Zorro's Lush
Life
Jan. 1
Today I saw a bad guy. He was trying to rob a store. But the thing was, he was so nervous; he had the gun facing him. One of the bank tellers laughed at him. And then he died. Well it was sad for me because I usually put a Z in their chest. How could I if I didn't kill him?
Jan 2
I fought some more bad guys. One of them was my mom. I couldn't kill her so I left her unconscious.
Jan 3
I found the girl of my dreams. her name was Lola, she was a showgirl.. (Uh hem) She works at the saloon across from my house. One of the guys was trying to see her ankle, so I drew a Z on his head. If a man ever saw a woman's ankle, it is a sin. While in the process of saving her I got to see it though.
Jan 7
Today was Sunday and I went to church. I have to have my sins forgiven for killing all those men. Anyways, I was there and this guy tried to steal the gold plate on the table. Luckily, I was there and snatched it from him. The pastor looked at us in horror if we were doing something wrong. What was my sin? I was getting God's plate back.
Jan. 1
Today I saw a bad guy. He was trying to rob a store. But the thing was, he was so nervous; he had the gun facing him. One of the bank tellers laughed at him. And then he died. Well it was sad for me because I usually put a Z in their chest. How could I if I didn't kill him?
Jan 2
I fought some more bad guys. One of them was my mom. I couldn't kill her so I left her unconscious.
Jan 3
I found the girl of my dreams. her name was Lola, she was a showgirl.. (Uh hem) She works at the saloon across from my house. One of the guys was trying to see her ankle, so I drew a Z on his head. If a man ever saw a woman's ankle, it is a sin. While in the process of saving her I got to see it though.
Jan 7
Today was Sunday and I went to church. I have to have my sins forgiven for killing all those men. Anyways, I was there and this guy tried to steal the gold plate on the table. Luckily, I was there and snatched it from him. The pastor looked at us in horror if we were doing something wrong. What was my sin? I was getting God's plate back.