Wow, thanks so much for the reviews, Dandelion and AnonymousAgent! Chocolate and lemonade for you! I (Araflower) am really an*l about punctuation, so I'm really glad someone noticed. We'll definitely write more. There will be a chapter a day, except on weekends!
We hope you all like this next chapter. We had lots of fun writing it! (Everyone wants Aragorn.) WARNING: This section contains slash, but nothing bad. And there's a joke about people doing it with sheep, so if you're disturbed, TURN BACK NOW! ~Araflower~

The Perils of Teaching With Elves

by Araflower and Sunlily

Chapter 2

"Teachers coming through!" yelled Aragorn loudly as he pushed a nearby student out of his way. A semi-path cleared for the two teachers. As they started down the aisle they heard yelling.

"Strider! Strider! Merry hit me during dodgeball! DO something about it!"

Aragorn looking around frantically for an escape route, but was caught a moment later by a flying Hobbit.

"Strider, Merry is so mean!" Frodo cried, burying his head in Aragorn's neck. Aragorn shot a helpless look at Boromir, who just shrugged.

"I'm out of here. Got to make sure Elrond's not fornicating with anyone."

"Or any sheep," added Aragorn.

Boromir laughed. "Mustn't forget those sheep. See ya!" he said as he pushed students out of the way.

Aragorn looked down at the crying Hobbit in his arms. "Frodo, go to the cafeteria and buy something on my account," he said, forcibly setting him down.

Frodo looked up at him. "Really, Strider?"

"Yes, really. Just go away."

Frodo jumped up and hugged Aragorn before running in the direction of the cafeteria. Aragorn sighed with relief and ran down the halls to get to the safe, warm comfort of his classroom. He was two steps away from the door when a hand fell on his shoulder. He whirled around and found himself face-to-face with Legolas.

"Oh, hello," Aragorn said, without much enthusiasm.

"Hello, sexy," Legolas purred.

Aragorn shuddered. "Legolas, I have to teach a class."

"I bet I could teach you a few things, big boy," Legolas said as he ran a hand down Aragorn's chest.

"Anything he learns he learns from he!" shouted a female voice.

Aragorn shrank further.