. Ok. 1, 2, 3. Go! (Silence) ------------
*20 MINS LATER*
1stAid: ---mph------AHHH!!! I can't take it anymore!! I smell food! Must eat! (Runs into kitchen wherever it is)
Boris: Ha! I win, rice. Now, KoolAid you say something. (Silence) Speak to me, rice! Oh no. We're gonna have to do CPR.
KoolAid: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Boris: Ha! You're such a moron, rice!!
*10 PM or so*
(The food was all set and done but it seemed like there was to much.) 1stAid:-----
KoolAid: -----
Boris: What are you doing, rice?
KoolAid: Saying grace and thanking God for the food we got.
Boris: Oh yeah. That thing, rice. Grace and thank God! There. Can we eat now, rice?!!
1stAid: Now who's the idiot? You don't even know what Thanksgiving is about.
Boris: What? Wha'd I do, rice? (Knock at door) (KoolAid answers)
KoolAid: Hullo?
Bea: Hi, stuffin.
Ay, Cee, and Di: Fishman!
KoolAid: What's up?
Bea: Unfortunately the wishing well celebration wasn't going so good since there was no turkey, stuffin. So I thought we could come here for Thanksgiving, stuffin.
KoolAid: No! (Slams door in Bea's face)
Bea: We brought pumpkin pie, stuffin. (Opens door)
KoolAid: Come on in. (Takes pie) Mine! All mine! Mua ha ha ha ha!!! (Thunder and lightning are heard again) AHHH!!! GHOSTS!! (Runs inside) (Slams door shut)
*FLASHBACK OVER*
Soon enough everyone started coming by with food cause they smelled the turkey. The last person to come in was the mayor. He comes to the door, I open it, talks a lot, blah blah blah sure come on in. Then he spots Franklin. Franklin spots him back and yells YOU!!! Then chases the mayor all over the house. Everyone laughed. Ha ha ha! But what I liked the most was all the pumpkin pies!!!
-----KoolAid
Disclaimer: This is the last story I got written down. So now I'm taking ideas for my next chapters. Tell me if you liked this one. Review!! Review or, or, I dunno yet. But review!!!