Kite, BlackRose, and Balmungs happy fun
torturous deadly super weird adventure
Dis Claimer: Hi. My name is Dis Claimer, and Kyle A.K.A. .Hack//Phantom does not own .Hack!
Letsa go! (A/N: Isn't that from Mario?)
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Kite logged in to the World. He went to Server Sigma, and saw Balmung doing the hapy dance. BlackRose was doing the happy dance, too. Kite scratched his head and pulled out a huge clump of hair.
"What are you guys doing?" Asked Kite.
Balmung started tap dancing, and BlackRose was break dancing. Eventually, Balmung and BlackRose fell off the edge. Then they were teleported in front of Kite. He took the clump of hair in his hand, and put it back on his head.
"You win," Balmung said.
"JUST WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!" Kite yelled.
"We were having a dance contest," BlackRose replied.
"Where are we going today?" Kite questioned.
"How about { No More Wavemaster." Balmung asked.
"OK," They all replied.
Kite, BlackRose, and Balmung went to { No More Wavemaster. When they got there, Elk, Tsukasa, Mistral, and many other Wavemasters were being chased by magic tolerance monsters. Kite killed a Holy Night, while BlackRose and Balmung went after Innis.
Eventually, all of the monsters were dead, or had no more magic tolerance. Mistral was fighting the magic tolerance Innis, by hitting it with her wand. Kite ran up and used Data Drain. Then everyone attacked it. Innis the 2nd had fallen.
"What were you doing here?" Balmung asked.
"We had a message on the board. It told all Wavemasters to come." An exhausted Elk explained.
"Mwahahahahahahaha!"
"What was that?" Tsukasa said anxiously.
"I am Sora, and today I feel like killing Wavemasters!" Sora laughed.
Sora lunged out of a field of Aromatic Grass, and attacked the Wavemasters. Kite hit him once, and he died.
"I'll be back," dead Sora said, running off.
" That was weird!" BlackRose exclaimed.
"Not as weird as this!" Elk yelled doing the macarena.
Everyone goes like this: ^___^`
"OoOoOoOoOo!" Lios the pig-head said (That rhymed). "Guess what I'm gonna sue because I hate you!"
"Die!" BlackRose yelled hitting Lios with Mistral.
Everyone: ^_________________________________^
TO BE CONTINUED **********************************
Me: Did you enjoy it?
Lios: No! I had to die! You are banned from the world!
Me: Are you questioning the only one to know Data Drain, can hack, and is a Blade Master?
Lios: (Is possessed) Please... review... or.... get... hacked... and... Data Drained. (Is unpossessed)
Dis Claimer: Hi. My name is Dis Claimer, and Kyle A.K.A. .Hack//Phantom does not own .Hack!
Letsa go! (A/N: Isn't that from Mario?)
...............................
Kite logged in to the World. He went to Server Sigma, and saw Balmung doing the hapy dance. BlackRose was doing the happy dance, too. Kite scratched his head and pulled out a huge clump of hair.
"What are you guys doing?" Asked Kite.
Balmung started tap dancing, and BlackRose was break dancing. Eventually, Balmung and BlackRose fell off the edge. Then they were teleported in front of Kite. He took the clump of hair in his hand, and put it back on his head.
"You win," Balmung said.
"JUST WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!" Kite yelled.
"We were having a dance contest," BlackRose replied.
"Where are we going today?" Kite questioned.
"How about { No More Wavemaster." Balmung asked.
"OK," They all replied.
Kite, BlackRose, and Balmung went to { No More Wavemaster. When they got there, Elk, Tsukasa, Mistral, and many other Wavemasters were being chased by magic tolerance monsters. Kite killed a Holy Night, while BlackRose and Balmung went after Innis.
Eventually, all of the monsters were dead, or had no more magic tolerance. Mistral was fighting the magic tolerance Innis, by hitting it with her wand. Kite ran up and used Data Drain. Then everyone attacked it. Innis the 2nd had fallen.
"What were you doing here?" Balmung asked.
"We had a message on the board. It told all Wavemasters to come." An exhausted Elk explained.
"Mwahahahahahahaha!"
"What was that?" Tsukasa said anxiously.
"I am Sora, and today I feel like killing Wavemasters!" Sora laughed.
Sora lunged out of a field of Aromatic Grass, and attacked the Wavemasters. Kite hit him once, and he died.
"I'll be back," dead Sora said, running off.
" That was weird!" BlackRose exclaimed.
"Not as weird as this!" Elk yelled doing the macarena.
Everyone goes like this: ^___^`
"OoOoOoOoOo!" Lios the pig-head said (That rhymed). "Guess what I'm gonna sue because I hate you!"
"Die!" BlackRose yelled hitting Lios with Mistral.
Everyone: ^_________________________________^
TO BE CONTINUED **********************************
Me: Did you enjoy it?
Lios: No! I had to die! You are banned from the world!
Me: Are you questioning the only one to know Data Drain, can hack, and is a Blade Master?
Lios: (Is possessed) Please... review... or.... get... hacked... and... Data Drained. (Is unpossessed)