*** This one is one of my longest ever chapters, that's because I have
guests coming over, and I won't be able to write for awhile, so I figured I
might as well make up for it.....anyway hope you like this chapter***
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Gandalf(though his reference is small and subtle), or Legolas......dammit....I also don't own Arwen, who I don't like anyway, and am VERY glad that Tolkien didn't talk about her much....and Liv Tyler doesn't do her character justice....
"Mmm, Sam move over." Frodo muttered sleepily. Sam obliged, though rather grudgingly.
"Why do you have to have so much of the bed?" he whined. Frodo looked up from his pillow, just long enough to send a death glare at Sam.
"Because I'm prettier." And that is why Sam was awake fretting about getting old, when the knocking began.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Sam quickly nudged Frodo awake. "Frodo, it looks like someone is at the door, maybe we shou-"
Sam was cut off by the string of profanity that was being screeched outside the door.
"I KNOW YOU'RE HOME ARAGORN! Open the door!"
Aragorn woke with a start and saw Legolas sitting next to him with his lips pursed and eyes narrowed in annoyment.
"Oh god.......Legolas you can't leave me here with her. Think of the child....THINK OF THE CHILD!" Aragorn begged. Legolas sighed and turned back to Aragorn.
"How could you think for a moment I would leave you alone with......*that*?" Legolas asked, "I'm just thinking how to hide you." Aragorn nodded and whimpered as the pounding on the door intensified.
"OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!"
"I've got it!" Legolas said suddenly, grabbing Aragorn's hand and leading him to the window.
"Run to the trees, and stay hidden until she comes back." Aragorn stared at Legolas blankly.
"You want me to jump out of the window while I'm carrying your child?" Aragorn asked, feeling hurt and used.
"For godsakes Aragorn, we're on the first floor, it's barely a foot to the ground. Now run or Arwen will get you." Legolas urged. That was all it took for Aragorn to leap out the window, and dash for the trees. Legolas got up and noticed the knocking had stopped. Odd, now it sounded as if there were voices coming from Frodo and Sam's bedroom. Legolas quickly tied his satin robe tightly and headed for the hobbits' room. When he entered he gasped in horror, and some sick twisted kind of amusement. There in the middle of the room stood Arwen with Frodo in a headlock, while simultaneously, shaking an angry and rebellious Sam off of her ankle. She looked up at Legolas first with relief, and then her expression changed to one of suspicion. She let Frodo fall to the floor, flicked her hair back and preened much to the disgust of everyone else in the room.
"What are you doing here cousin?" She asked coldly. Legolas smiled, with a smug expression which he knew annoyed the hell out of Arwen.
"Well, I live here." Legolas nearly let out a laugh when he saw Arwen's eyes widen with shock.
"What- you mean- what......how?"
"Well, I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but since you're going to hear it anyway, I'd rather you heard it from me. Aragorn and I are together, as in a couple."
"WHAT?" Arwen screamed.
"Oh," Legolas added with relish, "He's pregnant too."
"WHAT?"
"That's right sister so you better watch yourself." Sam said snapping his fingers in front of Arwen, in mock imitation of Frodo. Arwen looked down at the little fat hobbit, and sent him flying with a swift kick of her heel. Frodo looked up at Arwen with rage in his eyes.
"You're a monster!" he cried running over to see if Sam was injured. Arwen wiped her face, and looked back at her cousin.
"You're going to pay Legolas, I'll see to that." She threatened thrusting her face close to him. Legolas grimaced and pulled away.
"Ugh, please refrain from coming close to me. You smell disgusting." Legolas said, somewhat surprised as elves NEVER smell bad.
"Yeah well, that's what happens when you do it with a wizard in the middle of a tavern." Arwen said, and shrugged when Legolas gestured his disgust, then remembering what she had came for she squinted her eyes and pointed her finger at the blonde beauty.
"You better watch yourself cause I'm going to get you back." She said, and turned on her heel to leave, but somehow managed to tangle herself up and fell in a heap on the floor. Frodo taking advantage of this, ran over, kicked her hard, and ran away quickly before she could come back. Legolas just smirked and turned away.
"Yeah, I'm just shaking in my boots Arwen." He said as she left in a huff. But, he felt his blood turn cold. Arwen was *not* to be underestimated.
***Whew! That was long. I hate confrontations with Arwen......they're never as well written as they should be....well anyway it's the long weekend so peace out.....and don't forget to review....***
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Gandalf(though his reference is small and subtle), or Legolas......dammit....I also don't own Arwen, who I don't like anyway, and am VERY glad that Tolkien didn't talk about her much....and Liv Tyler doesn't do her character justice....
"Mmm, Sam move over." Frodo muttered sleepily. Sam obliged, though rather grudgingly.
"Why do you have to have so much of the bed?" he whined. Frodo looked up from his pillow, just long enough to send a death glare at Sam.
"Because I'm prettier." And that is why Sam was awake fretting about getting old, when the knocking began.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Sam quickly nudged Frodo awake. "Frodo, it looks like someone is at the door, maybe we shou-"
Sam was cut off by the string of profanity that was being screeched outside the door.
"I KNOW YOU'RE HOME ARAGORN! Open the door!"
Aragorn woke with a start and saw Legolas sitting next to him with his lips pursed and eyes narrowed in annoyment.
"Oh god.......Legolas you can't leave me here with her. Think of the child....THINK OF THE CHILD!" Aragorn begged. Legolas sighed and turned back to Aragorn.
"How could you think for a moment I would leave you alone with......*that*?" Legolas asked, "I'm just thinking how to hide you." Aragorn nodded and whimpered as the pounding on the door intensified.
"OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!"
"I've got it!" Legolas said suddenly, grabbing Aragorn's hand and leading him to the window.
"Run to the trees, and stay hidden until she comes back." Aragorn stared at Legolas blankly.
"You want me to jump out of the window while I'm carrying your child?" Aragorn asked, feeling hurt and used.
"For godsakes Aragorn, we're on the first floor, it's barely a foot to the ground. Now run or Arwen will get you." Legolas urged. That was all it took for Aragorn to leap out the window, and dash for the trees. Legolas got up and noticed the knocking had stopped. Odd, now it sounded as if there were voices coming from Frodo and Sam's bedroom. Legolas quickly tied his satin robe tightly and headed for the hobbits' room. When he entered he gasped in horror, and some sick twisted kind of amusement. There in the middle of the room stood Arwen with Frodo in a headlock, while simultaneously, shaking an angry and rebellious Sam off of her ankle. She looked up at Legolas first with relief, and then her expression changed to one of suspicion. She let Frodo fall to the floor, flicked her hair back and preened much to the disgust of everyone else in the room.
"What are you doing here cousin?" She asked coldly. Legolas smiled, with a smug expression which he knew annoyed the hell out of Arwen.
"Well, I live here." Legolas nearly let out a laugh when he saw Arwen's eyes widen with shock.
"What- you mean- what......how?"
"Well, I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but since you're going to hear it anyway, I'd rather you heard it from me. Aragorn and I are together, as in a couple."
"WHAT?" Arwen screamed.
"Oh," Legolas added with relish, "He's pregnant too."
"WHAT?"
"That's right sister so you better watch yourself." Sam said snapping his fingers in front of Arwen, in mock imitation of Frodo. Arwen looked down at the little fat hobbit, and sent him flying with a swift kick of her heel. Frodo looked up at Arwen with rage in his eyes.
"You're a monster!" he cried running over to see if Sam was injured. Arwen wiped her face, and looked back at her cousin.
"You're going to pay Legolas, I'll see to that." She threatened thrusting her face close to him. Legolas grimaced and pulled away.
"Ugh, please refrain from coming close to me. You smell disgusting." Legolas said, somewhat surprised as elves NEVER smell bad.
"Yeah well, that's what happens when you do it with a wizard in the middle of a tavern." Arwen said, and shrugged when Legolas gestured his disgust, then remembering what she had came for she squinted her eyes and pointed her finger at the blonde beauty.
"You better watch yourself cause I'm going to get you back." She said, and turned on her heel to leave, but somehow managed to tangle herself up and fell in a heap on the floor. Frodo taking advantage of this, ran over, kicked her hard, and ran away quickly before she could come back. Legolas just smirked and turned away.
"Yeah, I'm just shaking in my boots Arwen." He said as she left in a huff. But, he felt his blood turn cold. Arwen was *not* to be underestimated.
***Whew! That was long. I hate confrontations with Arwen......they're never as well written as they should be....well anyway it's the long weekend so peace out.....and don't forget to review....***