A Big Stupid Mistake
chapter 3- WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Sheaira was bored. Very bored. So bored, in fact, that she started to toy with something she shouldn't've, Drake's Moon Rod. She waved it around 'harmlessly' (or so she thought) admiring the lovely trail of blue sparkles it made. The sparkles went everywhere, landing on everything, then disappearing. Sheaira sighed. There was so much nothing afoot.
Sonic came in. "Hey, Sheaira," he said. "I suck at golf." He sat down glumly at the kitchen table, staring down at nothing.
Sheaira pushed a large bowl of jellybeans across the table to him. "Here. Want some? I have alot here, and Tails says you love them."
"OOH JELLYBEANS!!!" Sonic grabbed a huge handful and shoved them in his mouth. "Mmmmm...yumm." He sat eating jellybeans to his heart's content for awhile.
Sheaira laughed. "You're so weird, you know!"
Sonic pushed the bowl back to her. "Ugh...I think I've had my fill." He'd gotten through at least three quarters of the candy. Sheaira pulled a huge container of them out of a cupboard and refilled it.
"HOLY COW YOU KNOW HOW TO HOARD CANDY!" Sonic cried. "Damn, I wish I could do that....But I love jellybeans, and I have an eight-year old in the house, so its kinda hard to have 'em around long." He smiled. "The same goes for chilidogs, but I can't seem to share those at all..."
"Yeah, I know." Sheaira smiled, and ate some of the brightly colored candies herself.
Tails ran in. "Hey Sonic! Are you comin' home?"
"Yeah, in a minute," Sonic replied. "But who one the practise golf?"
"Mario," Tails answered, as though it were really abnormal (which it wasn't). "Yoshi was runner-up, though."
"Here, Tails," Sheaira said. "Have some jellybeans! I have too many."
"Alright." Tails took some of the candies and ate them. "But why do you have so many?!"
"Drake won them in town earlier, but there's WAY too much for us alone to stomach."
"Oh. Maybe you could give some to Knuckles," Tails suggested. "He's been really grumpy lately."
"Alright."
So Sheaira shared jellybeans with Knuckles. And Cream. And Shadow, who suddenly popped into the plot of things because I neglected to mention him in Chapters 1 or 2, lazy me.
And strange things happened. (No, don't start thinking about touchy-feely sexy moments, you perverts. This is rated PG13)
(Next morning)
Sonic woke up later than usual. He felt a little weird, but he assumed it was from golfing the day before. He went downstairs, heeding little or nothing about anything. He just wanted his morning coffee. It would help him wake up.
Sitting in the living room, drinking his nice hot coffee, Sonic's thought were disturbed by Tails' rather loud and sudden call.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SONIC!!!"
"What do you want?!!" Sonic yelled back.
He heard Tails come downstairs, then press himself against the back of the door to the living room. His breathing was quiet and trembling. "Sonic, are you...alright..?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, why?"
Tails swallowed. "You don't feel any...different?"
"No, not to my extreme and massive knowledge."
"Please check for me..."
Sonic sighed. Tails sure was acting odd. Sonic closed his eyes, and ran his hand back through his hair. Nothing could be different. "Tails, I'm fine. Just get the hell in here and tell me what's wrong."
Tails slowly pushed open the door, and took a step into the room.
Sonic looked at the little orange-haired boy in shock. Tails' eyes were sick with worry. He played with the hemm of his white t-shirt. Sticking out the back of his jeans were his two tails, un-altered in the slightest. "I thought you said you were okay, Sonic," he said softly. "You don't look okay..."
Sonic was too shocked to do anything. "T- tails, you're a- a...kid."
"Yeah, I know. You're human, too."
Sonic touched his hair again. Wait...hedgehogs had quills, not soft fluffly hair. "OH MY GOD!" he yelled, jumping up. "I'M A FRICKING HUMAN!!!!!"
chapter 3- WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Sheaira was bored. Very bored. So bored, in fact, that she started to toy with something she shouldn't've, Drake's Moon Rod. She waved it around 'harmlessly' (or so she thought) admiring the lovely trail of blue sparkles it made. The sparkles went everywhere, landing on everything, then disappearing. Sheaira sighed. There was so much nothing afoot.
Sonic came in. "Hey, Sheaira," he said. "I suck at golf." He sat down glumly at the kitchen table, staring down at nothing.
Sheaira pushed a large bowl of jellybeans across the table to him. "Here. Want some? I have alot here, and Tails says you love them."
"OOH JELLYBEANS!!!" Sonic grabbed a huge handful and shoved them in his mouth. "Mmmmm...yumm." He sat eating jellybeans to his heart's content for awhile.
Sheaira laughed. "You're so weird, you know!"
Sonic pushed the bowl back to her. "Ugh...I think I've had my fill." He'd gotten through at least three quarters of the candy. Sheaira pulled a huge container of them out of a cupboard and refilled it.
"HOLY COW YOU KNOW HOW TO HOARD CANDY!" Sonic cried. "Damn, I wish I could do that....But I love jellybeans, and I have an eight-year old in the house, so its kinda hard to have 'em around long." He smiled. "The same goes for chilidogs, but I can't seem to share those at all..."
"Yeah, I know." Sheaira smiled, and ate some of the brightly colored candies herself.
Tails ran in. "Hey Sonic! Are you comin' home?"
"Yeah, in a minute," Sonic replied. "But who one the practise golf?"
"Mario," Tails answered, as though it were really abnormal (which it wasn't). "Yoshi was runner-up, though."
"Here, Tails," Sheaira said. "Have some jellybeans! I have too many."
"Alright." Tails took some of the candies and ate them. "But why do you have so many?!"
"Drake won them in town earlier, but there's WAY too much for us alone to stomach."
"Oh. Maybe you could give some to Knuckles," Tails suggested. "He's been really grumpy lately."
"Alright."
So Sheaira shared jellybeans with Knuckles. And Cream. And Shadow, who suddenly popped into the plot of things because I neglected to mention him in Chapters 1 or 2, lazy me.
And strange things happened. (No, don't start thinking about touchy-feely sexy moments, you perverts. This is rated PG13)
(Next morning)
Sonic woke up later than usual. He felt a little weird, but he assumed it was from golfing the day before. He went downstairs, heeding little or nothing about anything. He just wanted his morning coffee. It would help him wake up.
Sitting in the living room, drinking his nice hot coffee, Sonic's thought were disturbed by Tails' rather loud and sudden call.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SONIC!!!"
"What do you want?!!" Sonic yelled back.
He heard Tails come downstairs, then press himself against the back of the door to the living room. His breathing was quiet and trembling. "Sonic, are you...alright..?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, why?"
Tails swallowed. "You don't feel any...different?"
"No, not to my extreme and massive knowledge."
"Please check for me..."
Sonic sighed. Tails sure was acting odd. Sonic closed his eyes, and ran his hand back through his hair. Nothing could be different. "Tails, I'm fine. Just get the hell in here and tell me what's wrong."
Tails slowly pushed open the door, and took a step into the room.
Sonic looked at the little orange-haired boy in shock. Tails' eyes were sick with worry. He played with the hemm of his white t-shirt. Sticking out the back of his jeans were his two tails, un-altered in the slightest. "I thought you said you were okay, Sonic," he said softly. "You don't look okay..."
Sonic was too shocked to do anything. "T- tails, you're a- a...kid."
"Yeah, I know. You're human, too."
Sonic touched his hair again. Wait...hedgehogs had quills, not soft fluffly hair. "OH MY GOD!" he yelled, jumping up. "I'M A FRICKING HUMAN!!!!!"