Disclaimer: Yes, well my name should say everything.
Dear book, dear sounds stupid so I'll just say Book.
My life's not always something I wouldn't want to live with. I enjoy my family, as long as they aren't related to me. I'm finally on my own and yet I still have to take care of my brother. Only reason he's living is cause he's our moms favorite. And I still had to take care of someone even before he moved in to town.
*FLASHBACK*Morning
KoolAid spots someone sleeping outside their house and walks over to see who.
KoolAid: Hello? Aaawww. Look at the little Joey.(That's a baby kangaroo for all you that don't know) Eagh. I sound deranged.
???: Hu? Hey!! Who are you?!! Some type of psycho sick-o path, wee one???!!!!
KoolAid: That's a compliment, right?
???: Hmph!!
Kicks KoolAid and he falls off cliff into a tree. Person/Animal walks into house and slams door.
???: Hi KoolAid!!! What are you doing up there, small thing?!!!
KoolAid: Plltt. Scaring the bees.
???: Ohhh. Ok. But isn't that dangerous, small thing?
KoolAid: Egh! What do you want Astrid?
Astrid: Just wondering if you wanted to go out on a limb and hang out, small thing.
KoolAid: Either you stop bugging me or buzz off!!
Astrid: Fine!! I'll leaf you alone, small thing. Hee hee.
KoolAid: Hey wait! Who lives there?
Astrid: Oh. That'd be Mathilda. O_o She's down right mean, small thing.
KoolAid: Nah, really?
Astrid: Really, small thing.
Boris comes by
Boris: Hi Astrid. Making tree friends again, fish stank?
Astrid: No. Just talking to KoolAid up there, small thing.
Boris: Oh. Hi KoolAid! What's up other than you, fish stank?!!
*LATER*
Boris: So have you met Mathilda, fish stank?
KoolAid: How do you think I ended up in the tree?
Boris: I don't know. She's nice isn't she, fish stank?
Astrid: I'm still here! I'm still here, small thing!!
KoolAid: So you are.
Astrid: I know why she's so mean, small thing.
Boris: Who says she's mean, fish stank?
KoolAid: Why is she mean, Astrid?
Astrid: Cause she's grumpy, small thing. O_O
KoolAid: Yeah. That explains a lot.
Boris: Who says she's grumpy, fish stank?
Astrid: Its probably cause she has to take care of Matt, small thing?
KoolAid: Who's Matt?
Astrid: Her Joey, small thing.
KoolAid: But you have a Joey and you're just a pain.
Astrid: Why thanke, small thing.
Boris: Woo hoo!! Don't ignore me, fish stanks!!
Astrid: I'm sure you don't know how hard it is to take a care of someone, small thing.
KoolAid: I had many brothers that I had to take care of.
Boris: Really? I thought it was only 1stAid, fish stank.
KoolAid: I had to take care of 5. It was a while ago and now they're older. Good. MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!! *eye twitches* Now I could torture them!! But for my luck they're not here. Drat!
Boris and Astrid start moving away from KoolAid
KoolAid: Hey! Where ya goin??!! I torture you everyday and I don't hear you complaining.
Boris: Cool, fish stank. *walks back toward KoolAid and Astrid follows*
KoolAid: Idiots.
Astrid: We're they all boys, small thing?
KoolAid: No. Only 1stAid.
Astrid: Who's that 1stAid you keep talking about, small thing?
Boris: You haven't met him yet, fish stank.
Astrid: Oh. I'd love to, small thing.
KoolAid: No. You wouldn't.
Astrid: Yes. I would, small thing.
KoolAid: No.
Astrid: Yes.
KoolAid: No.
Astrid: Yes.
KoolAid: No.
Astrid: Yes.
Boris: Pickled pig feet, fish stank!!
Both stare at Boris
Boris: You were ignoring me again, fish stank.
Astrid: Well if he's anything like you yes, small thing.
KoolAid: But he's not.
Astrid: Then I don't want to meet him, small thing.
KoolAid: But you will.
Astrid: No I'm not, small thing.
KoolAid: Oh yes you will.
Astrid: No I won't.
KoolAid: Yes you will.
Astrid: No.
KoolAid: Yes.
Boris: Buttered toast!! Fish stank!!
Astrid: Why, small thing?
KoolAid: Because he's going to move here soon.
Astrid: Drat, small thing.
Boris: Wait. Your brother is 19. How could you have taken care of him when you were 3, fish stank??
Astrid: Whoa. Boris calculated, small thing. O_O
KoolAid: O_O
Boris: O_O Yeah I did. Now tell me before I forget what I asked, fish stank.
KoolAid: So? I was one when my sister was born.
Boris: You have a sister? I want to meet her sometime, fish stank.
KoolAid: I have four sisters.
Astrid: I want to meet them all then, small thing.
KoolAid: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boris: Fine. How do you remember taking care of them all, fish stank?
KoolAid: No. My parents tell me these things. Why would I want to remember that?
Astrid: But you just did.
KoolAid: Aw crap!
*LATER* Home
Knock at door. KoolAid answers to see that it was Mathilda. The one who shoved him off the cliff into the tree.
KoolAid: You don't seem like the social type.
Mathilda: May I come in? Thanks, wee one. *walks in*
KoolAid: Rrr. Ok. What do you want?
Mathilda: Who says I want anything, wee one? I came to apologize.
KoolAid: No. You didn't.
Mathilda: Ok so I didn't. I was talking to Boris and he just happen to mention that you used to take care of your brothers, wee one. O_O
KoolAid: Uhhh. Yeah? And?
Mathilda: So I need to take a vacation for a while and I wonder if you could take care of Matt in the meantime, wee one.
KoolAid: I guess. I don't see why not.
Mathilda: Oh good, wee one. *hands Matt to KoolAid*
KoolAid: Hey wait. Now?? I was going to hang out and other stuff. O_o
Mathilda: Good, you'll get help. So here are the numbers on where I'll be and Matt's things, wee one. Kiss, kiss. Mommy will see you in a week, wee one.
KoolAid: Nasty. Mom junk. Wait. A WEEK??!!
Mathilda: That's everything, wee one. Bye. *slams door on way out*
KoolAid: O_O
Matt jumps out of his hands and kicks KoolAid against the wall and he blacks out
*LATERER*
KoolAid awakes to find his house well a wreck
KoolAid: Ahhh!! All my furniture!! Where is that rodent?!
Just as KoolAid gets up something crawls into his shirt
KoolAid: Ahhh!! What the??!! YOU!!
Matt: Heh. *big innocent smile*
KoolAid: I'm not falling for that. I've had training.
Knock at door
KoolAid: Crud. *answers anyway*
Boris: (Pause) Oh, so human guys are the ones who get pregnant, fish stank. Heh heh.
KoolAid: Mathilda left me with Matt. All thanks to you!!
Boris: Oh well. *walks in*You live like a pig, fish stank. I like it.
KoolAid: Man! Now I'll have you clean this up. And you're helping!!
Boris: Heh. You look weird, fish stank.
KoolAid: You're blue! I hate blue!!
Boris: Hey!! I was talking about you with Matt, fish stank!
KoolAid: I don't hate blue then.
Boris: Now what, fish stank?
KoolAid: Ask Matt.
Matt: MOVIE!!!!
Boris: Movie, fish stank?
KoolAid: Veggie tales!!
Boris: Veggie tales?? That sounds lame, fish stank. Who'd wanna watch that?
Matt: Me! Me! Me!
*LATERERER*
KoolAid: I'm done. *walks down stairs* Boris?
Boris is watching TV with Matt
KoolAid: Boris? Boris you can leave now.
Boris: O_O *watching TV* Aw. But its getting to the good part, fish stank.
KoolAid: I thought you said you wouldn't want to watch that.
Boris: I lied, fish stank.
KoolAid: Leave!!
Boris: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *hugs TV* Must watch, fish stank!!!!
KoolAid: I'll let you borrow the videos.
Boris: But I want to watch it here, fish stank.
KoolAid: Now!
Boris: NO!
KoolAid: How bout now?
Boris: NO.
KoolAid: Now?
Boris: No.
KoolAid: Now?
Boris: Fine, fish stank. *finally leaves*
KoolAid: Hey look the movies done.
Matt: Again! Again! Again!
KoolAid: *mutters* Sound like a freaking teletubi. (Pause) How bout this video?
Matt: No.
KoolAid: The same video?
Matt: *nods* Again!!
KoolAid: *eye twitches* Don't say again. Say over.
Matt: Again!!
KoolAid: Over!!
Matt: Again!!
KoolAid: Over!!
Matt: Over!!
KoolAid: Again!!
Matt: Heh heh.
KoolAid: Wait. What?
*MIDNIGHT*
Matt: Over!! Over!! Over!!
KoolAid: *half asleep* You've seen the same video over 24 times!!
Matt: I know!! O_O
KoolAid: Arent you the least bit sleepy?
Matt: Nope. O_O
KoolAid: *sigh*
Matt: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
KoolAid: Liar. *falls on the floor, head first* I'll feel that tomorrow. Zzzzzzz
*MORNING*
KoolAid awakes to an acute pain to the gut
KoolAid: AAhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Matt's jumping up and down on his stomach like it would a trampoline. KoolAid moves out of the way and Matt falls on the floor.
KoolAid: Ha!!
Matt: `Matt, matt, matt, that's where the actions is at`
KoolAid: You can sing also? Your endless joys.
Matt: I'm Bob the tomato!!
KoolAid: And I'm Larry the cucumber now lets go.
Matt: Heh heh.
*Upstairs*
KoolAid: What do you want to eat?
Matt: Cookies!!!!!
KoolAid: Cookies!! Wait. Not for breakfast.
Matt: Cookies!!!!!
KoolAid: How bout Oatmeal? That's what they make oatmeal cookies out of.
Matt: O_O Really? Ok!!
*Later*
The kitchen where ever it is, is covered in what other than oatmeal globs everywhere
Matt: I wanna play with the fishy!!
KoolAid: You cant.
Matt: Why?
KoolAid: It's only to be looked at.
Matt: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he bites.
Matt: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he has teeth.
Matt: I hate teeth too!! See!! *bites KoolAid's leg*
KoolAid: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Matt lets go
Matt: O_O Your foot taste bad.
KoolAid: rrrrrrrr *SIGH*
*Few Mins later*
KoolAid finishes cleaning the kitchen
KoolAid: Matt? Matt?!
Matt: Look what I caught!
Matt is holding B.C. and strangling it while chocking it to death
KoolAid: How in the world did you manage to do that? I've tried doing that for the longest time.
B.C. gives KoolAid and evil look while also saying I'll be your friend if you don't let him kill me
KoolAid: Put the fish back in the tank.
Matt: NO! I caught it!!
KoolAid: If you put that fish back in the tank we could go fishing.
Matt: But I already went fishering.
KoolAid: Real fishing.
Matt: Ok! *throws B.C. at KoolAid*
KoolAid: Ahh!! Um. Nice fishie. O_O *CRUNCH* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Matt: I'm Bob the tomato!! Heeh.
*LATER BY STREAM*
Matt: `Matt, matt, matt, that's where the action is at`
KoolAid: You wanna fish or not?
Matt: I wanna fisher!
KoolAid: Then you have to pay attention.
Matt: Me is paying tention.
KoolAid: Here. Hold the pole like this and cast the reel.
Matt: What real?
KoolAid: The little hook with the worm on it.
Matt: Oh. Sharp thing. O_O Die worm!! *casts reel and lands on other side of stream in a tree*
KoolAid: You had a death wish for that worm I see.
Matt: ^^
KoolAid: Well now we have to get the hook out of the tree.
Matt: Me do it!! *starts pulling violently on the string*
KoolAid spots a hornet's nest in the tree
KoolAid: o_o crap. *Grabs Matt and starts to run*
Matt: Woo!!! We not fishering no more?
KoolAid: Called follow the leader.
Matt: *looks at hornets that begin to emerge out of the tree and starts to chase them* You the leader?
KoolAid: Looks like it! Lets play a game! We both yell while the hornets chase us. Ok?!
Matt: Ok!
Both: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Next day*
Boris: KoolAid open up!! *no answer* Ok. I'll let myself in, drop in.
Boris walks down stairs (always basement) and spots Matt playing a video game while KoolAid is fast asleep
Matt: Wanna play? I beat Fruity a lot.
Boris: Fruity? Oh. Heh. KoolAid's last name, drop in. Hah! Sure. But I wont go easy on you squirt!
Matt: *evil eye* Ok.
Boris: Eh!
*Later*
Boris: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
KoolAid: zzz Hu? WHAT?!!
Boris: He keeps winning at Clu Clu Land, drop in!!
KoolAid: -_-
Boris: You're cheating little man, drop in!!
Matt: `Matt, matt, matt, that's where the action is at`
KoolAid: I got one! `Matt, matt, matt, he is a brat that matt`
Boris: Oooo! Singing contest, drop in!!
Boris takes a deep breath
KoolAid: You remember follow the leader, Matt?
Matt: Yepp.
KoolAid: Well pretend Boris is the hornets.
Matt: Ok!
KoolAid and Matt run upstairs
Boris: Hey! What, drop in?
*Upstairs*
Matt: I want candy!!
KoolAid: Me too!
Matt: O_o
KoolAid: Heh.
Matt: I want candy!!
KoolAid: I don't have none. Wanna go get some?
Matt: Yay!! But I is tired.
KoolAid: Then we'll go later.
Matt: Me just don't want to walk.
KoolAid: Then how do you get there?
Boris comes up stairs with a bunch of videos
KoolAid: What are you doing?
Boris: You said I could borrow them, drop in. So I am. *leaves*
Matt: I want candy!!!
*The day after today* Outside somewhere
Matt: Hi! I'm Bob the Tomato!!
Astrid: What's wrong with him, ting tang wadda wadda bing bang?
KoolAid: He found where I put all the candy at and ate it all.
Matt: `pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum. If you like to talk to tomatoes. If a squash can make you smile. If you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce iiiissslllleeeee. Have we got a show for you!!!
Astrid: O______O
KoolAid: Yeah well at least he's not singing anything bad.
Matt: `Veggie tales, veggie tales, veggie tales!!`
Astrid: How old are you Matt, ting tang wadda wadda bing bang?
Matt: Three!! *puts up five fingers*
Astrid: Right, ting tang wadda wadda bing bang.
Matt: `Broccoli. Celery. Gotta be. Veggie tales!!`
Astrid: (Pause) Well see you later. Good luck, ting tang wadda wadda bing bang. *leaves*
KoolAid: I thought you said you were two.
Matt: He he. `Coli flower. Sweet and sour. Half and hour. Veggie Tales!!`
*Two days after yesterday* By the ocean and its raining.
KoolAid: Are you going to do it right this time?
Matt: Yeah!
KoolAid: You sure?
Matt: Yeah!
KoolAid: Positive?
Matt: What that mean?
KoolAid: Just say yeah.
Matt: Yeah!
KoolAid: Ok. Now cast the reel right there. *Points to shadow*
Matt: Ok! *casts reel by shadow*
Floaty-thing-a-ma-bob passes overhead of the fish
Matt: Fish don't bite.
KoolAid: Those are those stupid/smart blind fishes. Just try again.
Matt casts the reel again and sure enough it bites
Matt: I got it!!
KoolAid: Reel it in!
Matt: Its to big!
KoolAid helps reel it in
Matt: Whoa. You catch big fish.
KoolAid: I've never been able to catch this fish.
Matt: I call it Fruity!!
KoolAid: For a fish?
Matt: You have as last name.
KoolAid: Point well taken.
Mathilda: Matt!!
Matt: MOM!!
Matt runs up to his mom
Matt: Look at what I caught!!
Mathilda: Good gracious. Its hideous, wee one.
KoolAid: Yeah. I guess. Its his.
Mathilda: Oh I cant keep that, wee one. I'm moving now.
KoolAid: Moving?
Mathilda: This nice little paradise where I went. IM LIVING THERE!! Where there are no pesky neighbors like you, wee one. Goodbye! *starts to walk away*
KoolAid: Oh wow, thanks. (Pause) Well bye Matt!
Matt: Bye Fruity!! Bye KoolAid!!
*FLASHBACK OVER*
Well that's how life goes. You have one thing one day and its gone the next. Sometimes I often wonder. Do we really live years as we think of it or one day which last forever in our minds.
-----KoolAid Fruity
Disclaimer: O_o. Soooo anyway. Review me and tell me what ya thought. If you liked it, it was all my idea. If you didn't I'll say one of my siblings told me to do it.
Dear book, dear sounds stupid so I'll just say Book.
My life's not always something I wouldn't want to live with. I enjoy my family, as long as they aren't related to me. I'm finally on my own and yet I still have to take care of my brother. Only reason he's living is cause he's our moms favorite. And I still had to take care of someone even before he moved in to town.
*FLASHBACK*Morning
KoolAid spots someone sleeping outside their house and walks over to see who.
KoolAid: Hello? Aaawww. Look at the little Joey.(That's a baby kangaroo for all you that don't know) Eagh. I sound deranged.
???: Hu? Hey!! Who are you?!! Some type of psycho sick-o path, wee one???!!!!
KoolAid: That's a compliment, right?
???: Hmph!!
Kicks KoolAid and he falls off cliff into a tree. Person/Animal walks into house and slams door.
???: Hi KoolAid!!! What are you doing up there, small thing?!!!
KoolAid: Plltt. Scaring the bees.
???: Ohhh. Ok. But isn't that dangerous, small thing?
KoolAid: Egh! What do you want Astrid?
Astrid: Just wondering if you wanted to go out on a limb and hang out, small thing.
KoolAid: Either you stop bugging me or buzz off!!
Astrid: Fine!! I'll leaf you alone, small thing. Hee hee.
KoolAid: Hey wait! Who lives there?
Astrid: Oh. That'd be Mathilda. O_o She's down right mean, small thing.
KoolAid: Nah, really?
Astrid: Really, small thing.
Boris comes by
Boris: Hi Astrid. Making tree friends again, fish stank?
Astrid: No. Just talking to KoolAid up there, small thing.
Boris: Oh. Hi KoolAid! What's up other than you, fish stank?!!
*LATER*
Boris: So have you met Mathilda, fish stank?
KoolAid: How do you think I ended up in the tree?
Boris: I don't know. She's nice isn't she, fish stank?
Astrid: I'm still here! I'm still here, small thing!!
KoolAid: So you are.
Astrid: I know why she's so mean, small thing.
Boris: Who says she's mean, fish stank?
KoolAid: Why is she mean, Astrid?
Astrid: Cause she's grumpy, small thing. O_O
KoolAid: Yeah. That explains a lot.
Boris: Who says she's grumpy, fish stank?
Astrid: Its probably cause she has to take care of Matt, small thing?
KoolAid: Who's Matt?
Astrid: Her Joey, small thing.
KoolAid: But you have a Joey and you're just a pain.
Astrid: Why thanke, small thing.
Boris: Woo hoo!! Don't ignore me, fish stanks!!
Astrid: I'm sure you don't know how hard it is to take a care of someone, small thing.
KoolAid: I had many brothers that I had to take care of.
Boris: Really? I thought it was only 1stAid, fish stank.
KoolAid: I had to take care of 5. It was a while ago and now they're older. Good. MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!! *eye twitches* Now I could torture them!! But for my luck they're not here. Drat!
Boris and Astrid start moving away from KoolAid
KoolAid: Hey! Where ya goin??!! I torture you everyday and I don't hear you complaining.
Boris: Cool, fish stank. *walks back toward KoolAid and Astrid follows*
KoolAid: Idiots.
Astrid: We're they all boys, small thing?
KoolAid: No. Only 1stAid.
Astrid: Who's that 1stAid you keep talking about, small thing?
Boris: You haven't met him yet, fish stank.
Astrid: Oh. I'd love to, small thing.
KoolAid: No. You wouldn't.
Astrid: Yes. I would, small thing.
KoolAid: No.
Astrid: Yes.
KoolAid: No.
Astrid: Yes.
KoolAid: No.
Astrid: Yes.
Boris: Pickled pig feet, fish stank!!
Both stare at Boris
Boris: You were ignoring me again, fish stank.
Astrid: Well if he's anything like you yes, small thing.
KoolAid: But he's not.
Astrid: Then I don't want to meet him, small thing.
KoolAid: But you will.
Astrid: No I'm not, small thing.
KoolAid: Oh yes you will.
Astrid: No I won't.
KoolAid: Yes you will.
Astrid: No.
KoolAid: Yes.
Boris: Buttered toast!! Fish stank!!
Astrid: Why, small thing?
KoolAid: Because he's going to move here soon.
Astrid: Drat, small thing.
Boris: Wait. Your brother is 19. How could you have taken care of him when you were 3, fish stank??
Astrid: Whoa. Boris calculated, small thing. O_O
KoolAid: O_O
Boris: O_O Yeah I did. Now tell me before I forget what I asked, fish stank.
KoolAid: So? I was one when my sister was born.
Boris: You have a sister? I want to meet her sometime, fish stank.
KoolAid: I have four sisters.
Astrid: I want to meet them all then, small thing.
KoolAid: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boris: Fine. How do you remember taking care of them all, fish stank?
KoolAid: No. My parents tell me these things. Why would I want to remember that?
Astrid: But you just did.
KoolAid: Aw crap!
*LATER* Home
Knock at door. KoolAid answers to see that it was Mathilda. The one who shoved him off the cliff into the tree.
KoolAid: You don't seem like the social type.
Mathilda: May I come in? Thanks, wee one. *walks in*
KoolAid: Rrr. Ok. What do you want?
Mathilda: Who says I want anything, wee one? I came to apologize.
KoolAid: No. You didn't.
Mathilda: Ok so I didn't. I was talking to Boris and he just happen to mention that you used to take care of your brothers, wee one. O_O
KoolAid: Uhhh. Yeah? And?
Mathilda: So I need to take a vacation for a while and I wonder if you could take care of Matt in the meantime, wee one.
KoolAid: I guess. I don't see why not.
Mathilda: Oh good, wee one. *hands Matt to KoolAid*
KoolAid: Hey wait. Now?? I was going to hang out and other stuff. O_o
Mathilda: Good, you'll get help. So here are the numbers on where I'll be and Matt's things, wee one. Kiss, kiss. Mommy will see you in a week, wee one.
KoolAid: Nasty. Mom junk. Wait. A WEEK??!!
Mathilda: That's everything, wee one. Bye. *slams door on way out*
KoolAid: O_O
Matt jumps out of his hands and kicks KoolAid against the wall and he blacks out
*LATERER*
KoolAid awakes to find his house well a wreck
KoolAid: Ahhh!! All my furniture!! Where is that rodent?!
Just as KoolAid gets up something crawls into his shirt
KoolAid: Ahhh!! What the??!! YOU!!
Matt: Heh. *big innocent smile*
KoolAid: I'm not falling for that. I've had training.
Knock at door
KoolAid: Crud. *answers anyway*
Boris: (Pause) Oh, so human guys are the ones who get pregnant, fish stank. Heh heh.
KoolAid: Mathilda left me with Matt. All thanks to you!!
Boris: Oh well. *walks in*You live like a pig, fish stank. I like it.
KoolAid: Man! Now I'll have you clean this up. And you're helping!!
Boris: Heh. You look weird, fish stank.
KoolAid: You're blue! I hate blue!!
Boris: Hey!! I was talking about you with Matt, fish stank!
KoolAid: I don't hate blue then.
Boris: Now what, fish stank?
KoolAid: Ask Matt.
Matt: MOVIE!!!!
Boris: Movie, fish stank?
KoolAid: Veggie tales!!
Boris: Veggie tales?? That sounds lame, fish stank. Who'd wanna watch that?
Matt: Me! Me! Me!
*LATERERER*
KoolAid: I'm done. *walks down stairs* Boris?
Boris is watching TV with Matt
KoolAid: Boris? Boris you can leave now.
Boris: O_O *watching TV* Aw. But its getting to the good part, fish stank.
KoolAid: I thought you said you wouldn't want to watch that.
Boris: I lied, fish stank.
KoolAid: Leave!!
Boris: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *hugs TV* Must watch, fish stank!!!!
KoolAid: I'll let you borrow the videos.
Boris: But I want to watch it here, fish stank.
KoolAid: Now!
Boris: NO!
KoolAid: How bout now?
Boris: NO.
KoolAid: Now?
Boris: No.
KoolAid: Now?
Boris: Fine, fish stank. *finally leaves*
KoolAid: Hey look the movies done.
Matt: Again! Again! Again!
KoolAid: *mutters* Sound like a freaking teletubi. (Pause) How bout this video?
Matt: No.
KoolAid: The same video?
Matt: *nods* Again!!
KoolAid: *eye twitches* Don't say again. Say over.
Matt: Again!!
KoolAid: Over!!
Matt: Again!!
KoolAid: Over!!
Matt: Over!!
KoolAid: Again!!
Matt: Heh heh.
KoolAid: Wait. What?
*MIDNIGHT*
Matt: Over!! Over!! Over!!
KoolAid: *half asleep* You've seen the same video over 24 times!!
Matt: I know!! O_O
KoolAid: Arent you the least bit sleepy?
Matt: Nope. O_O
KoolAid: *sigh*
Matt: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
KoolAid: Liar. *falls on the floor, head first* I'll feel that tomorrow. Zzzzzzz
*MORNING*
KoolAid awakes to an acute pain to the gut
KoolAid: AAhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Matt's jumping up and down on his stomach like it would a trampoline. KoolAid moves out of the way and Matt falls on the floor.
KoolAid: Ha!!
Matt: `Matt, matt, matt, that's where the actions is at`
KoolAid: You can sing also? Your endless joys.
Matt: I'm Bob the tomato!!
KoolAid: And I'm Larry the cucumber now lets go.
Matt: Heh heh.
*Upstairs*
KoolAid: What do you want to eat?
Matt: Cookies!!!!!
KoolAid: Cookies!! Wait. Not for breakfast.
Matt: Cookies!!!!!
KoolAid: How bout Oatmeal? That's what they make oatmeal cookies out of.
Matt: O_O Really? Ok!!
*Later*
The kitchen where ever it is, is covered in what other than oatmeal globs everywhere
Matt: I wanna play with the fishy!!
KoolAid: You cant.
Matt: Why?
KoolAid: It's only to be looked at.
Matt: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he bites.
Matt: Why?
KoolAid: Cause he has teeth.
Matt: I hate teeth too!! See!! *bites KoolAid's leg*
KoolAid: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Matt lets go
Matt: O_O Your foot taste bad.
KoolAid: rrrrrrrr *SIGH*
*Few Mins later*
KoolAid finishes cleaning the kitchen
KoolAid: Matt? Matt?!
Matt: Look what I caught!
Matt is holding B.C. and strangling it while chocking it to death
KoolAid: How in the world did you manage to do that? I've tried doing that for the longest time.
B.C. gives KoolAid and evil look while also saying I'll be your friend if you don't let him kill me
KoolAid: Put the fish back in the tank.
Matt: NO! I caught it!!
KoolAid: If you put that fish back in the tank we could go fishing.
Matt: But I already went fishering.
KoolAid: Real fishing.
Matt: Ok! *throws B.C. at KoolAid*
KoolAid: Ahh!! Um. Nice fishie. O_O *CRUNCH* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Matt: I'm Bob the tomato!! Heeh.
*LATER BY STREAM*
Matt: `Matt, matt, matt, that's where the action is at`
KoolAid: You wanna fish or not?
Matt: I wanna fisher!
KoolAid: Then you have to pay attention.
Matt: Me is paying tention.
KoolAid: Here. Hold the pole like this and cast the reel.
Matt: What real?
KoolAid: The little hook with the worm on it.
Matt: Oh. Sharp thing. O_O Die worm!! *casts reel and lands on other side of stream in a tree*
KoolAid: You had a death wish for that worm I see.
Matt: ^^
KoolAid: Well now we have to get the hook out of the tree.
Matt: Me do it!! *starts pulling violently on the string*
KoolAid spots a hornet's nest in the tree
KoolAid: o_o crap. *Grabs Matt and starts to run*
Matt: Woo!!! We not fishering no more?
KoolAid: Called follow the leader.
Matt: *looks at hornets that begin to emerge out of the tree and starts to chase them* You the leader?
KoolAid: Looks like it! Lets play a game! We both yell while the hornets chase us. Ok?!
Matt: Ok!
Both: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Next day*
Boris: KoolAid open up!! *no answer* Ok. I'll let myself in, drop in.
Boris walks down stairs (always basement) and spots Matt playing a video game while KoolAid is fast asleep
Matt: Wanna play? I beat Fruity a lot.
Boris: Fruity? Oh. Heh. KoolAid's last name, drop in. Hah! Sure. But I wont go easy on you squirt!
Matt: *evil eye* Ok.
Boris: Eh!
*Later*
Boris: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
KoolAid: zzz Hu? WHAT?!!
Boris: He keeps winning at Clu Clu Land, drop in!!
KoolAid: -_-
Boris: You're cheating little man, drop in!!
Matt: `Matt, matt, matt, that's where the action is at`
KoolAid: I got one! `Matt, matt, matt, he is a brat that matt`
Boris: Oooo! Singing contest, drop in!!
Boris takes a deep breath
KoolAid: You remember follow the leader, Matt?
Matt: Yepp.
KoolAid: Well pretend Boris is the hornets.
Matt: Ok!
KoolAid and Matt run upstairs
Boris: Hey! What, drop in?
*Upstairs*
Matt: I want candy!!
KoolAid: Me too!
Matt: O_o
KoolAid: Heh.
Matt: I want candy!!
KoolAid: I don't have none. Wanna go get some?
Matt: Yay!! But I is tired.
KoolAid: Then we'll go later.
Matt: Me just don't want to walk.
KoolAid: Then how do you get there?
Boris comes up stairs with a bunch of videos
KoolAid: What are you doing?
Boris: You said I could borrow them, drop in. So I am. *leaves*
Matt: I want candy!!!
*The day after today* Outside somewhere
Matt: Hi! I'm Bob the Tomato!!
Astrid: What's wrong with him, ting tang wadda wadda bing bang?
KoolAid: He found where I put all the candy at and ate it all.
Matt: `pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum. If you like to talk to tomatoes. If a squash can make you smile. If you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce iiiissslllleeeee. Have we got a show for you!!!
Astrid: O______O
KoolAid: Yeah well at least he's not singing anything bad.
Matt: `Veggie tales, veggie tales, veggie tales!!`
Astrid: How old are you Matt, ting tang wadda wadda bing bang?
Matt: Three!! *puts up five fingers*
Astrid: Right, ting tang wadda wadda bing bang.
Matt: `Broccoli. Celery. Gotta be. Veggie tales!!`
Astrid: (Pause) Well see you later. Good luck, ting tang wadda wadda bing bang. *leaves*
KoolAid: I thought you said you were two.
Matt: He he. `Coli flower. Sweet and sour. Half and hour. Veggie Tales!!`
*Two days after yesterday* By the ocean and its raining.
KoolAid: Are you going to do it right this time?
Matt: Yeah!
KoolAid: You sure?
Matt: Yeah!
KoolAid: Positive?
Matt: What that mean?
KoolAid: Just say yeah.
Matt: Yeah!
KoolAid: Ok. Now cast the reel right there. *Points to shadow*
Matt: Ok! *casts reel by shadow*
Floaty-thing-a-ma-bob passes overhead of the fish
Matt: Fish don't bite.
KoolAid: Those are those stupid/smart blind fishes. Just try again.
Matt casts the reel again and sure enough it bites
Matt: I got it!!
KoolAid: Reel it in!
Matt: Its to big!
KoolAid helps reel it in
Matt: Whoa. You catch big fish.
KoolAid: I've never been able to catch this fish.
Matt: I call it Fruity!!
KoolAid: For a fish?
Matt: You have as last name.
KoolAid: Point well taken.
Mathilda: Matt!!
Matt: MOM!!
Matt runs up to his mom
Matt: Look at what I caught!!
Mathilda: Good gracious. Its hideous, wee one.
KoolAid: Yeah. I guess. Its his.
Mathilda: Oh I cant keep that, wee one. I'm moving now.
KoolAid: Moving?
Mathilda: This nice little paradise where I went. IM LIVING THERE!! Where there are no pesky neighbors like you, wee one. Goodbye! *starts to walk away*
KoolAid: Oh wow, thanks. (Pause) Well bye Matt!
Matt: Bye Fruity!! Bye KoolAid!!
*FLASHBACK OVER*
Well that's how life goes. You have one thing one day and its gone the next. Sometimes I often wonder. Do we really live years as we think of it or one day which last forever in our minds.
-----KoolAid Fruity
Disclaimer: O_o. Soooo anyway. Review me and tell me what ya thought. If you liked it, it was all my idea. If you didn't I'll say one of my siblings told me to do it.