S@n-ch@n: Hello again! Thank you ChristyKay and Jenna! ^_^ You reviewed us! I'm getting you a… cookie? Or just a THANK YOU from me!
Sn@ke: OK, cut the fluffy feelings. This means I need to kill the rest of the world for NOT reviewing our evil tuinkabouter story. And then something else: I need to go to a graduation party in an hour, so I think I start of typing. OK?
S@n-ch@n: :( O… Kay… I guess. Just don't kill the keyboard please… You know, when you think it's broke, you just need to hug it and call it sweet names and it'll work again… ^^
Sn@ke: Yeah, sure. Just don't cut it in little pieces with those long fingernails you've got. The keys on the board are getting jagged. ANYWAY, ANYHOW. Let's start this new chapter of the evil tuinkabouter and start of with a fight!!!!!!
S@n-ch@n: WTF? A fight?!! It's Kagome's birthday and you know it. We're gonna start of with a nice conversation between IY and Miroku!
Sn@ke: No, FIRST a fight THEN a conversation!
S@n-ch@n: But who the HELL are they gonna fight and what purpose does it have? Man you guys only want fights… Oww here's a contest for the readers: HOW OLD do you think my brother is?!!
Sn@ke: It will have a function. If it isn't for the story then it's just to illustrate that Inuyasha isn't always sleeping in a tree.
S@n-ch@n: BUT HE IS!
Sn@ke: Not today, now let's begin…
The Evil Tuinkabouter
Chapter 2
"Ha, nice move! For a low youkai like you!", Inuyasha grinned when he jumped around evading some slow moves the centipede youkai made. The bastard had 3 shards embedded in its body, so Inuyasha didn't have any intentions to let him go. Of course anyone knows that Inuyasha needs Kagome to see the shards, but I just needed a nice reason to let him fight the thing (and let my sister shut up)
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S@n-ch@n: OH BOY! This is gonna be a long day… My dear *cough* brother, the comma you put up there needs to be eliminated! ARGH! AND Kagome is the only one who can sense the shards and SEE them… Inuyasha doesn't know where the shards are, how many are in the centipede's body, he can only have a feeling that it had to have its power boosted 'cause the centipede is too strong! Man… You only want a fight for a fight or something? I'M THE ONE WITH THE EXPERIENCE HERE! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME!
Sn@ke: Don't flame me, will ya? I'll promise I make it a short fight.
S@n-ch@n: This is so totally not a flame… I wanna see you receive a flame… You'd go sulking in your room… *giggle* Man you act like you're in kindergarten… ANYWAY! If you wanna have a fight, just wait ' till the time is right! AND that rhymes!!!
Sn@ke: *sweatdrop* let's just continue…
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So the centipede didn't have any shards or something, because Inuyasha can't sense them. It was just attacking the village…(anything to make my sister happy, you should know how much she is correcting me here)(in some or 3 lines she will want a scene change or so to say I'm wrong AGAIN). Inuyasha was glad to have some exercise since it had all been a bit quiet the last weeks.
"And now for my favourite attack: Kaze no Kizu!!!!!!"
The nice flashy sparks and all went flying through the air and the centipede was ripped to pieces.
"Ha, that will teach you not to steal any instant noodles from who whatsoever (I know, bad English, who cares)(S@n-ch@n: I DO!)(Shut up!)
"Nice work, Inuyasha!", Miroku shouted from a distance, "for a moment I thought I had to use my Kazaana."
"Keh! You really think that was needed? I could have killed this guy with two hands tied to my back."
"Yeah, sure. Change of subject, do you know what day it is?"
"The day I slayed this centipede youkai?"
Miroku gave Inuyasha a punch on his head and stated, "Inuyasha, you just broke one of the rules of fancying a girl."
The hanyou in question rubbed his head.
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S@n-ch@n: Can I write? Can I write… Those parts are my favourites!!
Sn@ke: Just a little longer, you can go in some like 5 or 10 lines
S@n-ch@n: BUT! You'll screw the plot or something!
Sn@ke: No, no, I'm just giving you a challenge for writing and putting in some humour. The jokes-
S@n-ch@n: WTF? What are you babbling about man… I wanna write the conversation… You had your stupid fight!
Sn@ke: But it was short! Now just a little longer.
S@n-ch@n: That's what you get when you write fights!
Sn@ke: Okay, but this chapter is doomed to be not fun and so, and now I go away just saying how I hate you and then I am going to party with a lot of my friends and telling them how much I wanted to write and I am going to drink lots of beer and get drunk, because you'll only have to be 16 in Holland to be allowed to do that. Man! What a long sentence! Word is giving it a green grammar line! OK, now I hate you and I leave *stands up and walks through the door and smacks it with a lot of noise*
S@n-ch@n: FINALLY! Victory is mine! My brother doesn't really get the fact that there ARE certain obvious things (like IY can't sense shards) that you have to think about when writing a fic. He says I take it too seriously… He says it's a humour fic and so he thinks you can do everything you want! *sigh* You know, we really had a big fight 1 minute ago… Am I glad he had to go somewhere! I'll go and write now and promise you readers the next chapter will be more story-line than fights between me and my brother…
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"Miroku… I don't know what the fuck you're implying! I know today is another useless day 'cause Kagome had to get home for her 'birthday' or something… KEH! Shard hunt! That's what matters!"
"Inuyasha… It's Lady Kagome's birthday. Get her something nice!"
"Why the hell would I do that…"
Miroku moved closer to Inuyasha and whispered: "If you ever want to get somewhere with her, get her something for her birthday. She'd never expect it from you, AND it's a personal gift! She'd say *high pitched voice* Oh Inuyasha, that's so sweet! I love you!"
"Fuck off Miroku! Her birthday is 500 years in the future! I've got time…"
"But Inuyasha… It's the perfect occasion to get closer with her…and-"
"WHO EVER SAID I WANTED TO GET CLOSER WITH HER?!!"
*sigh* "Inuyasha… is he being perverted again?" Sango said, walking up to the arguing guys.
"Ah, Sango. What pleasure to see such beauty after an uptight fight…"
"You… BAKA!" Sango hissed at him, smashing his head with her Hiraikotsu.
"Miroku was talking me into getting something for Kagome's birthday, KEH!"
"You know… It's not that bad an idea!" Sango stated.
"Keh! Just know that I ain't gonna!" Inuyasha said grumpy.
"Whatever! We can just go and visit her!" Sango reasoned, suddenly realising… "What the… HOUSHI!" she yelled and beat the crap out of Miroku.
After a lot of convincing Inuyasha and beating Miroku they all walked up the path towards the well. Inuyasha sneakily picked some flowers for Kagome… Miroku did have a point… ^_~
They joined hands and went through the well, but when they got out (Miroku gained another bump when he "helped Sango") Inuyasha noticed something strange…
"I smell a youkai."
"Now that you mention it, I do sense something…"
Inuyasha got out and sniffed the air, walking the direction of the smell, not noticing where he was going… Meaning he ended up in the pond…
SPLASH
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"Inuyasha… You should watch where you're going…"
"Whatever! The youkai should be very close to here… Meaning right next to me, actually…"
"Inuyasha! I heard a *splash* and went out to see what happened! Is everyth- What are you doing in the pond??" Kagome questioned, running towards them.
"Chasing a youkai."
"There are no youkai in this time, Inuyasha! Get used to it!"
"I swear I smell something youkai… I actually think *sniff*sniff* it's this THING here…"
"What is that, Lady Kagome?"
"It's a garden gnome, or Tuinkabouter. I got it from my grandpa!" Kagome smiled.
"Hm… Still smells like youkai."
"Oww, come on Inuyasha, it's not possible. Let's go inside! I've got a delicious birthday cake!"
With reluctance Inuyasha went with them. Glancing back at the Tuinkabouter he swore he saw it grin at him evilly. He shook it off and looked again. The Tuinkabouter smiled. He decided to let it rest and went inside with the others.
The Tuinkabouter cackled and started to glow…
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S@n-ch@n: MWAHHAHAHA! Evil cliffhanger! Anyway… Here's a contest for you:
Guess my brother's age!
^_^ I think that's nice enough for a contest…
I hope you enjoyed! Leave us a review and guess my brother's age!
The winner gets the next chapter dedicated to him/her!
Thihi… Please guess he's five years old… I want to see the look on his face! I'm mean, ain't I? Yes I am. Sometimes… ^^;; Anyway…
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