S@n-ch@n: Hello again! Oh My GOD! WE´RE SO POPULAIR! ^_^ Anyway, we're BACK! I'm gonna write the first part (as usual it seems) so let's begin!
Sn@ke: Good, now I can have some sleep. *closes eyes* ZZZZZZZZZ
S@n-ch@n: What the… I'm not that boring am I…? -_-
Recap:
"Hah, the best summoning I had since last month! Look what I've summoned! They will fight with me against you. You guys are in big trouble!"
The tuinkabouter started to laugh again.
The Evil Tuinkabouter
Chapter 5
"THEY?!! I don't think I ever agreed fighting against my favourite anime-characters!" San-chan exclaimed.
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Sn@ke: Grzz…huh? HEY! WHAT THE FUCK? You can't say that! You're typing here on the keyboard!
S@n-ch@n: Yeah sure. That's what I told you last chapter so I would be alone at the battle-scene ^_^ (I don't know if we typed it or not but I told him he'd be writing so he couldn't be at the scene… I'm a mean little bitch ain't I?)
Sn@ke: yeah…but…Ah, who cares. I'll go back to sleep. Wake me up when you're finished and it's my turn. *closes eyes again* Grzzzzzzz…
S@n-ch@n: O_O He sure is ehm… Sleepy today… Well better for me! Wake him up… Yeah right!
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"Hey, I thought I summoned the Microwave, not a hyperactive-rabid-fan-girl!"
"Well, maybe this fabulous fanfiction-writer was tied to this four-years-old-microwave by an evil villain, called Nii-chan!"
"Anyhow, it doesn't matter. Microwave will destroy you all anyway!!!"
"HA! We'll see about that!" Inuyasha said, while running at the Tuinkabouter.
"Microwave! Shield me!"
"WAIT A SEC! I'm still tied to this thingy!" San-chan screamed while pulling at the cord. Biting didn't help either, so she was dragged along while the Microwave got in front of the Tuinkabouter.
Inuyasha sprinted towards the midget (I'M NOT A MIDGET! I'M A TUINKABOUTER!) and got ready to attack him, swinging Tetsusaiga back, in order to pull it back with all of his power. Just when he was about to destroy the Microwave, Kagome stopped him.
"Inuyasha! OSUWARI!"
BAF
His face hit the dirt. And hard.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU WENCH! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"
"You'll kill the authoress who POSTS this! Don't you think that's a little… inconvenient?"
"Whatever! I don't care about the stupid girl!"
While Kagome and Inuyasha were arguing and San-chan was wining because of Inuyasha's comment, the Tuinkabouter told the Microwave to attack.
"FOUR-YEAR-OLD-PIZZA!" Microwave yelled, while opening the door… A green and white fluffy substance came pouring out!
"AND DON'T YOU THINK I'LL- What the hell is THAT?!" Inuyasha wondered, his comment with Kagome queued for the moment.
"HAHA! It's the deadly Fungus of the Microwave! You won't survive!" the Tuinkabouter exclaimed, while cackling evilly.
"It looks like sno~o~ow!" Shippo screeched, while going on and on about how fuzzy snow was and how fun it'd be to lie down in the snow and move your arms and legs…
"It smells like… Pizza… EWW GROSS!" Kagome screamed, realising what the 'snow' was.
"This freaks me out… It smells so BAD!" Inuyasha stated, while putting the sleeve of his haori against his nose, "Kagome, where is the Shikon Shard located?" he hissed.
"In his puntmuts! I told you before!"
"Well then, when the youki collide…" Inuyasha said, waiting for the moment to achieve his goal.
He ran towards the Microwave and dodged the Pizza/Snow-attacks of the Microwave. When the time was right, he'd attack him fully…
"KAZE NO KIZU!" Inuyasha used the power of his sword when he was right in front of Microwave. While Microwave dissolved into thin air he rushed right ahead and got the element of surprise. He sliced the puntmuts in two and Kagome came running to get the shard that was flying through the air. But the Tuinkabouter wasn't easily to be defeated… In a flash he grabbed the Shikon Shard and disappeared…
San-chan looked burnt. Her hair looked like a Christmas tree…
"Inuyasha… Why'd you hit it like that…" she whined… It wasn't fair!
"Hey! He's heading towards the temple!" Miroku yelled, when he got sight of the 'disappeared' Tuinkabouter.
"Oh Kami… He's using Kitsune magic!" Inuyasha sighed.
"HEY! What's wrong with Kitsune-magic?" Shippo said, heavily offended by Inuyasha's words.
"It's irritating! And you'd think it'd do some harm… But no!"
"Kagome… He's pestering me!"
"Inuyasha…" Kagome hissed to the hanyou.
"Keh! What EVER! Let's go get that Tuinkabouter! He's probably in the Feudal Era by now!"
They all ran up the path towards the shrine, hoping the Tuinkabouter was still in sight when they'd get in the Sengoku Jidai. Kagome crushed the doors open and jumped in the well, Inuyasha right behind her. Sango first whacked down Miroku, then threw him in the well and jumped after the houshi. Shippo felt really left out of the story but decided he'd jump in as well. San-chan followed her idol, as a rabid-fan-girl should, and also because she really needed revenge for her hair… And her skin was all… burned black… -_-#
When they got out of the well there was… Nothing. The forest seemed as peaceful as could be, the Goshimboku's leaves rustled slowly in the wind. Sakura blossoms floated through the air and the sun was shining. No sign of an evil tuinkabouter… The group sighed, and sat down to consider and discuss what they'd do now.
"And that friggin little midget got away…" Inuyasha sighed, heavily annoyed with this fact.
"We'll find him, Inuyasha, he can't be that far away!" Miroku told him.
"Yeah, and his legs are short! I'm sure he won't be able to waddle very far like that!" Kagome added.
"HEY!" San-chan and Shippo both exclaimed, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING SHORT!"
"Ehh… Nothing! Nothing, that wasn't meant as an insult!" Sango calmed them.
"Say Shippo, we should become a team!" San-chan whispered to the little Kitsune.
"That's cool! We'll show them what short people can do!" Shippo whispered back.
"Say, Inuyasha… you should be able to smell him, right?" Sango asked the half-demon.
"That's true! But at the moment *sniffsniff* I have a cold…"
And everyone instantly fell down anime-style…
Kagome began to rummage around in her backpack and finally got out what she needed.
"Ah, here it is! Nose-drops!" she exclaimed happily.
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After some struggling Inuyasha had had his nose dropped (no, his nose didn't fell off… -_-;;) and was able to smell again.
*sniffsniff* "I smell… WHAT THE!" Inuyasha exclaimed in shock, his eyes wide with terror and anger.
"What is it, Inuyasha! What do you smell?" Miroku asked him, inpatient.
"AHH!!" Shippo screamed in shock, "IT'S SESSHOUMARU!!!"
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S@n-ch@n: Ah, the agony… Sesshoumaru is here! And I'm not allowed to write it! My brother talked in his sleep… And I heard many ways of killing me pass the line…
Sn@ke: *snore* and then I'll cut you into pieces and… *snore*
S@n-ch@n: I think it'd be safe for me to wake him up… Else I won't be able to write ANYTHING anymore… *kicks sn@ke in his stomach*
Sn@ke: *gorgle*
S@n-ch@n: *bashes his head*
Sn@ke: HEY! I was awake already, you dwarf! You didn't have to hit me on the head! Do you know how much braincells die when you do that?
S@n-ch@n: I think that'd be close to zero…
Sn@ke: *Bashes sis on the head* SHADDAP! Let me see, where are we? *reads stuff* WHAT?! You wrote the whole fight?!!! *Bashes sis again* Man, somewhere I gotta get myself in this story…
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A branch of a tree fell on San-chan's head and hurt her very much, because bro is jealous.
"Hey! I'm tougher than that!" San-chan shouted at the clouds in the air.
Then a spaceship crashed down on her. Then a herd of cows dropped on the spaceship and on top of that it all lit up in a big sea of flames.
scene switch
The Tuinkabouter rushed through the forest. He knew the Inuyasha group was tougher than he thought. Disguised as a blade of grass he wandered through the night. Then he bumped into a little green guy. The little guy fell over on his back.
"Ah, Sesshoumaru-sama! I have a weird grass halm here."
As usual Sesshoumaru just walked on. Rin looked over her back and ran to Jaken. She looked at the Tuinkabouter/grass halm wich now had a big anime sweatdrop. She picked up the grass halm and took it to Sesshoumaru.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, look what Jaken and I found! It's a moving grass halm."
Sesshoumaru looked at it.
"You're wrong, Rin. It's a Tuinkabouter disguised as a halm of grass."
"Zeg, Seshoumaru, biertje?" the halm of grass said.
Seshoumaru raised an eyebrow and gave the grass halm a hard punch which made it change back to the Tuinkabouter.
"Het weer van eergister is niet meer wat het was op het asfalt", Sesshoumaru replied.
"Oh, dus ik geloof dat mijn inlegzooltjes op mijn brood zitten…"
"Zoals gewoonlijk zal een grote pot mosterd weer de uitkomst bieden."
"Maar wat doet mijn inlegkruisje dan tegen vulkaanuitbarstingen?"
"De vermoeide fietser dronk een schaapje asfalt met Shikon Scherven."
The Tuinkabouter and Sesshoumaru looked at eachother as if they agreed. They turned their backs to eachother and went their own way.
"Seshoumaru-sama? What was that all about? What was that language?" Rin asked.
Seshoumaru said nothing and just walked on.
"Ah, so those Dutch lessons finally paid off. The magnificent Sesshoumaru-sama knows practically every language on earth!"
The fluffy group went on with no new information, but the Tuinkabouter sure had some new strategy's…Inuyasha and the others and that sister would really get some problems…
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Sn@ke: F*CK! The chapter is already finished. I want to be there too! Ah well, I get there someday. Ey sis? Anyway, I go back sleeping again. Oyasumi!
S@n-ch@n: So do you wanna know what they said to eachother? Do you? OF COURSE YOU DO! Leave your email addy, and I'll send the english translation to you! ^_^ So don't forget to review!