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***Oh, this chapter starts out funny but ends a lil sad.....if you're crazily over emotional and cry at commercials....then you better stock up on tissues...otherwise..it's fine and I hope you guys like this chapter.....it's a somewhat long one.***
"Um..guys." Frodo whispered fearfully, stopping dead in his tracks. Legolas and Aragorn stopped, and looked back, Aragorn with a mouthful of club sandwich.
"What is it?" Legolas asked, very irritated that he had had to stop his daily power walk.
"Uh.....I think I lost the ring. Arghhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Frodo in horror and disgust as the mouthful of mushed up and chewed club sandwich was propelled from Aragorn's mouth to Frodo's face.
"Ew.." Wailed Frodo. Aragorn scowled, and stood directly above Frodo, shooting death glares at him. Frodo gulped, he did *not* want to die young, well middle aged, by the hands of a very angry pregnant man.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST IT?" thundered Aragorn. Frodo winced, but managed to hold his ground, though reluctantly.
"I'm....er....sorry."
"I knew you were stupid Frumpy but," Aragorn paused, to take a breath, and Frodo didn't bother to correct his name. Now was definitely not the time. "I didn't know you were an absolute moron." Frodo now fled, tears flying down his face. Sam watched his lover run away and turned to Aragorn.
"There was no need to call him those mean things." Sam said firmly. Aragorn narrowed his eyes at Sam, who regretted saying those things to the sensitive pregnant Aragorn.
"Oh yeah? Well I don't give a damn Fatty. Now go join Frumpy." Aragorn said fiercely. Sam nodded sadly, and ran to the woods where Frodo had gone, as he was leaving he called over his shoulder.
"My name is Sam, and his is Frodo, F-R-O-D-O."
"Whatever." Aragorn turned to Legolas with his hands on his hips.
"Can you believe that?" Aragorn asked his voice filled with disgust and contempt for the hobbit.
"No, but I can't believe you either." Aragorn whirled around and glared at Legolas.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean you shouldn't have yelled at him." Legolas answered calmly. "If you hadn't of, maybe he would've remembered where it was he last put the ring. Now he's much to upset, and Sam and him will be in the woods for hours having sympathy sex."
"They have sex for any occasion. And I have every right to lose my temper. Frumpy's an idiot."
"He may be an idiot, but you can't yell at him just because you have crazy mood swings."
"Where is all this coming from anyway?" demanded Aragorn, "All of a sudden you're totally against everything I do. If that's the way you feel, maybe you should keep the child and leave me alone." Aragorn blurted out, regretting the words, even as they came out of his mouth. Legolas cringed, but still stayed calm.
"I love you meleth, more than anything else in this world, and even more than you I know I will love this baby, and I refuse for it to feel any sadness or any pain. Even if it's the tension between us. If-if.." Legolas stammered, choking back tears, "If that's the way you feel, then after we destroy the ring.....we'll-we'll......well we won't be together anyway." Here Legolas broke down completely and sat down, and began to sob. Aragorn longed to hold him in his arms, and take back all his harsh words, but it was too late, and his pride was too strong.
"Fine then." Aragorn spun on his heel, and stomped off, leaving his lover crying on the ground.
***Oh my god, I think I'm gonna cry.......I hate to leave you like this.....but I promise I'll have the next chapter up soon.....don't worry it'll be here in a flash...well gotta go eat dinner....and I just bought Catch Me if You Can......I LOVE Leonardo Dicaprio....erm....I mean I love his *acting* lol....anyway...don't forget to review!***
***Oh, this chapter starts out funny but ends a lil sad.....if you're crazily over emotional and cry at commercials....then you better stock up on tissues...otherwise..it's fine and I hope you guys like this chapter.....it's a somewhat long one.***
"Um..guys." Frodo whispered fearfully, stopping dead in his tracks. Legolas and Aragorn stopped, and looked back, Aragorn with a mouthful of club sandwich.
"What is it?" Legolas asked, very irritated that he had had to stop his daily power walk.
"Uh.....I think I lost the ring. Arghhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Frodo in horror and disgust as the mouthful of mushed up and chewed club sandwich was propelled from Aragorn's mouth to Frodo's face.
"Ew.." Wailed Frodo. Aragorn scowled, and stood directly above Frodo, shooting death glares at him. Frodo gulped, he did *not* want to die young, well middle aged, by the hands of a very angry pregnant man.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST IT?" thundered Aragorn. Frodo winced, but managed to hold his ground, though reluctantly.
"I'm....er....sorry."
"I knew you were stupid Frumpy but," Aragorn paused, to take a breath, and Frodo didn't bother to correct his name. Now was definitely not the time. "I didn't know you were an absolute moron." Frodo now fled, tears flying down his face. Sam watched his lover run away and turned to Aragorn.
"There was no need to call him those mean things." Sam said firmly. Aragorn narrowed his eyes at Sam, who regretted saying those things to the sensitive pregnant Aragorn.
"Oh yeah? Well I don't give a damn Fatty. Now go join Frumpy." Aragorn said fiercely. Sam nodded sadly, and ran to the woods where Frodo had gone, as he was leaving he called over his shoulder.
"My name is Sam, and his is Frodo, F-R-O-D-O."
"Whatever." Aragorn turned to Legolas with his hands on his hips.
"Can you believe that?" Aragorn asked his voice filled with disgust and contempt for the hobbit.
"No, but I can't believe you either." Aragorn whirled around and glared at Legolas.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean you shouldn't have yelled at him." Legolas answered calmly. "If you hadn't of, maybe he would've remembered where it was he last put the ring. Now he's much to upset, and Sam and him will be in the woods for hours having sympathy sex."
"They have sex for any occasion. And I have every right to lose my temper. Frumpy's an idiot."
"He may be an idiot, but you can't yell at him just because you have crazy mood swings."
"Where is all this coming from anyway?" demanded Aragorn, "All of a sudden you're totally against everything I do. If that's the way you feel, maybe you should keep the child and leave me alone." Aragorn blurted out, regretting the words, even as they came out of his mouth. Legolas cringed, but still stayed calm.
"I love you meleth, more than anything else in this world, and even more than you I know I will love this baby, and I refuse for it to feel any sadness or any pain. Even if it's the tension between us. If-if.." Legolas stammered, choking back tears, "If that's the way you feel, then after we destroy the ring.....we'll-we'll......well we won't be together anyway." Here Legolas broke down completely and sat down, and began to sob. Aragorn longed to hold him in his arms, and take back all his harsh words, but it was too late, and his pride was too strong.
"Fine then." Aragorn spun on his heel, and stomped off, leaving his lover crying on the ground.
***Oh my god, I think I'm gonna cry.......I hate to leave you like this.....but I promise I'll have the next chapter up soon.....don't worry it'll be here in a flash...well gotta go eat dinner....and I just bought Catch Me if You Can......I LOVE Leonardo Dicaprio....erm....I mean I love his *acting* lol....anyway...don't forget to review!***