***Running out of ideas ppl! I would truly appreciate some suggestions***
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Aragron, nor Legolas, or even Gimli. I do own Frumpy, but not Frodo, I also do not own Sam......thank god.***
"I wonder what the baby will be......a girl or a boy?" Aragorn pondered aloud. Legolas looked up from where he was making a sundae with muskrat meat on top. It was midnight, and Aragorn had been craving something 'sweet but bloody'. Legolas was regretting having agreed, but now looking at Aragorn's dreamy face he laughed.
"It doesn't matter, I'll love either one just as much. But I must confess, I've been hoping it's a girl, so we can go shopping together, and swap secrets about guys together," Legolas said his throat getting tight, and tears coming to his eyes just thinking about it.
Aragorn stared at Legolas hard, and then shrugged. Only God knew what his lover thought about half the time.
"How's that sundae coming along?" Aragorn called. Legolas cringed and turned around quickly.
"Shh, or you'll wake everyone up."
"There really is no one to wake up Legolas." Aragorn said gesturing to the huddles. In one corner Frodo was seeing how long it took him to lick all the way down to Sam's toes. In the other, Gimli sat rocking back and forth chanting.
"Not long now, Gimli will have his way.......then they'll all be sorry. Gimli was the best of them all.....but no one cared. YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!" he screamed. Frodo looked up from licking Sam, shook his head and continued. Legolas glanced at Gimli in concern, and turned to Aragorn who was devouring his sundae.
"I'm really worried about Gimli." Legolas said. Aragorn looked up, ice cream dribbling down his face.
"Mmphsy whash she jmater?"
"Huh?" Legolas asked puzzled. Aragorn swallowed then said,
"Why, what's the matter?" Aragorn asked. Legolas looked at him disbelief then pointed at Gimli.
"Um......I don't know maybe it's the fact that he keeps rocking back and forth. Or could it be that he keeps talking about himself in third person. Or maybe it's just because he keeps trying to rape the father of your child!" Legolas said sarcastically. Aragorn sniffed, and then nodded, returning to his bloody sundae.
"Ok I'll talk to him tomorrow."
"What will I do if he tries to rape me again?" Legolas asked.
"Just get him pregnant. That will be punishment in itself." Aragorn said bitterly. Legolas now turned to Aragorn with concern.
"Mela, are you resentful about the baby? Because that's not good at all......I don't want you to hate the sight of our child."
"No," sighed Aragorn, "it's just sort of hard. I just can't wait till we have our own kid."
"I know, it'll be great."
***There ends my night chapter.....I still don't know how to get rid of the stupid Ring.......any ideas? Feel free to review at any time *wink* *wink* well, better get going....***
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Aragron, nor Legolas, or even Gimli. I do own Frumpy, but not Frodo, I also do not own Sam......thank god.***
"I wonder what the baby will be......a girl or a boy?" Aragorn pondered aloud. Legolas looked up from where he was making a sundae with muskrat meat on top. It was midnight, and Aragorn had been craving something 'sweet but bloody'. Legolas was regretting having agreed, but now looking at Aragorn's dreamy face he laughed.
"It doesn't matter, I'll love either one just as much. But I must confess, I've been hoping it's a girl, so we can go shopping together, and swap secrets about guys together," Legolas said his throat getting tight, and tears coming to his eyes just thinking about it.
Aragorn stared at Legolas hard, and then shrugged. Only God knew what his lover thought about half the time.
"How's that sundae coming along?" Aragorn called. Legolas cringed and turned around quickly.
"Shh, or you'll wake everyone up."
"There really is no one to wake up Legolas." Aragorn said gesturing to the huddles. In one corner Frodo was seeing how long it took him to lick all the way down to Sam's toes. In the other, Gimli sat rocking back and forth chanting.
"Not long now, Gimli will have his way.......then they'll all be sorry. Gimli was the best of them all.....but no one cared. YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!" he screamed. Frodo looked up from licking Sam, shook his head and continued. Legolas glanced at Gimli in concern, and turned to Aragorn who was devouring his sundae.
"I'm really worried about Gimli." Legolas said. Aragorn looked up, ice cream dribbling down his face.
"Mmphsy whash she jmater?"
"Huh?" Legolas asked puzzled. Aragorn swallowed then said,
"Why, what's the matter?" Aragorn asked. Legolas looked at him disbelief then pointed at Gimli.
"Um......I don't know maybe it's the fact that he keeps rocking back and forth. Or could it be that he keeps talking about himself in third person. Or maybe it's just because he keeps trying to rape the father of your child!" Legolas said sarcastically. Aragorn sniffed, and then nodded, returning to his bloody sundae.
"Ok I'll talk to him tomorrow."
"What will I do if he tries to rape me again?" Legolas asked.
"Just get him pregnant. That will be punishment in itself." Aragorn said bitterly. Legolas now turned to Aragorn with concern.
"Mela, are you resentful about the baby? Because that's not good at all......I don't want you to hate the sight of our child."
"No," sighed Aragorn, "it's just sort of hard. I just can't wait till we have our own kid."
"I know, it'll be great."
***There ends my night chapter.....I still don't know how to get rid of the stupid Ring.......any ideas? Feel free to review at any time *wink* *wink* well, better get going....***