***Here come Frodo, and don't forget Sam........I usually don't like
including them because they're not my favourite characters but this time I
did, and I hope you like the way they are........erm.....portrayed. I know
I know, it's sort of cliché, but play along.***
"What in the name of Eowyn's hairy chest are you doing?" cried Legolas, wringing his hands in despair, at the sight of the two hobbits. Frodo looked up first, and then continued...humping Sam. Sam on the other hand, shrieked girlishly, and ran for cover behind a tree. Frodo looked at Sam longingly, and then turned back to the three very frightened companions that stood before him.
"What's the matter with you? Do you know how long it took me to get him out of the closet?" yelled Frodo. Aragorn smirked, and stepped here.
"Now look here Frumpy-"
"Frodo." Interrupted the little hobbit. Aragorn stared at him for a moment and proceeded.
"Ok whatever Frumpy-"
"Frodo!"
"Frumpy," Aragorn continued louder this time, ignoring Frodo, "What's the meaning of all this? Running off to be with your little freakazoid friend over there." Frodo looked up at Aragorn angrily and waved his fist, barely missing Aragorn's nether regions.
"He's not a freakazoid, and you're one to talk. I could here you and the elf while you were looking for us. Seems we're not the only ones who are queer. Seems-"
"OK," interrupted Legolas loudly, "We're all together now and the main thing is getting to Mordor, and destroying the ring. So let's get a move on it shall we? Sam! Get out of the forest, we all know what you were doing."
Slowly, a very small figure emerged from behind the tree, now fully dressed. Sam approached the group hesitantly and as soon as he got there, wrapped himself around a very distressed Legolas.
"Argh! What are you doing? Get off of me!" yelled Legolas. Gimli looked on enviously and muttered,
"NOBODY wants to hug *me*. Stupid fat Sam, stupid fat Froho, stupid sexy elf. Stupid pregnant man."
Frodo gave Gimli a quick hug, and moved away rapidly, before the dwarf could get to clingy. Sam however, acted differently upon the dwarf's muttering.
"OH MY GOD!" he shrieked, and toned it down a little when everyone else winced, "You're pregnant? Congratulations!" he said, pumping Aragorn's hand enthusiastically. Aragorn beamed back at Sam.
"Thanks, you know you're the first to say that to me." Sam looked shocked. "Well Frodo will say it too, won't you honey?" Frodo nodded sadly, and offered his congratulations. Aragorn now in a very happy mood, suggested they move on.
"Ok, but can you tell me one thing first?" asked Frodo eagerly.
"What?"
"When you have the baby will you name it Frodo?" Aragorn and Legolas exchanged looks, that were not caught by Frodo, as they were much higher then his small stature.
"Um.....how about no, I don't want my kid to be named after some retard named Frumpy."
"FRODO!"
"Whatever."
***Ok I have to admit the ending was more than a little shabby.....sorry but I'm really stressed out lately, and it's hard to even find the time to write new chapters.....I have 4 unit test this week! AHHHH I feel totally exhausted but I know it's worth it to see your smiling faces, er.....reviews....well just to make me feel better write some nice long reviews..***
"What in the name of Eowyn's hairy chest are you doing?" cried Legolas, wringing his hands in despair, at the sight of the two hobbits. Frodo looked up first, and then continued...humping Sam. Sam on the other hand, shrieked girlishly, and ran for cover behind a tree. Frodo looked at Sam longingly, and then turned back to the three very frightened companions that stood before him.
"What's the matter with you? Do you know how long it took me to get him out of the closet?" yelled Frodo. Aragorn smirked, and stepped here.
"Now look here Frumpy-"
"Frodo." Interrupted the little hobbit. Aragorn stared at him for a moment and proceeded.
"Ok whatever Frumpy-"
"Frodo!"
"Frumpy," Aragorn continued louder this time, ignoring Frodo, "What's the meaning of all this? Running off to be with your little freakazoid friend over there." Frodo looked up at Aragorn angrily and waved his fist, barely missing Aragorn's nether regions.
"He's not a freakazoid, and you're one to talk. I could here you and the elf while you were looking for us. Seems we're not the only ones who are queer. Seems-"
"OK," interrupted Legolas loudly, "We're all together now and the main thing is getting to Mordor, and destroying the ring. So let's get a move on it shall we? Sam! Get out of the forest, we all know what you were doing."
Slowly, a very small figure emerged from behind the tree, now fully dressed. Sam approached the group hesitantly and as soon as he got there, wrapped himself around a very distressed Legolas.
"Argh! What are you doing? Get off of me!" yelled Legolas. Gimli looked on enviously and muttered,
"NOBODY wants to hug *me*. Stupid fat Sam, stupid fat Froho, stupid sexy elf. Stupid pregnant man."
Frodo gave Gimli a quick hug, and moved away rapidly, before the dwarf could get to clingy. Sam however, acted differently upon the dwarf's muttering.
"OH MY GOD!" he shrieked, and toned it down a little when everyone else winced, "You're pregnant? Congratulations!" he said, pumping Aragorn's hand enthusiastically. Aragorn beamed back at Sam.
"Thanks, you know you're the first to say that to me." Sam looked shocked. "Well Frodo will say it too, won't you honey?" Frodo nodded sadly, and offered his congratulations. Aragorn now in a very happy mood, suggested they move on.
"Ok, but can you tell me one thing first?" asked Frodo eagerly.
"What?"
"When you have the baby will you name it Frodo?" Aragorn and Legolas exchanged looks, that were not caught by Frodo, as they were much higher then his small stature.
"Um.....how about no, I don't want my kid to be named after some retard named Frumpy."
"FRODO!"
"Whatever."
***Ok I have to admit the ending was more than a little shabby.....sorry but I'm really stressed out lately, and it's hard to even find the time to write new chapters.....I have 4 unit test this week! AHHHH I feel totally exhausted but I know it's worth it to see your smiling faces, er.....reviews....well just to make me feel better write some nice long reviews..***