(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Second National Bank)
(At a streetcorner across the street, a taxi cab pulls up. KIM and RON get out)
KIM: Thanks for the lift, Benny.
BENNY: An, no problem, kid. It's the least I could do after you prevented me from being in that accident.
KIM: Oh, it was no big. Just don't drive on the sidewalk anymore, even if it is just a couple of miles and you're in a big hurry.
BENNY: Sure, doll-face.
(The cab screeches off. KIM and RON stand near a streetlight)
KIM: Wade said that we should arrive about the same time that Drakken and Shego will.
(Sure enough, DRAKKEN's hover craft lands on the roof of the bank)
KIM: Okay, here's the plan- when I say so, we go after them.
RON: Gotcha.
(Cut to the roof)
SHEGO: Okay, here's the plan- I go down, break in, blow the safe and get out. You got it?
DRAKKEN: Yes.
SHEGO: And what do you do?
DRAKKEN: I stay in the hover craft and keep an eye out.
SHEGO: Good. Then nothing can go wrong.
DRAKKEN: Why do you assume that I'm such bad luck? I want to be close to the action!
SHEGO: Look, Dr. D, you lead all the evil schemes, and you always slip up somehow. Just let me do my one and only scheme, okay?
DRAKKEN: Fine.
(Cut to the ally beside the bank. FRUGAL LUCRE stands, going over his plan)
FRUGAL: Okay, I go in, get the money, and get out. It's so simple, yet so diabolical. Nothing can go wrong, I'll be swimming in money in no time.
(FRUGAL darts around the side of the building to the front door. At the same time, SHEGO leaps off the roof and land in front of the front door, right in front of FRUGAL. Both are taken by surprise)
SHEGO and FRUGAL: What the?
SHEGO: Okay, who are you?
FRUGAL: I, Madame, am a world-renown super-villain! Perhaps you have heard of me?
SHEGO: Um, no.
FRUGAL: Sure you have. I was responsible for the near-collapse of the Internet? The Smarty Mart incident? My face was all over TV!
SHEGO: Yeah, you know, I'm not a big TV person. So, what exactly are you doing here?
FRUGAL: Robbing this bank.
SHEGO: Well, you're gonna have to go somewhere else, I am robbing the bank.
FRUGAL: I was here first.
SHEGO: So not! Besides, I've had this planned for months!
FRUGAL: How do I know that? And how do you know that I didn't plan it before you?
SHEGO: Okay, this is going nowhere. Tell you what, let's compare equipment. I have razor sharp claws and explosives- what do you have?
FRUGAL: Oh sure! It's always about the equipment, isn't it? It's like you can't be a villain if you don't have expensive gadgets! Well let me tell you something, lady! I may not be the richest villain out there, but I'm just as villainous as you! It's the big-time super-villains like you that are putting mom-and-pop villains like me out of business!
SHEGO: You're married?
FRUGAL: (Beat) Well....no, it's just an expression. The point is, I'm just as evil as you and, because I don't have the expensive gadgets you have, have right-of-way in robbing this bank!
SHEGO: Oh, sure, play the victim! (Activates right-hand glove) I'll give you ten seconds to clear out before I start slicing.
FRUGAL: Ha! What'd you overpay for that cheap weapon?
SHEGO: I made this "cheap weapon" you bargain bad guy!
FRUGAL: Watch it, retail snob! I'm dangerous!
SHEGO: Bring it on, cheapskate!
FRUGAL: Have at you!
SHEGO: Gesundheit!
(SHEGO attacks FRUGAL, but FRUGAL ducks, and SHEGO punches the wall. FRUGAL pulls out a water gun)
FRUGAL: Back off! I have beef bullion!
(SHEGO kicks the gun out of his hand. FRUGAL lunges at her. They fight for several minutes)
(KIM and RON watch all this from across the street)
KIM: Ooo-kay, this is odd.
RON: Yeah. (Pause) So, do we go stop the bank robbery?
KIM: I think they're doing a good job of it themselves.
RON: So, what do we do now?
KIM: I'll call the police and let them take care of it. Then we can go home.
RON: Cool, maybe I can get nachos with Jill when we get back.
KIM: Yeah.
(KIM pulls out her Kimmunicator. WADE appears on the screen)
KIM: Um, Wade, can you get the police to the Second National Bank? We have two villains brawling at the front.
WADE: Consider it done.
(WADE disappears from the screen)
FRUGAL: (OS) Sure, pick on the guy with no money! Classist!
SHEGO: (OS) Will you shut up! Classist my foot! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Take that!
(A kick is heard off screen)
FRUGAL: (OS) Ow!
KIM: Come on, Ron. I think those two can handle themselves.
(KIM and RON leave)
FRUGAL: (OS) Feel the force of beef bullion!
SHEGO: (OS) Hey! I just had this cleaned! That's it! You're dead!
(At a streetcorner across the street, a taxi cab pulls up. KIM and RON get out)
KIM: Thanks for the lift, Benny.
BENNY: An, no problem, kid. It's the least I could do after you prevented me from being in that accident.
KIM: Oh, it was no big. Just don't drive on the sidewalk anymore, even if it is just a couple of miles and you're in a big hurry.
BENNY: Sure, doll-face.
(The cab screeches off. KIM and RON stand near a streetlight)
KIM: Wade said that we should arrive about the same time that Drakken and Shego will.
(Sure enough, DRAKKEN's hover craft lands on the roof of the bank)
KIM: Okay, here's the plan- when I say so, we go after them.
RON: Gotcha.
(Cut to the roof)
SHEGO: Okay, here's the plan- I go down, break in, blow the safe and get out. You got it?
DRAKKEN: Yes.
SHEGO: And what do you do?
DRAKKEN: I stay in the hover craft and keep an eye out.
SHEGO: Good. Then nothing can go wrong.
DRAKKEN: Why do you assume that I'm such bad luck? I want to be close to the action!
SHEGO: Look, Dr. D, you lead all the evil schemes, and you always slip up somehow. Just let me do my one and only scheme, okay?
DRAKKEN: Fine.
(Cut to the ally beside the bank. FRUGAL LUCRE stands, going over his plan)
FRUGAL: Okay, I go in, get the money, and get out. It's so simple, yet so diabolical. Nothing can go wrong, I'll be swimming in money in no time.
(FRUGAL darts around the side of the building to the front door. At the same time, SHEGO leaps off the roof and land in front of the front door, right in front of FRUGAL. Both are taken by surprise)
SHEGO and FRUGAL: What the?
SHEGO: Okay, who are you?
FRUGAL: I, Madame, am a world-renown super-villain! Perhaps you have heard of me?
SHEGO: Um, no.
FRUGAL: Sure you have. I was responsible for the near-collapse of the Internet? The Smarty Mart incident? My face was all over TV!
SHEGO: Yeah, you know, I'm not a big TV person. So, what exactly are you doing here?
FRUGAL: Robbing this bank.
SHEGO: Well, you're gonna have to go somewhere else, I am robbing the bank.
FRUGAL: I was here first.
SHEGO: So not! Besides, I've had this planned for months!
FRUGAL: How do I know that? And how do you know that I didn't plan it before you?
SHEGO: Okay, this is going nowhere. Tell you what, let's compare equipment. I have razor sharp claws and explosives- what do you have?
FRUGAL: Oh sure! It's always about the equipment, isn't it? It's like you can't be a villain if you don't have expensive gadgets! Well let me tell you something, lady! I may not be the richest villain out there, but I'm just as villainous as you! It's the big-time super-villains like you that are putting mom-and-pop villains like me out of business!
SHEGO: You're married?
FRUGAL: (Beat) Well....no, it's just an expression. The point is, I'm just as evil as you and, because I don't have the expensive gadgets you have, have right-of-way in robbing this bank!
SHEGO: Oh, sure, play the victim! (Activates right-hand glove) I'll give you ten seconds to clear out before I start slicing.
FRUGAL: Ha! What'd you overpay for that cheap weapon?
SHEGO: I made this "cheap weapon" you bargain bad guy!
FRUGAL: Watch it, retail snob! I'm dangerous!
SHEGO: Bring it on, cheapskate!
FRUGAL: Have at you!
SHEGO: Gesundheit!
(SHEGO attacks FRUGAL, but FRUGAL ducks, and SHEGO punches the wall. FRUGAL pulls out a water gun)
FRUGAL: Back off! I have beef bullion!
(SHEGO kicks the gun out of his hand. FRUGAL lunges at her. They fight for several minutes)
(KIM and RON watch all this from across the street)
KIM: Ooo-kay, this is odd.
RON: Yeah. (Pause) So, do we go stop the bank robbery?
KIM: I think they're doing a good job of it themselves.
RON: So, what do we do now?
KIM: I'll call the police and let them take care of it. Then we can go home.
RON: Cool, maybe I can get nachos with Jill when we get back.
KIM: Yeah.
(KIM pulls out her Kimmunicator. WADE appears on the screen)
KIM: Um, Wade, can you get the police to the Second National Bank? We have two villains brawling at the front.
WADE: Consider it done.
(WADE disappears from the screen)
FRUGAL: (OS) Sure, pick on the guy with no money! Classist!
SHEGO: (OS) Will you shut up! Classist my foot! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Take that!
(A kick is heard off screen)
FRUGAL: (OS) Ow!
KIM: Come on, Ron. I think those two can handle themselves.
(KIM and RON leave)
FRUGAL: (OS) Feel the force of beef bullion!
SHEGO: (OS) Hey! I just had this cleaned! That's it! You're dead!