DISCLAIMER: All I own in this story are the horrors and trauma that I put
the characters through....everything else belongs to Bill Gates......no
just jokin.....and as I told you before I also own Viggo
Mortenson......feel free to take me up on the offer to pet him any
time.......he remains a tame creature.
***Well I'm just pleased as puddin', right as rain, happy as a papaya.....uh....anyway.....I'm really happy about my reviews.....sniff sniff......you guys are the best....even though my muses *glares at muses*.......seem to think otherwise.....they're always complaining....and Gimli at something weird and keeps throwing up on Legolas, who in turn is throwing a FIT! Well enjoy the chapter pplz***
"Frodo." Whispered Sam, as they slowly made their way back to camp. It was well past midnight, and after their little *rendezvous* in the forest, the two exhausted hobbits had crept back. They had heard Aragorn and Legolas' argument, and agreed that it was wholly Aragorn's fault.
"What is it Sam?"
"What're we going to do if- if Aragorn came back? Which he probably did." Asked Sam fearfully. Frodo took a deep breath and continued walking.
"We run." Sam nodded silently, and they continued to camp and saw that Aragorn had not come back. There was only Gimli sitting in the corner and Legolas, sitting in front of the fire, staring at it, his face expressionless.
"Uh......Legolas?" Frodo began timidly. Legolas looked up at Frodo, and his face turned to one of fury.
"What do you want? Aren't you happy now that you've broken a happy home? Go screw Sam some more, I don't need you." Legolas said angrily. Frodo whimpered and shrank into Sam, who stepped forward in defence of his lover.
"Legolas, you know you don't mean that. Now Aragorn is gone, and with his...er...*condition* it's not safe for him to be wandering around alone..we should go find him." Sam prodded gently. Legolas nodded miserably, and said,
"I wish I had never said anything to him. I love our baby.......it's not even born yet, but I love it. I can't even sleep without talking to it." Then pausing at Frodo and Sam's odd looks, Legolas added quickly, "I mean talking to Aragorn's stomach." The looks intensified, and Legolas shrugged. "Well I'm better off then Gimli." The hobbits nodded in agreement. It seemed no one was as bad off as Gimli.
"SOON IT WILL BE MY TIME!" a muffled scream from Gimli's corner, caused the three companions to jump and shake their heads in disbelief.
"Anywaaaaaaaaaaays, Frodo and I will go look by the river. Um..Legolas you go look in the forest, and Gimli...." Sam paused throwing a baleful look at Gimli, "Uh, you stay here."
"YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY POWER LITTLE FATTY!" another scream and evil laugh erupted from the corner. Legolas rolled his eyes and turned back to the two hobbits.
"Ok let's get going."
***I really wanted to combine two chapters and make this one chapter.......but unfortunately, I have to go out....well.....I'll put the next chapter up tomorrow. Hopefully Aragorn will be found alive.....MUHAHAH...just jokin.....I could never kill Aragorn, or Legolas. Don't forget to REVIEW!***
***Well I'm just pleased as puddin', right as rain, happy as a papaya.....uh....anyway.....I'm really happy about my reviews.....sniff sniff......you guys are the best....even though my muses *glares at muses*.......seem to think otherwise.....they're always complaining....and Gimli at something weird and keeps throwing up on Legolas, who in turn is throwing a FIT! Well enjoy the chapter pplz***
"Frodo." Whispered Sam, as they slowly made their way back to camp. It was well past midnight, and after their little *rendezvous* in the forest, the two exhausted hobbits had crept back. They had heard Aragorn and Legolas' argument, and agreed that it was wholly Aragorn's fault.
"What is it Sam?"
"What're we going to do if- if Aragorn came back? Which he probably did." Asked Sam fearfully. Frodo took a deep breath and continued walking.
"We run." Sam nodded silently, and they continued to camp and saw that Aragorn had not come back. There was only Gimli sitting in the corner and Legolas, sitting in front of the fire, staring at it, his face expressionless.
"Uh......Legolas?" Frodo began timidly. Legolas looked up at Frodo, and his face turned to one of fury.
"What do you want? Aren't you happy now that you've broken a happy home? Go screw Sam some more, I don't need you." Legolas said angrily. Frodo whimpered and shrank into Sam, who stepped forward in defence of his lover.
"Legolas, you know you don't mean that. Now Aragorn is gone, and with his...er...*condition* it's not safe for him to be wandering around alone..we should go find him." Sam prodded gently. Legolas nodded miserably, and said,
"I wish I had never said anything to him. I love our baby.......it's not even born yet, but I love it. I can't even sleep without talking to it." Then pausing at Frodo and Sam's odd looks, Legolas added quickly, "I mean talking to Aragorn's stomach." The looks intensified, and Legolas shrugged. "Well I'm better off then Gimli." The hobbits nodded in agreement. It seemed no one was as bad off as Gimli.
"SOON IT WILL BE MY TIME!" a muffled scream from Gimli's corner, caused the three companions to jump and shake their heads in disbelief.
"Anywaaaaaaaaaaays, Frodo and I will go look by the river. Um..Legolas you go look in the forest, and Gimli...." Sam paused throwing a baleful look at Gimli, "Uh, you stay here."
"YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY POWER LITTLE FATTY!" another scream and evil laugh erupted from the corner. Legolas rolled his eyes and turned back to the two hobbits.
"Ok let's get going."
***I really wanted to combine two chapters and make this one chapter.......but unfortunately, I have to go out....well.....I'll put the next chapter up tomorrow. Hopefully Aragorn will be found alive.....MUHAHAH...just jokin.....I could never kill Aragorn, or Legolas. Don't forget to REVIEW!***