Hello my name is Lachlan Mitchell and this is my story on sponge bob square pants and one of exciting, crazy and funny adventures under the sea now if you do not watch the sponge bob square pants show you should trust me now at many part of this story you should. So if you like this story please send a review and if you don't like this story please send a review and tell me ways of improving it. Now here are a few things you should remember for an example.

If you see this it means the story is telling something from the past ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When you see it again it means you are back to the original part.

When you see this it's a new part of the story.
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Now its about time I started the story so I'll just get the coke cookies and coke mmm coke (the writer starts drawling on his shirt) got it.



Sponge bobs modern life

So the story begins. One very stormy cold and frosty night me and Patrick were talking remember when me and sponge bob were talking about his modern life. Now its Patrick telling this story so read on. It was a bright sunny day and me and sponge bob were walking around bikini bottoms and we saw sandy walking down the street so we decided to say hello and so we walked over and said hello

Patrick: hello

Sponge bob: hey

Sponge bob: what are you doing today sandy (cheerfully)

Sandy: hey inventing something that hey get lost. sponge bob (happily then angry)

Sponge bob: Ok but wait I have something to give you

And reached into his pocket and pulled out a few things a mirror hair brush lipstick and boat keys for his grand ma's boat

Sponge bob: oh here it is

he pulled out a piece of paper and gave it to sandy it was a invite to his karaoke party this Saturday night it was going to be the best party he ever threw every one in bikini bottoms was going to be their including squid worth.. will be coming but maybe a surprise guest will show up.

Sandy: oh get real sponge bob

Sponge bob: well I take that as a yes

Patrick: oh great more sea creatures

Sandy: I'll be there 8:00 sharp

Sponge bob: yes that's 3 down 379 to go

Then Sponge bob saw Mr crabs and decided he would ask him if he would like to go out to dinner with him next Saturday night which was a week from the karaoke party and then he saw squid worth and thought hmm I don't know what I'm doing next Saturday night maybe I should ask out squid worth. Now you know me I'm no mind reader the only way I know how this happened was because I was told by sponge later anyway back to the story. So three days past. And sponge bob woke up to his alarm and remembered what day it was and leaped out of bed and said to Gary

Sponge bob: do you know what day it is today Gary.

Gary: mow

Sponge bob: that's right its Friday that means I have to go to work and than Grand ma's place so he pulled on his clothes and went to work where he saw Mr Crabs

Mr Crabs: hey my boy what are you doing I mean how are you feeling

Sponge bob: same as always Mr Crabs

Mr Crabs: how many times do I have to tell you (angry) call me Crabby?

Sponge bob: same as always one more time at least

Mr crabs: better start making me money I mean patties

Sponge bob: sure thing Mr Crabs

Then sponge bob walked into the kitten and started to cook some patties

Squid worth: two doubles three ordinary and one original

Sponge bob: sure thing

And then suddenly creaked open their was a shark he had two big eyes and about a hundred teeth and said

Shark: give me a large and DON'T FORGET THE PATTY (yelling)

Squid worth: that'll be $9.50 sponge bob one large oh don't forget the patty

Sponge bob: ok

And gave the shark his burger then everyone even the blind were looking at him then he bit it

Shark: hmm this is the nicest bugger I have ever tasted

Shark: but still hungry maybe I'll eat you

Pointing at a little red fish in the corner and then about 3 seconds later he noticed he was really pointing at the burger he was about to eat and then he started to walk over to the fish the fish got so scared he ran out of the building and dropped the patty on some boat going past and nobody saw him in bikini bottoms again then the shark ran out of the building and chased the boat. That afternoon he went to his grand ma's house

Grand ma: hey sponge bob

Sponge Bob: Hey Grandma

Grandma quickly hides something behind her back

Sponge Bob: What's behind your back?

Grand ma: Oh? Nothing.

Sponge Bob: Yes there is, tell me.

Grandma: Ok. - Grandma pulls out a gun from behind her back Grandma: DIE, SPONGE BOB, DIE!! Grandma yells

Sponge Bob: Nooooooo Grandma, I loved you. Sponge bobs lip trembles

Grandma: I've got news for you my little spongy *grandma laughs evilly* I AM THE SPONGE FROM HELL *she laughs evilly again*

Sponge Bob: *looks at grandma in horror* But - But - But - NOOOOOOO

Grandma: YES *eyes glint evilly* *grandma shoots*

BLAM!!

Sponge Bob: *gasps in pain* Ohhhhh it hurts it hurts *he wails* Sponge Bob wiggles on the floor in pain then stops. Sponge Bob: Hmmm I didn't feel any thing

Grandma: of course you didn't feel anything you're a sponge like me and we could get shredded and not feel anything so what do you say partners we would be invincible nobody could stop us so what do you say will you join me

Sponge Bob: *crying* no no no I will never turn evil not me never

Grandma: *nice now* ok well hows about a story and sweater with love in every stitch

Sponge bob: ok

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now it is party time and all of the guests have just arrived and are having a good time but me being a very mature star fish I thought I shouldn't drink any or much punch so I only had a bit then some more then some more and then it was empty then sponge bob had just finished setting up the karaoke machine and just announced

Sponge Bob: hey everyone and thanks for coming to my party now theirs going to be singing jokes and stories not just funny one scary and happy too so how about around of applause for our first act fishy martin the gay pop singer

Fishy martin: hey every one first song I'm going to sing is twinkle twinkle little star

Audience: *claps*

But just as fishy martin was about to start a surprise guest showed up and was ready to get PARTY! But the thing only pulled out a gun and said put all your things into my began everyone started too. Then Mr Crabs showed up and said are you ready to party and he said

Mr Crabs: bring in the dancing lobsters

And just as he said that the robber got away

Than squid ward said

Squid ward: where were the police while we were doing this

Fishy martin: um right there *pointing at two drunk fish*

Squid ward: well we need better police more safety and I'm going to volunteer and who's does want me too

Sandy: hmm more police people this will make it harder for my evil plan to work

So Patrick was it scared when she came in with the gun hmm that's hard to think you see me being very mature I was pretty scared yeah sure now your gay lets get a room Um Lachlan your had to much coke I think I should take that off you huh NO! *angry* read next chapter before Lachlan kills me