Hello people! The Epilogue is finished, but I'm sitting here in an R3 study (the school library has computers) and I didn't have a chance to put the file onto my floppy this morning. It WILL be up later this afternoon, I promise!

Here's a little something to tide you over until then. This came off my latest vocabulary test - we had to write a short story with five of our words. One of those being "chivalry," Donovan had to be in it. My English teacher has a taste for the strange and random, so I felt he could deal with this.

Enjoy!

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Griff, writer of fanfiction, stood on the rocky promontory above the waves, gazing out to sea. She poured a libation of pink lemonade onto the rocks before raising her arms in supplication to the gods of FanFiction.Net, praying for the first of her muses to become real.

And there before her appeared Sir Donovan of Dragon's Cove, flower of chivalry, rescuer of fair maidens and sparer of the lives of his enemies, Griff's first and favorite muse. He blinked in confusion, holding up his translucent hands (which were quickly becoming more solid) and peering at them curiously. "Why am I here?"

The authoress let out a war cry and performed a perfect Flying-Tackle- Glomp, attaching herself firmly to the knight. He looked down in surprise, then turned his eyes to the heavens. "Why me?"

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May I note that I got a hundred on this test? *glomps English teacher*

The rest of the test consisted of a fill-in-the-blanks thing, and the story chronicled the events following the transformation of Binky the Squirrel into roadkill. Many SPLAT!s in this story. Yes, my English teacher is strange. Yes, we love him for it.

The story of a friend of mine, whom I shall call "ShadowWind" (you know who you are!) wrote a story where our English teacher went SPLAT! And then ShadowWind himself came along in his yacht. Strange kid.

Remember to come back later for the Epilogue to DDDH!