***It's time to find out whether it's a boy or a girl........well it's
pretty obvious which one I would make it, if you read "The Grooming of
Aragorn", I like to switch between genders after each story.......anyway I
hope you like the chapter.***
"Ok now whatever you do, DON'T PUSH!" Elrond told a very frazzled Aragorn. Legolas looked up in puzzlement.
"What do you mean?" I thought you were supposed to push?" he asked. Elrond sighed and gave Legolas a very pointed look.
"Yes well that *might* have worked HAD ARAGORN A PLACE TO PUSH THE BABY OUT OF!" Elrond retorted angrily.
"Yes, I suppose you're right. Erm, but where will the baby be coming out of?" Legolas asked squeamishly. Elrond turned brandishing a large and shiny knife.
"I'm going to cut it out." And with that said, Elrond turned to a very frightened Aragorn and proceeded to knock him out with a club. Sam, very disturbed by this all found this a good time to question what the hell was going on.
"What did you do that for? Aren't there drugs you can give him?" he asked, very innocently. Elrond shrugged as he began the incision.
"Yeah, but when am I ever going to be able to do THAT again?" he asked and pulled out a very healthy baby boy. Legolas who had temporarily fainted, and was brought back by the revolting sight of Frodo leaning over him, trying to get a kiss in, was awake, and crying.
"Oh my god," he gushed, "What a beautiful baby......I'm going to make such a good daddy. Aren't I sugar, yes I am. Now aren't you the cuuutiest lil baby waby anybody ever saw?" he asked in gooey baby talk. Elrond, Sam, Frodo, and Aragorn who had woken up just as Elrond had finished making the final stitches, all stared at Legolas in disbelief. It was Sam who broke the silence by rushing over and joining Legolas.
"HELLO THERE IS A DISTRESSED FORMERLY PREGNANT GUY LYING OVER HERE! I WOULD *ALSO* LIKE TO SEE THE BABY!" Aragorn yelled, his voice somewhat hoarse from all the screaming he had done earlier. Legolas quickly bundled the baby into his arms, and brought him over to Aragorn. Aragorn sighed and leaned back in the bed.
"What a beautiful baby girl." He breathed. Legolas and Elrond exchanged looks and Legolas leaned over to Aragorn.
"Uh, mela......it's a boy." He said hesitantly. Aragorn's head shot up, and he gave Legolas a cold stare.
"What do you mean?" he asked as he unwrapped the sleepy baby from it's swaddlings, "It's obviously a g-" and paused as he looked down in disbelief, "a boy......ah well, at least I have someone to inherit all my war crap." Aragorn said, shrugging, and cuddling the baby close.
"Hey! I thought I was inheriting that?" Frodo's little voice piped up from somewhere beneath the bed.
"Shut up Frumpy." Aragorn said casually and looked up from his son to see Legolas beaming at both of them from up above. He reached up and gave the surprised elf a big kiss on the mouth.
"I love you Legolas." Aragorn said, as he handed Legolas the baby. Legolas looked down at his newborn son and sighed in relief. All the mood swings, cravings, unpredictable gas that Aragorn had put Legolas through had been worth this little bundle of joy.
"I love you too."
***Awwww, now this WOULD be a good place to end it......but I'm not going to.....and I still need BABY NAMES! People, put your heads together and THINK! Obviously the name has to be elvish or I'm sorry, it can't be used. Don't forget to review***
"Ok now whatever you do, DON'T PUSH!" Elrond told a very frazzled Aragorn. Legolas looked up in puzzlement.
"What do you mean?" I thought you were supposed to push?" he asked. Elrond sighed and gave Legolas a very pointed look.
"Yes well that *might* have worked HAD ARAGORN A PLACE TO PUSH THE BABY OUT OF!" Elrond retorted angrily.
"Yes, I suppose you're right. Erm, but where will the baby be coming out of?" Legolas asked squeamishly. Elrond turned brandishing a large and shiny knife.
"I'm going to cut it out." And with that said, Elrond turned to a very frightened Aragorn and proceeded to knock him out with a club. Sam, very disturbed by this all found this a good time to question what the hell was going on.
"What did you do that for? Aren't there drugs you can give him?" he asked, very innocently. Elrond shrugged as he began the incision.
"Yeah, but when am I ever going to be able to do THAT again?" he asked and pulled out a very healthy baby boy. Legolas who had temporarily fainted, and was brought back by the revolting sight of Frodo leaning over him, trying to get a kiss in, was awake, and crying.
"Oh my god," he gushed, "What a beautiful baby......I'm going to make such a good daddy. Aren't I sugar, yes I am. Now aren't you the cuuutiest lil baby waby anybody ever saw?" he asked in gooey baby talk. Elrond, Sam, Frodo, and Aragorn who had woken up just as Elrond had finished making the final stitches, all stared at Legolas in disbelief. It was Sam who broke the silence by rushing over and joining Legolas.
"HELLO THERE IS A DISTRESSED FORMERLY PREGNANT GUY LYING OVER HERE! I WOULD *ALSO* LIKE TO SEE THE BABY!" Aragorn yelled, his voice somewhat hoarse from all the screaming he had done earlier. Legolas quickly bundled the baby into his arms, and brought him over to Aragorn. Aragorn sighed and leaned back in the bed.
"What a beautiful baby girl." He breathed. Legolas and Elrond exchanged looks and Legolas leaned over to Aragorn.
"Uh, mela......it's a boy." He said hesitantly. Aragorn's head shot up, and he gave Legolas a cold stare.
"What do you mean?" he asked as he unwrapped the sleepy baby from it's swaddlings, "It's obviously a g-" and paused as he looked down in disbelief, "a boy......ah well, at least I have someone to inherit all my war crap." Aragorn said, shrugging, and cuddling the baby close.
"Hey! I thought I was inheriting that?" Frodo's little voice piped up from somewhere beneath the bed.
"Shut up Frumpy." Aragorn said casually and looked up from his son to see Legolas beaming at both of them from up above. He reached up and gave the surprised elf a big kiss on the mouth.
"I love you Legolas." Aragorn said, as he handed Legolas the baby. Legolas looked down at his newborn son and sighed in relief. All the mood swings, cravings, unpredictable gas that Aragorn had put Legolas through had been worth this little bundle of joy.
"I love you too."
***Awwww, now this WOULD be a good place to end it......but I'm not going to.....and I still need BABY NAMES! People, put your heads together and THINK! Obviously the name has to be elvish or I'm sorry, it can't be used. Don't forget to review***