The Obligatory Food Fight Scene
"Do you really think you can take us on with that stupid pop gun?" Fred growled.
"Actually I was planning to use this," Zartan held up a small test tube. "A special liquid explosive that will destroy all of you once and for all!" He laughed maniacally. Until Pietro used his super speed to grab both the gun and the explosive. "Or not…"
"You were saying?" Pietro grinned as he handed the gun to Fred who crumpled it into a ball.
"Oh boy…" Zartan gulped. "Well I think I must be going now…"He turned to leave.
That was when Mystique got up and punched him in the jaw. "Hello Lover!" She hissed. "Remember me?"
"Vividly," Zartan growled as he got up and tackled her.
"Mind if I cut in?" Burke asked as he tackled them both. Soon the three of them were fighting each other.
"This is great!" Pietro waved his arms. The liquid explosive flew out of his hand. "Uh oh…"
Both Mrs. Sefton and Wanda used their powers to create a shield around the others as the liquid blasted through the wall. "Nice going Pietro!" Wanda snapped.
"Oops," Pietro gulped. "Well at least the restaurant now has a nice view of the lake."
"You idiot!" Althea threw a salad at him. It landed on Amanda instead.
"YOU!" Amanda shouted and threw some food back. Of course this prompted Todd and the others to start throwing food as well.
"Here we go!" Rogue moaned. "I knew this was going to happen!"
"Incoming!" Fred shouted as some pasta sailed past him and splattered onto the wall. "Ha! Missed! WHOA!" He slipped on some provolone that had fallen on the floor and fell through the other wall, startling the patrons.
Soon everyone was fleeing from the mutants battling with the food. "Don't worry Stormy! I'll protect ya!" Shipwreck jumped on top of Ororo who shocked him with lightning.
"This is not happening…" Mr. Sefton moaned as he watched his daughter and Althea dueling with breadsticks. "THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!"
"Storm we have got to take control of this situation!" Xavier shouted. Then he got hit on the head with some meatballs.
"I think it's a bit late for that Charles!" Ororo pointed.
"FREEZE! SHEILD!" Nick Fury ran in with a squad of soldiers. "Nobody move!"
"Well why not?" Kurt groaned as he threw a napkin up into the air.