How it all began
Why me? Why am I cursed with bad luck? Why does nothing in my life go right? If you're wondering why I am a bad mood it's quite simple.... It was a simple job, go in, the security would already be taken care of, get the gem and get out. That simple! Boy was that a lie..... Oh I got in no problem, getting out was a hole other story. I was so close to the door when some UGLY with a capitol 'UG' skunk cut me off.
"Hand over the gem human and I might not hurt you," he said.
I felt like I was about to burst out laughing, this thing was actually threatening me! "Listen, Pepe le Pew, there is no way in hell I'm giving this to you! unless YOU offer me MORE money then MY employer and he offered me A LOT! So if you would kindly GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!" Needless to say, the skunk didn't like my attitude. He started to shoot some kind of lazor thingy at me so I did the smartest thing... RAN!
I must admit I made a mistake, during the panic, I ran away from the exit and went upwards to the roof.... like there's gonna be an exit there. Now I was trapped at the top of the building with my new friend and to make matters worse, more of these weird robot/animal things came: a squirrel, a frog, and a shark. "Alight human, Hand over the gem and I'll forget the Pepe Le Pew thing!" Mr. Skunk said as he and his friends cornered me.
"Oww gee I'm sowie fowr 'urting wittel skunkies feewings," Another stupid move, god I'm stupid! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! Okay, I have a VERY angry skunk, a laughing shark, squirrel and frog, and no where to go except.... down. It's just a three story drop, what the worst that could happen? WHY DO I ASK MYSELF STUPID QUESTIONS!!!!! if I jump I'll either die, or break some major bones and allow these freaks to take my gem. I looked down to my fate and found my Savior.
No it wasn't superman, I don't think he'd want to save a rat like me, A trash bin. You may ask how the &%$ is a five by ten trash bin gonna be my Savior, well if you happen to watch Worst Case Scenarios you'd understand. "Well boy's it's been fun, but I've gotta get going!" I jumped! I can't believe I jumped! I quickly straightened my back and brought my neck into my chest as I braced myself for the landing.
BAM!
My back was kinda numb, and there was something raunchy by my right ear, but I was alive, and able to run. With the robots in shock I had a bit of a head start, it wouldn't last for long so I HAD to find something to help. BINGO! A chick in some red sports car was slowly making her way down the street. She slammed on the brakes as I ran in front of her. "Sorry girl, but I need this more than you," I said as I pulled her out of the passenger street leaving her at the side of the road. She started yelling at me, I couldn't hear her but I knew it wasn't nice, why should it be? I made a U- turn and headed toward the free way. I was free! All I had to do now was get to the Osiris Manor and get my money.
"Hey there beautiful!" I spoke too soon, "What's a fine sports car like you doin' in a place like this?" is this guy hitting on me or my car? "Oh man What a bumper! and that paint job!!! OWWW" THATS when I decided to loose this weirdo.
There is no way he can keep up with me, I'm the fastest girl this side of the of the eastern hemisphere. I started to speed up, so did he. I went faster, he caught up. What is with this freak! "Go bug someone else!"
"Aw I know you don't mean that,"
"Yes I do... You're a distraction to all drivers now go away!" I noticed an exit right ahead and I made a mad swerve for it. Unfortunately the cars breaks weren't the greatest and I started to loose control.
So here I am holing on for my life as this red sports car heads towards a giant brick wall of doom! I think I have the right to say, my life sucks.
several days afterwards
When I woke up, my head felt like it was hit with a ton of bricks... the same kind of feeling you get after watching BAD American Idol auditions. My eyes started to focus and I realized I was in some kids room either that or some old guy who needed to grow up either way I wanted out. It didn't give me the creeps; and I didn't feel threatened... I just knew that once whoever lived here found out I was up he or she would probably call the cops unless they didn't know who I was then I must say I'm disappointed in my reputation.
Any ways on with my story the clothes I had on were the same as when I got in the accident except they were clean, wow these people are so nice I should leave them a thank you card.... nah. I looked at the kids clock, 1:15 most likely am since it was pitch black outside. I looked out the window.... 2 stories up; I've jumped from higher. I opened the window just enough for me to slip through and dangled from the banister, there was a bush right under me that didn't look as though it would hurt so I let go and crashed into the giant shrub. I dusted off the dirt and looked up at my victory. And as a double bonus I still have the gem in my pocket.
I hope Mr Osiris isn't mad for me being late I thought as I power walked away from the sub-urban house. Thats when I saw it. The car.... THE EXACT SAME CAR THAT THE CREEPOID WHO NEARLY KILLED ME WAS DRIVING!!!!! I knew it was his since no one else would want a paint job like THAT! "Oh it's revenge time Billie" I cackled aloud....
yes I talk to myself when no ones around whatcha gonna do about it?
I went over to the drivers side to see if the door was unlocked..... what kind of idiot would leave their car unlocked? this fool did. I immediately went to the wired and started to play around with them until they started. "Oh yea!" I congratulated myself as I moved from park to 2nd gear and drove off towards the freeway again. NOW things were going as planned..... until.....
A red sports car passed us and made a left signal showing she was exiting, my car did the same. I thought it was just some faulty wiring so I switched it off, but it went back on again. Me and the car played the left turn tug- o-war a few more times until we passed the exit and the red car was gone, "Aw you let her get away!!! She was the most beautiful car I have ever seen- " I slammed on the breaks.
"Who the hell said that!" I looked around the car trying to find whoever might be hiding... it was empty...
"Me,"
"WHO'S ME!!!!!!" I squeaked. I didn't want to squeak but I did.... I was terrified there was some kind of ghost or something in the car that wanted to chase sports cars... red sports cars.... did the owner have to put up with this as well? DID SOMEONE EVEN OWN THIS CAR!
"Oh sorry for not introducing myself..." there was a rumbling underneath forcing me over to the passenger seat and to my surprise.... out from the drivers seat came a giant blue and grey robotic head that looked like it had a red monocular. "I'm Side burn the youngest of the autobot brothers, and you are?"
I just stared at him in disbelief, not at the fact that he was a giant robot but at the fact that I have the worst luck when it comes to car. Ever since I started driving I had bad luck; My first car was a Silver Sunfire my brother gave me. As I was testing it out with a simple trip to the corner store it turned into a high speed chase.... my brother failed to tell me he stole the car; after that it just kept going down hill. I thought the near death experience was bad enough but THIS took the cake. "'I' am," I said as bravely as I could to the giant head as my hand searched desperately for the car door behind me, "using public transportation from now on!" I started to step outside but the door shut on me and the car started to drive on its own.
"YOU CAN'T JUST WALK OUT ON A HIGH WAY ARE YOU CRAZY!" Side burn scolded me.
If there is one thing you should know about me its that I don't take directions very well... and I can be pretty who should I put this appropriately.... Rude if someone tries to boss me around, even if its for my own good. "I can if I want NOW STOP THE CAR AND LET ME OUT!"
"Not 'till we get off the highway..... and lucky you, the next exit is about 1 hour away."
"DON'T GET COCKY WITH ME I AM SO NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS!"
"hmmm I think I'll take my time, after all whats the rush?"
"JUST STOP OFF AT THE SHOULDER AND LET ME WALK!"
"I can't do that!"
"YES YOU CAN!"
"No I can't!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"DO IT!" I think I got the car mad at me; the car started to rumble again and it started to transform into a giant robot, a bit bigger than the nasty things I met the other day. I fell out of the passenger seat as it went into the robots chest, fortunately he caught me.
The robot held me up to his face, "I don't know where you get off acting this way considering it was me and the rest of the autobots who saved you life last week and it was ME who thought it would be best if you stayed at the Onishi's so that you wouldn't be freaked out by the Autobot HQ and it was ME who stood guard to make sure you were all right!"
"I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING...... IT'S YOUR FAULT I ALMOST DIED!" I couldn't believe what I said. I can be such a bitch at times.
This robot guy, Side burn was taken aback by what I said, I can't blame him. He was so upset and angry at what I said to him, I pretty much accused him of attempted murder, "That accident would of happened weather I was there or not... in fact if I didn't get to you when I did you would have been dead," his voice was cold and I could sense the fact that that he was controlling his rage.
I felt so embarrassed, I owed him an apology big time, "You're right."
"hugh?" I don't think he was expecting that so soon.
"I'm sorry for the out burst.. and that comment was uncalled for..... I apologize." I lowered my head.
"It's all right, you're just a little freaked out about the fact that you're being held by a handsome fellow such as myself," He started to ease his grip on me and his optics were shining brightly. I couldn't help but laugh at his comment.
"Is that why all the red sports cars run from you?"
"Hey thats getting personal.... besides they're just playing hard to get..." we laughed again. He asked me where I was going, I didn't want to tell him the truth so I said I was dropping off a visiting an old friend who lived in the country. "I'll give you a lift," he threw me up in the air and started to transform. I don't know what happened since I shut my eyes once i was air-born but when I opened them I was in the passenger seat again and Sideburns head was driving again. I was speechless again. "Before we head off can we stop off at Autobot Head Quarters, you can meet Optimus and my brothers; X-Brawn the oldest, he's an SUV and Prowl the middle, he's a police car nowhere near as fast as me," Side burn bragged.
I was all set to meet the rest of the autobots until he mentioned Prowl, "How 'bout I wait outside for you... I-I- I don't think I could handle any more robots at the moment"
"Aw come on they'll love you! trust me!" He said as he started to pick up speed. Several meters ahead of us the road started to lift up revealing and underground tunnel.
"WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!!" I clenched onto the grip bars on the door for my mental protection.
"Relax it's just the Global Space Bridge," he sounded as though he was laughing at me
"I don't think this is a good idea, how 'bout I just take a train"
"Speaking of which you can meet team bullet train while we're there!"
Team Bullet Train? "There's more autobots!"
"Oh yea there's the Autobot brothers, team Bullet train, the Build team, the Spy changers, and there's more on Cybertron."
"........ WHAT THE &$%# IS CYBERTRON!!!!!!!!!"
"Where!" Side burn laughed at me again, "Your question should be WHERE is cybertron. It's are home planet far FAR away."
"I don't believe this," I moaned quietly to myself as i slunk back into the seat.
"You know, You shouldn't swear, it doesn't do you any good."
"eh?"
"Well some people can get away with saying bad words but you don't look they type.... how can I put it so you would understand.... Kind of like if you were to wear socks with sandals."
"Hey don't you go talking about what looks good with me and what doesn't Side burn... when was the last time you looked in the mirror?"
"What's wrong with me? I think I'm pretty hot!"
"Alight you tell yourself that,"
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
"Oh nothing," I looked out the side window to hide my blushing.
There was a pause from both of us, then Side burn started laughing again. I don't know what he was laughing at but it got me laughing too.... stupid contagious laughter. I was having a great time, I even forgot about the fact that this Prowl guy might know who I am. That ended sooner than I hoped when Side burn asked me a question I did NOT want to answerer, "What do you do for a living?"
How the hell was I supposed to answerer this? Well you see since I ran away from home a few years ago and now I live on the streets stealing cars or train hopping from place to place looking for people who need some dirty work done like stealing, or framing; when I don't have a client I just take the shiniest thing in an expensive store and give it to any pawn shop that will except it. iOh yea that's what I should say, he'll be really impressedi "I do what i can to stay alive," oh that was pretty good, gives me that mysterious past appearance.
"What does that mean?"
"exactly what I said...." Bravo! Bravo! I love the mysterious bad girl slash innocence thing going on.. I should get an award for this.
"We're almost at HQ trust me you'll love it"
Owww man I have a feeling I'm going to regret this big time.......
to be continued.... I could continue it but I'm lazy
Why me? Why am I cursed with bad luck? Why does nothing in my life go right? If you're wondering why I am a bad mood it's quite simple.... It was a simple job, go in, the security would already be taken care of, get the gem and get out. That simple! Boy was that a lie..... Oh I got in no problem, getting out was a hole other story. I was so close to the door when some UGLY with a capitol 'UG' skunk cut me off.
"Hand over the gem human and I might not hurt you," he said.
I felt like I was about to burst out laughing, this thing was actually threatening me! "Listen, Pepe le Pew, there is no way in hell I'm giving this to you! unless YOU offer me MORE money then MY employer and he offered me A LOT! So if you would kindly GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!" Needless to say, the skunk didn't like my attitude. He started to shoot some kind of lazor thingy at me so I did the smartest thing... RAN!
I must admit I made a mistake, during the panic, I ran away from the exit and went upwards to the roof.... like there's gonna be an exit there. Now I was trapped at the top of the building with my new friend and to make matters worse, more of these weird robot/animal things came: a squirrel, a frog, and a shark. "Alight human, Hand over the gem and I'll forget the Pepe Le Pew thing!" Mr. Skunk said as he and his friends cornered me.
"Oww gee I'm sowie fowr 'urting wittel skunkies feewings," Another stupid move, god I'm stupid! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! Okay, I have a VERY angry skunk, a laughing shark, squirrel and frog, and no where to go except.... down. It's just a three story drop, what the worst that could happen? WHY DO I ASK MYSELF STUPID QUESTIONS!!!!! if I jump I'll either die, or break some major bones and allow these freaks to take my gem. I looked down to my fate and found my Savior.
No it wasn't superman, I don't think he'd want to save a rat like me, A trash bin. You may ask how the &%$ is a five by ten trash bin gonna be my Savior, well if you happen to watch Worst Case Scenarios you'd understand. "Well boy's it's been fun, but I've gotta get going!" I jumped! I can't believe I jumped! I quickly straightened my back and brought my neck into my chest as I braced myself for the landing.
BAM!
My back was kinda numb, and there was something raunchy by my right ear, but I was alive, and able to run. With the robots in shock I had a bit of a head start, it wouldn't last for long so I HAD to find something to help. BINGO! A chick in some red sports car was slowly making her way down the street. She slammed on the brakes as I ran in front of her. "Sorry girl, but I need this more than you," I said as I pulled her out of the passenger street leaving her at the side of the road. She started yelling at me, I couldn't hear her but I knew it wasn't nice, why should it be? I made a U- turn and headed toward the free way. I was free! All I had to do now was get to the Osiris Manor and get my money.
"Hey there beautiful!" I spoke too soon, "What's a fine sports car like you doin' in a place like this?" is this guy hitting on me or my car? "Oh man What a bumper! and that paint job!!! OWWW" THATS when I decided to loose this weirdo.
There is no way he can keep up with me, I'm the fastest girl this side of the of the eastern hemisphere. I started to speed up, so did he. I went faster, he caught up. What is with this freak! "Go bug someone else!"
"Aw I know you don't mean that,"
"Yes I do... You're a distraction to all drivers now go away!" I noticed an exit right ahead and I made a mad swerve for it. Unfortunately the cars breaks weren't the greatest and I started to loose control.
So here I am holing on for my life as this red sports car heads towards a giant brick wall of doom! I think I have the right to say, my life sucks.
several days afterwards
When I woke up, my head felt like it was hit with a ton of bricks... the same kind of feeling you get after watching BAD American Idol auditions. My eyes started to focus and I realized I was in some kids room either that or some old guy who needed to grow up either way I wanted out. It didn't give me the creeps; and I didn't feel threatened... I just knew that once whoever lived here found out I was up he or she would probably call the cops unless they didn't know who I was then I must say I'm disappointed in my reputation.
Any ways on with my story the clothes I had on were the same as when I got in the accident except they were clean, wow these people are so nice I should leave them a thank you card.... nah. I looked at the kids clock, 1:15 most likely am since it was pitch black outside. I looked out the window.... 2 stories up; I've jumped from higher. I opened the window just enough for me to slip through and dangled from the banister, there was a bush right under me that didn't look as though it would hurt so I let go and crashed into the giant shrub. I dusted off the dirt and looked up at my victory. And as a double bonus I still have the gem in my pocket.
I hope Mr Osiris isn't mad for me being late I thought as I power walked away from the sub-urban house. Thats when I saw it. The car.... THE EXACT SAME CAR THAT THE CREEPOID WHO NEARLY KILLED ME WAS DRIVING!!!!! I knew it was his since no one else would want a paint job like THAT! "Oh it's revenge time Billie" I cackled aloud....
yes I talk to myself when no ones around whatcha gonna do about it?
I went over to the drivers side to see if the door was unlocked..... what kind of idiot would leave their car unlocked? this fool did. I immediately went to the wired and started to play around with them until they started. "Oh yea!" I congratulated myself as I moved from park to 2nd gear and drove off towards the freeway again. NOW things were going as planned..... until.....
A red sports car passed us and made a left signal showing she was exiting, my car did the same. I thought it was just some faulty wiring so I switched it off, but it went back on again. Me and the car played the left turn tug- o-war a few more times until we passed the exit and the red car was gone, "Aw you let her get away!!! She was the most beautiful car I have ever seen- " I slammed on the breaks.
"Who the hell said that!" I looked around the car trying to find whoever might be hiding... it was empty...
"Me,"
"WHO'S ME!!!!!!" I squeaked. I didn't want to squeak but I did.... I was terrified there was some kind of ghost or something in the car that wanted to chase sports cars... red sports cars.... did the owner have to put up with this as well? DID SOMEONE EVEN OWN THIS CAR!
"Oh sorry for not introducing myself..." there was a rumbling underneath forcing me over to the passenger seat and to my surprise.... out from the drivers seat came a giant blue and grey robotic head that looked like it had a red monocular. "I'm Side burn the youngest of the autobot brothers, and you are?"
I just stared at him in disbelief, not at the fact that he was a giant robot but at the fact that I have the worst luck when it comes to car. Ever since I started driving I had bad luck; My first car was a Silver Sunfire my brother gave me. As I was testing it out with a simple trip to the corner store it turned into a high speed chase.... my brother failed to tell me he stole the car; after that it just kept going down hill. I thought the near death experience was bad enough but THIS took the cake. "'I' am," I said as bravely as I could to the giant head as my hand searched desperately for the car door behind me, "using public transportation from now on!" I started to step outside but the door shut on me and the car started to drive on its own.
"YOU CAN'T JUST WALK OUT ON A HIGH WAY ARE YOU CRAZY!" Side burn scolded me.
If there is one thing you should know about me its that I don't take directions very well... and I can be pretty who should I put this appropriately.... Rude if someone tries to boss me around, even if its for my own good. "I can if I want NOW STOP THE CAR AND LET ME OUT!"
"Not 'till we get off the highway..... and lucky you, the next exit is about 1 hour away."
"DON'T GET COCKY WITH ME I AM SO NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS!"
"hmmm I think I'll take my time, after all whats the rush?"
"JUST STOP OFF AT THE SHOULDER AND LET ME WALK!"
"I can't do that!"
"YES YOU CAN!"
"No I can't!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"DO IT!" I think I got the car mad at me; the car started to rumble again and it started to transform into a giant robot, a bit bigger than the nasty things I met the other day. I fell out of the passenger seat as it went into the robots chest, fortunately he caught me.
The robot held me up to his face, "I don't know where you get off acting this way considering it was me and the rest of the autobots who saved you life last week and it was ME who thought it would be best if you stayed at the Onishi's so that you wouldn't be freaked out by the Autobot HQ and it was ME who stood guard to make sure you were all right!"
"I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING...... IT'S YOUR FAULT I ALMOST DIED!" I couldn't believe what I said. I can be such a bitch at times.
This robot guy, Side burn was taken aback by what I said, I can't blame him. He was so upset and angry at what I said to him, I pretty much accused him of attempted murder, "That accident would of happened weather I was there or not... in fact if I didn't get to you when I did you would have been dead," his voice was cold and I could sense the fact that that he was controlling his rage.
I felt so embarrassed, I owed him an apology big time, "You're right."
"hugh?" I don't think he was expecting that so soon.
"I'm sorry for the out burst.. and that comment was uncalled for..... I apologize." I lowered my head.
"It's all right, you're just a little freaked out about the fact that you're being held by a handsome fellow such as myself," He started to ease his grip on me and his optics were shining brightly. I couldn't help but laugh at his comment.
"Is that why all the red sports cars run from you?"
"Hey thats getting personal.... besides they're just playing hard to get..." we laughed again. He asked me where I was going, I didn't want to tell him the truth so I said I was dropping off a visiting an old friend who lived in the country. "I'll give you a lift," he threw me up in the air and started to transform. I don't know what happened since I shut my eyes once i was air-born but when I opened them I was in the passenger seat again and Sideburns head was driving again. I was speechless again. "Before we head off can we stop off at Autobot Head Quarters, you can meet Optimus and my brothers; X-Brawn the oldest, he's an SUV and Prowl the middle, he's a police car nowhere near as fast as me," Side burn bragged.
I was all set to meet the rest of the autobots until he mentioned Prowl, "How 'bout I wait outside for you... I-I- I don't think I could handle any more robots at the moment"
"Aw come on they'll love you! trust me!" He said as he started to pick up speed. Several meters ahead of us the road started to lift up revealing and underground tunnel.
"WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!!" I clenched onto the grip bars on the door for my mental protection.
"Relax it's just the Global Space Bridge," he sounded as though he was laughing at me
"I don't think this is a good idea, how 'bout I just take a train"
"Speaking of which you can meet team bullet train while we're there!"
Team Bullet Train? "There's more autobots!"
"Oh yea there's the Autobot brothers, team Bullet train, the Build team, the Spy changers, and there's more on Cybertron."
"........ WHAT THE &$%# IS CYBERTRON!!!!!!!!!"
"Where!" Side burn laughed at me again, "Your question should be WHERE is cybertron. It's are home planet far FAR away."
"I don't believe this," I moaned quietly to myself as i slunk back into the seat.
"You know, You shouldn't swear, it doesn't do you any good."
"eh?"
"Well some people can get away with saying bad words but you don't look they type.... how can I put it so you would understand.... Kind of like if you were to wear socks with sandals."
"Hey don't you go talking about what looks good with me and what doesn't Side burn... when was the last time you looked in the mirror?"
"What's wrong with me? I think I'm pretty hot!"
"Alight you tell yourself that,"
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
"Oh nothing," I looked out the side window to hide my blushing.
There was a pause from both of us, then Side burn started laughing again. I don't know what he was laughing at but it got me laughing too.... stupid contagious laughter. I was having a great time, I even forgot about the fact that this Prowl guy might know who I am. That ended sooner than I hoped when Side burn asked me a question I did NOT want to answerer, "What do you do for a living?"
How the hell was I supposed to answerer this? Well you see since I ran away from home a few years ago and now I live on the streets stealing cars or train hopping from place to place looking for people who need some dirty work done like stealing, or framing; when I don't have a client I just take the shiniest thing in an expensive store and give it to any pawn shop that will except it. iOh yea that's what I should say, he'll be really impressedi "I do what i can to stay alive," oh that was pretty good, gives me that mysterious past appearance.
"What does that mean?"
"exactly what I said...." Bravo! Bravo! I love the mysterious bad girl slash innocence thing going on.. I should get an award for this.
"We're almost at HQ trust me you'll love it"
Owww man I have a feeling I'm going to regret this big time.......
to be continued.... I could continue it but I'm lazy