~Disclaimer=I don't own yugioh! But Jodea's got her Yami! And Nami got a piece of Seto! Hmmm..... Now I need MY bish!!
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The three hanyou fangirls, Nika, Jodea and Nami, stepped off a bus and looked around. Nika and Nami had used magic to hide their demon attributes and Jodea looked human, so they didn't attract much attention. Nika and Nami turned their noses to the air and sniffed the wind.
After several minutes of getting funny stares from passerby Nika cried, "This would be easier if we knew what they smelled like!!"
Jodea smiled and said, "You two are hopless! First of all, where would we find Yami? Think!"
Nika and Nami gave each other vacant glances before Nika said, "Uh...the Battle City Tournament?"
Jodea sighed and threw up her hands. "That's where we ARE!! Think harder!!"
They both continued to try to think, but that's very hard for fangirls when there are bishounen close by.
Finally, Jodea gave up and said, "Wherever the biggest crowd is! Duh!!"
Nika and Nami gave each other "OH!" looks and Jodea said, "Look. Over there!"
She pointed in the direction of a large crowd of people and the girls made there way over to it. Sure enough, Yami was dueling some poor weakling duelist who didn't stand a chance! They waited until the battle was over, Yami won of course, and followed him. He was walking around, looking for another duel and unaware of the three drooling fangirls who were stalking him. As he walked past a shop, Jodea rushed him and 'accidentally' knocked him down. He helped her up, apoligizing profusely and asking if she was alright.
She grinned faintly, then squinted in mock pain. She said, "No, my ankle! It's twisted!"
Yami looked horrified and said, "Oh! Let me help you then!"
As Yami helped her to her feet and draped one of her arms over his shoulders, Jodea looked back at her cohorts and winked.
Then she innocently said to Yami, "My house is close by. Do you think you could take me there?"
He, oblivious to his impending abduction, said, "Of course! Which way is it?"
Jodea pointed in the direction of the park and they headed off, with Nami and Nika trailing behind them. As they neared the park, the two fangirls narrowed the gap and when Jodea had led Yami to a secluded area, Nika rushed them and held a rag to Yami's face. He struggled against the fangirls grip, but he was just a human, and they were three powerful hanyous. So, he didn't last long. He crumpled to the ground and they all smiled in triumph.
"I knew this Chloroform would come in handy!" Nika said. She turned to Nami and said, "Thanks! It's good to be friends with the goddess of darkness!"
Then they looked down at the sleeping bishy, then stared each other down.
"So," Nami said, "Who gets to carry him?"
Nika glared at them and began to growl deep in her thoat. "ME!" she shouted
"NO! ME!" shouted Nami.
"I lured him away!" said Jodea, "MEEEE!!"
They continued on this way until the sun began to set. Finally, they all agreed that Jodea could have Yami, since Nami was going to get them into Seto Kaiba's mansion, aka their new base of operations. Nika agreed as well, but with that hentai grin on her face, they were afraid to ask why.
Since the sun had set, and they were quite a ways from Kaiba's mansion, they dropped their human forms and took to the skys, flying high over the city of Domino. When they reached the mansion, Nika and Jodea, along with the unconscious Yami, stayed outside the front door in the bushes. Nami, using her powers of invisibility, slipped into the mansion unnoticed. Nika and Jodea waited outside, and waited, and waited, and still they waited.
Finally, Yami began to come around and said groggily, "Where am I?"
Nika slapped the rag back over his face and groaned, "We're gonna run out of this stuff before she gets back!"
At that moment the front door opened and Nami stood there. Her dress was hanging off one shoulder, her hair was tousled and she had a big grin on her face! "Okay!" she said cheerily, "We're in!"
Jodea lifted Yami up and carried him inside, Nika following behind. Nami shut the front door and turned to direct them to Yami's new room!
As Jodea started to carry Yami up the stairs, Seto emerged from the library. His shirt was half untucked, his hair was sticking up and his cheeks were bright red. He walked sheepishly up the stairs and said, "Follow me." With a shy glance back at Nami, who grinned like a maniac, he said, "I think I know a room that will hold him when he wakes up."
Jodea walked by Nami and whispered good-naturedly, "Slut."
Nika burst out in a fit of stifled giggles and Nami said, "Got us in, didn't I? And I didn't even have to drug my bish!"
Nika then said, still giggling, "Yeah! And besides, how do you think I plan on getting Malik?"
That caused all three of them to giggle and Seto to look at them nervously.
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(A/N) (laughing maniacally) Yes! The truth is out! Most of the Sake Sisters are Grade A Sluts!! Why, I'm not even shy about it! Let's see... I've had Sesshoumaru, Naraku, Kurama(took forever to get in his pants!), Malik, Seto, Bakura, Hiei(who knew!), Jou...(although that was supposed to be a secret)... Sorry Jou!!
Well, how do you like it so far? Is it funny? Not really, huh? Well, I'm updating fast 'cause I'm on a roll! And if I don't get it out, this fic will die!! Next chapter, I get tired of them having their hunk of man-beef and I go after my own!! Look out, Malik! There's a fangirl on your tail! (and what a tail it is...*drool*)
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The three hanyou fangirls, Nika, Jodea and Nami, stepped off a bus and looked around. Nika and Nami had used magic to hide their demon attributes and Jodea looked human, so they didn't attract much attention. Nika and Nami turned their noses to the air and sniffed the wind.
After several minutes of getting funny stares from passerby Nika cried, "This would be easier if we knew what they smelled like!!"
Jodea smiled and said, "You two are hopless! First of all, where would we find Yami? Think!"
Nika and Nami gave each other vacant glances before Nika said, "Uh...the Battle City Tournament?"
Jodea sighed and threw up her hands. "That's where we ARE!! Think harder!!"
They both continued to try to think, but that's very hard for fangirls when there are bishounen close by.
Finally, Jodea gave up and said, "Wherever the biggest crowd is! Duh!!"
Nika and Nami gave each other "OH!" looks and Jodea said, "Look. Over there!"
She pointed in the direction of a large crowd of people and the girls made there way over to it. Sure enough, Yami was dueling some poor weakling duelist who didn't stand a chance! They waited until the battle was over, Yami won of course, and followed him. He was walking around, looking for another duel and unaware of the three drooling fangirls who were stalking him. As he walked past a shop, Jodea rushed him and 'accidentally' knocked him down. He helped her up, apoligizing profusely and asking if she was alright.
She grinned faintly, then squinted in mock pain. She said, "No, my ankle! It's twisted!"
Yami looked horrified and said, "Oh! Let me help you then!"
As Yami helped her to her feet and draped one of her arms over his shoulders, Jodea looked back at her cohorts and winked.
Then she innocently said to Yami, "My house is close by. Do you think you could take me there?"
He, oblivious to his impending abduction, said, "Of course! Which way is it?"
Jodea pointed in the direction of the park and they headed off, with Nami and Nika trailing behind them. As they neared the park, the two fangirls narrowed the gap and when Jodea had led Yami to a secluded area, Nika rushed them and held a rag to Yami's face. He struggled against the fangirls grip, but he was just a human, and they were three powerful hanyous. So, he didn't last long. He crumpled to the ground and they all smiled in triumph.
"I knew this Chloroform would come in handy!" Nika said. She turned to Nami and said, "Thanks! It's good to be friends with the goddess of darkness!"
Then they looked down at the sleeping bishy, then stared each other down.
"So," Nami said, "Who gets to carry him?"
Nika glared at them and began to growl deep in her thoat. "ME!" she shouted
"NO! ME!" shouted Nami.
"I lured him away!" said Jodea, "MEEEE!!"
They continued on this way until the sun began to set. Finally, they all agreed that Jodea could have Yami, since Nami was going to get them into Seto Kaiba's mansion, aka their new base of operations. Nika agreed as well, but with that hentai grin on her face, they were afraid to ask why.
Since the sun had set, and they were quite a ways from Kaiba's mansion, they dropped their human forms and took to the skys, flying high over the city of Domino. When they reached the mansion, Nika and Jodea, along with the unconscious Yami, stayed outside the front door in the bushes. Nami, using her powers of invisibility, slipped into the mansion unnoticed. Nika and Jodea waited outside, and waited, and waited, and still they waited.
Finally, Yami began to come around and said groggily, "Where am I?"
Nika slapped the rag back over his face and groaned, "We're gonna run out of this stuff before she gets back!"
At that moment the front door opened and Nami stood there. Her dress was hanging off one shoulder, her hair was tousled and she had a big grin on her face! "Okay!" she said cheerily, "We're in!"
Jodea lifted Yami up and carried him inside, Nika following behind. Nami shut the front door and turned to direct them to Yami's new room!
As Jodea started to carry Yami up the stairs, Seto emerged from the library. His shirt was half untucked, his hair was sticking up and his cheeks were bright red. He walked sheepishly up the stairs and said, "Follow me." With a shy glance back at Nami, who grinned like a maniac, he said, "I think I know a room that will hold him when he wakes up."
Jodea walked by Nami and whispered good-naturedly, "Slut."
Nika burst out in a fit of stifled giggles and Nami said, "Got us in, didn't I? And I didn't even have to drug my bish!"
Nika then said, still giggling, "Yeah! And besides, how do you think I plan on getting Malik?"
That caused all three of them to giggle and Seto to look at them nervously.
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(A/N) (laughing maniacally) Yes! The truth is out! Most of the Sake Sisters are Grade A Sluts!! Why, I'm not even shy about it! Let's see... I've had Sesshoumaru, Naraku, Kurama(took forever to get in his pants!), Malik, Seto, Bakura, Hiei(who knew!), Jou...(although that was supposed to be a secret)... Sorry Jou!!
Well, how do you like it so far? Is it funny? Not really, huh? Well, I'm updating fast 'cause I'm on a roll! And if I don't get it out, this fic will die!! Next chapter, I get tired of them having their hunk of man-beef and I go after my own!! Look out, Malik! There's a fangirl on your tail! (and what a tail it is...*drool*)