I just feel I need to add a new chapter already, I have to, and I will do! Once again, I don't own the shows, but I own the crazy idea of combining them so I stick my tongue out at you! Never mind that bit… Let us continue!

Firstly – Davy Blaine's giving up early? Oh, well… It was a good try mate!

~CHAOS & DISORDER ACTUALLY BEGINS~

Malik had regained consciousness after being hit by a fork. *Huh? What's that? It was a mop? Oh, yeah!* I'm sorry, being hit by a mop. He wondered again how he fell into the trap that the 'Janitors Union' had especially and carefully planned for him.

[They know too much of my plans to overrule the Pharaoh… I will stop them! …Once my headache goes away…] He thought to himself. He stumbled over a mop bucket and landed face first on the ground. *That's gonna hurt in the morning…* Once again, he was unconscious. Bakura looked down on him. In a strange way, it was almost sweet when he was defenceless… *I SWEAR I'M NOT MAKING THIS YAOI!!!*

Meanwhile, in Faye's room, the girls were talking and gossiping about the guys.

"You girls will not believe what has happened lately with the last few bounties!" Faye started.

"I'm pretty sure I can guess! After all, you're my cousin!" Mai stated.

"Something's tugging my hair!" Ishizu said. It was Rebecca, *Oh, God not her…* who felt alone in Faye's room with all these older girls.

"Huh? A kid? Why don't I let Spike show you where Ed is?" Faye asked Rebecca.

"Ed? Ed's a boy isn't he?! I'm not going to talk to a boy! Boys are silly, aren't they Teddy?" Rebecca shouted.

"No, Ed's a girl! Just let me get Spike to take you to her… SPIKE, GET HERE!!!" Faye replied. Spike ran to Faye as if she was a drill sergeant that you didn't want to mess with. "There, if you just follow Spike here he'll show you to Ed, WON'T HE…" Faye said through gritted teeth.

"Yes, I will! And what's your name lil' missy?" Spike asked Rebecca but she didn't answer. She seemed a bit shy for once in her irritant life. [Please, God don't tell me this little kid has a crush on me! Then again, I AM irresistible to the ladies!] He thought as he led Rebecca away.

"Err… Well, let's continue…" Serenity said, trying to hear what Faye had to say.

"Yes, anyway…" Faye started. But if this was an actual film, the camera would zoom out of Faye's room, to the kitchen, where Tristan and Joey were attempting to raid the fridge.

"KEEP OUT!" A voice kept on shouting at Joey.

"I think you better do what that guy says Joey. He looks like he means business!" Tristan advised Joey. Spike had walked past the kitchen seeing Joey thrown out for the un-countable-th time. Spike had looked in the fridge which seemed to have a few items out but he knew why.

"Jet, just ignore the pests! They're too big for any mouse-traps!" Spike said grabbing a beer.

"Fine, they just can't their hands on this feast today!" A man with a robotic arm replied. "Is it true Faye's cousin is here? I wonder if she's as stubborn as her!" *Okay, who's gonna be brave and tell him?*

"I hope not! The last thing I need is more money lost from too many gamblers! I want some money too y'know!" Spike complained. Tristan and Joey were being very puzzled outside the kitchen by Duke.

"How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Duke asked.

"How are we supposed to know? Or at least how am I? I'm only here for the beer!" Joey answered rather randomly.

"Aren't we supposed to do something else?" Tristan questioned. Thus the room went black like a power-cut! It seemed light wasn't going to be found for a while… *Great Cliff-hanger! Stop now!*

~DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL~

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