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Dear book thing--------Ok! It's a Journal!! So there!!!
Dear Journal, That sounds stupid.
Not many people like traveling to different places especially me. I just like staying at home being a bum and doing absolutely nothing. But ever since I went to this towns island I've been wanting to get out more.
*FLASHBACK* Saturday Night. 9 or so.
(Knock at door) Knock, Knock. (Boris again. He's hopeless. So are his corny jokes)
Boris: Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel, pigfly. Ha ha ha!
By that time he had already let himself in and started showing B.C. some stuff he bought for him.
KoolAid: Why don't you ever get me anything?
Boris: Do some work, pigfly.
KoolAid: Why? B.C. never does anything.
Boris: Yeah he does, pigfly. He protects me from you. Ha ha ha!
KoolAid: Ha ha.
Boris: Hey! A stereo. Got any music, pigfly?
KoolAid: No. Where do if from?
Boris: From Totakeke, pigfly.
KoolAid: Titicaca?
Boris: Totakeke, pigfly!
KoolAid: Totokiki?
Boris: Nevermind! You could just meet him, pigfly. He's here tonight.
KoolAid: Who?
Boris: Totakeke. By the train station, pigfly.
*TRAIN STATION*
KoolAid: Why do you have such big eyes grandma?
K.K: What?
KoolAid: And what big ears you have.
K.K: Hey!!
KoolAid: And what HUGE eyebrows you got.
K.K: STOP THAT!!
KoolAid: Ok.
K.K: Now for the last time. Do you have any requests?
KoolAid: No.
K.K: Any type of music you wanna hear?
KoolAid: Anything.
K.K: How about 2 days ago? Its one of my secrets rifts.
KoolAid: Cool. But it sorta sounds like love song. I don't like that. (K.K. gives an evil glare)
K.K: Then your gonna love this one.
KoolAid: Uh. (K.K. begins to play and sing the song) THAT'S A LOVE SONG!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (KoolAid runs away but song can be heard throughout whole town)
*BEACH*
KoolAid: Must swim for life!! (KoolAid was about to jump in when he spots a corpse lying on the shores of the beach) (Walks over to body) Hullo? Are you dead?
???: Mmmrmrn
KoolAid: Did that music do that to you?
???: Nmmrm
KoolAid: Yeah. I know. Its awful hu?
???: .Hu? What? Who are you? Anyway thanks for saving me. I'm Gulliver.
KoolAid: Uh yeah. What happen to you?
Gulliver: First, Where is that beautiful music coming from? Am I in Heaven?
KoolAid: No.
Gulliver: Ahhh! I'm in the other place!! I knew you were too ugly for Heaven!! Ahhh!!
KoolAid: Hey!! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gulliver: (Pause) Oh. Hm. Ok. So I'll tell you what happen.
KoolAid: Rrrr
Gulliver: I was on the ship and eating lunch. I had this big fat juicy bean burrito. So, I ate it. Later I found out it might have been undercooked. I rushed to the toilet when all of a sudden a storm hit!! Massive waves struck the ship rocking it forthward and onward back. The ship became flooded like empty galleys after football season. (KoolAid gets a confused look but Gulliver continues) The slimy pours of the sea towered away at the boat. Then!! The toilet flushed by itself!! And I felt myself fading away as I got sucked down the goo covered pipes and spat out at sea!! And I awoke here. Thank you for saving me.
KoolAid: Okaaayy. But I really didn-
Gulliver: Here. I travel many places. Enjoy.
KoolAid: Ok.
Gulliver: Well I got to go find my ship and crew again. I'll see you some time soon.
KoolAid: Sumthin tells me we will see soon again. Real soon.
Gulliver: What's that supposed to mean?
KoolAid: Nothing.
Gulliver: Ok. (Gulliver jumps in ocean and begin to swim out to sea)
KoolAid: Hey!! Couldn't you have just flown??!! Ah. Well. I forget they are all idiots around here.
KoolAid was about to head back because K.K. had finally finished his song, when he spots a docked boat. Walks over to boat. There was a fairly weird lookin guy on board. More to say a turtle with a bad hair day or sumthin.
KoolAid: Nice boat.
???: Well hi there yer kiddling. I'm Kapp'n. This here is yer ship.
KoolAid: My ship?
Kapp'n: No me young vigilante. Yar need to learn the seas lar.
KoolAid: uh.yeah.
Kapp'n: Hm. Have ye ever been to this here towns irelan?
KoolAid: You mean island? No.
Kapp'n: That's what ar say, irelan.
KoolAid: Right.
Kapp'n: Well if ye'v never been yar I'll take ye.
KoolAid: I'll pass.
Kapp'n: What? Are ye fraid of a bit of salten water?
KoolAid: Yeah.
Kapp'n: Oh. Hm. Well get aboard laddie for this here Kapp'n has never laid ye astray.
KoolAid: (Pause) Ah. Like theres anything else to do at this time a night. (KoolAid boards the boat)
Kapp'n: Yo ho ho and a bottle of sea cucumbers turd.
KoolAid: Uh. Maybe I'll stay afterward.
Kapp'n: Yar nonsense and besides I've shoved off te ye briny sea.
KoolAid looks at the water and begins to feel sick
Kapp'n: What's wrong ye there laddie? Ye look paler than yar sea sick clam. I know, what ye need is a bit of ye heres Kapp'ns advise.
Then he starts rambling all these weird sayings and stuff in a song. It was just plain confusing.
Kapp'n:
Back in ye days I had meself a pet clam
I had to admit tho the stinker smelled like ham
Ye was unspicable and yar predictable
So thars why I named him Sam.
KoolAid: Um.
Kapp'n: How ye like me songs?
KoolAid: Are we there yet?
Kapp'n: Hold tight laddie wese only a quarter of a ways there. (starts to sing again)
The life at sea its what yer was ment to do
I like ye travels to spook em with a boo
They get quite surprised and begins to just cries
All of ye sudden they want me to sue.
(Kapp'n trying to give some advice)
I'll tell ye lad. Nar never wears pink socks to ye mums funeral.
KoolAid: What? (Pause) Are we there now?!
Kapp'n: Almost ye unpatient lad. Now ye turn to sing ye last song before ye arrives.
KoolAid: What? No way.
Kapp'n: Then I guess ye just wanna stay here out at sea.
KoolAid: Rrr. Hu? Hi Gulliver. (Gulliver swims by)
Kapp'n: Anywho's. Sing or stay yar for till sing.
KoolAid: (groans) Ok! Um.
I had a clam and it tasted like ham.
There once was a lady who lived in a shoe.
And that's who I am.
Kapp'n: Again.
KoolAid: And that's who I am.
Kapp'n: Not bad for ye first time. Works on that a bit mur and ye'll get better.
KoolAid: Yeah. Right.
Kapp'n: Ok lad. We're here now get off yar little stink pod. In a good way I means it.
KoolAid gets off and begins to look around at the lustrous looking island.
KoolAid: Whats the name of this island?
Kapp'n: Well Booisle's of course. Not many town fellers come to this here isle. A shame.
KoolAid: Does anyone live here?
Kapp'n: Yar check it out for ye self. Ye'd be surprised.
KoolAid walks around the island a bit
KoolAid: This is great. Peace. Finally.
Lays down on grass and looks up at the stars. The pleasant song of crickets loom the air like a bad fart but sept this is good. Before I knew it I had drifted off to sleep in the warmth of the night and the tunes of the crickets and sea.
*MORNING*
PLONK!!
KoolAid: Ow!! What the? Hu? A coconut. Ow. (rubs head) Man. I fell asleep. What time is it? (looks up and spots a bungalow) I didn't see that before. (walks up and knocks on door)
???: Hello? (Animal opens door and walks out)
KoolAid: Hi, I'm KoolAid.
???: Wow! A person! Here, seed!
KoolAid: Uh. Yeah?
???: Its been so long since I saw someone else besides that there half nut Kapp'n, seed.
KoolAid: Hm. Maybe I should be going.
???: No! I mean. Come in. Hi, I'm Elina, seed.
KoolAid: Well ok.
Elina hovers closely by KoolAid
KoolAid: Um. Nice place you got here.
Elina: (Staring at KoolAid's face bout an inch and a half away) Thanks. I don't have much as you can see, seed. That's what happens when you live all alone.
KoolAid: Uh. Sorry to hear.
Elina: What brings you here anyway, seed? Do you live on the main land or are you just visiting? Did you know you're the first human I ever saw, seed?
KoolAid: Yeah. Something nudged me to that.
Elina: Really? How's that, seed?
KoolAid has to move his head a bit back and stares at Elina
Elina: Oh. Sorry, seed.
KoolAid: It's ok if you really haven't seen a human before.
Elina: Nope, seed.
KoolAid: Egh. (Elina starts to check out the rest of his body which is uh, I hoped then she wasn't curious on touching anything)
Elina: Oh. Sorry, seed. Am I doing it again?
KoolAid: Nope. No. Yes.
Elina: Hm. I'm so sorry, seed. (Pause) Oooo. Whats in ere?
KoolAid: Hey! Isn't it still considered bad if you stick your hands into someone's pockets?!
Elina starts pulling out a bunch of furniture and stuff. Then sets it up to her liking.
KoolAid: O_o Ok
Elina: Can I have it PLEASE, SEED??!!!
KoolAid: Uh, sure. I really didn't want it anyway.
Elina: Gasp! How come? It's all so very prettyful, seed?!!
KoolAid: How long have you lived here?
Elina: Uh, 10 years, seed!!
KoolAid: Hm. Well gotta go now.
Elina clings onto KoolAids foot
Elina: No!! Don't go, seed!!
KoolAid: Hey! What do you want?
Elina: Company.
KoolAid: Doesn't the Kapp'n keep you enough company?
Elina: That old weazer?! No, seed. His songs are enough to drive a person mad.
KoolAid: Yes. I see.
Elina: Hu?
KoolAid: Come on. Leggo! I have to go back home and feed my fish or else.
Elina: Or else what, seed?
KoolAid: You don't wanna know.
Elina: Can you come visit me, seed? How about tonight?
KoolAid: It gets me away from my other neighbors. Sure.
Elina: Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you.
Elina stands up and spreads her arms
KoolAid: Uh. What?
Elina gives KoolAid a near death hug. Not to mention shes and elephant which makes matters a whole lot painful.
KoolAid: Egh...gh...gh
Elina: Thank you, seed. Here I have to give you something for all this furniture you gave me.
Lets go of KoolAid. Gasps for air. Elina gives KoolAid some bells.
KoolAid: Bells. A lot of em! Where'd you get so much?!!
Elina: Much, seed? I got more. It's amazing how much of that washes up on shore.
KoolAid: Right. Ok. Bye.
Elina: No! I'll miss you, seed!
KoolAid: Ahh! Get off! If you're that desperate why don't you just go to the main land?!
Elina: Uh. Bye. Weren't you going, seed?
KoolAid: O_o Right.
*NIGHT*
Two people step off the Kapp'ns boat.
Kapp'n: Yar be good ye here now.
???: OOOOOooooooo. I never knew this island was here before.
KoolAid: Nope.
???: But then how'd you find out about it?
KoolAid: I found out about it just last night.
???: But I thought you said you didn't know about it.
KoolAid: I didn't.
???: But you said-
KoolAid: Shut up, 1stAid!!
1stAid: Ok. Hey look a house.
KoolAid: Bungalow.
1stAid: House.
KoolAid: Bungalow.
1stAid: House!
KoolAid: Lets go.
1stAid: Ha ha. I won.
KoolAid: No you didn't!
1stAid: Yes I did!
KoolAid: What are you talking about! I'm older and cooler so I just won!!
1stAid: Crud!
KoolAid: Stop copping me!!
1stAid: I didn't copy you!!
KoolAid: Yeah! You said crud.
1stAid: But I said it first.
KoolAid: But it's my word.
1stAid: Crud! Oops I did it again.
KoolAid: Rrrrr!!
1stAid: Hey look. A coconut.
KoolAid: Rrrrr!!!!
Elina opens door
Elina: Hi KoolAid, seed! You came!
(Lunges herself at KoolAid) (KoolAid dodges and Elina trips) (Thud)
KoolAid: Woosh.
1stAid: It's like woosh.
KoolAid: Stop that!
1stAid: Ok. (Pets coconut) Mua ha ha!
Elina gets up off the floor
Elina: Hmph! Ooo. Who's this, seed?
1stAid: Hi. I'm 1stAid. KoolAid's brother.
Elina: Are you real, seed?
1stAid: What?
Elina: You don't look real, seed. (Pokes)
1stAid: Hey! Cut it out! (Continues to poke)
KoolAid: Ha! This is fun to watch.
1stAid: STOP!!
Elina: Can I have my pet coconut back now, seed?
1stAid: Pet? No!! MINE!!! (Runs) Mua ha ha ha!!!
Elina: Coco!!
KoolAid: O_o Okay?
Elina: Coco!!
KoolAid: Egh!
KoolAid grabs coconut off floor and hands to Elina
Elina: Coco!! (Hugs)
KoolAid: Right. So, I'm here. Now what?
Elina: Oh. I wanted to show you something, seed. Follow me. (KoolAid follows)
Elina takes KoolAid to an empty Bungalow
KoolAid: O.o Neat. Who lived there?
Elina: I don't know, seed. I do know you never want to be in there during the night.
KoolAid: Why?
Elina: It's haunted, seed.
KoolAid: Yeah right.
Elina: Go on in, seed.
KoolAid: I will. I've heard enough stupid stories.
KoolAid spots a cold draft and some fog seeping from the bottom of the door.
KoolAid: O_O Maybe tomorrow.
Elina: But that only happens during the nights, seed.
KoolAid: Then I'll never know. Oh well. (Walks away rapidly)
Elina: You aren't scared are you, seed?
KoolAid: (Silent)
Elina: You are scared. Ha! And I live with it, seed.
Elina feels a cold nudge on her shoulder
Elina: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! (Runs)
KoolAid: Stampede!! (Dodges)
1stAid shows up out of nowhere
1stAid: Chickens!
KoolAid: Then you go in.
1stAid: H*ll no!! I'm more scared than you people!
KoolAid: Oh come on. There are no such things as ghosts.
Elina: Then why don't we go in, seed?
KoolAid: I don't have the answer to that!
1stAid: I know. WE'RE FREAKING SCAREDY CATS!!!
Elina: But what are we scared of, seed?
KoolAid: Ok! I'll prove to you there is nothing wrong with that cabin.
1stAid: Bungalow.
KoolAid: Shut up!!
Elina: How, seed?
KoolAid: Uh. Give me your coconuts.
Elina and 1stAid: No!!!!
KoolAid pries the coconuts away from both of em
Elina: What are you going to do with the coconuts, seed?
1stAid: Put them in his shirt and pretend he's a girl!! Yeah!!
KoolAid and Elina: O_o
1stAid: Right. (Pause) Then he'll go in and pretend he's a sacrifice like they do in those TV shows. He will be taken and thrown into a volcano to please the made up gods of the evil people!! I'll miss you brother.
Elina: Don't do it, seed!!
KoolAid: 1stAid.
1stAid: Yeah?
KoolAid: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
1stAid: Those are your last words? I'll treasure them forever.
KoolAid: I'm just going to throw these in!! Be quiet!!
Elina: Oh. (Pause) Why, seed?
KoolAid: Because if there really is "sumthin" in there these will be gone by morning. Ok?
Elina: Ok.
KoolAid gets near the door and was about to turn the handle when the door creeks open by itself
Elina: Did you even open the door, seed?
1stAid: Nice effects. It almost had me going there.
KoolAid makes a beyond dead face and the others cant see him cause his back is facing them. KoolAid stares in the dark room as fog and cold air roll out.
KoolAid: O o o ok k k.
All was silent as KoolAid threw the coconuts in and only the sound of rolling fruits was heard. KoolAid turns around.
KoolAid: There that simple.
Elina and 1stAid: (stare in silence)
KoolAid: What's wrong? (Turns back to the door)
The door silently shuts as it before had opened in a racket and KoolAid catches sight of movement in the bungalow before it shut and both the fog and cold air stopped rolling from under the door. A cold draft blows the whole island dead silent. Not the sound of the sea or crickets were heard.
Elina: *whispers* That never happen before, seed.
*FLASHBACK OVER*
So that's it. (Silence) That's it. Go. Your not going are you? You see those words down there so you'll just keep reading. Whatever. Go ahead.
After 20 minutes of standing still we finally decided to leave. Elina got the courage to go to main land and spent the night at my house. The next day we headed back. The island was once again thriving with life and warmth. Then we headed toward the bungalow that stood there. Like it can move? It didn't appear as petrifying as last night. I opened the door and both the coconuts where still there.
KoolAid: Nothing. They're still here.
Elina: Yeah. But something doesn't look right, seed.
1stAid: Oh please. Don't pull try pulling no scary stunts on me after what happen last night.
Elina: But just look at them, seed.
1stAid: I'm looking. I don't see anything.
1stAid walks over the coconuts.
1stAid: See? Coconuts. Green. Sorta round or whatever shape they are. Little holes in both of them. Coconuts don't have holes in them right?
Elina: No, seed.
KoolAid: This is stupid!!!! You're all a bunch of morons!! (Picks up coconut) There!!
All of a sudden the coconuts disintegrates into a million little pieces of dust.
They had been sucked dry. The juice inside it and the shell itself.
And that's the end of that. We left the bungalow crying and screaming for our lives and never been back to that place since. Curiosity is getting the best of me though. I will have to find out what is in there!!! O_o
----KoolAid
Disclaimer: Yeah I'll make a part two to this eventually. MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Should I try using more big words? My head hurts from writing this one. I HAD TO THINK!! Maybe that messed this one up. Just remember the things that made you laugh. That should be enough. MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!
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Dear book thing--------Ok! It's a Journal!! So there!!!
Dear Journal, That sounds stupid.
Not many people like traveling to different places especially me. I just like staying at home being a bum and doing absolutely nothing. But ever since I went to this towns island I've been wanting to get out more.
*FLASHBACK* Saturday Night. 9 or so.
(Knock at door) Knock, Knock. (Boris again. He's hopeless. So are his corny jokes)
Boris: Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel, pigfly. Ha ha ha!
By that time he had already let himself in and started showing B.C. some stuff he bought for him.
KoolAid: Why don't you ever get me anything?
Boris: Do some work, pigfly.
KoolAid: Why? B.C. never does anything.
Boris: Yeah he does, pigfly. He protects me from you. Ha ha ha!
KoolAid: Ha ha.
Boris: Hey! A stereo. Got any music, pigfly?
KoolAid: No. Where do if from?
Boris: From Totakeke, pigfly.
KoolAid: Titicaca?
Boris: Totakeke, pigfly!
KoolAid: Totokiki?
Boris: Nevermind! You could just meet him, pigfly. He's here tonight.
KoolAid: Who?
Boris: Totakeke. By the train station, pigfly.
*TRAIN STATION*
KoolAid: Why do you have such big eyes grandma?
K.K: What?
KoolAid: And what big ears you have.
K.K: Hey!!
KoolAid: And what HUGE eyebrows you got.
K.K: STOP THAT!!
KoolAid: Ok.
K.K: Now for the last time. Do you have any requests?
KoolAid: No.
K.K: Any type of music you wanna hear?
KoolAid: Anything.
K.K: How about 2 days ago? Its one of my secrets rifts.
KoolAid: Cool. But it sorta sounds like love song. I don't like that. (K.K. gives an evil glare)
K.K: Then your gonna love this one.
KoolAid: Uh. (K.K. begins to play and sing the song) THAT'S A LOVE SONG!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (KoolAid runs away but song can be heard throughout whole town)
*BEACH*
KoolAid: Must swim for life!! (KoolAid was about to jump in when he spots a corpse lying on the shores of the beach) (Walks over to body) Hullo? Are you dead?
???: Mmmrmrn
KoolAid: Did that music do that to you?
???: Nmmrm
KoolAid: Yeah. I know. Its awful hu?
???: .Hu? What? Who are you? Anyway thanks for saving me. I'm Gulliver.
KoolAid: Uh yeah. What happen to you?
Gulliver: First, Where is that beautiful music coming from? Am I in Heaven?
KoolAid: No.
Gulliver: Ahhh! I'm in the other place!! I knew you were too ugly for Heaven!! Ahhh!!
KoolAid: Hey!! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gulliver: (Pause) Oh. Hm. Ok. So I'll tell you what happen.
KoolAid: Rrrr
Gulliver: I was on the ship and eating lunch. I had this big fat juicy bean burrito. So, I ate it. Later I found out it might have been undercooked. I rushed to the toilet when all of a sudden a storm hit!! Massive waves struck the ship rocking it forthward and onward back. The ship became flooded like empty galleys after football season. (KoolAid gets a confused look but Gulliver continues) The slimy pours of the sea towered away at the boat. Then!! The toilet flushed by itself!! And I felt myself fading away as I got sucked down the goo covered pipes and spat out at sea!! And I awoke here. Thank you for saving me.
KoolAid: Okaaayy. But I really didn-
Gulliver: Here. I travel many places. Enjoy.
KoolAid: Ok.
Gulliver: Well I got to go find my ship and crew again. I'll see you some time soon.
KoolAid: Sumthin tells me we will see soon again. Real soon.
Gulliver: What's that supposed to mean?
KoolAid: Nothing.
Gulliver: Ok. (Gulliver jumps in ocean and begin to swim out to sea)
KoolAid: Hey!! Couldn't you have just flown??!! Ah. Well. I forget they are all idiots around here.
KoolAid was about to head back because K.K. had finally finished his song, when he spots a docked boat. Walks over to boat. There was a fairly weird lookin guy on board. More to say a turtle with a bad hair day or sumthin.
KoolAid: Nice boat.
???: Well hi there yer kiddling. I'm Kapp'n. This here is yer ship.
KoolAid: My ship?
Kapp'n: No me young vigilante. Yar need to learn the seas lar.
KoolAid: uh.yeah.
Kapp'n: Hm. Have ye ever been to this here towns irelan?
KoolAid: You mean island? No.
Kapp'n: That's what ar say, irelan.
KoolAid: Right.
Kapp'n: Well if ye'v never been yar I'll take ye.
KoolAid: I'll pass.
Kapp'n: What? Are ye fraid of a bit of salten water?
KoolAid: Yeah.
Kapp'n: Oh. Hm. Well get aboard laddie for this here Kapp'n has never laid ye astray.
KoolAid: (Pause) Ah. Like theres anything else to do at this time a night. (KoolAid boards the boat)
Kapp'n: Yo ho ho and a bottle of sea cucumbers turd.
KoolAid: Uh. Maybe I'll stay afterward.
Kapp'n: Yar nonsense and besides I've shoved off te ye briny sea.
KoolAid looks at the water and begins to feel sick
Kapp'n: What's wrong ye there laddie? Ye look paler than yar sea sick clam. I know, what ye need is a bit of ye heres Kapp'ns advise.
Then he starts rambling all these weird sayings and stuff in a song. It was just plain confusing.
Kapp'n:
Back in ye days I had meself a pet clam
I had to admit tho the stinker smelled like ham
Ye was unspicable and yar predictable
So thars why I named him Sam.
KoolAid: Um.
Kapp'n: How ye like me songs?
KoolAid: Are we there yet?
Kapp'n: Hold tight laddie wese only a quarter of a ways there. (starts to sing again)
The life at sea its what yer was ment to do
I like ye travels to spook em with a boo
They get quite surprised and begins to just cries
All of ye sudden they want me to sue.
(Kapp'n trying to give some advice)
I'll tell ye lad. Nar never wears pink socks to ye mums funeral.
KoolAid: What? (Pause) Are we there now?!
Kapp'n: Almost ye unpatient lad. Now ye turn to sing ye last song before ye arrives.
KoolAid: What? No way.
Kapp'n: Then I guess ye just wanna stay here out at sea.
KoolAid: Rrr. Hu? Hi Gulliver. (Gulliver swims by)
Kapp'n: Anywho's. Sing or stay yar for till sing.
KoolAid: (groans) Ok! Um.
I had a clam and it tasted like ham.
There once was a lady who lived in a shoe.
And that's who I am.
Kapp'n: Again.
KoolAid: And that's who I am.
Kapp'n: Not bad for ye first time. Works on that a bit mur and ye'll get better.
KoolAid: Yeah. Right.
Kapp'n: Ok lad. We're here now get off yar little stink pod. In a good way I means it.
KoolAid gets off and begins to look around at the lustrous looking island.
KoolAid: Whats the name of this island?
Kapp'n: Well Booisle's of course. Not many town fellers come to this here isle. A shame.
KoolAid: Does anyone live here?
Kapp'n: Yar check it out for ye self. Ye'd be surprised.
KoolAid walks around the island a bit
KoolAid: This is great. Peace. Finally.
Lays down on grass and looks up at the stars. The pleasant song of crickets loom the air like a bad fart but sept this is good. Before I knew it I had drifted off to sleep in the warmth of the night and the tunes of the crickets and sea.
*MORNING*
PLONK!!
KoolAid: Ow!! What the? Hu? A coconut. Ow. (rubs head) Man. I fell asleep. What time is it? (looks up and spots a bungalow) I didn't see that before. (walks up and knocks on door)
???: Hello? (Animal opens door and walks out)
KoolAid: Hi, I'm KoolAid.
???: Wow! A person! Here, seed!
KoolAid: Uh. Yeah?
???: Its been so long since I saw someone else besides that there half nut Kapp'n, seed.
KoolAid: Hm. Maybe I should be going.
???: No! I mean. Come in. Hi, I'm Elina, seed.
KoolAid: Well ok.
Elina hovers closely by KoolAid
KoolAid: Um. Nice place you got here.
Elina: (Staring at KoolAid's face bout an inch and a half away) Thanks. I don't have much as you can see, seed. That's what happens when you live all alone.
KoolAid: Uh. Sorry to hear.
Elina: What brings you here anyway, seed? Do you live on the main land or are you just visiting? Did you know you're the first human I ever saw, seed?
KoolAid: Yeah. Something nudged me to that.
Elina: Really? How's that, seed?
KoolAid has to move his head a bit back and stares at Elina
Elina: Oh. Sorry, seed.
KoolAid: It's ok if you really haven't seen a human before.
Elina: Nope, seed.
KoolAid: Egh. (Elina starts to check out the rest of his body which is uh, I hoped then she wasn't curious on touching anything)
Elina: Oh. Sorry, seed. Am I doing it again?
KoolAid: Nope. No. Yes.
Elina: Hm. I'm so sorry, seed. (Pause) Oooo. Whats in ere?
KoolAid: Hey! Isn't it still considered bad if you stick your hands into someone's pockets?!
Elina starts pulling out a bunch of furniture and stuff. Then sets it up to her liking.
KoolAid: O_o Ok
Elina: Can I have it PLEASE, SEED??!!!
KoolAid: Uh, sure. I really didn't want it anyway.
Elina: Gasp! How come? It's all so very prettyful, seed?!!
KoolAid: How long have you lived here?
Elina: Uh, 10 years, seed!!
KoolAid: Hm. Well gotta go now.
Elina clings onto KoolAids foot
Elina: No!! Don't go, seed!!
KoolAid: Hey! What do you want?
Elina: Company.
KoolAid: Doesn't the Kapp'n keep you enough company?
Elina: That old weazer?! No, seed. His songs are enough to drive a person mad.
KoolAid: Yes. I see.
Elina: Hu?
KoolAid: Come on. Leggo! I have to go back home and feed my fish or else.
Elina: Or else what, seed?
KoolAid: You don't wanna know.
Elina: Can you come visit me, seed? How about tonight?
KoolAid: It gets me away from my other neighbors. Sure.
Elina: Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you.
Elina stands up and spreads her arms
KoolAid: Uh. What?
Elina gives KoolAid a near death hug. Not to mention shes and elephant which makes matters a whole lot painful.
KoolAid: Egh...gh...gh
Elina: Thank you, seed. Here I have to give you something for all this furniture you gave me.
Lets go of KoolAid. Gasps for air. Elina gives KoolAid some bells.
KoolAid: Bells. A lot of em! Where'd you get so much?!!
Elina: Much, seed? I got more. It's amazing how much of that washes up on shore.
KoolAid: Right. Ok. Bye.
Elina: No! I'll miss you, seed!
KoolAid: Ahh! Get off! If you're that desperate why don't you just go to the main land?!
Elina: Uh. Bye. Weren't you going, seed?
KoolAid: O_o Right.
*NIGHT*
Two people step off the Kapp'ns boat.
Kapp'n: Yar be good ye here now.
???: OOOOOooooooo. I never knew this island was here before.
KoolAid: Nope.
???: But then how'd you find out about it?
KoolAid: I found out about it just last night.
???: But I thought you said you didn't know about it.
KoolAid: I didn't.
???: But you said-
KoolAid: Shut up, 1stAid!!
1stAid: Ok. Hey look a house.
KoolAid: Bungalow.
1stAid: House.
KoolAid: Bungalow.
1stAid: House!
KoolAid: Lets go.
1stAid: Ha ha. I won.
KoolAid: No you didn't!
1stAid: Yes I did!
KoolAid: What are you talking about! I'm older and cooler so I just won!!
1stAid: Crud!
KoolAid: Stop copping me!!
1stAid: I didn't copy you!!
KoolAid: Yeah! You said crud.
1stAid: But I said it first.
KoolAid: But it's my word.
1stAid: Crud! Oops I did it again.
KoolAid: Rrrrr!!
1stAid: Hey look. A coconut.
KoolAid: Rrrrr!!!!
Elina opens door
Elina: Hi KoolAid, seed! You came!
(Lunges herself at KoolAid) (KoolAid dodges and Elina trips) (Thud)
KoolAid: Woosh.
1stAid: It's like woosh.
KoolAid: Stop that!
1stAid: Ok. (Pets coconut) Mua ha ha!
Elina gets up off the floor
Elina: Hmph! Ooo. Who's this, seed?
1stAid: Hi. I'm 1stAid. KoolAid's brother.
Elina: Are you real, seed?
1stAid: What?
Elina: You don't look real, seed. (Pokes)
1stAid: Hey! Cut it out! (Continues to poke)
KoolAid: Ha! This is fun to watch.
1stAid: STOP!!
Elina: Can I have my pet coconut back now, seed?
1stAid: Pet? No!! MINE!!! (Runs) Mua ha ha ha!!!
Elina: Coco!!
KoolAid: O_o Okay?
Elina: Coco!!
KoolAid: Egh!
KoolAid grabs coconut off floor and hands to Elina
Elina: Coco!! (Hugs)
KoolAid: Right. So, I'm here. Now what?
Elina: Oh. I wanted to show you something, seed. Follow me. (KoolAid follows)
Elina takes KoolAid to an empty Bungalow
KoolAid: O.o Neat. Who lived there?
Elina: I don't know, seed. I do know you never want to be in there during the night.
KoolAid: Why?
Elina: It's haunted, seed.
KoolAid: Yeah right.
Elina: Go on in, seed.
KoolAid: I will. I've heard enough stupid stories.
KoolAid spots a cold draft and some fog seeping from the bottom of the door.
KoolAid: O_O Maybe tomorrow.
Elina: But that only happens during the nights, seed.
KoolAid: Then I'll never know. Oh well. (Walks away rapidly)
Elina: You aren't scared are you, seed?
KoolAid: (Silent)
Elina: You are scared. Ha! And I live with it, seed.
Elina feels a cold nudge on her shoulder
Elina: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! (Runs)
KoolAid: Stampede!! (Dodges)
1stAid shows up out of nowhere
1stAid: Chickens!
KoolAid: Then you go in.
1stAid: H*ll no!! I'm more scared than you people!
KoolAid: Oh come on. There are no such things as ghosts.
Elina: Then why don't we go in, seed?
KoolAid: I don't have the answer to that!
1stAid: I know. WE'RE FREAKING SCAREDY CATS!!!
Elina: But what are we scared of, seed?
KoolAid: Ok! I'll prove to you there is nothing wrong with that cabin.
1stAid: Bungalow.
KoolAid: Shut up!!
Elina: How, seed?
KoolAid: Uh. Give me your coconuts.
Elina and 1stAid: No!!!!
KoolAid pries the coconuts away from both of em
Elina: What are you going to do with the coconuts, seed?
1stAid: Put them in his shirt and pretend he's a girl!! Yeah!!
KoolAid and Elina: O_o
1stAid: Right. (Pause) Then he'll go in and pretend he's a sacrifice like they do in those TV shows. He will be taken and thrown into a volcano to please the made up gods of the evil people!! I'll miss you brother.
Elina: Don't do it, seed!!
KoolAid: 1stAid.
1stAid: Yeah?
KoolAid: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
1stAid: Those are your last words? I'll treasure them forever.
KoolAid: I'm just going to throw these in!! Be quiet!!
Elina: Oh. (Pause) Why, seed?
KoolAid: Because if there really is "sumthin" in there these will be gone by morning. Ok?
Elina: Ok.
KoolAid gets near the door and was about to turn the handle when the door creeks open by itself
Elina: Did you even open the door, seed?
1stAid: Nice effects. It almost had me going there.
KoolAid makes a beyond dead face and the others cant see him cause his back is facing them. KoolAid stares in the dark room as fog and cold air roll out.
KoolAid: O o o ok k k.
All was silent as KoolAid threw the coconuts in and only the sound of rolling fruits was heard. KoolAid turns around.
KoolAid: There that simple.
Elina and 1stAid: (stare in silence)
KoolAid: What's wrong? (Turns back to the door)
The door silently shuts as it before had opened in a racket and KoolAid catches sight of movement in the bungalow before it shut and both the fog and cold air stopped rolling from under the door. A cold draft blows the whole island dead silent. Not the sound of the sea or crickets were heard.
Elina: *whispers* That never happen before, seed.
*FLASHBACK OVER*
So that's it. (Silence) That's it. Go. Your not going are you? You see those words down there so you'll just keep reading. Whatever. Go ahead.
After 20 minutes of standing still we finally decided to leave. Elina got the courage to go to main land and spent the night at my house. The next day we headed back. The island was once again thriving with life and warmth. Then we headed toward the bungalow that stood there. Like it can move? It didn't appear as petrifying as last night. I opened the door and both the coconuts where still there.
KoolAid: Nothing. They're still here.
Elina: Yeah. But something doesn't look right, seed.
1stAid: Oh please. Don't pull try pulling no scary stunts on me after what happen last night.
Elina: But just look at them, seed.
1stAid: I'm looking. I don't see anything.
1stAid walks over the coconuts.
1stAid: See? Coconuts. Green. Sorta round or whatever shape they are. Little holes in both of them. Coconuts don't have holes in them right?
Elina: No, seed.
KoolAid: This is stupid!!!! You're all a bunch of morons!! (Picks up coconut) There!!
All of a sudden the coconuts disintegrates into a million little pieces of dust.
They had been sucked dry. The juice inside it and the shell itself.
And that's the end of that. We left the bungalow crying and screaming for our lives and never been back to that place since. Curiosity is getting the best of me though. I will have to find out what is in there!!! O_o
----KoolAid
Disclaimer: Yeah I'll make a part two to this eventually. MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Should I try using more big words? My head hurts from writing this one. I HAD TO THINK!! Maybe that messed this one up. Just remember the things that made you laugh. That should be enough. MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!
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