Chapter 8 – Growing Pains

Warning - Dubious consent in the third scene. Mostly Harry denying what he wants. Like, he wants it, but coming to terms with that is a bit of a process.

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"That does prove your claim," King Adam admitted over video chat. "If you could send the appropriate copies over to my office, we'll have the records updated with your titles immediately."

"Thank you," Audrey sighed, glad to have gotten through the easier part of this. "Now for the bad news."

The king's expression was carefully neutral. "I'm sure it's not that bad."

Audrey told him about Harry.

"That is a problem," the king sighed, dragging a hand across his face. "I'll sell a watered-down version of your story to the council, have Queen Snow make up a press package to explain Mr. Hook's presence. Is Ben terribly fond of him?"

"On a primal level," Audrey explained. "It's… intense. He likes me, he likes Jay, but Harry seems to bring out his beast in a very strong way. I don't know if that means it will settle him in the long term or not, but I don't think much good will come from separating them."

"We'll just have to wait and see," the king said, sighing. "Thank you for your assistance, Princess Rose. My office will take things over from here."

Which was fine with Audrey.

"Thanks, your majesty," Audrey said, giving him a light bow. "I hope you have a good night."

"You as well," the king said, and then the call was over.

Audrey forced herself to make the necessary copies and email them to the king's office before she made her way to the bedroom, grinning when she saw Jay stretched out on the bed, playing with himself in a sort of absent way while he stared at the picture Ben had of them posed together on his nightstand.

"Oh, thank fuck," Jay gasped when she started stripping out of her clothes. "I have been close to losing it for ten minutes."

"Proud of you for holding on," Audrey drawled, digging through Ben's nightstand and grinning when she came up triumphant with a condom and lube. So Ben had been hopeful after all. "Now buck up, mister, we're going for a ride."

"Yeehaw," Jay groaned, smiling when Audrey tore into the condom wrapper and-

Yeah, this was stupid, but it was hers now, and she kind of liked that.

Hooray sex.

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Eventually, when Audrey and Jay were sprawled out next to each other, trying to catch their breath after high fiving for a job well done, Ben would stroll into the room, naked as the day he was born and radiating pride as he nudged a boneless Harry against Jay's chest. Harry must have been truly out of it because he accepted Jay as his pillow with no arguments, curling around him with a contented sigh while Jay just sort of tensed awkwardly before wrapping an arm around his waist.

"Mates," Ben chirped, kissing Jay and Harry's messy locks before he wrapped himself around Audrey, savoring the feel of her with a satisfied rumble. Okay, she got those too, and here she was, naked spooning with Ben before they were even close to getting married and they weren't getting struck by lightning. Take that, grandma.

"Your dad took the news… well," Audrey said, deciding to bend the truth a bit.

"Good," Ben purred, kissing Audrey's shoulder. "So good to me."

"I try." Audrey smiled, resting a hand atop the arm Ben wrapped around her. "Hey chaos magic, could we have a blanket, please?"

Jay sighed. "I don't think that will work-"

As though to spite him, a large fluffy pink blanket appeared on top of them, something perfectly soft and perfectly squishy and perfectly comfortable to keep the minor chill of air conditioning at bay.

"When this thing starts giving out blowjobs or something stupid like that, I am going to laugh at you," Jay declared.

"But until then, we will be warm," Audrey hummed, and then she surrendered to her growing drowsiness and decided to take a nap. They'd earned it.

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Of course, eventually they had to wake up, which meant Harry had to wake up, which meant he would realize he was naked cuddling a group of people he didn't know that included Jay, which wasn't a great realization for him.

"The fuck?" Harry growled, peering up at Jay's sleeping expression before trying to push himself up with a snarl. "Fucking- fuck off, Jay."

Jay blinked towards coherence slowly. "Aw, come on Harry, can't you sleep for another hour?"

"Not on fucking you," Harry growled, trying to move again but not actually doing it, for whatever reason. "What the fucking hell?" he griped, staring at the blanket. "I can't move."

"So that's what it does," Audrey mumbled, watching Harry get more and more flushed as he tried to struggle away from Jay. If anything, his efforts put him practically on top of the other teen, the two of them squished chest-to-chest, likely feeling all kinds of everything between them.

"What's happening?" Ben grumbled, struggling towards full consciousness.

"Harry is less than pleased with where you left him, which the blanket protests, I guess," Audrey surmised. "And now he and Jay are rubbing dicks."

"They are?" Ben perked up. "Awesome."

"Not willingly," Harry growled. "I wouldn't willingly-"

"Precious," Ben murmured, leaning over Audrey so he could nuzzle the pirate's hair. "If you wanna enjoy it, enjoy it."

Just like every other time he doted on Harry, the pirate shivered, his head falling back and chest arching into Jay.

"B-Ben," Harry whined, making Audrey realize that they must have exchanged names in the bathroom at some point. "I c-can't-"

"Sure you can," Ben hummed, petting a hand through his hair.

"Oh wow," Jay gasped, his eyes fluttering closed. "Talk about zero to sixty."

"Shut up," Harry hissed, his cheeks darkening a furious shade of red. "Ye'd be like this too if ye were susceptible to his stupid beast shit."

"Not stupid," Ben murmured, nipping Harry's ear and making him moan. "Instinct, for you. You don't have to fight it."

"I'm not your submissive bitch, ye fuck," Harry snapped.

"Nope," Ben agreed. "Precious. Lovely."

Harry moaned, hips seeming to rut down into Jay's on reflex, something that only worsened when Ben settled a hand on his rear. "Ben."

"You're so loyal," Ben rumbled. "I know it without knowing you. Know you're loyal and passionate and determined to fight until the end. You'd give Uma your everything, your crew everything, and wouldn't keep a piece for yourself if you thought it served them better. I see you, Harry, and you are lovely."

"Ben," Harry moaned again, Jay joining him with quiet sounds when Ben started urging them together faster.

"You take care of everyone else," he said. "Your captain…" Ben lowered his voice. "Gilly."

"Don't say his name," Harry gasped. "Don't-"

"Love him," Ben murmured. "Love her, but don't think you're worthy-"

"Fuck you," Harry spat.

Ben grabbed his jaw, forced him to turn his head so he could tilt their foreheads together. "You are worth the world, Harry. And if you let me, I'll give it to you. I want to take care of you, now stop fighting me and let me do it."

Another growl, and then he was kissing Harry, rutting the other two teens steadily together while Harry whined into his mouth. Eventually they pulled apart and Ben turned his attention to Jay, the other teen seeming to hold on for dear life.

"Don't think I don't see you," Ben hissed, grabbing onto the Agraben's jaw next. "You deserve this and I love you."

"Fuck, Ben," Jay gasped, and then Ben was kissing him too.

And this was- yeah, most princesses would likely be upset by this turn of events, but Audrey was not one of them. As far as she was concerned, this was fucking awesome.

Ben looked over his shoulder, flushed and panting. "Audrey-"

"I know," Audrey said, squeezing his shoulder. "Take care of them, sweetheart, I know."

"So good to me," he repeated. "My first, my lovely."

Audrey shivered. About time she got to be lovely too.

And then that intense gaze was on Harry. "Now take what you want, sweetling."

"I don't-" Harry gasped. "I don't want-"

"I know you," Ben repeated with a growl. "You get wet for him, he gets wet for you, now stop fighting and enjoy it."

Harry moaned low and hard, something that trailed off into a crow when Ben shoved the blanket down. He crawled so that he was behind Harry, grabbing onto Jay's leg and wrapping it around Harry's waist so they could rut together, Ben getting a hand around both their lengths so he could properly pump them up and down.

"Is this what you've always wanted, Jay?" Ben asked.

"Yes," Jay groaned. "Yes, Ben, he's so- fuck."

"Jay," Harry moaned. "D-Don't- don't say-"

"Kind of can't hide it right now," Jay whimpered, and then he leaned forward and-

Yep, Jay and Harry were kissing. Jay and Harry, the sworn, bitter rivals, were making out while Ben coaxed them through an aggressive kind of rut and holy shit was it hot.

"I'm gonna-" Harry gasped. "Ben, I'm gonna-"

"Just come, Harry," Audrey ordered. "You and Jay both, just come already."

It seemed like they were competitive to the end because they were both determined to hold on, but eventually there was a shift that had Harry crying, had him spurting all over Jay's chest. The Agraben came not long after, and Ben guided them both through it until they were done, until Ben could let them curl next to each other, spent.

Of course, he then spent the next few minutes licking them clean, but such was the way of beast Ben.

"Now," he rumbled, wiping off his mouth with the back of his hand as his dilated pupils shifted over to Audrey. "May I satisfy my princess?"

"Your princess would like that very much, yes," Audrey said, breathless, and it was kind of flattering how fast Ben was able to crawl between her legs, how eager he was to mouth at her wet folds until she was shivering, conscious of the dazed looks Jay and Harry gave them.

So yeah, that was one way to wake up from a nap.

Go them.

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"This doesn't mean I like ye," Harry grumbled, which likely would have been more effective if he wasn't lazily trading kisses with Jay, the Agraben leaning over him as Harry laid sprawled out on his back. "It doesn't."

"I like you too, Harry," Jay chirped, seeming entirely more confident than he had been say, just that afternoon. "Even if you've tried to kill me lots of times." He dipped his head low, started mouthing at the curve of his neck. "Almost succeeded a few times too. Do you know how hot you are, swinging that hook around? When you took out Gustav's eye-" Jay shuddered, rutting into Harry's hip almost lazily. "So fucking hot. Almost creamed my pants right then."

"Don't talk sweet to me now," Harry panted, but he was clutching onto Jay, his body language desperate to keep him close. "Trying to bewitch me-"

"Pretty sure I betwitched you years ago," Jay hummed, mouth trailing downwards to bite at flushed nipples. "When I forced you against that wall – patted you down real thorough to make sure I got all you had."

"Jay," Harry whimpered, his legs seeming to part on reflex.

"Had to search everywhere," Jay breathed between kisses. "I should do that now-"

A whine, but Harry didn't deny Jay when he pushed one of Harry's thighs against his chest. With his free hand, he dipped low, parting Harry's cheeks and whistling at the sight.

"Ben already stretch you, baby?"

"Not yer baby," Harry hissed. "And he was just- he was cleaning me, in the bathroom."

"I'll clean you," Jay said, and then he and Harry were kissing while he urged his fingers into Harry's heat, the pirate whimpering all the while.

"Yeah, we're not getting anything else done tonight," Audrey marveled when Ben started to growl, his head ducking low to mouth at her breasts, making good on the hopes he'd stated earlier.

So yeah, it was a good evening.

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Eventually, they had to rest.

Eventually, Ben dragged them all to the bathtub, content to cuddle with them while they tried to get clean yet again.

"Okay, so we do need to do some planning," Audrey said as she settled herself into Harry's lap, the pirate blushing furiously before he pointedly averted his gaze from her body. "Since we have acquired two new boyfriends and your dad still has to break one of their presences to the entirety of Auradon."

"I suppose if I try to protest, ye'll just start growling," Harry muttered.

"You want to be here," Ben said. "So yeah." He paused. "Would you like me to growl?"

Harry tensed for a moment, then shook his head. "No," he snapped. "Ye act like I enjoy being a submissive bitch."

"Not a bitch," Audrey tutted, tapping the side of his cheek. "A gift, we've talked about this." She squinted up at him. "And I'm pretty sure you do enjoy being taken care of."

Harry puffed up. "That's different."

"It's really not," Jay groaned, happy to have Ben in his lap. "You're surrendering a certain amount of control to someone else."

"I like doing that for you," Ben murmured, reaching up to cup Harry's face between his hands, making the pirate blush darker. "My sweet, lovely boy."

"Stop," Harry urged, but he was shivering, his entire body seeming to shudder at Ben's words.

"Do you want me to hold you, Harry?" Audrey asked, because he seemed tense. "Would you like that?"

Harry shook his head out of Ben's hold. "I should be holding ye."

Audrey rolled her eyes. "Don't get caught up in bullshit gender roles," she said, and then she shifted, moving until she had Harry curled in her lap, the pirate safely in the V of her legs. "Better?"

"Yeah," Harry breathed, head falling back with a sigh. After a few seconds, he frowned. "Fuck."

"I know it's a lot, dude," Jay offered. "I've been here for months and it's still weird. You'll get used to it. And hey, no one's attacked us so far, so they probably won't attack you either."

"They won't," Ben pledged, his voice dark. "You're mine, and I protect what's mine."

Harry cracked his gaze open ever so slightly. "I'm Uma's."

"Ours," Ben corrected, tracing Harry's cheek. "You're mine and Uma's, just like Jay is mine and Mal's."

"Sharing," Audrey hummed. "Who'd have thought."

"And Uma would want me to take care of you," Ben said. "Want me to comfort you the way you won't allow yourself to be comforted." He leaned over, sharing a soft kiss with Harry that the pirate immediately melted into. "But it's okay," Ben said when he pulled back. "You can spend the first few days here in my suite. You don't have to see anyone you don't want to."

"What if I don't want to see ye?" Harry panted, brows quirked in a challenge.

Ben merely stroked a hand between Harry's legs, where surprisingly enough the pirate was ready to go again. "You do, so we'll be here."

"Ben," Harry moaned, eagerly crawling into the prince's lap.

Jay and Audrey didn't say much of anything, sharing a look before they decided to make out (because they could). Eventually, Ben's hunger for Harry would die down (she hoped), but until then she had Jay, and that was far from nothing.

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Eventually, they got clean. They managed to get some food before crawling into bed.

Jay and Harry ended up in the middle and Audrey wasn't surprised. She was happy to wrap herself around Harry's back, to whisper how pretty he and Jay were while Ben worked a hand under Jay's shirt to stroke at the skin there. It was sort of nice to cradle their grumpy Isle boyfriends together, and were it this morning Audrey would have been terrified of these transactions, but now-

Well, now she had what she wanted, and that was good enough for her.

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Sunday morning found Audrey and Jay wandering back towards Mal's room to break the news of their Saturday adventure to the rest of Jay's friends, because some things shouldn't be done over text message no matter how much Jay wanted it. That morning had been as intense as the others, though they'd ducked out after a quick shower and some chaos magic healing Audrey still didn't understand the intricacies of to cover their bruises. Granted, Ben would just remark them later, but Jay thought it would be better to keep Mal as at ease as possible, and this would help.

They left an enthusiastic Ben and Harry going at it, though Ben's beast seemed to be calming down somewhat between their combined presences. It was a real trial, pulling themselves away when Harry was so flushed and eagerly amendable for once on the bed, letting out the sweetest noises while Ben kissed him senseless, but they needed to focus. Ben and Harry could be a reward, but this needed to be done. In person. Before the rest of Auradon found out about their situation.

Jay had informed Audrey that the VKs tended to use windows to enter each other's rooms, but Audrey was a princess and more than that, she was kind of sore, so they had to use the actual halls for once, Jay busting out a key Carlos had copied for him to slip into the girls' room without knocking, because according to him, that would put them even more on edge.

"Hey, I'm not dead," was Jay's brilliant greeting, his nonchalant nature so palpably forced even Doug would know it was fake. "And I might have made a new friend- hey, Chad."

Jay drew to a halt, and that was enough to pull Audrey away from where she'd been lingering in the doorway. She strode forward to find – yes, that was Chad Charming wearing what seemed to be a sample jacket from Evie, who was the only other person in the room. Mal was nowhere in sight, but that seemed to matter less under Chad's immediate deer in the headlights look, though honestly, that was just kind of his default expression. The guy seemed like a bit of a mess – Audrey felt for him.

"Hey, Jay," Evie greeted, congenial enough to make up for the fact that Chad hadn't responded and didn't seem to be considering doing so anytime soon. "…Audrey."

"Hi Evie, Chad," Audrey greeted politely, which was enough to put Evie on edge.

Curse Audrey's past assholeness. She really needed to learn not to let stress get to her.

"Is this a date?" Jay asked suddenly, making Chad startle, which probably wasn't the best because Evie seemed to be in the process of pinning part of his coat.

"No," Evie said, her smile tight and eyes promising some kind of retribution against Jay's lack of filter. "It's a fitting. Chad's helping me determine a size profile for my male patterns."

Upon hearing his name, Chad nodded, desperately latching onto this explanation in that awkward way of his. In the full time they'd known each other, Audrey was pretty sure she'd only heard the guy say maybe ten words. She was actually impressed Evie had managed to get this much from him.

"Oh," Jay said, his shoulders seeming to relax at the prospect of a not-date. "Sorry. For interrupting, I mean. I um- have some news, but-"

"Why don't you go ahead and share it, then?" Evie chirped, moving on to pin the next section of Chad's coat. "Since you're here."

Great, Jay had gone and annoyed Evie, the person who – according to him – was very difficult to annoy.

"Um." Jay fidgeted. "I was actually looking for Mal-"

"I'll tell her later," Evie hummed. "Now share."

It sounded like a polite request, but it was not a polite request.

"Okay, well…" Jay continued shifting his weight nervously, and the entire breakdown they'd created on the way over from Ben's suite seemed to have flown out the window. "Long story short – Audrey and I are now the king and queen of Wonderland. And um- also we're dating. Each other and Ben. And Harry Hook, who I accidentally summoned from the Isle with my new chaos magic, so… that was my yesterday."

Evie paused, and – to her credit – slowly set aside her pin cushion to a place that was safely out of the way before she turned her full attention to Jay. "What?"

"Jay and I found a portal to Wonderland yesterday," Audrey offered. "We accidentally competed in a trial that made us its new rulers, and we bonded in the process."

"Yes, that part I get," Evie said. "Now why are you dating?"

"Because we like each other," Audrey said. "Now that we know each other, I mean. And Ben likes us both, so it all just sort of worked out."

"Okay," Evie said, though that seemed like a steadying measure, like she'd get back to that point later. "Now how about the part where you summoned Harry Hook from the Isle?"

"It was an accident!" Jay burst. "Since we're Wonderland royalty we have control of chaos magic now, only it's – you know – chaotic so it keeps making random shit happen and-"

Jay cut off abruptly, staring at his hands with wide eyes before he started looking frantically around.

"What?" Audrey said, her stomach beginning to sink. "What happened?"

"I think I just did a magic thing," Jay said. "Like, I felt magic, but I don't know what I did."

"At least you felt it," Audrey said, beginning to look around herself. "Did you summon someone else?"

"I think I would notice if I summoned a person."

"I think you're giving yourself too much credit-"

"Evie?" A voice – Chad Charming's rarely used voice – cut in, the question soft and tentative. It immediately pulled Jay and Audrey out of their argument to look at the Hanoven princess who seemed to be slightly hunched over, both of her hands pressed to her lower abdomen.

"Aw shit," Jay said. "Are you okay?"

"Um." The normally composed princess was bright red, her lips parted in a small gasp. "There's um- something wrong with my underwear."

"Jay," Audrey snapped, batting his arm. "Did you shrink her panties?"

"Not on purpose," Jay insisted while Chad just sort of flailed, the blond prince blushing furiously as he tried and failed to not look at Evie.

"Oh," Evie gasped, one hand pressing against her crotch on reflex. "It's digging into- ah-"

"Just magic them off, or something," Audrey hissed under her breath. "Or imagine them growing."

"Um," Jay said, somewhat pained, and Audrey turned to see that the rest of Evie's outfit was shrinking too. "Evie, I am so sorry. Audrey's the only one that's even close to knowing how to control it."

"Right," Audrey said, smacking the side of her head at the realization. "I'll try to undo it. It can't be that hard."

"Jay," Evie whined, gaze widening when the collar of her dress dipped terribly low, showing off a generous swell of cleavage that was getting pushed up by a too-tight bra. Her skirt was shrinking too, showing off more and more of her legs, until it wouldn't be hard to see the panties Jay had originally shrunk.

Chad, who had remained mostly silent for the exchange, shrugged off his sample jacket, setting it around Evie's shoulders with a terrible flush before he backed away, likely trying not to be improper.

"It's okay, Evie, I'll figure out how to undo it," Audrey said, which probably wasn't that comforting to someone whose breasts were about to be exposed to the prince she was trying to woo and her horndog best friend.

"It's so tight," Evie croaked.

"Just-" Audrey swallowed rough, trying to stay focused because she had three boyfriends and didn't need to acquire another girlfriend no matter how pretty and nice and talented she was. "Just grow already!"

She had intended to aim the command at the clothes.

In immediate hindsight, she realized that was not how her chaos magic had taken it.

A sharp gasp from Evie, and suddenly the room was filling up with Hanoven princess, her clothes immediate casualties to the surge of growth. Audrey didn't even know what happened until she found herself collapsed against a giant breast.

"The hell?" Audrey murmured, looking over to see Jay sliding down a smooth plane of stomach.

"I don't think that went the way you wanted it to," he said, looking around, and Audrey finally realized she'd grown Evie instead of the fucking clothes.

The poor princess was on her back, the sudden growth pushing her legs up against the wall. She was curled and contorted to fit into the space, her knees bent so she wouldn't break the ceiling, but Audrey was sort of more focused on where Chad had landed in this all.

"Aw hell," Jay hissed when he caught sight of the blushing prince trapped in Evie's privates, his lower body stuck between Evie's wet folds while his arms seemed torn between keeping him anchored on her outer lips and not touching them at all.

"Our life is so stupid," Audrey hissed, moving to climb up (or down?) Evie's stomach. "Jay, go comfort your friend. And warn her that we're probably going to have to orgasm her back to normal size."

"I don't think this was how she wanted to have sex with a prince for the first time," Jay said, seeming somewhat out of it. "I mean, just theoretically – I don't think this was what she had in mind."

"Jay, focus," Audrey hissed. "Because of our stupid chaos magic, one of our friends is a giant and the other might literally drown in a vagina."

Jay giggled somewhat hysterically. "Hell of a story though, right?"

"Go calm Eviedown," Audrey snapped, because the other princess didn't seem to be taking this adjustment well.

They split up, Audrey crawling up Evie's dark blue pubes to get to the somewhat dismayed looking Chad Charming.

"I um- don't want to be here," he said, looking terribly flushed. "I mean- one day, maybe, but I'm not supposed to- and I'm in her and I don't even have a condom and we're not even dating or married-"

"Calm down, it's going to be okay," Audrey said, caressing the wet folds and watching them shiver around Chad, who closed his eyes at the movement.

"She keeps squeezing me," he admitted with a strained tone. "And it feels good."

That was not information Audrey needed to know, but it was obvious Chad was panicking, so whatever helped him cope, she guessed.

"It's sex – sort of," Audrey said. "It's supposed to feel good."

"But I haven't earned this," Chad said. "I'm supposed to earn it."

"This is a special exception," Audrey declared. "Look, we're going to have to get Evie off in order to revert her to her normal size, so just hold on, okay?"

"What does get her off mean?" Chad asked. "Is that slang?"

"Yeah, for orgasming," Audrey said, wondering how out of touch with society this guy was. "Here's a fun crash course in how to pleasure a lady, I guess." And then she wrapped her hands around Evie's giant clit, beginning to stroke it and toy with it as much as she could.

"She squeezing me again," Chad said, his voice tight as he seemed to start bobbing up and down within Evie's wet folds. "I feel like I'm going deeper."

"Just- start kicking," Audrey offered. "Stretch against her walls – it will feel good."

"Like this?" Chad asked, like Audrey could see him, but he most have done something right because Evie was swallowing a moan after that, a new swell of wetness emanating from her folds.

"Yeah, just like that," Audrey said, continuing her efforts. She thought back to her own time as a giant, what Jay had done to help her, and caught sight of the now not-so-little hole that could potentially help them. "I'm gonna try something."

"Okay," Chad said, likely wanting to feel like he contributed, so he just sort of watched as Audrey eased her fist into Evie's urethra, causing a carnal sort of sound to spill from Evie's large throat.

Man, Audrey hoped Jay hadn't been lying about those sound-proofing charms Mal had placed on the room, because otherwise this was going to be hard to explain.

"What are you doing?" Chad asked as he was pushed up and down, his outfit slowly getting more and more soaked.

"Something you can't really do when you're normal sized," Audrey said, toying relentlessly with Evie's clit. "But now's as good a time as any-"

A hard thrust and Evie seemed to fall apart, gushing hard enough that Chad was pushed up and Audrey wasted no time grabbing onto him, dragging the prince out as the body below them slowly shrank back to its normal size. When it was over, Audrey and Chad sort of collapsed to their knees, Chad absolutely soaked and Audrey not much better, and across the room, Jay had an arm wrapped around a very naked Evie's shoulders.

"Um," Chad said, frantically staring anywhere else but her. "A-Audrey? I um- I might have…"

"Did you come?" Audrey asked, keeping her voice low.

Chad nodded miserably. "I'm sorry."

"Not your fault, buddy," Audrey said, giving his arm a few pats before she crossed over to Evie's trembling visage. "Um- chaos magic? Could you please get all of Chad's cum out of Evie?"

A beat, and then white slick seemed to burst from Evie, making the princess arch in Jay's hold.

"Hot, hot," she croaked. "It's so hot."

"It's okay, we're getting it," Audrey said, and that was how she found herself easing her fingers into another girl's vagina, probing deep to scoop out the hot collections of spunk that seemed to burn her.

She thrust and curled and scooped until she was pretty sure it was all out, then kept going just for good measure, trying to feel up every part of Evie.

"Audrey, Audrey, Audrey," Evie was panting, her legs spreading wide. "It feels so good."

"It's supposed to," Audrey soothed, pressing a kiss to her shoulder as she kept going, sort of reveling in the way Evie squeezed and clutched around her fingers. "Did I get it all out?"

"Keep looking," Evie crooned, a dark flush spread across her face. "Please."

She was-

Oh, she was probably um- getting understandably worked up because someone was fingering her. It didn't really matter that the someone in question was Audrey.

Well, Audrey figured she was half responsible for this mess, so she probably owed Evie this much.

"Okay," she said, and then she shifted forward so she could help Jay support Evie, the princess shaking as Audrey sped up the attention of her hand, and when she brushed her thumb against Evie's clit, she gasped hard, seeming to savor the moment.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," Evie was panting. "I wasn't supposed to- not until marriage, but then Chad was- and your fingers."

"You haven't masturbated before?" Audrey asked, belatedly realizing that they were inadvertently giving Chad a show, and that the prince was actually watching it with an open kind of embarrassment.

"I'm not supposed to," Evie whined into Audrey's shoulder. "But it feels so good."

"You can do it whenever you want, okay?" Audrey said. "It won't make you tainted, Evie, you couldn't be tainted if you tried."

"But a boy was inside me," Evie croaked. "I'm ruined."

"N-No you're not," Chad said, and then he was scrambling forward, watching her with wide eyes. "You're great. And um- I'll marry you, so you don't have to worry about ruining yourself, because that could never happen, in my opinion."

"Chad," Evie moaned, and then she was falling apart on Audrey's fingers, shaking her way through a second orgasm, naked as the day she was born.

It was, understandably, a very intense few minutes, so it took them a bit to fully recover from it.

"Congrats, you two," Audrey offered when it became clear no one else was going to say anything. "We're all super happy for you."

"Yes," Jay said, latching onto this. "You're um- perfect for each other. And Evie, again, I'm super sorry-"

"Don't be," Evie huffed, a tired smile tugging at her lips. "A lot of good things happened because of this."

"Could we run you a bath or something?" Audrey asked, trying to find a non-awkward way to exit this situation.

"Would your chaos magic do something to it?" Chad asked somewhat nervously.

Evie perked up. "Could you run a bath for Chad?"

And that was how they determined that while they weren't sure what they did, the end result was Chad Charming getting ravished by a bubble bath, the blond shaking and moaning and arching against the tub while Evie sat in Jay's lap, the princess nudging his hand between her legs so he could finger her as well, like she knew the privilege would wreck him. Audrey didn't even consider arguing it, because Jay loved Evie and Audrey liked Jay, and it wasn't like sharing wasn't a thing so she focused on Chad, occasionally dipping her hand into the water so she could jack him off while he babbled about how good it felt.

So.

That was their morning.

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"Um," Chad said later, when he was wrapped in Mal's fluffy bathrobe and Jay was concentrating his way through changing Evie's undergarments into the lingerie she had designed in her sketchbook. "Are we all dating now?"

"Evie?" Audrey asked, because this was really the other princess's rodeo.

Evie paused, like she hadn't expected to be given that consideration, and smiled from where she was modeling her newest, drop-dead sexy creation. "I won't lie, I'd be more supportive of your relationship if you shared Jay."

"Evie," Jay said, seeming to sport a perpetual blush.

"And if Jay trusts you now, I trust you," Evie said. "You took care of me and Chad, you took care of Jay – that's enough for me."

"This motely affair also includes Ben and Harry," Audrey said. "Granted, I don't know how Ben's going to react-" Or his dad, who would likely be less than pleased. "If he gets super territorial, I'll make sure we can at least share Jay, but to this point Ben has been very enthusiastic with everyone who's joined us." She paused, thinking. "You don't seem surprised by Harry."

"Everyone knows Jay had a crush on Harry," Evie said, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "Just the same that everyone knew Harry had a crush on Jay – or the Isle equivalent. It was a given, but they fought because they were bitter rivals, which was what made them so respected. At least, as much as you could be on the Isle." She paused. "I am surprised Ben likes him, though."

"Biological inclinations," Audrey explained with shrug. "Honestly, I'm freaking out way less at the prospect of having a girlfriend than I thought I would be."

"Hey, me too," Evie chirped, swaying over to Audrey with a sultry swing of her hips. "Want to make out?"

"Only if Jay and Chad also make out," Audrey hummed, giving Jay the permission he'd been desperately hoping for to scoop the blond prince into his arms, dragging him over to the bed so he could pull him into sweet, slow kisses.

"And this doesn't make us sluts?" Jay asked as they broke into their respective pairings. "I mean, that we're dating so many people."

"It makes us fucking lucky, is what it makes us," Audrey growled, and Evie rewarded this with a soft kiss that Audrey immediately decided she liked.

Yes. Yes. This was hers now, she decided.

The Queen of Wonderland deserved a harem. Obviously.

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"We have new boos," Audrey declared when they finally made it back to Ben's suite that afternoon. Harry was, predictably, curled up on the bed, looking close to asleep, but Ben was at his desk, seeming to get some actual work done now that his beast had been satisfied.

"What?" Ben asked, blinking in surprise, then blushing when he realized Evie and Chad had returned with them. "I am okay with this."

"Okay with what?" Harry grumbled, rubbing at his eyes as he blinked more awake. "Ah, fuckno. Jay's one thing, but I'm not touching princess, or whoever the fuck that is."

"You don't have to have sex with anyone you don't want to, precious," Audrey murmured, perching on the side of the bed so she could run a hand through his hair. "But Jay comes with Evie-"

"I come with Uma," Harry snapped. "And Gilly."

"I'm working on that," Ben said distractedly, his gaze very much still on a blushing Chad. "On getting them off, I mean. Hey, Chad."

"Hey um- Ben," Chad offered with a shy wave of his hands. "You don't actually have to pay attention to me-"

"I need to introduce you to Harry," Ben declared, and then he was just sort of sweeping Chad off his feet, carrying the startled blond over to the bed until he could deposit him in front of a growling Harry. "Harry, you need Chad."

"He probably doesn't," Chad said, fidgeting helplessly, a dark blush growing on his cheeks as he tried not to stare at Harry's bare and bruise laden chest. "Not many people do."

"Hey," Harry said, his tone seeming to take an immediate one eighty as he surged up to look at Chad, really look at him, before nuzzling into his space. "Ye shy, darlin?"

"Yeah?" Chad whimpered, his expression full of a hope so desperate it hurt Audrey to look at.

"No need for that," Harry declared, and then he was kissing Chad, dragging the blond into his lap while Ben just sort of grinned at them with an open air of triumph.

"Aw man, aw man," Ben chirped to himself as he picked Audrey up with a bright grin, the king spinning her in a happy circle before he set her back down and tugged her over to the others. "You are such a good mate, I don't know what I'd do without you, honestly."

"I'm glad you like them," Audrey said, sort of reveling in the sharp turn her relationship had taken. Before she'd been determined to keep Ben to herself, desperate to fight off any interlopers who might try to use him for their own gain, but now…

Bringing him new mates felt like bringing him presents, and she got the benefit of caring for them too. Maybe it was insanity, but she liked this a lot, liked having multiple people to care for instead of just Ben.

"Hey, Evie," Ben greeted, his excitement dimming for a sort of bashful tone. "May I kiss you, please? You smell like Audrey. And Jay. And you."

Evie giggled, delighted by his request. "Yes, Ben, you can kiss me."

"Awesome," Ben said, and then he gathered her in his arms to the chorus of her pleased laughter, carrying her carefully over to the bed where Harry had worked a hand into Chad's pants, the blond pinned beneath him, letting out the nicest noises while Harry whispered praises to him.

"Welp," Jay declared suddenly. "I have decided Wonderland is awesome."

"Fuck yeah, it is," Audrey agreed, sharing a high five with him. "Want to watch them have fun before we go track down Mal?"

"Aw, fuck," Jay sighed. "She's going to be so mad. I'm pretty sure she has a crush on Evie."

"What I'm hearing is we have another potential girlfriend out there."

"You are too excited about this," Jay grumbled. "She's going to scratch your eyes out."

"I have chaos magic on my side," Audrey sniffed. "And you. I think we'll be okay."

"Aw, man," Jay simply repeated, but then he was tugging Audrey back towards the couch so they could get a better few, Evie looking especially flushed when Ben eased a hand under her skirt.

Things could have gone certainly worse.

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Endnotes:

And the chaos continues!

Thanks to everyone who left feedback last chapter! The support for this nonsense is greatly appreciated! Next chapter, we move onto what would have been the third story in the series, and it maintains the shenanigans full force!

Until next time ;)