DOUBLE OR NOTHIN
The next day in bikini bottoms squid ward got out of bed and walked
straight to the bus stop where he caught the bus to a little ally where he saw a desk with
a bell so he walked over to the desk and pressed in the bell and two
squirrel like things came out
Squirrel: hey what you want
Squid ward: a gun
Squid ward: a big gun
Squirrel: sure that'll be $206.95
Squid ward: ok hand it over
Squirrel: ok come back in a week if you still want it then and memorise this gun safety sheet
Squid ward: a week *frowning*
Squirrel: what don't you want it anymore well ok?
*****
Two days had past and theirs squid ward sitting out side his house looking board
Squid worth: so many things to shoot just no gun to shoot them *board*
Then ducks crazy fish rabbits sandy and sponge bob walked past but as Sponge bob walked past he mumbled to him self
Squid ward: oh don't make it harder sponge bob
Sponge bob: harder for what Squid ward
Squid ward: well since the robber came at your party I fought maybe I should get a gun for protection in case they or others came at another party because the cops weren't doing their job why did you even invite them
Sponge bob: but I didn't
Squid ward: don't paly dumb
Sponge bob: but I didn't
Squid ward: well who did?
Sponge bob: well I did tell them to keep checking on the party in case anyone got drunk. Oh dam the must fought come get drunk dam it now what's going to happen fish might invite them to there parties. Because the think I invited him to mine dam
Then I walked over and asked what they were doing they said
Squid ward: nothing but I bet you want to do something
Patrick: yes JELLY FISHING
Sponge bob: yeah that'll keep your mind of getting a gun. Oops
Patrick: what was that I was about to tie my shoe lace when I noticed I didn't have shoes
Sponge bob: c'mon lets go
So they walked to they jelly fishing fields where they saw Plankton
Plankton: so what are you doing here?
Sponge bob: jelly fishing
Plankton: oh ok
Squid ward: what are you doing? Squid ward: shouldn't you be trying to still one of the Crabby patties from the krusty crab
Plankton: no I gave up remember
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Plankton: hello M Crabs now I have your crabby patties I better be leaving
Mr Crabs: SOME ONE STOP HIM
Sponge bob: this looks like a job for Merman and Barnacle boy
Sponge bob was dress in blue pants a red cape and a star fish on his nose Patrick was wearing the normal board shorts with a cape. Then they ran out side and saw a patty walking to the chum bucket and they caught Planket by running over and picking him up
Mr Crabs: thanks my boy I mean boys
News Paper Kid: extra extra merman and barnacle boy save THE KRUSTY CRAB and restore hope ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Squid ward: oh yeah
Mean while
Sandy went out of her under sea house and walked to the ally where Squid ward Got the gun and said in and showed some card then she when to a room and on the door it said
SANDY
OFFICE
Head of operation S.U.W
She walked and saw the squirrel
Sandy: hmm has anyone came yet john
John: yes a squid by the name of squid ward
Sandy: good that means Phrase one worked
John: why wouldn't it
Sandy: I don't know because somebody could have blabbed
John: maybe Joe bring in Grandma
Sandy: hmm
Joe: * pushes grandma in the room*
Grandma: I did my bit you pay up Grandma: you can't kill me
Sandy: you're absolutely right
John: get ride of her take her to underpants bottoms
Joe: ok
Sandy: No one will miss her will they HA HA HA?
John: not at all
Sandy: well time for phrase 2
She pulled out a shot gun
Sandy: sorry john but it would never of worked me a head of office and right hand man good bye *pulls trigger* *Joe walks in forgot my keys and the bullet hit him* John: you witch
Sandy: you mean Squirrel *reloads* good bye*
John: heres my will John: oh good bye
Sandy:* pulls trigger*
Sandy walked away
*****
Back to sponge bob
Sponge bob: got one
Patrick: yah
Squid ward: who ever invented this game
Patrick and Sponge bob: why of course you
Plankton: when do we eat them
Sponge bob: never this is fun
Squid ward: yes lots of fun
Then we decided to go to the krusty crab and they all walked their
Squid ward: um plankton your not aloud in here
Plankton: can you bring me out one
Squid ward: no
Sponge bob: yes
Squid ward no
Sponge bob: yes
Squid ward: no patty just fries
Plankton: alright
***** The next day
Sponge bob wakes
Sponge bob: do you know what to day is Gary
Gary: mow
Sponge bob: that's right SATURDAY Sponge bob: it's my date with Squid ward
Gary: mow
Sponge bob: *walks over to calendar and reads* Sponge bob: oh no I already had set a date for Mr Crabs
Hey hey the coke it fizzing up inside me night need water and more cookies ah what can you do hey I have animal cookies *reaches in and gets on* he it's a giraffe now one lesson before eating animal cookies always decapitate them mmm head less giraffe *drops then eats* next Chapter please*
The next day in bikini bottoms squid ward got out of bed and walked
straight to the bus stop where he caught the bus to a little ally where he saw a desk with
a bell so he walked over to the desk and pressed in the bell and two
squirrel like things came out
Squirrel: hey what you want
Squid ward: a gun
Squid ward: a big gun
Squirrel: sure that'll be $206.95
Squid ward: ok hand it over
Squirrel: ok come back in a week if you still want it then and memorise this gun safety sheet
Squid ward: a week *frowning*
Squirrel: what don't you want it anymore well ok?
*****
Two days had past and theirs squid ward sitting out side his house looking board
Squid worth: so many things to shoot just no gun to shoot them *board*
Then ducks crazy fish rabbits sandy and sponge bob walked past but as Sponge bob walked past he mumbled to him self
Squid ward: oh don't make it harder sponge bob
Sponge bob: harder for what Squid ward
Squid ward: well since the robber came at your party I fought maybe I should get a gun for protection in case they or others came at another party because the cops weren't doing their job why did you even invite them
Sponge bob: but I didn't
Squid ward: don't paly dumb
Sponge bob: but I didn't
Squid ward: well who did?
Sponge bob: well I did tell them to keep checking on the party in case anyone got drunk. Oh dam the must fought come get drunk dam it now what's going to happen fish might invite them to there parties. Because the think I invited him to mine dam
Then I walked over and asked what they were doing they said
Squid ward: nothing but I bet you want to do something
Patrick: yes JELLY FISHING
Sponge bob: yeah that'll keep your mind of getting a gun. Oops
Patrick: what was that I was about to tie my shoe lace when I noticed I didn't have shoes
Sponge bob: c'mon lets go
So they walked to they jelly fishing fields where they saw Plankton
Plankton: so what are you doing here?
Sponge bob: jelly fishing
Plankton: oh ok
Squid ward: what are you doing? Squid ward: shouldn't you be trying to still one of the Crabby patties from the krusty crab
Plankton: no I gave up remember
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Plankton: hello M Crabs now I have your crabby patties I better be leaving
Mr Crabs: SOME ONE STOP HIM
Sponge bob: this looks like a job for Merman and Barnacle boy
Sponge bob was dress in blue pants a red cape and a star fish on his nose Patrick was wearing the normal board shorts with a cape. Then they ran out side and saw a patty walking to the chum bucket and they caught Planket by running over and picking him up
Mr Crabs: thanks my boy I mean boys
News Paper Kid: extra extra merman and barnacle boy save THE KRUSTY CRAB and restore hope ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Squid ward: oh yeah
Mean while
Sandy went out of her under sea house and walked to the ally where Squid ward Got the gun and said in and showed some card then she when to a room and on the door it said
SANDY
OFFICE
Head of operation S.U.W
She walked and saw the squirrel
Sandy: hmm has anyone came yet john
John: yes a squid by the name of squid ward
Sandy: good that means Phrase one worked
John: why wouldn't it
Sandy: I don't know because somebody could have blabbed
John: maybe Joe bring in Grandma
Sandy: hmm
Joe: * pushes grandma in the room*
Grandma: I did my bit you pay up Grandma: you can't kill me
Sandy: you're absolutely right
John: get ride of her take her to underpants bottoms
Joe: ok
Sandy: No one will miss her will they HA HA HA?
John: not at all
Sandy: well time for phrase 2
She pulled out a shot gun
Sandy: sorry john but it would never of worked me a head of office and right hand man good bye *pulls trigger* *Joe walks in forgot my keys and the bullet hit him* John: you witch
Sandy: you mean Squirrel *reloads* good bye*
John: heres my will John: oh good bye
Sandy:* pulls trigger*
Sandy walked away
*****
Back to sponge bob
Sponge bob: got one
Patrick: yah
Squid ward: who ever invented this game
Patrick and Sponge bob: why of course you
Plankton: when do we eat them
Sponge bob: never this is fun
Squid ward: yes lots of fun
Then we decided to go to the krusty crab and they all walked their
Squid ward: um plankton your not aloud in here
Plankton: can you bring me out one
Squid ward: no
Sponge bob: yes
Squid ward no
Sponge bob: yes
Squid ward: no patty just fries
Plankton: alright
***** The next day
Sponge bob wakes
Sponge bob: do you know what to day is Gary
Gary: mow
Sponge bob: that's right SATURDAY Sponge bob: it's my date with Squid ward
Gary: mow
Sponge bob: *walks over to calendar and reads* Sponge bob: oh no I already had set a date for Mr Crabs
Hey hey the coke it fizzing up inside me night need water and more cookies ah what can you do hey I have animal cookies *reaches in and gets on* he it's a giraffe now one lesson before eating animal cookies always decapitate them mmm head less giraffe *drops then eats* next Chapter please*