A/N: Ooo, I'm so mad! Stupid idiot insulted my poor friend Cleo's story.
Note: I hate flames. Writers should respect everyone's work. If you do,
then you suck dead donkeh! *Flare, flare * Anyway, *Mood swing. * I was
bored during math class and wrote dis. James insisted I put yaoi in it.
So.I did. Because James asked.Yep. Oh, sorry for the miss spellings. I
suck, I know . . . uu;;
Disclaimer: I FORGOT TO PUT THIS UP!! I don't own anything but my clothes. My underwear belong to my goldfish!
" 'tis Peter."
"No! It's Remus! The good guys are always first!"
"Shut up, Black! Rat boy has it coming to him!"
Severus, Sirius (Ever wonder why their names are so similar?) and James floated aimlessly once again around the cirular.ball thingy, which displayed the happenings in the living world. Hopefully, not ALL of the happenings. (*Cough.*) Severus' mishap, scaring the hell out of the newcomers, caused him to loose the job he had. He didn't care, he was only in it for the dentil plan.
"I wonder WHY you're so friendly with James, Senv." Sirius purred.
James and Severus both flailed their amrs mindlessly. "I don't know WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BLACK!" Snape shrieked. James was too busy flushing like a tomato and yelling denials to even comprehend what was happening.
"IT'S TRUE! You loff him!" Sirius cackled. "You wanna HOLD him! You wanna SNOGG him! You wanna KISS him! You wanna FUC-" Sirius was cut off by a flying halo.
"Don't make me bring up RENNEH-POOOOO!" Wailed James, suddenly over his mini-tantrum. (I'm so innocent. X3;; )
Sirius gasped. "You wouldn't DARE!"
"I double DOG dare, Sirius Black!" ( The horror..)
Snape was calculating. Who was this. Renneh-poo?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . Long pause.
"Fiiiine!" Padfoot muttered.
"I understand now!"
"You're so smart, Severus." Fluttered Prongs. (Ooc . . . Heh. )
Severus grinned like a maniac, his chest puffed out resembling a kinky pigion. ( . . . Where did THAT come from!?) He cleared his throat, brushed a dark lock from his face and striked a pose. "Yes. . . . .I know."
"You two make me sick." Padfoot hissed. "It's like watching Lockhart and a fan-girl. . . . . .boy, really."
"Mocoonaa!" Snape whooped. (I yelped that quite loudly in math class for no reason. )
"What the fuck was that all about?!" Odd stare from both Marauders.
"Sudden urge." Snape answered stiffly.
"You have those too?" James sobbed, clasping Severus hands in his. Sparkliness! Opera music in playing softly in back ground. . . .
"Yes. . . .they thought I was weird when I was young! Once I ran around the Slytherin common room in my bat man underwear!" Wailed Snape.
"You poor thing! I'm so sorry for making fun of you in school!"
"FRINED!" Glomp.
"BOYFRIIIEND!" Cling.
. . . . . . . . . . (Think they'll notice.?)
Music playing, sparkliness glitter.
. . . . . . . . . . .
"What did you say?" Severus asked almost causally.
"Oh, nothing!" Smile, smile.
Slowly both Severus and James looked around. Sirius sat floating, legs crossed infront of him, popcorn bag in his lap. "I just couldn't ruin the moment, could I? What a loveleh couple. . . . but really, what would Lily think?" Snigger.
Twitch, twitch. . . . .
A/N: .__.;; I couldn't help myself. There is no plot! No point! *Sigh. * AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHO RENNEH-POO IS!! MWAAAH! *Dash. *
Disclaimer: I FORGOT TO PUT THIS UP!! I don't own anything but my clothes. My underwear belong to my goldfish!
" 'tis Peter."
"No! It's Remus! The good guys are always first!"
"Shut up, Black! Rat boy has it coming to him!"
Severus, Sirius (Ever wonder why their names are so similar?) and James floated aimlessly once again around the cirular.ball thingy, which displayed the happenings in the living world. Hopefully, not ALL of the happenings. (*Cough.*) Severus' mishap, scaring the hell out of the newcomers, caused him to loose the job he had. He didn't care, he was only in it for the dentil plan.
"I wonder WHY you're so friendly with James, Senv." Sirius purred.
James and Severus both flailed their amrs mindlessly. "I don't know WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BLACK!" Snape shrieked. James was too busy flushing like a tomato and yelling denials to even comprehend what was happening.
"IT'S TRUE! You loff him!" Sirius cackled. "You wanna HOLD him! You wanna SNOGG him! You wanna KISS him! You wanna FUC-" Sirius was cut off by a flying halo.
"Don't make me bring up RENNEH-POOOOO!" Wailed James, suddenly over his mini-tantrum. (I'm so innocent. X3;; )
Sirius gasped. "You wouldn't DARE!"
"I double DOG dare, Sirius Black!" ( The horror..)
Snape was calculating. Who was this. Renneh-poo?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . Long pause.
"Fiiiine!" Padfoot muttered.
"I understand now!"
"You're so smart, Severus." Fluttered Prongs. (Ooc . . . Heh. )
Severus grinned like a maniac, his chest puffed out resembling a kinky pigion. ( . . . Where did THAT come from!?) He cleared his throat, brushed a dark lock from his face and striked a pose. "Yes. . . . .I know."
"You two make me sick." Padfoot hissed. "It's like watching Lockhart and a fan-girl. . . . . .boy, really."
"Mocoonaa!" Snape whooped. (I yelped that quite loudly in math class for no reason. )
"What the fuck was that all about?!" Odd stare from both Marauders.
"Sudden urge." Snape answered stiffly.
"You have those too?" James sobbed, clasping Severus hands in his. Sparkliness! Opera music in playing softly in back ground. . . .
"Yes. . . .they thought I was weird when I was young! Once I ran around the Slytherin common room in my bat man underwear!" Wailed Snape.
"You poor thing! I'm so sorry for making fun of you in school!"
"FRINED!" Glomp.
"BOYFRIIIEND!" Cling.
. . . . . . . . . . (Think they'll notice.?)
Music playing, sparkliness glitter.
. . . . . . . . . . .
"What did you say?" Severus asked almost causally.
"Oh, nothing!" Smile, smile.
Slowly both Severus and James looked around. Sirius sat floating, legs crossed infront of him, popcorn bag in his lap. "I just couldn't ruin the moment, could I? What a loveleh couple. . . . but really, what would Lily think?" Snigger.
Twitch, twitch. . . . .
A/N: .__.;; I couldn't help myself. There is no plot! No point! *Sigh. * AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHO RENNEH-POO IS!! MWAAAH! *Dash. *