Amy: HI! It's me, obsessive, and this is my alternate personality/muse
Raven!!
Raven: not to be confused with Raven, from teen titans.
Amy: right.. Yea. so, as I said, lets. ask. STARFIRE!!!
Audience: *yawn*
Amy: raven? Wake up the audience please.
Raven: *flashes strobe lights in the audience's face*
Audience: *blinks and looks around* what? Huh? What's going on?
Amy: I said LETS ASK STARFIRE!!!
Audience: WHOOOHOOO! *Applause*
Raven: *dances* come on now, lets go! *Sings* we gonna party, oh yea, oh
yea, we are gonna party!!!
Amy: ummm raven, you're confusing people, so, you have to go back in my
head.
Raven: what??? NOOOOOOOOO!
Amy: *swallows raven* well, I guess we have no co-host now. shoot.
Audience: BRING ON THE QUESTIONS!!! Oh, yea!!!
Amy: oh, I almost forgot!!! Well, lets welcome RAVEN, BEAST BOY, STARFIRE,
CYBORG, AAAAAAAAAAAAND ROBIN!!!!!! *pulls string, curtain rises there are 5
corpses and 1 very, very, very old lady. * Oops!!! *Puts curtain down,
pulls up again, normal titans & Diana* that's more like it!!! Come on and
sit down.. NOW! *All titans sit*
Robin: ummmm why aren't I dead?
Diana: ROBIN!!!! *Pulls him by the collar behind curtain. *
Beastboy: there they go again.
Starfire: *steams*
Amy: well, our first "questionee" is STARFIRE!
Beast boy: darn!!!
Starfire: I am very flattered!!! Umm, what in a "questionee"? Raven: *annoyed* it is when you are asked a bunch of stupid questions. Starfire: o. 0_0 Amy: so, we have a number of questions for you today. Don't worry if you can't answer them. I'll help. *Grins* for I am her creator. well, not really, but whatever. OK, first question; why didn't you tell Robin you loved him? Robin: *comes back, covered in pink lipgloss* ^-^ Starfire: *looks at Robin* ummm, because, Amy, HE LOVES DIANA!!! *Sob* Amy: it's OK.. Well, ummm OK, Starfire: *glares at Amy* Amy: yeaaa, that's my fault.. OK, well, now to question #2, how did you feel when you shoved Diana off the roof? Starfire: well, I felt like the world's biggest floppertykegypertulk. Amy: and that means. Starfire: well, as you say on you're planet, I felt like shit. Amy: I see.OK then, question #3, do you still love robin? Starfire: I will always love robin. Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOO robin has to many girl after him. *sobs* right, well, question #4, how come you're alive? Starfire: I was dead? Amy: she came back to life solely for this interview, after this, IT'S BACK TO THE GRAVE FOR YOU!!! Any way, we have another question for you. o0o. I'm not gonna ask this. *Shouts to YAY!!!* SHE WASN'T ALIVE TO EXPERIENCE IT!!! OK then, on to the last few questions. Why is your skin orange? Is that normal on your planet? Starfire: well, actually, on my planet, there are many colors of skin, much like on your's. There are so many colors, sometimes even in the same family. This is because blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Amy: *makes sandwich* hey, do you guys want a sandwhich? Starfire: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Beast boy: make mine sprouts in pieta bread with humus. Everyone except starfire, including audience: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW Starfire: and that is why my skin is orange. Amy: 0_0. o0o0o0o0o0o0ok then.. Now for the last question; how can you go for robin when beast boys around? Diana: OOOO I can answer that!!! How about, he's hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, and he's an awesome kisser. Robin: ^-^ Beast boy: HEY!!! I can be hot too! Cyborg: yea, and he's a great kisser. Everybody: 0_0 ::GASP!:: Cyborg: *blush* not that, ummm, I would know that or any thing.. Amy: o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ok then. well that's all the time we have for you, Starfire! Next up, CYBORG! And his many escapades with beast boy! Cyborg: HEY!!!!!!!
Starfire: I am very flattered!!! Umm, what in a "questionee"? Raven: *annoyed* it is when you are asked a bunch of stupid questions. Starfire: o. 0_0 Amy: so, we have a number of questions for you today. Don't worry if you can't answer them. I'll help. *Grins* for I am her creator. well, not really, but whatever. OK, first question; why didn't you tell Robin you loved him? Robin: *comes back, covered in pink lipgloss* ^-^ Starfire: *looks at Robin* ummm, because, Amy, HE LOVES DIANA!!! *Sob* Amy: it's OK.. Well, ummm OK, Starfire: *glares at Amy* Amy: yeaaa, that's my fault.. OK, well, now to question #2, how did you feel when you shoved Diana off the roof? Starfire: well, I felt like the world's biggest floppertykegypertulk. Amy: and that means. Starfire: well, as you say on you're planet, I felt like shit. Amy: I see.OK then, question #3, do you still love robin? Starfire: I will always love robin. Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOO robin has to many girl after him. *sobs* right, well, question #4, how come you're alive? Starfire: I was dead? Amy: she came back to life solely for this interview, after this, IT'S BACK TO THE GRAVE FOR YOU!!! Any way, we have another question for you. o0o. I'm not gonna ask this. *Shouts to YAY!!!* SHE WASN'T ALIVE TO EXPERIENCE IT!!! OK then, on to the last few questions. Why is your skin orange? Is that normal on your planet? Starfire: well, actually, on my planet, there are many colors of skin, much like on your's. There are so many colors, sometimes even in the same family. This is because blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Amy: *makes sandwich* hey, do you guys want a sandwhich? Starfire: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Beast boy: make mine sprouts in pieta bread with humus. Everyone except starfire, including audience: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW Starfire: and that is why my skin is orange. Amy: 0_0. o0o0o0o0o0o0ok then.. Now for the last question; how can you go for robin when beast boys around? Diana: OOOO I can answer that!!! How about, he's hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, and he's an awesome kisser. Robin: ^-^ Beast boy: HEY!!! I can be hot too! Cyborg: yea, and he's a great kisser. Everybody: 0_0 ::GASP!:: Cyborg: *blush* not that, ummm, I would know that or any thing.. Amy: o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ok then. well that's all the time we have for you, Starfire! Next up, CYBORG! And his many escapades with beast boy! Cyborg: HEY!!!!!!!