(ESTABLISHING SHOT: DRAKKEN'S lair)
(Cut to the interior. SHEGO is looking over some plans)
SHEGO: Okay... so I can jump in quickly, knocking out the security cameras. Then I can position the explosives at the door...
(DRAKKEN walks past and notices SHEGO pouring over the plans)
DRAKKEN: What are you doing?
SHEGO: Plotting.
DRAKKEN: Plotting what?
SHEGO: How to corner the market for orange juice- what do you think? I'm plotting an evil scheme.
DRAKKEN: An evil scheme, eh? Um, Shego, I am the evil genius here. I will plot all schemes to conquer the world.
SHEGO: This isn't a take-over-the-world scheme. I'm just going to knock off a bank.
DRAKKEN: Do what?
SHEGO: Rob a bank.
DRAKKEN: Rob a bank, eh? I don't know, that's not grand enough. I mean, acts of villainy should be big! Maybe involving the safety of the entire world.
SHEGO: I'm not doing it for villainy, I just need some cash.
DRAKKEN: Oh. I see. (Beat) Why exactly do you need money?
SHEGO: For a new nail file. This one's reached the end of the line.
(SHEGO holds up her old nail file, which has a hole scratched through it)
DRAKKEN: I see. (Beat) So why don' you just rob one of those little convenience stores and get the nail file instead of stealing the money to buy one?
SHEGO: Like you said, acts of villainy should be big.
DRAKKEN: But you're stealing money to buy a nail file!
SHEGO: Considering the end result, my efforts are huge.
(Cut to Middleton High School Hockey Rink. KIM and RON sit in the stands)
KIM: Looks, it's no big; when practice is over just go and ask her out. It shouldn't be that hard.
RON: This is interesting advice, coming from someone who took two days to ask their crush on a date.
KIM: Dance. I asked him if he wanted to go to the dance.
RON: Same difference.
KIM: Okay, if you're insistent on comparing your plight to mine, think about this: Josh readily accepted my invitation. It turns out that he really liked me.
RON: So?
KIM: So just ask her! Who knows, she might like you. One thing is certain: you'll never know unless you ask.
RON: (inspired by KIM'S words) You're right! I'm going to march right down there and ask her out!
(RON stands up to walk down the steps)
JILL: (OS) Flying puck!
RON: (To KIM) What'd she say?
(A puck flies through the air and strikes RON in the center of his forehead, knocking him unconscious. He falls onto his back. JILL climbs up the steps)
JILL: Sorry! It got away from me! Is he all right?
KIM: He'll be fine. He's been hit harder than that.
(Cut to the interior. SHEGO is looking over some plans)
SHEGO: Okay... so I can jump in quickly, knocking out the security cameras. Then I can position the explosives at the door...
(DRAKKEN walks past and notices SHEGO pouring over the plans)
DRAKKEN: What are you doing?
SHEGO: Plotting.
DRAKKEN: Plotting what?
SHEGO: How to corner the market for orange juice- what do you think? I'm plotting an evil scheme.
DRAKKEN: An evil scheme, eh? Um, Shego, I am the evil genius here. I will plot all schemes to conquer the world.
SHEGO: This isn't a take-over-the-world scheme. I'm just going to knock off a bank.
DRAKKEN: Do what?
SHEGO: Rob a bank.
DRAKKEN: Rob a bank, eh? I don't know, that's not grand enough. I mean, acts of villainy should be big! Maybe involving the safety of the entire world.
SHEGO: I'm not doing it for villainy, I just need some cash.
DRAKKEN: Oh. I see. (Beat) Why exactly do you need money?
SHEGO: For a new nail file. This one's reached the end of the line.
(SHEGO holds up her old nail file, which has a hole scratched through it)
DRAKKEN: I see. (Beat) So why don' you just rob one of those little convenience stores and get the nail file instead of stealing the money to buy one?
SHEGO: Like you said, acts of villainy should be big.
DRAKKEN: But you're stealing money to buy a nail file!
SHEGO: Considering the end result, my efforts are huge.
(Cut to Middleton High School Hockey Rink. KIM and RON sit in the stands)
KIM: Looks, it's no big; when practice is over just go and ask her out. It shouldn't be that hard.
RON: This is interesting advice, coming from someone who took two days to ask their crush on a date.
KIM: Dance. I asked him if he wanted to go to the dance.
RON: Same difference.
KIM: Okay, if you're insistent on comparing your plight to mine, think about this: Josh readily accepted my invitation. It turns out that he really liked me.
RON: So?
KIM: So just ask her! Who knows, she might like you. One thing is certain: you'll never know unless you ask.
RON: (inspired by KIM'S words) You're right! I'm going to march right down there and ask her out!
(RON stands up to walk down the steps)
JILL: (OS) Flying puck!
RON: (To KIM) What'd she say?
(A puck flies through the air and strikes RON in the center of his forehead, knocking him unconscious. He falls onto his back. JILL climbs up the steps)
JILL: Sorry! It got away from me! Is he all right?
KIM: He'll be fine. He's been hit harder than that.