Sn@ke: And hello again, my dear fans and friends! This time we are going to start serious on the story and don't argue so much as last chapter. Right, sis?
S@n-ch@n: Yup… And since I'm colouring my picture… My brother will be writing a big part of this chapter. ^_^ (And because he complained about having written to little… After I checked it… I ehm… Partly agreed on that ^_^)
Sn@ke: For now we stopped the war between Bro and Sis and we will write this chapter in peace *holds a baseball-bat behind his back*. I will show you all I can write much more than only fights. Here comes a QUIET CONVERSATION!!!!!!! *huge fireworks go off while Sn@ke starts writing*
The Evil Tuinkabouter
Chapter 3
Kagome lead Sango, Miroku and Inuyasha into the house.
"For a change I can show you my house", Kagome said, "unlike the Sengoku Jidai this house is one hundred percent youkai-free."
"Is not!", Inuyasha replied.
Kagome looked back over her shoulder as if she was stung by a bee.
"Is too!"
After saying she glared at Inuyasha with a face like 'if you begin about that tuinkabouter again, I'll kill you'. Inuyasha just looked back with a face like 'is not anyway'.
"Let's just continue", Kagome continued, "Here we have the kitchen. In it we have some nice gadgets like the oven, the stove and something really handy what took at least 500 years to develop, else they would have made it earlier: the rice boiler."
"Hey, Kagome, what's this?", Sango asked.
"That's a microwave. It heats things up, but not like an oven, like those instant noodles."
Inuyasha was suddenly very interested in the microwave.
"Here you have a slice of birthdaycake."
Kagome gave everybody a slice of the birthdaycake. The applepie was carefully cut in eight pieces.
"Hey, where's Inuyasha?", Kagome wondered, "Ah, probably playing with Souta or something."
When Sango and Miroku finished their slice of pie Kagome showed them the living room.
"Hey, Kagome, do you also have a microwave in the living room?", Miroku asked.
Kagome looked at the TV.
"No, that's a television. It shows a lot of things on the front."
Kagome turned on the TV to show the two how it worked.
"Hey, that's us when we got that shard from that youkai last week", Sango noticed.
"Does it always show what we have done?", Miroku asked
"No, you can switch from channel with the remote. In Dutch called an 'afstandsbediening', but I won't deal further about that word (AN: that would make the story to educational). Here, try it."
Kagome gave the remote to Miroku. After fucking up the brightness and contrast and setting the volume on it's maximum he finally got the hang of it. After zapping through some channels he stopped at a certain channel.
"What's that?", he asked
Kagome got a twitch in her right eye and a big anime-sweatdrop appeared on her head.
"That, Miroku-sama, is the porn channel…"
"Oh", Miroku looked from Kagome to the TV again, "would those girls bare my child?"
In a split second Sango took out her Hiraikotsu and smashed Miroku to the floor.
"O…kay…, let's get back to the kitchen."
The three went back to the kitchen where Inuyasha just had returned.
"Hey, Inuyasha, where were you?", Kagome asked.
"I was searching for those yellow things."
The microwave gave a short ring.
"Ah, they're finished", Inuyasha said with a big smile.
Inuyasha took the noodles out of the microwave. Kagome sighed and turned around. When she looked at the table she noticed there were only 4 pieces of birthdaycake lying on it.
"SOUTAAAAA!!!! DID YOU EAT A PIECE WITHOUT ASKING?!"
Souta came running from the other side of the house.
"What's wrong, nee-chan? I didn't do anything."
Sango looked at the table.
"There's nothin' wrong here. There were 8 pieces and we ate 4."
"No, that baka over there needed something else", Kagome said with a bit of anger.
She pointed to Inuyasha who was just eating the last bit of ramen out of the plastic cup.
"Hey, yeah. Now where did that 4th piece go to?"
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Sn@ke: There! Not bad for a guy, ey? Now you can have the keyboard, sis. I'm finished for this chapter. You like it?
S@n-ch@n: Hai! It's cool… Ok… Figure something interesting San-chan…
Sn@ke: OK, this scares me, my sister actually LIKES what I type… Anyway, give it your best shot, sis.
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Suddenly they heard a scream from the living room…
"AH! That's DISGUSTING!"
"Ah, I'm sorry for our cat. I guess he ate something that his stomach didn't like…"
Kagome heard this little bit and had an idea where that piece of cake went.
"BUYO!!!" she yelled and paced back to the living room. "You stupid cat! Go outside… NOW!" she said and grabbed the cat to place it outside the backdoor, in the garden.
"I'm so sorry. He's just stupid like that! I'll go clean it." she apologised to the adult guests that were having a conversation with her mom before Buyo started throwing up.
"Ah, no Kagome, I'll clean it. It's your birthday after all, and you're having friends over!" her mom told her and went with her to the kitchen to get a wet towel or something to clean the mess.
"So did your cat eat the 4th piece of cake, Kagome-sama?" Miroku asked.
"I figure he did… I don't think he'd start throwing up his usual meals, they're supposed to be good for him, with the right vitamins and all other good stuff that's in it…"
"Well, I guess that solves it. That cat gets weirder by the day, don't you think, nee-chan?" Souta replied.
"Hai…" Kagome said -_-; "I don't know why we still keep him here…"
"Well, he actually was the reason why you met Inuyasha!" Souta said with lights in his eyes, "Wouldn't want to miss that!"
"Of course not… Ya don't know what life is 'till you meet me…"
"Inuyasha…" Kagome started, sending a warning glare at Inuyasha, but he didn't get her and went on.
"I'm just your angel!"
While Kagome was thinking about 's'-ing him, this comment just made her laugh.
"ANGEL! HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE!"
"What?" Inuyasha said confused by her sudden shout-out.
"HAHAHAHA!" Kagome was still laughing…
"Keh!"
Kagome went closer to him and stated, "My demonic angel!"
"Whatever… I was just joking ya kn-" he stopped in the middle of his sentence 'cause Kagome was examining him from head to toe.
"What do you think you're doing wench?!"
"Well, you could be an angel… Your white/silver hair looks good enough, and your amber/golden eyes match the picture too. However…"
"Keh, WHAT EVER!"
"…Your curses totally get you back to being an earthling."
All the while Shippo, Sango and Miroku were chuckling at the scene… Inuyasha and the word angel just didn't quite fit together… *snicker*
What they didn't know was that outside, Buyo encountered the Tuinkabouter, while wandering through the backyard. His hairs raised when he felt the evil aura around it…
Something wasn't quite right with it…
…And Buyo was sure it weren't only the pieces of birthdaycake he thought he saw around its mouth…
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S@n-ch@n: Well that was cool I thought! But if the Tuinkabouter ate the piece of birthdaycake… What was wrong with Buyo's digestion? FIND OUT! NEXT TIME!
Sn@ke: Ehm… I think I am getting a bit confused here. I actually don't have any idea what lil' 'nee-chan is thinking of now. I guess I have to wait too 'till next time o_o
S@n-ch@n: BTW I think I have an idea for a new fanfiction, I'm gonna write it by myself (be glad) and the basics will be based on a book I read. Though it'll not follow the storyline completely, that is… Anyway, before I start on it I'm gonna make a schedule (for a change) 'cause I need to figure out which of the main characters of the book are gonna be Inuyasha-tachi and which characters I'll make up. And the scenes and chapter ranging… The book is 600 pages… So that's why I need to figure out things before I'm gonna write something. ANYHOW this has nothing to do with the Tuinkabouter, so I guess this was it!
And… We have a winner of the contest!
My brother has just turned eighteen. *rolls her eyes* Not that it looks like it though ^_^
ChristyKay guessed 17, so I guess that counts 'cause at the time he was still 17.
And… I guess you all were pretty close (too lazy to check all the reviews… ^_~)
JA NE!
And please review… (And ChristyKay… I hereby give you permission to review as much as you want ^_^ I enjoy your reviews!)