A Big Stupid Mistake~
Chapter 2- What in the Hell?!!
"I AM BORED OUTTA MY FRICKIN' MIND!!!!!" Sonic wailed. "BEING STUCK WITH AMY IS BETTER THAN PLAYING GOLF, DAMN YOU!!!! I CANNOT STAND THIS!!!!"
Mario laughed a little. "Sonic, you will get over it-a and see how fun-a golfing is!!! Trust me!" Sonic rolled his eyes. "Yeah, right," he muttered. "Last time I trusted you, I lost all my chips in poker! HA!" He readied his swing. Alright, so he hadn't found anything to do. And so he was stuck playing golf with Mario and Luigi.
Tails walked up. "Hi-a Sonic," he said. "Having fun?"
"No," Sonic pouted as he swung and missed the golf ball again. "Does it look like it?!"
Tails giggled. "Not really. Want some candy? I got lots of it. Sheaira gave it to me for being nice and helping her out today."
"Tails, you act so Christian sometimes it annoys me," Sonic joked. "You're such a good kid, though. OOH! Jellybeans!" He shoved a handful of them into his mouth. "Mmmmm..." He paused. "Okay," he said, his mouth full of jellybeans. "I'm gonna swing again." As I'm sure everyone predicted, he swung and missed again. And again. And again...
Luminous came along. "Sonic, you suck at that," he commented. "Want some help?"
Sonic sighed. "When it comes to stupid golf, I could use all the help I can get!" He handed Luminous the golf club. "So show me!"
"Okay, but Tails, you'd better keep a fair distance..."
Tails backed up so he wouldn't be hit.
Luminous readied his swing. "See Sonic? You just go like...THIS!" He swung the club and the golf ball whipped across the course. "Wow...I hit the ball, and it caused no damage! KICK ASS!! w00t!" He did a little dance. Sonic looked at him skeptically.
"And you're supposed to be older than me, if you don't recall..." Sonic said curtly. He re-claimed his golfclub and attempted to try again. Luminous continued his dance.
Tails crossed his arms. "Y'know, Sonic, I've noticed that Sheaira has been acting a little strange lately..."
"Yeah, so?" Sonic asked, as he tried yet again to hit the ball and failed. "DAMN YOU GOLF BALL! Someone get me another one! This one is jinxed, I swear!" He picked it up and studied it. "It's probably the one that hit you yesterday, Tails. That's why its jinxed. ITS THE CURSED BALL FROM HELL!"
Tails blushed. "Sonic..." he said quietly. "You're embarrassing me..."
"Why?" Sonic asked, failing to notice that everyone was staring at him and Tails. "Ah, well. I'll hit the damn ball eventually."
(four hours later)
"Okay, I give up," Sonic said. "4693294018694027465 swings later, I realize I'll never hit the god-forsaken golf ball."
Everyone sighed.
Chapter 2- What in the Hell?!!
"I AM BORED OUTTA MY FRICKIN' MIND!!!!!" Sonic wailed. "BEING STUCK WITH AMY IS BETTER THAN PLAYING GOLF, DAMN YOU!!!! I CANNOT STAND THIS!!!!"
Mario laughed a little. "Sonic, you will get over it-a and see how fun-a golfing is!!! Trust me!" Sonic rolled his eyes. "Yeah, right," he muttered. "Last time I trusted you, I lost all my chips in poker! HA!" He readied his swing. Alright, so he hadn't found anything to do. And so he was stuck playing golf with Mario and Luigi.
Tails walked up. "Hi-a Sonic," he said. "Having fun?"
"No," Sonic pouted as he swung and missed the golf ball again. "Does it look like it?!"
Tails giggled. "Not really. Want some candy? I got lots of it. Sheaira gave it to me for being nice and helping her out today."
"Tails, you act so Christian sometimes it annoys me," Sonic joked. "You're such a good kid, though. OOH! Jellybeans!" He shoved a handful of them into his mouth. "Mmmmm..." He paused. "Okay," he said, his mouth full of jellybeans. "I'm gonna swing again." As I'm sure everyone predicted, he swung and missed again. And again. And again...
Luminous came along. "Sonic, you suck at that," he commented. "Want some help?"
Sonic sighed. "When it comes to stupid golf, I could use all the help I can get!" He handed Luminous the golf club. "So show me!"
"Okay, but Tails, you'd better keep a fair distance..."
Tails backed up so he wouldn't be hit.
Luminous readied his swing. "See Sonic? You just go like...THIS!" He swung the club and the golf ball whipped across the course. "Wow...I hit the ball, and it caused no damage! KICK ASS!! w00t!" He did a little dance. Sonic looked at him skeptically.
"And you're supposed to be older than me, if you don't recall..." Sonic said curtly. He re-claimed his golfclub and attempted to try again. Luminous continued his dance.
Tails crossed his arms. "Y'know, Sonic, I've noticed that Sheaira has been acting a little strange lately..."
"Yeah, so?" Sonic asked, as he tried yet again to hit the ball and failed. "DAMN YOU GOLF BALL! Someone get me another one! This one is jinxed, I swear!" He picked it up and studied it. "It's probably the one that hit you yesterday, Tails. That's why its jinxed. ITS THE CURSED BALL FROM HELL!"
Tails blushed. "Sonic..." he said quietly. "You're embarrassing me..."
"Why?" Sonic asked, failing to notice that everyone was staring at him and Tails. "Ah, well. I'll hit the damn ball eventually."
(four hours later)
"Okay, I give up," Sonic said. "4693294018694027465 swings later, I realize I'll never hit the god-forsaken golf ball."
Everyone sighed.