S@n-ch@n: Hello minna-san! I'm back! Yeah… I am back, for my brother isn't here… at the moment. So I'll take advantage of the situation and will write the most this chapter ^_^
Sn@ke: … Not here…
S@n-ch@n: See? ^_^ ^_^
The Evil Tuinkabouter
Chapter 4
Buyo quickly ran away from the weird, mysterious aura that lingered around the Tuinkabouter. It chilled him to the bones; he was sure there was something seriously wrong with the garden-gnome.
As he stopped, panting by the front door, he realised he couldn't get back in. Kagome had shut the door. The lazy cat decided all possible effort to get back in would be useless and so he made himself comfortable in front of the door, and fell asleep.
His stomach hurt so much, that he couldn't even sleep.
And he swore to himself that he'd never sip from a puddle of spilled, brown, bubbling stuff again.
(S@n-ch@n: Explanation: he had some Coca Cola and is now sick… So that's why he had to puke ^_~)
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(S@n-ch@n: Ahh… Writersblock sucks… Yes, I've just become aware of that… -_-;;)
"Guys, I guess I'll show you my room then!" Kagome exclaimed.
"Keh… Sure…"
"Inuyasha, you already know what it looks like… Maybe the others would like to know too…"
"Inuyasha… You sneaky- You been in her room?" Miroku winked to Inuyasha.
"Shut up, you perv! Of course I've been in her room, I had to drag her back multiple times!"
"Ah… Inuyasha! You are such a nitwit! You've had several opportunities and you only came to drag her back… *nods his head* If I were you I'd-"
"Shut the f*ck up, houshi! I'm glad you're not me! Now go and grope Sango or something!"
"Ah… I don't think that's a good idea Inuyash-" Sango started, but stopped to whack Miroku off of her butt, "YOU HENTAI! DON'T YOU EVER LEARN!?"
"Ah, Sango-chan, Miroku-sama… Please, I don't mind but my mother's guests might get weird thoughts…" she said, trying to calm those two. Not only was she worried about the guests, Sango's Hiraikotsu had only missed the wall, some vases, a couple of paintings and the standing clock with barely a millimetre.
"Gomen, Kagome-sama. I'll try to behave properl-" Miroku started, but as always his hands led a life of their own…
"HENT-" Sango started to yell, but remembered Kagome's comment and hissed, while twitching with her right eye, "If you ever touch me again I'll be sure you won't be able to do ANYTHING for a whole week *glare* understood?"
"Ye-yes… But your beauty is so irresistible…"
"Cut the crap, Miroku…" Inuyasha stated, while they finally were up the stairs. Kagome opened the door to her all-familiar room.
"Well, this is my room, then."
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S@n-ch@n: Ah… Just when you NEED a bro for ideas, he's not here to bother you… -_-;;
*keys turn in lock*
*familiar, sinister footsteps*
*door opens*
Sn@ke: hey, sis! How's life?
S@n-ch@n: Speak of the devil…
Sn@ke: Watcha doin'? *reads screen* *looks at sis* *eyes are red with anger* *smacks sis in the face*
S@n-ch@n: *goes flying through the room*
Sn@ke: Do you really think they have standing clocks in average Japanese homes? STANDING CLOCKS ARE DUTCH!!!!! Or at least European…
S@n-ch@n: Who cares? We are also using a tuinkabouter!!!! So what the f*ck does it matter?!!
Sn@ke: *ties sis to the microwave* (Hey, we have it standing here in the computer-room and it's the only heavy thing which I can tie a rope to) (by the way, haven't used it for 4 years…) (wonder what the inside looks like…)
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"Ah, Kagome-sama, this is a nice room," Miroku said, "It has a nice girl's scent"
Sango wanted to take out her Hiraikotsu and smash Miroku on the head, but hesitated. It wasn't that big of an insult and also the guests might hear it. Besides, she found Miroku's face looked cute from the angle she was looking from. (Yes, my people. Sn@ke is creating a sub-plot. I'll show you I can do more than only battles.)
Inuyasha stayed at the doorway.
"Keh, this room isn't even big enough for us all and Sango's Hiraikotsu!"
Kagome looked with a glare to Inuyasha. She wanted to scream 'Osuwari' to him, but again the guests might hear it and she just continued.
"Anyway, this is the desk I make my homework on when I'm home, this is the bed I usually sleep in before Inuyasha wakes me up and there's a standing clock which tells me the time…"
Kagome tilted her head a little to the side.
"Hey, what the fuck? I don't remember a Dutch or European standing clock in my room."
Miroku looked at the clock.
"Ehm…this looks like youkai influences, but there shouldn't be any youkai in this time."
"Hah! I told you it smelled like youkai here," Inuyasha grinned.
"Kagome, what is that in your backyard?" Sango yelled.
"It looks like my tuinkabouter…"
What's this I feel?
Kagome put her hand before her mouth and gasped.
"He…He has a Shikon shard in his puntmuts!"
Inuyasha ran to the window.
"If he has a shard we can fight him. Let's get him!"
Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango jumped through the window. Inuyasha ran to the tuinkabouter and began shouting at him. Kagome was still in her room.
"It's a bit high to jump *sweatdrop*."
Miroku looked at Inuyasha.
"Kagome-sama, Inuyasha is busy. I'll catch you!"
"Okay, here I come!"
Kagome jumped through the window and was caught by Miroku.
"Thanks, Miroku-sama. You can catch me more often…"
Then Kagome felt something on you-know-what-place and she smacked Miroku in the face.
I knew it, let a big bro at the end of his puberty write a story with me in it and get in this kind of situations.
She ran off to Inuyasha.
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Sn@ke: I can't resist the temptation of looking in that microwave. Sis, move over a little. *tries the door-button* *Microwave refuses* Darn, still closed. OK, let's continue.
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"Where did you get that Shikon shard?" Inuyasha yelled at the tuinkabouter.
"I found it, I tell ya!"
"You liar, you stole it!"
Kagome got to Inuyasha.
"Mellow down, Inuyasha. He might be a youkai, but he might be as harmless as Shippo."
(Now I think about it, where the hell is that little guy? I guess my sis and I forgot him. Just imagine he was there all the time and he liked the lollypops Kagome gave him more than the cake or something…I don't know.)
"I didn't steal it, I found it at that girl's room!"
"So you did steal it, you midget!"
"I'm no midget, I am a tuinkabouter!!!"
The tuinkabouter shot an energyblast towards Inuyasha. Inuyasha was barely able to dodge it.
"So, woman, do you really think he is harmless?"
"Sorry, Inuyasha, LET'S GET HIM!"
Kagome took out her bow and arrows while Inuyasha took out his old blunt sword and made it transform in that real cool Tetsusaiga we all know. Also Miroku and Sango (and Shippo too, I guess) took on their fighting stances.
"Oh, so you're gonna fight this little tuinkabouter?", the tuinkabouter said.
He started to laugh maniacally and then suddenly put on a serious face.
"I've chosen the appropriate Soil for the likes of you!"
The tuinkabouter took out some sort of gun-contraption and a whole belt with coloured bullets.
"The essence of all that is cheap, bright red!"
A red bullet entered the contraption.
"The scent of carelessness of every Dutchman, diamond white!"
Another bullet entered the contraption.
"The flexibility of water that endangers the land, dark blue!"
The last bullet entered the gun.
"Heat up, summoned creature… Four-years-not-in-use Microwave!
The gun fired and out of a lot of smoke and light appeared our microwave. Since my sister S@n-ch@n was tied to it she must be there too (ah, the peace and quiet I now have at this computer) (And I can't be there, because I have to write this story) (Wish I could be there, I like fights).
"Hah, the best summoning I had since last month! Look what I've summoned! They will fight with me against you. You guys are in big trouble!"
The tuinkabouter started to laugh again.
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S@n-ch@n: YAY! I'm at the battle scene! I always wanted to do my part in a fight! ^_^ And by the way, for those of you who didn't immediately recognise the "Soil" it's from Final Fantasy Unlimited ^_^ That scene comes back every episode and we were on sugar high so we put it in… XD
Sn@ke: Man, you're lucky to be at that fight. Wish I were there… Anyway, See you next chapter! And don't forget to review it, or I'll come with the Tetsusaiga to your house.
S@n-ch@n: You can't yield THE Tetsusaiga… Only Inuyasha can do that! ^_^ And he's so friggin' cool when he does that… AH! I need more eps! I (we) are currently downloading ep 67 and 68 and it goes soooooo slowly! ;_; Anyway, those are my personal problems… You guys should just review for this chapter (that was extra long, by the way) and tell us what you think! Hm, you know, at the start of this chapter I said that I'd write the most… And then my brother comes home and makes this chapter extra long! ;_; Next chapter I hope to be writing more!
Click the magic button and Inuyasha will be your slave for two weeks! *grin*
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