A Big Stupid Mistake~

chapter 4- SEXAY SONIC!

Sonic was happy. Hey, Tails could be as upset and teary-eyed as he wanted. Sonic though this transformation kicked ass to the limits of reality, and didn't want to give it up. He was more than happy. He was...uh, MONDO happy! (I think that's a good description) He spent most of the morning admiring himself in a mirror.

"Who's so sexay it hurts?" he asked his reflection. "Oh! Could it be Sonic?! OF COURSE IT COULD! HE IS DAMN SEXAY!" He smiled.

Tails, meanwhile, was trying to think of a way to un-do what had been done, and his face was streaked with tears. He sat on the couch, hugging his knees against his chest, crying a little as he continued to think of ways to reverse the current situation.

"Sonic...please help me out here," he requested softly, wiping away tears.

"Not now, Tails! I'm busy!" Sonic replied. He turned back to the mirror. "AH AM SO SEXAY, YES AH AM!!!" He posed.

Tails sighed. "Well, you're no help."

"Awww, sorry, Tails! Did I step on your itty bitty wittle ego there?"

"Cut it out," Tails said. "This isn't good, what's happened here, and it could get worse." He pushed some of his orange hair off of his forehead and sighed. "What if this is some sort of magic problem?!! What if Drake can't fix it?! What if we're stuck like this?!!"

"What if the little kid won't stop complaining for two seconds?!!!" Sonic smiled in the curt way he usually managed. "Then the world will die of over-explosure to your sensless acts of FAILING TO NOTICE HOW COOL WE LOOK!"

Tails put his face in his hands, and cried some more. Sonic realized his attitude had gotten out of had again, and with a sigh, he walked over to Tails, sat down beside him, and put his arm around the little boy. He drew Tails closer against his side, and hugged him. "Look, I'm sorry, kiddo. You know I never mean to upset you," he said gently. "I love you as my little brother, and you know that."

Tails choked back a sob and looked at him. "We're brothers. We're supposed to argue. But right now I want you to help me." He hugged Sonic. "I don't wanna be like this forever!!!"

"Could we go see if anyone else transformed?" Sonic asked. "I doubt we were the only ones transformed."

(Shadow's house)

Shadow stood still, silently gazing at his reflection. His hair was black with red highlights, and his skin was slightly tanned. The look of calmness remained in his eyes, with a little bit of added disgust. He turned away from the mirror.

Luminous tried to hide his grin. He hadn't transformed, and he was getting a little bit obsessed with pointing out this fact. "Shadow, are you okay there? You look a little...stoned." He burst out laughing.

Shadow gave him a look. "This isn't much of a laughing matter, you know. I could easy Chaos Control you out of my sight, or out of this country, if you decide you want to go that far with my patience right now."

"Alright, alright, I'm kidding," Luminous said. "You're just so calm alot of the time its like..."

"Don't even GO there, Luminous Blane," Shadow threatened. "This isn't a good time."

Tails and Sonic burst in. Sonic took one look at Shadow's hair, and keeled over laughing. Luminous keeled over laughing at Sonic, due to the fact that his hair was blue and looked generally strange.

"Ahem." Shadow looked slightly annoyed at the both of them, and at the sight of Shadow's glare, they both stopped their fits of laughter. "Thank you. This isn't a light matter we have here."

"No kidding," Luminous said. "YOU GUYS LOOK RIDICULOUS!!!" He held back his laughter as best he could.

Sonic crossed his arms. "I'M NOT RIDICULOUS, I'M SEXAY!"

"Sure you are...Heh heh."

"...shut up, you..."

"Wait a sec," Tails said. "If Sonic and I are human, and Shadow is human...then maybe Cream and Knuckles are too!!"

Hmmmmm.....

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: *sob* I am having a hard time today as things are not going well. I apologize for how short the chapter is and chapter 5 will be up shortly. I have afew things to deal with, you see...I was up very late last night because I was so stressed out...But I am not ot give up on my writing, even if I spend all morning crying my eyes out...Okay, bye now...