Disclaimer: Humor, humor, blah, blah, blah. Do you know how hard it is to
come up with different humor all the time? Well, its really not that hard
but--- agh! Nevermind.
Darkness poured on all sides of the walls the only clear path that lay was that for of in the middle. Which was guided by the blue light that shown above it. The floors lay cold pours of running fog.
KoolAid: Fine. I'll go this way.
Klue: And we'll go the other way.
Un: You brave stupid little man.
KoolAid: Well I'm taller than you!
Un: Drat at that.
Klue: Lets go.
Klue and Un take their path first leaving KoolAid to his.
KoolAid watches as Klue and Un suddenly disappear into a vast darkness and nothingness is heard.
KoolAid: Now that that's settled I have to find a way out of here.
Looks around.
KoolAid: Crap. There are none. (Pause) Then I'll have to go down through there.
Slowly he begins to walk through his path.
KoolAid: This is stupid. There's no one here. Talking to myself. That's a sign of being scared. Then I'll stop. But I keep rambling. Ok. Now I'll stop. Egh! I cant seem to stop.
Up ahead the lights are dead.
KoolAid: Um. To go or not to go? Where else could I go?
He steps in advance darkness and what used to be lighted by the blue glow is now dark and where he stands is now lighted.
KoolAid: I don't like this place. It's not even scary unless something pops out of nowhere. (Pauses) Ha! Nothing happen.
KoolAid continues to walk through when another set of steps are heard from behind.
KoolAid: Stupid wind.
Walks some more. Steps are heard some more.
KoolAid: Ok!! That's getting annoying!! Whoever is there come out!!
Silence
Voice: KkooooooolllllAaaaaaiiiiiidddddd.
KoolAid: Who the?????!!!!
Voice: KkoooooooollllllAaaaaaiiiiiidddd.
KoolAid: Who's there?!! You can't scare me!!
Voice: KooooooooooooolllAaaaaiiiiidddd.
KoolAid: 1stAid if I find out its you I'm gonna kill you!!
KoolAid feels warm air blowing on his shoulder.
KoolAid: Aha! I got you!! (Turns around fast)
Nothing. Feels more warm air blowing on his shoulder.
KoolAid: K--- Now I'm scared! O /\/\/\/\/\/\ O
Turns around to see a circle of glowing green light floating in the air.
KoolAid: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *echos*
*MEANWHILE*
Klue: Did you just hear someone yell? O_O
Un: That's not funny Klue. Lets keep going.
Klue: Where? We don't know where we are.
Un: Of course we do. We're inside the bungalow.
Klue: I think I already knew that.
Un: Then why'd you ask?
Klue: rrrrrr. (Spots something white pass behind Un) Hu? EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Un: What?!!
Klue: I spotted something white pass behind Un--- I mean you!!
Un: Where?!! I don't see anything!
Klue: That's because it's gone!
Un: You mean a ghost?
Klue: I hope not!! O_O
Un: Your seeing things. Gimme those.
Takes away Klue's lifesavers
Klue: Ahh! I need those!!
Un: Your seeing things cause your hyper of the candy!!
Klue: NO I'M NOT!!! GIVE ME THEM NOW!!!
Un: No!
Tackles Un and grabs candy back
Klue: Mine!! Mine!! All MINE!! *pets candy* My only fwend now.
Un: Hey!!
Klue: Bwaut?? *candy in mouth*
Un: Fine. Can I have some also?
Takes out of her mouth
Klue: Here.
Un: Eww. No. Nevermind. O_o
Klue: Its all I got left.
Un: But you bought like three pounds of candy.
Klue: Aw. I knew I that wasn't enough.
Un: O_o okay. Then eat your last bit slowly.
Klue: (gulp) Too late.
*BACK*
KoolAid: IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN I'LL FIND SOMETHING TO CUT THAT BIG SHNOZEL OF YOURS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Elina: Harmless fun, palm.
KoolAid: Not if I hurt you it wont!!
Elina: Hmph!
KoolAid: *regains posture* What are you doing here anyway?
Elina: Well I got bored and hey since you're here I guess it wouldn't hurt to follow, palm.
KoolAid: But how did you get in here?
Elina: (pause) I don't know, palm.
KoolAid: Well at least I got company.
Elina: What happen with everybody else, palm?
KoolAid: We split up because we're looking for my brother.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he's lost.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he disappeared.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he's an idiot.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he's my brother.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Ok that's enough.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: rrrrrrrrr
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: I wanna go home!!
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Hey, maybe this will work. (Clicks heels together 3 times) There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. (Pause) Man. It didn't work.
Elina: What was that all about, palm? O_o
KoolAid: I saw it in a movie once.
Elina: Ohhhhhh. What's a movie, palm? O_o
*MEANWHILE AT THE OTHERS*
Klue: I need candy!! O_O O_O O_O
Un: You ate it all remember?
Klue: Then why didn't you stop me??!!!
Un: *sigh*
Klue: Hey look!!! A big round floating marshmallow!!!!!!!!!
Klue runs toward 'marshmallow'
Un: Hu? What is that? (Pause) O_O KLUE COME BACK!! THAT'S NOT A MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!
Chases after Klue and catches up
Klue: Oh hi Un. You're going to the marshmallow too??
Un: Stop!!
Both stop and look at 'marshmallow' about 5 feet away
Klue: Oh hey. That's not a marshmallow. O_O IT'S A GHOST!!!!!!!!
Ghost: Hi, I'm Wisp.
Un: (Pause) He doesn't look scary.
Klue: O.o ooooooo. Hi I'm Klue and this is Un. Are like Casper the friendly ghost? ^-^!
Wisp: No. I'm like Wisp. The wisp away your soul type ghost.
Klue: Ohhhhh.
Klue and Un: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Wisp: MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *echoes*
*BACK*
Elina: Did you hear that wicked cool laugh, palm??
KoolAid: Yeah. But did you hear that scream before it?? It sounded like Klue and Un.
DUN DUN DUN
Elina: O.o OOOooooo. Where'd that dun, dun, dun come from, palm??
KoolAid: This is a haunted bungalow!!!!!!!!! Remember??!!!!
Elina: Ok then I'm scared, palm.
Suddenly the lights go out
Elina: Ahhh!!! KoolAid I'm scared, palm!!!
Elina jumps on KoolAid
KoolAid: Elina,---I---cant---breeeaaath!
Elina: Oh sorry. But I'm scared, palm!!
Elina gets off KoolAid
Sound of wind is heard
Elina: Wait. How could there be wind inside here, palm?
KoolAid: Agh! I cant see anything!
Elina: I can, palm!
KoolAid: Well that's because you're an animal.
Elina: Is that a compliment, palm?
Voice: KooooolllAaaaiiiiiddddd
KoolAid: ELINA STOP THAT!!!
Elina crying: That wasn't me, palm!! That wasn't me!!! O_O
Voice: Eeelliiiiiinnaaaaaa
Elina: AAAAAAHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!
Runs over KoolAid
KoolAid: X.x eagh
Cool breeze blows from behind
KoolAid: AAHHH!!!
Elina: What?!! Did something get you, palm?!!
KoolAid: It blew up my shorts!! That's cold!!
Elina: O.o oh. (Crunch) Ahh!! I stepped on something, palm!!
KoolAid: Hu? That was my compass! Aw man! Everything fell out of my pockets!
Elina: Hey look. A torch! You had a torch all along and didn't use it, palm???!!!!!
KoolAid: Oh. I forgot.
Elina: How could you forget, palm?
KoolAid: How'd you forget how you got in?
Elina: Okay, palm.
KoolAid: Let's see if I could light that torch.
Lights torch and puts everything back in pockets
Elina: Hey look. A floating marshmallow, palm. *drools*
KoolAid: What?!!
Elina: What, what, palm?
KoolAid: Err. What floating marshmallow?
Elina: A floating marshmallow. Where, palm?!! *drools*
KoolAid: The one you were talking about!!
Elina: Ohhhh. You mean the one behind you, palm?
KoolAid: Aw crap!!
Turns around
Wisp: Hi I'm Wisp. Can I have your soul?
KoolAid: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Runs. Meanwhile Elina just stands there gazing at Wisp.
Elina: Hi. Are you a floating marshmallow, palm?
Wisp: No.
Elina: You sure, palm?
Wisp: Yes.
Elina: Ha! So you are, palm!
Wisp: I said no.
Elina: But you said yes, palm.
Wisp: I said yes into not being a marshmallow!!
Elina: Oh. What, palm?
Wisp: Shut up or I'll take your soul away now!!
Elina: I don't have a soul, palm. So ha!
Wisp: Dratit.
Wisp follows after KoolAid
*KoolAid*
KoolAid still running away
KoolAid: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Bumps into Klue and Un
Klue: Oh hi KoolAid.
Un: What's wrong with you? It looks like your gonna die.
KoolAid: I'm being chased by a ghost!!!
Klue: Oh. Cool.
Un: We know. He said he'd go get you.
KoolAid: What???
Klue: Yah. We made a deal. See ----
KoolAid: YOU MADE A DEAL FOR HIM TO TAKE MY SOUL WHILE YOUR LET GO FREE?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KoolAid runs away
Un: No!!! KoolAid come back!! It's not that!!
Klue: We should've thought of that though. ^-^
Wisp comes back with KoolAid dangling in the air
KoolAid: Let go!!
Wisp: Fine.
Drops KoolAid
KoolAid: Ow.
Un: As Klue was saying. We made a deal to help him for exchange for not killing us.
KoolAid: Oh. (Pause) What is it??
Klue: We go and get some stuff he lost.
KoolAid: What is the stuff in particular??
Un: You know your average spirit thingies.
KoolAid: There are no such things as ghosts!!!!!!!!!
Klue: What about him then?
KoolAid: (Pause) He's a floating marshmallow!!
1stAid runs into KoolAid out of nowhere
Both: Ow.
1stAid: KoolAid!!!! I missed you!!! Hug me!!!
KoolAid: I rather him take you back!!
Wisp: No way!! He's a pain.
1stAid: Psst. KoolAid. I found something out about that floating marshmallow.
KoolAid: What?
1stAid: He's a ghost! O_O
KoolAid: There are no such things as ghosts!!!!!
Wisp: Present.
Elina: What's going on, palm?
Klue: Lets go already!!
Wisp: Yes! But I need someone to stay here for exchange of your coming back.
All but Wisp and Elina: Elina!!
Elina: What, palm?!!
Wisp: Ha! Someone with a soul!!
All but 1stAid and Wisp: 1stAid!!
Wisp: Agh! Fine! Now go!
1stAid: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *echoes*
Wisp: Mua hahahahaha. *echoes*
Wisp grabs a hold of 1stAid and they both vanish
Klue: Coooooooolllll. O_o
Un: How are we supposed to get out??
Normal lights turn on and the room is back to its original state of form.
Elina: Hey look. A door, palm.
Klue: O_o But no knob.
Un: I got it.
Un puts knob in door and it opens. All run out.
Wisp: You better come back or else!!!
1stAid: Oooooo. O.o What's this?
Wisp: Or else I'll go mad!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Door slams shut
*Dock*
Kapp'n: What happen to ye land lubbers? I heard yelling but no one in me sight.
**To be continued
Disclaimer: For some reason this mystery thing is going on longer than I had thought. But hopefully you enjoy it. Review me. On every chapter would be good also.
Darkness poured on all sides of the walls the only clear path that lay was that for of in the middle. Which was guided by the blue light that shown above it. The floors lay cold pours of running fog.
KoolAid: Fine. I'll go this way.
Klue: And we'll go the other way.
Un: You brave stupid little man.
KoolAid: Well I'm taller than you!
Un: Drat at that.
Klue: Lets go.
Klue and Un take their path first leaving KoolAid to his.
KoolAid watches as Klue and Un suddenly disappear into a vast darkness and nothingness is heard.
KoolAid: Now that that's settled I have to find a way out of here.
Looks around.
KoolAid: Crap. There are none. (Pause) Then I'll have to go down through there.
Slowly he begins to walk through his path.
KoolAid: This is stupid. There's no one here. Talking to myself. That's a sign of being scared. Then I'll stop. But I keep rambling. Ok. Now I'll stop. Egh! I cant seem to stop.
Up ahead the lights are dead.
KoolAid: Um. To go or not to go? Where else could I go?
He steps in advance darkness and what used to be lighted by the blue glow is now dark and where he stands is now lighted.
KoolAid: I don't like this place. It's not even scary unless something pops out of nowhere. (Pauses) Ha! Nothing happen.
KoolAid continues to walk through when another set of steps are heard from behind.
KoolAid: Stupid wind.
Walks some more. Steps are heard some more.
KoolAid: Ok!! That's getting annoying!! Whoever is there come out!!
Silence
Voice: KkooooooolllllAaaaaaiiiiiidddddd.
KoolAid: Who the?????!!!!
Voice: KkoooooooollllllAaaaaaiiiiiidddd.
KoolAid: Who's there?!! You can't scare me!!
Voice: KooooooooooooolllAaaaaiiiiidddd.
KoolAid: 1stAid if I find out its you I'm gonna kill you!!
KoolAid feels warm air blowing on his shoulder.
KoolAid: Aha! I got you!! (Turns around fast)
Nothing. Feels more warm air blowing on his shoulder.
KoolAid: K--- Now I'm scared! O /\/\/\/\/\/\ O
Turns around to see a circle of glowing green light floating in the air.
KoolAid: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *echos*
*MEANWHILE*
Klue: Did you just hear someone yell? O_O
Un: That's not funny Klue. Lets keep going.
Klue: Where? We don't know where we are.
Un: Of course we do. We're inside the bungalow.
Klue: I think I already knew that.
Un: Then why'd you ask?
Klue: rrrrrr. (Spots something white pass behind Un) Hu? EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Un: What?!!
Klue: I spotted something white pass behind Un--- I mean you!!
Un: Where?!! I don't see anything!
Klue: That's because it's gone!
Un: You mean a ghost?
Klue: I hope not!! O_O
Un: Your seeing things. Gimme those.
Takes away Klue's lifesavers
Klue: Ahh! I need those!!
Un: Your seeing things cause your hyper of the candy!!
Klue: NO I'M NOT!!! GIVE ME THEM NOW!!!
Un: No!
Tackles Un and grabs candy back
Klue: Mine!! Mine!! All MINE!! *pets candy* My only fwend now.
Un: Hey!!
Klue: Bwaut?? *candy in mouth*
Un: Fine. Can I have some also?
Takes out of her mouth
Klue: Here.
Un: Eww. No. Nevermind. O_o
Klue: Its all I got left.
Un: But you bought like three pounds of candy.
Klue: Aw. I knew I that wasn't enough.
Un: O_o okay. Then eat your last bit slowly.
Klue: (gulp) Too late.
*BACK*
KoolAid: IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN I'LL FIND SOMETHING TO CUT THAT BIG SHNOZEL OF YOURS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Elina: Harmless fun, palm.
KoolAid: Not if I hurt you it wont!!
Elina: Hmph!
KoolAid: *regains posture* What are you doing here anyway?
Elina: Well I got bored and hey since you're here I guess it wouldn't hurt to follow, palm.
KoolAid: But how did you get in here?
Elina: (pause) I don't know, palm.
KoolAid: Well at least I got company.
Elina: What happen with everybody else, palm?
KoolAid: We split up because we're looking for my brother.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he's lost.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he disappeared.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he's an idiot.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he's my brother.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Ok that's enough.
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: rrrrrrrrr
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: I wanna go home!!
Elina: Why?
KoolAid: Hey, maybe this will work. (Clicks heels together 3 times) There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. (Pause) Man. It didn't work.
Elina: What was that all about, palm? O_o
KoolAid: I saw it in a movie once.
Elina: Ohhhhhh. What's a movie, palm? O_o
*MEANWHILE AT THE OTHERS*
Klue: I need candy!! O_O O_O O_O
Un: You ate it all remember?
Klue: Then why didn't you stop me??!!!
Un: *sigh*
Klue: Hey look!!! A big round floating marshmallow!!!!!!!!!
Klue runs toward 'marshmallow'
Un: Hu? What is that? (Pause) O_O KLUE COME BACK!! THAT'S NOT A MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!
Chases after Klue and catches up
Klue: Oh hi Un. You're going to the marshmallow too??
Un: Stop!!
Both stop and look at 'marshmallow' about 5 feet away
Klue: Oh hey. That's not a marshmallow. O_O IT'S A GHOST!!!!!!!!
Ghost: Hi, I'm Wisp.
Un: (Pause) He doesn't look scary.
Klue: O.o ooooooo. Hi I'm Klue and this is Un. Are like Casper the friendly ghost? ^-^!
Wisp: No. I'm like Wisp. The wisp away your soul type ghost.
Klue: Ohhhhh.
Klue and Un: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Wisp: MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *echoes*
*BACK*
Elina: Did you hear that wicked cool laugh, palm??
KoolAid: Yeah. But did you hear that scream before it?? It sounded like Klue and Un.
DUN DUN DUN
Elina: O.o OOOooooo. Where'd that dun, dun, dun come from, palm??
KoolAid: This is a haunted bungalow!!!!!!!!! Remember??!!!!
Elina: Ok then I'm scared, palm.
Suddenly the lights go out
Elina: Ahhh!!! KoolAid I'm scared, palm!!!
Elina jumps on KoolAid
KoolAid: Elina,---I---cant---breeeaaath!
Elina: Oh sorry. But I'm scared, palm!!
Elina gets off KoolAid
Sound of wind is heard
Elina: Wait. How could there be wind inside here, palm?
KoolAid: Agh! I cant see anything!
Elina: I can, palm!
KoolAid: Well that's because you're an animal.
Elina: Is that a compliment, palm?
Voice: KooooolllAaaaiiiiiddddd
KoolAid: ELINA STOP THAT!!!
Elina crying: That wasn't me, palm!! That wasn't me!!! O_O
Voice: Eeelliiiiiinnaaaaaa
Elina: AAAAAAHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!
Runs over KoolAid
KoolAid: X.x eagh
Cool breeze blows from behind
KoolAid: AAHHH!!!
Elina: What?!! Did something get you, palm?!!
KoolAid: It blew up my shorts!! That's cold!!
Elina: O.o oh. (Crunch) Ahh!! I stepped on something, palm!!
KoolAid: Hu? That was my compass! Aw man! Everything fell out of my pockets!
Elina: Hey look. A torch! You had a torch all along and didn't use it, palm???!!!!!
KoolAid: Oh. I forgot.
Elina: How could you forget, palm?
KoolAid: How'd you forget how you got in?
Elina: Okay, palm.
KoolAid: Let's see if I could light that torch.
Lights torch and puts everything back in pockets
Elina: Hey look. A floating marshmallow, palm. *drools*
KoolAid: What?!!
Elina: What, what, palm?
KoolAid: Err. What floating marshmallow?
Elina: A floating marshmallow. Where, palm?!! *drools*
KoolAid: The one you were talking about!!
Elina: Ohhhh. You mean the one behind you, palm?
KoolAid: Aw crap!!
Turns around
Wisp: Hi I'm Wisp. Can I have your soul?
KoolAid: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Runs. Meanwhile Elina just stands there gazing at Wisp.
Elina: Hi. Are you a floating marshmallow, palm?
Wisp: No.
Elina: You sure, palm?
Wisp: Yes.
Elina: Ha! So you are, palm!
Wisp: I said no.
Elina: But you said yes, palm.
Wisp: I said yes into not being a marshmallow!!
Elina: Oh. What, palm?
Wisp: Shut up or I'll take your soul away now!!
Elina: I don't have a soul, palm. So ha!
Wisp: Dratit.
Wisp follows after KoolAid
*KoolAid*
KoolAid still running away
KoolAid: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Bumps into Klue and Un
Klue: Oh hi KoolAid.
Un: What's wrong with you? It looks like your gonna die.
KoolAid: I'm being chased by a ghost!!!
Klue: Oh. Cool.
Un: We know. He said he'd go get you.
KoolAid: What???
Klue: Yah. We made a deal. See ----
KoolAid: YOU MADE A DEAL FOR HIM TO TAKE MY SOUL WHILE YOUR LET GO FREE?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KoolAid runs away
Un: No!!! KoolAid come back!! It's not that!!
Klue: We should've thought of that though. ^-^
Wisp comes back with KoolAid dangling in the air
KoolAid: Let go!!
Wisp: Fine.
Drops KoolAid
KoolAid: Ow.
Un: As Klue was saying. We made a deal to help him for exchange for not killing us.
KoolAid: Oh. (Pause) What is it??
Klue: We go and get some stuff he lost.
KoolAid: What is the stuff in particular??
Un: You know your average spirit thingies.
KoolAid: There are no such things as ghosts!!!!!!!!!
Klue: What about him then?
KoolAid: (Pause) He's a floating marshmallow!!
1stAid runs into KoolAid out of nowhere
Both: Ow.
1stAid: KoolAid!!!! I missed you!!! Hug me!!!
KoolAid: I rather him take you back!!
Wisp: No way!! He's a pain.
1stAid: Psst. KoolAid. I found something out about that floating marshmallow.
KoolAid: What?
1stAid: He's a ghost! O_O
KoolAid: There are no such things as ghosts!!!!!
Wisp: Present.
Elina: What's going on, palm?
Klue: Lets go already!!
Wisp: Yes! But I need someone to stay here for exchange of your coming back.
All but Wisp and Elina: Elina!!
Elina: What, palm?!!
Wisp: Ha! Someone with a soul!!
All but 1stAid and Wisp: 1stAid!!
Wisp: Agh! Fine! Now go!
1stAid: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *echoes*
Wisp: Mua hahahahaha. *echoes*
Wisp grabs a hold of 1stAid and they both vanish
Klue: Coooooooolllll. O_o
Un: How are we supposed to get out??
Normal lights turn on and the room is back to its original state of form.
Elina: Hey look. A door, palm.
Klue: O_o But no knob.
Un: I got it.
Un puts knob in door and it opens. All run out.
Wisp: You better come back or else!!!
1stAid: Oooooo. O.o What's this?
Wisp: Or else I'll go mad!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Door slams shut
*Dock*
Kapp'n: What happen to ye land lubbers? I heard yelling but no one in me sight.
**To be continued
Disclaimer: For some reason this mystery thing is going on longer than I had thought. But hopefully you enjoy it. Review me. On every chapter would be good also.