Naruto is not mine. It's Kishimoto's.

I was waiting for Aka to finish his academy and was reading something called..Icha Icha paradise?

I don't know what the book is about but it seemed that Kakashi-san left it in the restaurant and the others asked me to return it back to him. (Since they know I can find people using telepathy)

But before I could find where he is, I thought of reading some Japanese words out of practice and gotta say..there are some weird terms that shows very strange meanings. I haven't reached the middle part until-

"You know..you shouldn't read my book in front of the academy.." Kakashi said sitting above the tree below which my bench was situated.

"Why not?" I asked startled.

"Why don't you read my mind?"

I read his mind to find some flashy images of nude men and women.

I blushed out of horror and dropped the book away on the bench.

"Ha ha ha .. didn't mean to scare you like that, Kali-san."

He took the book and stood near the bench.

"Are you waiting for Konohamaru to come out of the academy?"

"Yeah..I think he'll come by anytime now."

"..you know the story about me, don't you Pristine-san?" Kakashi asked.

"Mmm" I hummed

"I see.." He said.

Kakashi sat next to me and we sat in silence for a while.

"I won't show you any sympathy. I can comprehend that you went through something which I can understand. I also had my share of tragedy too. So I get it. I hope you find your salvation in your life Kakashi-san.."

"That is something I wanted to hear for a long time from someone. I got to hear it from you. Arigato, Kali joo-sama."

"It's nothing. Oh and hey. Just between the two of us..do you think you have a stash of those books..? I need it cause I have this neurological condition of forgetting sex ed. A relative of mine imposed it on me to protect my innocence. And it's been a long time since I've read porn. Do you mind?" I asked.

"Sure. I'll give them to you secretly." He winked at me, hoping that it's a wink considering how he covers one eye and I can't tell.

"Don't tell Konohamaru." I pleaded him. That brat won't leave me alone if he where to find about the books.

"I also have a book child lock which I use in case my students come to my house. It's available in the stores. You should buy one." Kakashi said.

"I DEFINITELY should. I can't let Konohamaru read those books." I said.

"ONEE-SAN!" Konohamaru waved at me as he came with Moegi and Udon at the gates of the Academy.

" Maa, I should get going. Thanks for the book though. Ja ne." And he poofed from the air.

"Where you waiting for so long?" He asked.

"Nah..I was talking to Kakashi-san all this time." I told him.

He pouted his lips at that and pleaded me to pick him up. I place him on the hips and he whispered in my ear "MY Onee-sama. Mine."

Someone's possesive.

"Aka..I'm not yours. You belong to you. And I belong to me. Jeez.." I told him.

"You're still mine anyway." He said.

Stubborn gaki never listens.

"We're leaving Konohamaru-chan. Bye Kali-san" Moegi bowed at said.

"Bye Moegi-chan! Bye Udon! Hey Konohamaru..why did Moegi bowed at me."

"What do you mean? that's how we greet and say goodbye.." He said looking away.

"Aka.." I warned.

"Ok ok. I told her that you were a Joo-sama in a commoner's disguise."

"You do know that she has a tendency to gossip, right?"

"Oh crap. I forgot about that!"

"I'm gonna kill you one day, gaki. You, your grandfather, and your uncle. All of you giving me a headache, everytime you reveal my identity."

"Really?"

I glared at him for a bit. He shut up after that.

"Anyway let's go home. I have dinner to make."