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"When is he going to start?" complained Aragorn. Legolas took a deep breath and steadied himself, he was growing more and more irritated himself by the delay, and Aragorn's complaints hadn't helped.
"I'm sure they'll start soon mela." Legolas reassured Aragorn, but himself doubted it as he looked into the corner where Gandalf and Elrond were at it like a bunch of frustrated teenagers. "That's it, I'm going over." So Legolas strode over to where Elrond and Gandalf, the only attendees except for Sam (the maid of honour), and Frodo, (the flower girl.......Gandalf was best man), necking.
"Umm, sorry to interrupt, but could you possibly hurry it up or even better.......do this AFTER you marry us?" Legolas asked angrily. Elrond looked up in shock, and then remembered why he had come.
"Fine, let's get this over with." He grumbled, and went to the front, but not before giving Gandalf one last longing look.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to jo-"
"WAIT!"
Elrond stopped and looked up and grimaced when he saw what stood in the doorway. Aragorn screamed and hid behind Frodo, which wasn't too effective, and Legolas just rolled his eyes in irritation.
"This wedding can't go on.........." Arwen paused dramatically, "Because, Aragorn is married to *me*."
"WHAT?!" everyone in the room, including Aragorn yelled.
"So, that means I could still be making out with Gandalf?" Elrond asked pitifully. Legolas glared at Elrond and then turned back to Arwen.
"What are you talking about Arwen?" he asked crisply. Arwen smirked and turned back to Legolas.
"He can't marry you.......we got married in secret two years ago." She announced gleefully. Legolas gaped at her and then turned to Aragorn.
"Aragorn.....is this true?" Legolas asked, his voice deathly soft. Aragorn looked up and nodded very slowly. Legolas took a step back and staggered, before he fell down. Sam, who had been trying to help Frodo cover Aragorn, slapped Aragorn smartly across the face and said, "Uh uh booooooooy, you just went TOO far."
"How could you Aragorn?" Legolas sobbed from the floor. Aragorn got up with some difficulty considering his bulk and waddled over to Legolas.
"I'm sorry.......it's just that....*she* got me drunk and then forced me....I don't even remember it. And as soon as she told me, I fled Rivendell and never looked back......we NEVER.....you know *did it*." Aragorn pleaded. Legolas looked up with doubtful blue eyes, misted over with tears.
"Really?"
"Really."
"In that case," Legolas said, hoisting himself up, and wiping away his tears, "Let's take out the trash." He reached for and arrow and steadied it in his bow, aiming it straight at Arwen's fear frozen body.
"Hasta la vista ugly." And with that Arwen Evenstar was killed by Legolas and her marriage with Aragorn......if there had ever been one.....was over. As her body lay on the floor motionless, everyone celebrated, and Aragorn and Legolas shared their first kiss as a married couple.
Life was looking pretty damn good.......but for how long?
***Look out for the next few chapters......cause BY POPULAR DEMAND.....I will be bringing one dead character back to life.........heheh...but WHICH one? Just don't forget to review.***
"When is he going to start?" complained Aragorn. Legolas took a deep breath and steadied himself, he was growing more and more irritated himself by the delay, and Aragorn's complaints hadn't helped.
"I'm sure they'll start soon mela." Legolas reassured Aragorn, but himself doubted it as he looked into the corner where Gandalf and Elrond were at it like a bunch of frustrated teenagers. "That's it, I'm going over." So Legolas strode over to where Elrond and Gandalf, the only attendees except for Sam (the maid of honour), and Frodo, (the flower girl.......Gandalf was best man), necking.
"Umm, sorry to interrupt, but could you possibly hurry it up or even better.......do this AFTER you marry us?" Legolas asked angrily. Elrond looked up in shock, and then remembered why he had come.
"Fine, let's get this over with." He grumbled, and went to the front, but not before giving Gandalf one last longing look.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to jo-"
"WAIT!"
Elrond stopped and looked up and grimaced when he saw what stood in the doorway. Aragorn screamed and hid behind Frodo, which wasn't too effective, and Legolas just rolled his eyes in irritation.
"This wedding can't go on.........." Arwen paused dramatically, "Because, Aragorn is married to *me*."
"WHAT?!" everyone in the room, including Aragorn yelled.
"So, that means I could still be making out with Gandalf?" Elrond asked pitifully. Legolas glared at Elrond and then turned back to Arwen.
"What are you talking about Arwen?" he asked crisply. Arwen smirked and turned back to Legolas.
"He can't marry you.......we got married in secret two years ago." She announced gleefully. Legolas gaped at her and then turned to Aragorn.
"Aragorn.....is this true?" Legolas asked, his voice deathly soft. Aragorn looked up and nodded very slowly. Legolas took a step back and staggered, before he fell down. Sam, who had been trying to help Frodo cover Aragorn, slapped Aragorn smartly across the face and said, "Uh uh booooooooy, you just went TOO far."
"How could you Aragorn?" Legolas sobbed from the floor. Aragorn got up with some difficulty considering his bulk and waddled over to Legolas.
"I'm sorry.......it's just that....*she* got me drunk and then forced me....I don't even remember it. And as soon as she told me, I fled Rivendell and never looked back......we NEVER.....you know *did it*." Aragorn pleaded. Legolas looked up with doubtful blue eyes, misted over with tears.
"Really?"
"Really."
"In that case," Legolas said, hoisting himself up, and wiping away his tears, "Let's take out the trash." He reached for and arrow and steadied it in his bow, aiming it straight at Arwen's fear frozen body.
"Hasta la vista ugly." And with that Arwen Evenstar was killed by Legolas and her marriage with Aragorn......if there had ever been one.....was over. As her body lay on the floor motionless, everyone celebrated, and Aragorn and Legolas shared their first kiss as a married couple.
Life was looking pretty damn good.......but for how long?
***Look out for the next few chapters......cause BY POPULAR DEMAND.....I will be bringing one dead character back to life.........heheh...but WHICH one? Just don't forget to review.***